Chapter 452 I was dismembered - this doesn't count (please subscribe)

"That doesn't count." Mo Qinglan stared at Chen Anlin's head and said lightly: "Good boy, do you dare to fool me? If you believe it or not, I will kick your head as a ball."

"Stop masturbating, you will be masturbating my pitiful soul." Chen Anlin said speechlessly.

Sure enough, like the novels Chen Anlin read, Mo Qinglan likes to rub the protagonist's head very much. Every time he rubs his hard head, Mo Qinglan is particularly excited.

This directly leads to the fact that the jokes prepared by the protagonist are useless because his head itself is a joke.

"Hahaha, it's so fun, haha..." Mo Qinglan smiled.

This scene scared the drowned child not far away.

Then, the drowned child showed a happy smile.

"Master laughed, hehe, master laughed, now I can still smile with my heart if I die."

"Boy, what's your name?" Mo Qinglan asked.

"Lin Yuan. Well, boy, although you made me happy, that doesn't count." Mo Qinglan said.

Chen Anlin said: "No, then what should I do?"

"You didn't tell me that it made me happy, how could this be counted?"

"That's OK."

Chen Anlin knew this would happen, and he was not surprised.

"Then I'll tell you a story now to make you happy, how about it?" Chen Anlin said.

"Okay, but if you can't mess with me... Little guy, don't blame me then."

"Okay, I know."

Chen Anlin followed his past memories and began to tell stories.

"Sir, first of all, I want to declare that this is a true story." Chen Anlin said seriously.

"Oh, waiver?"

Mo Qinglan's eyes lit up. There were many people who came here to tell her stories. But most people were flattering when they told stories. It was the first time they saw Chen Anlin like this, with a serious and serious look on her face.

Interesting and interesting………

Mo Qinglan was already attracted and said lightly: "Tell me."

"Once upon a time, there was a college student who met a group of new friends while staying in another place. That night, his friends invited him out for a drink."

"That night, he had a great time playing, and then he became unconscious."

"But when he woke up, he found himself lying in a bathtub filled with water, without any clothes."

Speaking of this, Chen Anlin's tone deliberately slowed down a little.

Mo Qinglan said strangely: "I don't wear any clothes? What are you doing? Are you a joke?"

Chen Anlin said: "Sir, I'm still telling stories, don't worry."

"Okay, okay, please tell me quickly."

Mo Qinglan himself didn't realize that she was gradually attracted by Chen Anlin's story.

Chen Anlin continued: "When the college student woke up, he was panicked. Why didn't he wear any clothes? And the bathtub was filled with water. The most important thing is that someone left him this sentence in the mirror in the bathroom."

"Call the police or you will die."

After the story was told, Chen Anlin stopped talking.

Mo Qinglan was stunned: "Tell me, why don't you?"

"I'm done with it." Chen Anlin said innocently.

Mo Qinglan: “…”

"Boy, you're playing tricks on me, your story is not only uninteresting, but also strange. What kind of broken story is this?"

Chen Anlin said: "The most important thing about a story is to attract people. Jokes can attract people, and suspense is the same."

"I want to listen to the answer, why did I leave this sentence?"

Chen Anlin smiled and said, "Don't worry, there is a later paragraph of this story. I'll talk about it in detail. After reading this paragraph, this person called the police immediately. When the police arrived, they found two symmetrical wounds on his back. One policeman said that his kidneys were gone, and the person who did this was very professional."

Although Mo Qinglan was an ancient man, she has lived in modern times for so long and has long known the rules and things of modern society.

After hearing the story of Chen Anlin, Mo Qinglan suddenly realized: "So that's it, those people want to sell their kidneys."

"good."

“Okay, very good.”

"Sir, just be happy. Although my story is not a joke, it can't make you laugh, but at least it can make you spend time, right? You keep saying that you are unhappy is actually boring."

Mo Qinglan paced, nodded slightly and said, "Well, your statement is good. I am really too bored. Very good. I am very satisfied. Let's be my dog ​​in the future."

Chen Anlin: "?"

"Sir, will it be a bit insulting?"

"Oh, it seems that the dog has indeed insulted you, so you can be my hawk from now on."

Chen Anlin: “…”

This cannot be communicated.

"Okay, now you go to the back. You have never seen the yin energy in that place before. I promise you to absorb it for three days. How about it?"

Chen Anlin was overjoyed: "Thank you sir."

The drowned child below looked envious and looked at Chen Anlin: "Congratulations, three days after entering that place will surely increase your yin energy. Even if you walk under the sun, you will not be afraid at all."

Chen Anlin naturally knew the interests of this and said to Mo Qinglan: "Thank you sir."

"You made me happy, it's what you deserve, go."

Chen Anlin controlled his head and slowly floated towards the inside of the forest.

Inside the woods, there is silence.

Huge resentment and yin energy filled the entire forest.

From time to time, there will be waves of wailing.

These are the sounds of people who died here before and turned into ghosts. Since they are all lonely ghosts, these ghosts can only wander around here and cannot move.

Chen Anlin was flowing all the way, recalling the contents of the novel.

After the protagonist came to this place, he simply wanted to absorb some yin energy and strengthen himself at the beginning.

Later, under a withered tree, he saw a strange white light, and after walking over, he got the system.

Chen Anlin wandered around, looking for the withered tree.

After a moment, Chen Anlin's eyes lit up.

The withered tree was found.

This tree needs to be embraced by three adults to hold the tree, which is extremely thick.

But it's just that the tree seems to be dead and the leaves have already withered and yellow.

Chen Anlin came under the tree and a strange wave came.

"drop……"

"Strange detected..."

Just as Chen Anlin was thinking about what to do next, a voice rang in his mind.

"Successfully discovered the host and the evil spirit system is activated!"

"Absorb terror, powerful soul body."

"The current terror power: 0 points."

Chen Anlin was overjoyed: "Absorb the power of terror and the powerful soul body, my system is indeed here."

This system panel is a bit simple and does not even have a gift package for beginners, but in Chen Anlin's opinion, this system is too practical.

I am a ghost now, and it is too simple to absorb terror through scaring people.

Moreover, after the soul body is strong, he can possess the body and become the ghost king. He will not be able to see the sunshine like he is now.

"Host: Human-headed Ghost Lin Yuan."

"Ghost Skill: Yin Feng Level 1."

"Level: Lone Soul."

"The power of terror: 0 points."

Talented ghost skills: evil spirits flash, long tongue entangled.

The ghost skill that I can use at the moment is just Yin Feng.
To be continued...