Chapter 67 Hunting Fat Pigs
After eating the porridge, Jiang Jie, who was still not full, left the seat angrily. Before leaving, he shouted that he would go up the mountain forest to catch wild boars tomorrow to satisfy his craving. You Fei was not helpful to Jiang Jie, but he could only say hello to Jiang Jie if he was hungry at night. If he had diarrhea for three days, it was not something You Fei could care about.
You Fei did not have the big appetite of Jiang Zhuang. It was almost the same as when he ate a big bowl of hot porridge. After chatting with a few people, You Fei walked to his house to rest. Wang Lie was under the supervision of the miscellaneous items on the army, and You Fei was also left to Lin Yurui to take charge of the money and food. He had to worry about it because he didn't have much to do. After struggling for so many days, he finally could rest for a while, so You Fei got into the house and fell on the bed and started to snore.
After Lin Yurui had a busy job, he disappeared from Youfei everywhere. After asking a soldier, he realized that Youfei had already gone to rest. When he pushed open the door, the strange smell of feet almost made Lin Yurui faint. He covered his nose. Lin Yurui frowned and stared at the big words and slept on the bed, and Youfei was sleeping like a pig. The socks on Youfei's feet were probably the source of miasma. Lin Yurui, who had always been obsessed with cleanliness, was obviously very angry, but she still walked up to take off the smelly socks that Youfei had never faded.
Lin Yurui used two fingers to twist the pair of smelly socks and stretched his arms to avoid harm. Lin Yurui held his breath and looked very cute. After throwing the socks into the basket outside, Lin Yurui turned back in. She first sat on the edge of the bed, because You Fei had been sleeping and letting Lin Yurui relax his vigilance before, then he tumbling up and hugged her. A wave of frivolity was inevitable. Although the relationship between the two was an undisclosed secret, Lin Yurui still felt that he had never been married, so she was always cautious and never let You Fei, a hungry wolf, get over it.
Seeing that Youfei was really asleep, Lin Yurui felt relieved. It was cold in spring. Lin Yurui pulled the quilt to Youfei's body and covered it. When Lin Yurui saw Youfei's sleeping face, she was stunned. Her arrogant expression on weekdays was no longer visible, and she replaced it with a kind and peaceful peaceful like a child. At this moment, Youfei seemed so harmless. Lin Yurui looked at it for a long time before she came to her senses, giggled twice, and Lin Yurui walked out gently, and took the door up before leaving.
The little guard at the door stood up at this time and shouted at Lin Yurui: "Hello, sister-in-law."
Lin Yurui spat and said, "Little devil, I'm going to die. Who taught you to talk nonsense? Who is your sister-in-law?"
The little guard's face turned red and he said anxiously: "This, this is what the brigade commander said. The brigade commander said that the whole brigade is my brother Youfei, so you must call my Ruier "sister-in-law" when you go down!" The little guard learned Youfei's tone but was somewhat similar, which made Lin Yurui smile and said: "This shameless person will chew his mouth. Little devil, you brigade commander have said this to everyone in the whole brigade, right?"
"How can the brigade commander have such leisure skills?" The little guard laughed and said. Before Lin Yurui had been waiting for how long, the little guard continued, "Although the brigade commander had only talked to us, who is I? In the village, everyone called me Zhang Da Microphone. Hey, I just praised me as a person who could pass on the message. I ran all over the brigade company and said it. The brigade commander's meaning was finally conveyed..." The little guard who had not spoken his heart was hit by Lin Yurui's big pot stickers. Lin Yurui stomped his feet hatefully and blamed You Fei for all his mistakes. Lin Yurui left angrily, leaving a little guard who was roaring in his ears standing in a daze. His little head was still thinking about why he had been busy for a long time, and his sister-in-law's reward would be such a big pot sticker.
The next day, after a sweet night, when You Fei got up, it was already noon. You Fei lay on the bed and stretched his waist, but felt that his whole body was very comfortable. "Open your mouth, where is my breakfast!" You Fei felt hungry, so he started shouting loudly. The little guard quickly ran in and laughed: "Brig Commander, you are awake. I will leave some breakfast this morning. I will put it on the table. I will take it for you!"
You Fei jumped up, and after rinsing his mouth, the little guard had already brought a bowl of rice porridge. You Fei took it and saw that the white porridge water was as clear as a mirror. You Fei looked up in surprise and said, "Did we burn the granary for the Japanese last night?"
The little guard was stunned and replied, "No!"
"Then why did this porridge look like clear water this morning? This is the same as drinking cold water." You Fei was furious and shouted loudly. Perhaps because he had never used breakfast, he seemed to be indifferent when he roared.
The little guard said with a bitter face: "I don't know how smelly my sister-in-law's face was this morning, and she stared at me like a thief. I can only get these soups, but it still took me a lot of saliva, brigade commander!"
Lin Yurui was angry again, and Youfei didn't spend any effort to think about it. He drank a large bowl of clear soup and water, and shouted: "Grandma, I slept happily last night, but now I'm very energetic. Let's go around and walk around."
When the soldiers saw Youfei, they would stand at attention, and then shouted "Hello, Brigade Commander!" with a twelve-point admiration. Although the eardrums were a little bit painful, Youfei also sounded extremely helpful. Seeing that the soldiers had slowly gotten rid of the shadow of the previous defeat in the four counties of Suzhou, everyone seemed to have returned to their past vitality and vitality, Youfei was happy in his eyes.
Although you didn't go around the Heiya Gully, Youfei also brought back all the big and small camps. All the places were well organized. Youfei thought that you could find a business to pass the time. Youfei couldn't walk around so leisurely, Youfei felt that it was getting boring. The big mouth that followed Youfei was like a monkey's peace for a moment, and the angry mouth made Youfei look as lazy as a shabby dog.
"Brig Commander, let's go to the guard company. I heard that Company Commander Jiang is going to hunt wild boars today, but there seems to be no hunting dogs. I wonder if there is any prey for Company Commander Jiang to take." Seeing that You Fei was really listless, the little guard thought of Fatty Jiang having such an activity today.
You Fei laughed and said, "Fatty Jiang's big nose can be used as a targeted search task. What is the hunting dog going to do? Isn't there an extra object? Let's take a look and see if Fatty Jiang can hunt a little piglet back."
That day, Jiang Jie's eyes were so blue and clear. The wind in his ears felt that it was more tender than before. "Gaga" Jiang Jie always smiled and smiled so hard that his cheek muscles were a little sour. He was so happy today that he was so happy. Why, a big wild boar with about 300 pounds, and three hundred pounds. Seeing that the fat-headed and big-eared big pig had four feet tied up, four strong men had to carry it in two directions. The two yewed bars were pressed and bent. Now the big fat pig with eyes widened his eyes.
Glazing at Jiang Jie, Jiang Jie was completely unable to notice the resentment of the wild boar before his death. At this moment, he wanted to pour the whole pig into his stomach. He could not forget to toss and turn on the bed last night, and he was staring at his eyes until dawn. He could finally relieve the depression of last night. "Haha..." Jiang Jie continued to smile, and suddenly he felt the muscles on his face twitching. This was not because of muscle fatigue, but because an image of a plague god flashed in his eyes.
You Fei smiled and waved at Jiang Jie. Although You Fei seemed to be smiling innocently, Jiang Jie could imagine that You Fei's attention was on the big wild boar he had hunted back with his eyes closed.
Youfei walked over slowly, first burst of laughter for no reason, and then "accidentally" caught a glimpse of the huge wild boar. Youfei shouted in "extremely shocked": "His grandpa, my dear father, this is what you hunted back, OK, Fatty Jiang, this pig must be more than 300 kilograms."
Jiang Jie laughed dryly while blocking Youfei, who wanted to get closer to the wild boar with his hands. Youfei glared at him: "What are you doing? Are you afraid that I will steal your prey? You know that my appetite has never been very bad. Even if I ask me, I can't eat much." Jiang Jie felt bitter in his heart, thinking to you, a bird man, and he looked at you and wished he could swallow me and the wild boar into his stomach, and he said that he couldn't eat much.
"Brother, I will make it clear to you. Ah, don't have to beat my wild boar, but don't worry, I will still remember to respect you for your brother for so many years. Let's do this. I will serve you the first night of the pork bone soup. I will leave this first taste of soup for you. I promise that the soup is the most oily, ah, just do it!" After Jiang Jie said that, he wished he could carry the wild boar and ran away.
You Fei wanted to hold Jiang Jie, but Jiang Jie lowered his head and asked his subordinates to escape to the guard company's base. You Fei scolded Jiang Jie for eating alone. Suddenly, You Fei's eyes turned and the bad water in his stomach came out. He laughed and opened his mouth and said, "Go, go, tell your sister-in-law that Fatty Jiang had hunted a big wild boar today and was about to deliver it to the kitchen of the brigade department!"
"Company Commander Jiang didn't seem to say he wanted to send him to the kitchen of the brigade department." The little guard asked blankly.
You Fei bang five fried chestnuts came to Zhang Damou's head. Zhang Damou's head no longer dared to speak. He touched the little head that almost knocked out five holes and reported the message. You Fei smiled gloomyly and said, "Fatty Jiang, you can't blame me this time. Originally, I just wanted to ask you for two pig hands, but I didn't think you were so lonely and cold. Now, let's see how you die, haha!"
Chapter completed!