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Chapter 5 Feelings Are Made(1/2)

“Is this game so popular?”

Li He muttered: "If you win a game, you can have more than a thousand fans? So many people watching the game?"

It seems that fire is inevitable.

He can even understand the magic of this game.

Not to mention anything else, this game can at least effectively alleviate the trainer's tension during the command process.

If an ordinary person with inexperienced commands the elves to fight as soon as he comes up, it is normal for his brain to be unable to think reasonably even if he is so nervous that his voice trembles.

This game can obviously give new trainers a "vaccine" to relieve their tension in the battle.

Make them more adaptable to elves battles.

Game of conscience!

"What's the use of this horse-killing chicken skill?" He was looking forward again.

【Massage, lv1, 0/100, special effects: 1. It can reduce the fatigue of the elf during the massage.】

"Really? I'm a big health care myself?"

Li He reached out and pinched his neck a few times, and a sore feeling surged in his heart.

"Omg! My hand is a bit powerful!" He couldn't help but pinch it a few more times.

After resting for a while, Li He was free and picked up the "High School History" on the desktop and started watching it.

In 1945, in order to ensure its sustainable development, the Blue Star Alliance established an education system with the theme of cultivating trainers, implemented the training method, and established the elf college entrance examination to systematically train outstanding trainers.

A real-new high school is a link in this educational system, mainly teaching elves. At the end of the second semester of high school, he even registered every student as an ordinary trainer.

Let them enjoy the basic rights of buying elves balls and raising elves.

In a few days, Li He will officially become a quasi-high senior.

According to the normal trajectory, he should go to the breeding house to buy his first elves with his guardian, and then prepare for the next elves' college entrance examination.

The breeding houses selling elves and the elves hospitals responsible for treating elves are all subordinate institutions of the Blue Star Alliance Trainers Association.

The elves sold in breeding houses are all reviewed and inspected by professional breeders and confirmed that there are no abnormalities before they are sold.

"That's how I took away the wool from the real new high school and saved myself a lot of money?"

Li He felt happy: "No wonder Xiaolin said I was one step ahead."

In a happy mood, Li He originally wanted to go to B station to relax.

After a glance at the corner of the eye, I saw a document.

“2018 Coordinated Trainer Assessment Information?”

He suddenly felt energetic.

Coordinating a trainer is one of the ways out for ordinary trainers.

Some trainers who do not like traditional battles but like to cultivate elves will most likely take this path for fame and money.

Coordinating the trainers' events tend to be more performative, they will study the aesthetics of elfs and discover the gorgeousness of their moves.

Every successful coordination trainer is a celebrity, with great attention and a lot of money every day.

He is so good-looking.

"Isn't this profession perfect for my appearance?"

With curiosity, Li He began to read it.

[Question 1: How beautiful is the stinky mud?]

Li He: "…"

Smelling mud...is it beautiful?

After looking at the answer again, Li He was unable to refute.

[Smell the smell of the elves, the more stinky the mud, the more beautiful it is.]

It seems that Yazi makes sense.

Li He adjusted his mindset.

I understand. When doing this kind of question, you cannot view elves from the perspective of normal people.

For normal people, stinky mud is an elf that you cannot afford to climb.

Come on, adjust your views and continue reading.

[Question 2: As a coordination trainer, showing the external beauty of the elf is your basic skill. What is the best ratio between the buds of the Wonderful Frog Flower and the body?]

"???" Li He's mentality was a little unstable.

He couldn't stand it anymore, so he turned to the last page.

[Short answer question: Big-mouthed bird has severe hair loss on its head. What should you do?]

Elf hair transplant, only 1888?

An advertisement that I saw was in my mind that I didn't know where I saw it, and Li He took a look at the last big question.

[Summary Question: As we all know, the focus of coordinating the training training event assessment is on elf aesthetics and move aesthetics. Please answer the following questions:]

【1. How to let a Pikachu learn 100,000 volts?】

Using a move CD? It seems that there is no such thing in reality.

Well...High voltage power is inserted on the tail?

Li He's mentality began to collapse.

After looking at the last two questions, his mentality completely exploded.

【2. Please design an appearance show.】

[3. If the appearance show you designed is to let Pikachu control 100,000 volts, form an electric skipping rope, jump and enter the field while jumping, and finally eject the steel tail into the air to rotate 360° in the air, then how should you train Pikachu in daily life?]

"Is this the assessment question for the coordination trainer?"

After closing the document, Li He wanted to lie quietly on Miss Shanado's knee pillow.

It is impossible to coordinate a trainer, and you will never be a coordinated trainer in your life.

“Go to B station to relax.”

He took out his cell phone, pointed his thumb, and cut into the homepage of B station.

The automatic recommendation mechanism topped him a video.

Pale short hair and healthy wheat-colored skin. In the video, the main Caidou in the Galar Regional Arena is undergoing a fighting warm-up.

When she found out that she was shooting the camera, her face turned red and she quickly became expressionless.

Damn it! This contrast is so cute and lethal!

Li He was shocked.

In the comment section, everyone is very good at talking.

"It would be great if I could give birth to such a daughter in the future. I should be like a cute girl!"

"I don't want to be a human being anymore, let me be a strange force!"

"There is a beautiful woman in the north who is peerless and independent. A smile that makes people fall into the city, and a smile that makes people fall into the country, it is better not to know whether to fall into the city or the country, but a beautiful woman is hard to get again."

Li He then established the title of "Emperor of the Wind" and posted a comment.

Because of the elves and parallel worlds, almost no literature from the previous life appeared in this world.

When get out of class was about to end, Teacher Lei Qiu returned to the office.

In front of Li He, Lei Qiu handed over Liuwei's elf ball to him and said seriously: "Li He, take good care of Liuwei."

"You can put the six tails out first, touch them, and let me see."

Lei Qiu was not worried about Liuwei, but was worried about Liuwei doing something to Li He.

[Ding! Career Task: Try to contact Six Tails. Task completion reward: 1. Money 100 yuan, 2. Massage experience value +40.]

Release the Elf?

How to put it?

Li He played with the ping-pong ball size in his hand, which felt good, cold and anti-slip.

He tried to press the middle button.

The Pokémon ball grew bigger.

Press again.

Bang!

A blue light flashed, and Liu Tai appeared on the desk.
To be continued...
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