Chapter 181 What is a gun? Don't be afraid of tanks and cannons!(2/2)
“That’s true.”
Huang Shuo looked at the noisy city. Although there were very arrogant landlady couples, sissy tailor shop owners, and taciturn coolie who was completely different from the world...
But it seems that everyone is doing well? Without real hatred, even the daily bickering with the landlady has a bit more cute feeling.
He sighed: "It's good, it's too poor. If only it's safe and rich, that's great."
"That's up to you! The future chief detective."
Wu Yun smiled sarcastically.
Just as the two were chatting, two people were slowly walking in at the gate of Zhucang City.
A thin, wearing a wrinkled old gray suit with a washed yellowed white shirt.
The other person was tall and fat, wearing a long black windbreaker and a fat face. But he was not fierce, but he was very funny. When he saw it, he just wanted to laugh inexplicably.
That's right!
It was Ah Xing and Fat Zaicong.
These two idle and unemployed poor gangsters, although they are usually thieves, are actually kind-hearted and timid, and have no courage to get involved in a gangster, so they can only scare people everywhere. They are bullied.
There is really no way, today I come to Zhucang City to try my luck...
The two walked to the barber shop where the sauce exploded.
When Jiangbao saw that business was coming, he quickly put down his job.
"Who cuts his head?"
A Xing looked arrogant and said lightly: "My eldest brother."
Then let Fatty Cong sit down - in fact, Fatty Cong is his little follower.
Soon, after finishing the haircut, the sauce was charged 50 cents.
Ah Xing started his performance: "Wow! It looks so good? Who made you look so good? My elder brother likes ugly hairstyles. Are you looking for trouble?"
Jiangbao looked at him blankly.
A Xing scolded him and said that the elder brothers of the Axe Gang, who claimed to be his two, asked Jiangbo to take out some money to compensate for his mental losses. However, as soon as he finished speaking, Jiangbo shouted: "Are you extorting me?"
After saying that, he pointed.
I saw that all the idle residents in the Zhucang Village surrounded Ah Xing and Fei Zaicong...
Huang Shuo pointed: "Old Wu, what's going on over there? Everyone is gathered together."
"Go and go over and take a look!"
The two of them went over and stood outside to see.
Wu Yunlei is over.
Yo, the protagonist of the movie - Oh no, to be precise, it should be the son of this plane that finally appeared.
I don’t know what happened, but Ah Xing’s face always makes him want to laugh. It is probably the sequelae left by the Stephen Chow in his previous life.
Huang Shuo knew the consequences and was a little unhappy: "How dare you extort and extort? I'll arrest them."
He was about to pull out his gun, but Wu Yun grabbed him: "No, don't, let's take a look first."
When A Xing saw that he was surrounded, he was already timid, but he was still stubborn and pointed at him very arrogantly: "Hey, according to the rules of the world, we will fight one by one. Just one against one, and you are not allowed to rush forward. You, the old aunt who takes on the onion, come out. I can make you punch, you..."
Bang!
The aunt punched Ah Xing’s stomach and spit out a mouthful of blood on the spot.
???
Ah Xing's head was full of question marks, and he was wiping the blood with the back of his hands in pain.
[Parastic! Why is an old aunt so strong?]
"Aunt, what do you eat?"
"I'm a farmer."
"If you plow the fields, just plow the fields well. Why do you run out and beat people? Go back to your fields quickly."
“There’s a problem!”
The aunt rolled her eyes and left.
The face-saving Ah Xing naturally wanted to get back the place. He glanced at the crowd like a searchlight for a while, and pointed arrogantly at the shortest head again.
"You are you! That little dwarf of 1.45 meters, come out and fight me one-on-one."
[Is there no problem this time? A little short.]
call!
The little dwarf pulled open the crowd and stood up, but he was a giant of at least two meters four or five meters! Because he was sitting just now, he was blocked by the people in front of him.
【…】
A Xing was afraid immediately and asked him to sit back, saying that if he grows tall, don't sit around and deceive people.
【I'll find an old guy this time!】
He pointed at a bald man: "You, the old man wearing glasses, come out and me..."
The old man walked out, his muscles bulged like rocks.
Ah Xing collapsed.
"I'll ask, okay, there's no one here like a normal human, right? Since that's the case, today's duel will be cancelled and I'll leave first."
After saying that, he pulled Fat Zaicong and wanted to slip away with oil.
Wu Yun and the others were laughing loudly when they watched from the side, and their tears burst out.
Huang Shuo gasped: "I thought they were really two vicious gangsters, but I didn't expect that they were two... How did you teach me that? Isn't you?"
"Yes, it's funny."
As soon as Ah Xing turned around, he saw the landlady standing in front of him.
Jiangbao pointed: "He blackmailed me."
The tough landlady took off her slippers without saying a word and slapped Ah Xing.
A Xing was beaten so hard that he screamed, and shouted hard: "Stop hitting, I'll call you again."
"Call people? You are pretending to be hunting with dead rats in your waist. You scream! No one cares about you even if you scream."
"You're dead!"
Chapter completed!