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Chapter 66 Graffiti

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In the military tent, Li Hu was naked, holding the desk table in both hands, screaming, cursing non-smoking...

The prescription for changing his medicine was in a hurry, his face was red and his ears were sweating profusely, and he even used the strength to take milk. The medicine was not heavy, and Li Hu was afraid of the pain, and he screamed like killing a pig, which made people frightened, not at all. He couldn't apply the medicine, so it was so hard to handle it.

Li Hu became more and more fierce as he scolded him. Fang Jin was unhappy and also complained to him, "This job was originally contracted by Luo Shuai. We can't even do it, and we can't even flatter you if you want to. As a result, you offended Luo Shuai today. If someone doesn't come, you throw this job to me. The first time I did it, of course I can't control the importance of it. Just be kind and considerate. Besides, if you blame this, you will blame you. Why do you offend Luo Shuai? Usually you quarrel, it will be fine in a blink of an eye. Today, I offended him completely and I really won't come."

"Shiko, why are you talking about? You're like a sissy, endlessly, are you upset?" Li Hu lay on the table and cursed, "You bastard is so terrible now. How dare you talk back to me."

Humph... Fang Jin sneered, you scold, I let you scold, so what if I talk back? Now your head is on my hand, you are waiting for bad luck... With a little force on his hand, Li Hu immediately felt a sperm of pain all over his body, and his throat almost broke.

"Strange girl, I saved you twice. You are fine. Not only are you not grateful, but you don't even do trivial things like changing the medicine. Okay, you are cruel, you are cruel..." Li Hu was tragic while scolding Luo Sinan. He didn't dare to scold Fang Jin, for fear that this kid would deliberately take revenge on him and vent his anger with his head. But no matter how he scolded, he really couldn't figure out what happened to the smelly girl today? I didn't offend her? I didn't even say a joke? Why did she get angry and didn't even come to change the medicine, as if she was going to cut off her robe with her again.

Li Hu thought for a while and had a headache, no longer thought. Stinky girl, don’t come if you don’t come. What’s so great? You’d better get out of the Hu Lie Army and never show up in front of me from now on. It’s better to find someone to marry immediately. The farther you marry, the better. You won’t be upset, so as not to ask me to die if you have anything to do.

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An iron guard came in, tiptoed to Li Hu, and said carefully: "General General, someone has announced the list."

Li Hu was so dizzy that he felt so painful that he said "yes".

"Do you want to see him?"

Li Hu said "yes" again.

The iron guard left like a flying man, afraid of being scolded by Li Hu again. It didn't take long for him to lift the curtain, and the lame man held the banner text in both hands, covering his private parts, and limped in.

Li Hu was stunned and stunned.

Who is this person? He has a few strips of cloth hanging on his body, his butt is bare, and he is covered with a dirty piece of paper in front of him. He is thin and thin, except for bones and skin, and his face is a skull with blood on it. He looks so angry that his hair is sparse and scattered, his beard is a little bit blocked, and his whole body is black and black, and he feels like a resentful ghost walking out of hell.

Li Hu didn't react for a long time, and the more he looked, the more he became, the more stupid he became. Which bitch is so brave that he dared to joke with me, isn't he tired of living?

The lame man was also dumbfounded, and he had never moved his eyes since he stared at Li Hu. This ugly pig head is the commander-in-chief of the rebel army? Li Hong's son looks like this? Oh my God, it is said that he looks handsome and elegant, and he turns out to be a lie. Since the legend is not credible, the myth is probably nonsense.

Li Hu's eyes finally moved, and he looked at the iron guard hiding near the curtain, and said coldly: "You boy, are you itchy?"

The iron guard was startled and hurriedly knelt down, "The general commander, he came with the list text himself, and he said he came with the list himself."

"How tall is he? Can he reveal the article below the list?" Li Hu asked coldly.

The iron guard looked up and down at the lame man and replied tremblingly: "General General, although it cannot reach it, the guards who look at the list will help, so..."

"Tell me, which bitch raised me to joke like this?" Li Hu shouted angrily, "What is the most valuable thing these days? It is a talent. If we don't have a talent, we can't help but feel bad? Such a serious matter is related to the life and death of the rebel army, and the most important matter that affects the great cause of restoration of the Han Dynasty. How dare you make a joke? Tell me, who is it? I have to chop his bird head."

"When I go back to the general manager, this list is indeed revealed by villains." The lame man spoke, his voice was very loud, ups and downs, and he was a bit like a genius.

Yoho... Li Hu suddenly became interested. He was neither humble nor arrogant, nor was hesitant, nor was he afraid. He was a bit righteous, as if he had a bit of talent.

"What's the name?"

"Huangshe."

"What are you doing?"

"Clothing is made."

A person who makes clothes? Fortunately, Li Hu's chin was placed on the table, otherwise it would fall to the ground. A person who makes clothes and craftsmen came here to be an official, and he recommended himself, and was extremely brave and talented. These days, there are all kinds of people, those who are brave and those who are starved to death. This person is probably the kind of person who is bold and wants to die.

However, my father said that the small niche is in the city and the big niche is in the court. This craftsman belongs to the city and may be a small niche. Besides, people should not behave like a person. Look at this man who looks like a dead ghost, maybe he is a peerless genius with a world in his heart and a world in his mind. If I accidentally pick up a treasure and this dead ghost is Xiao He today, then wouldn't I be released? In the future, it is possible to wear a yellow robe and become an emperor who has been remembered forever like Liu Bang.

Haha... Li Hu closed his eyes and became intoxicated for a while, then opened his eyes and stared at the lame man for a while, and finally gave up his dream of an emperor. If this dead ghost was Xiao He, I would definitely be Qin Shihuang.

"Where is the list?" Li Hu asked weakly.

The lame man raised the paper in his hand and was about to speak, but suddenly he felt a chill below and immediately covered the paper with his private parts, "The list is here."

Well? That piece of broken paper is a list article, which is the list article I wrote in half an hour? That is a calligraphy treasure, my hard work, he actually used it to cover the bird egg?

Li Hu was furious and jumped up suddenly, overturning the case, and headed towards the lame man, "Dog thief, I'm going to peel your skin." Fang Jin was applying medicine, caught off guard, and he didn't stand firmly, turned over and fell down, just in time to fall into the medicine basin. The sticky ointment was stuffed into his mouth and face, and he almost didn't breathe.

The lame man was shocked and could no longer care about his subordinates. He quickly presented the list with both hands, "General Commander, the list is here, here..."

"Are you looking for death?" Li Hu kicked him down, grabbed the list text with his hands, and shouted in pain, "You actually used such a valuable thing to cover the bird egg? Do you know how much my word is worth?"

The lame man was frightened and shook his head blankly, "I don't know."

"I wonder if you are using it to cover the bird egg?" Li Hu was so angry that he rushed up and kicked again, "How much is your bird egg worth? Can it be compared with my words? Ah?"

"The most valuable thing on me is these two bird eggs." The lame man was very honest and felt very wronged. "To me, my bird eggs are priceless treasures, and your words are just a few black bars drawn on white paper, and a lot of messy pieces were just a piece of waste paper."

"What? Waste paper?" Li Hu was so angry that his face turned red and his ears were red. He gasped, carefully smoothed the list text with both hands, and pointed to the words on it and said, "Do you know what this is called? Do you understand?"

"I understand." The lame man replied honestly, "That's called Chinese characters."

"Do you know nothing?" Li Hu shouted angrily, "This is called calligraphy, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, four arts, calligraphy, do you know about calligraphy?"

"Tsk..." The lame man was not polite this time and sneered, "You are called graffiti, and it is not related to calligraphy at all."

"What?" Li Hu shouted at the top of his throat. At this time, his head no longer hurts. He danced and was very energetic. "Graffiti? I'm called graffiti? OK, then you can graffiti to me. Can you graffiti? Let me see."

"I'm called calligraphy." The lame man got up from the ground and became arrogant. He reached out and grabbed the broken piece of paper from Li Hu's hand, covering his private parts without hesitation. "You use this graffiti to cover bird eggs, and bird eggs are even embarrassing."

"Ah..." Li Hu roared, "If you can't write a bastard, I will cut your bird egg and put wine to eat."
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