When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was trying to retaliate against me for pinching his breasts last night and to do the same to me. Do it the same way.

Of course, in the end he didn't dare to take action, but took a step back because of my threatening gaze.

Unlike Shu Zhe who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxer briefs before getting into bed no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.

"Brother Ye Lin, you're up." Shu Zhe put his hands behind his back and hurriedly covered it up, "I thought your sheets were about to fall off, so I had to cover you up."

"..."

"It's true, it's true. And Brother Ye Lin, when you first got up in the morning, you looked much better than usual. Hasn't anyone told you before?"

This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.

"Huh, don't think I didn't see it." I went to the bathroom to pee and came back and said to Shu Zhe, "You want to take advantage of me to take revenge for what I did to you last night while I'm still awake. I'm here now If you have the ability, come forward."

Wearing only boxers and slippers, I stood in front of Shu Zhe and patted Sparta's strong chest and said.

Shu Zhe was frightened by me, so he sat on his bed and looked away from me.

"Brother Ye Lin, please put on some clothes. Walking around in just underwear is too..."

"That's too much." I said arrogantly, "This is a boys' dormitory. In theory, it's natural for me not to wear clothes. If you don't agree, you can dress as cool as me."

"I...I can't do it." Shu Zhe complained, "Brother Ye Lin, you clearly know that I can't do it."

In fact, I just said it verbally. Shu Zhe's physique would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he was like me and swayed back and forth wearing only a pair of underwear, it would be very detrimental to my physical and mental health.

"Anyway, this way Tang Jiang won't come looking for Xiaohong again. You will finally have one less trouble." I said, "But he does hate me. I accept it on your behalf. You can give me this kindness." I’ll remember it well, you know?”

"Thank you." Shu Zhe turned to me on the bed with dissatisfaction, "Brother Ye Lin, you squeezed me so hard that it almost hurt me to death. You also forced me to say a lot of embarrassing things. It was so addictive for both hands and mouth. Well, isn’t it a matter of course to eliminate some trouble for me?”

"Shut up." I shouted, "Do you think I'm willing to do that kind of thing? I had no choice but to do it to you. Who wants to touch the body of your transvestite? It doesn't matter if you ask for medical expenses, it's an advantage for you."

"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous." Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone."

"Then let them squeeze it." My voice was louder than Shu Zhe's, "By the way, let them pop the anus. Anyway, I won't buy you a new mobile phone. I still use Xiaoqin." An old mobile phone.”

Shu Zhe argued but I had no choice but to shut up. At this time, Xiaoqin and the class monitor called me one after another and asked if I wanted to have breakfast together. Because Xiaoqin and I had not yet applied for our school cards, we did not go to the restaurant and still arrived. We went to the monitor's gardener's hut to eat last night's leftovers and brought Shu Zhe with him.

"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the monitor asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"

"I slept quite peacefully." I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."

"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet." Shu Zhe complained, "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."

When Shu Zhe reminded me, I remembered that last night I seemed to have had a dream in which I turned into a werewolf, and Amy turned into a vampire, and the two of us were wreaking havoc on the world.

The time now is 8:30 in the morning, and Amy is still lying in bed. She seems to be trying to make up for the lack of sleep every day when she was in the entertainment industry. Now she never gets up until 10 o'clock every day.

"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night." Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."

"Who is the big mouse?" Pooh slapped the table and said, "I just dreamed of a lot of delicious food. If I don't eat it quickly, what should I do if I wake up before finishing it?"

Shu Zhe had a loss of appetite and couldn't move his chopsticks after eating only a little. He complained: "Since Brother Ye Lin and Sister Winnie both grind your teeth, you might as well sleep in the same dormitory..."

Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.

"What's wrong? You're just joking, why are you so serious?" Shu Zhe didn't understand what went wrong.

However, Pooh changed the topic in time.

"Did you know that half a year ago someone said that they saw South China tigers on the mountain behind the school?"

I almost spit out a mouthful of spinach and egg drop soup.

"Hey, we are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers. Whoever said they have seen South China tigers is another Zhou Zhenglong."

"The farmers nearby said it." Pooh tilted his chin and recalled, "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."

Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai on the side said in panic: "Old tiger, is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why don't you put it in the zoo? What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader?" manage."

Xiaoqin shook her head, "There won't be such a good thing... No, I mean the chance of this happening is very low. I won't have such expectations."

"Tiger will not easily enter human territory." The squad leader said calmly, "Although there are some deep dense forests in the back mountains, there have been legends about tigers for several years, and I have not heard of any records of hurting people. I am really worried about tigers. If so, as long as you don't go to the back mountain, you'll be fine if you stay on campus."

"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you." Xiao Qin kindly suggested.

"No need." A drop of sweat flowed from the squad leader's forehead, "Tiger won't know Wu Song."

In fact, what the monitor really wants to say is: the tiger will not recognize the Wu Song you drew, and not only the tiger will not recognize it, but other humans will not be able to recognize it either. If the drawing is posted at the door, not only will it not be able to ward off evil spirits, but it may also make Gong Caicai Had nightmares all night.

Because Xiaoqin was still having menstrual cramps, so she wasn't very energetic, so Winnie helped her massage her lower back to relieve the pain.

"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiao Qin said coquettishly.

"It's not the same if Pooh gives you a massage." I asked back, "After all, it's more convenient for you both to be girls, isn't it? Moreover, you are in the same dormitory, and it's very troublesome for boys to go to the girls' dormitory..."

Ever since I heard that there are tigers in the back mountains, I have a desire for adventure. Although I don't plan to be a modern Wusong, it would be very majestic if I could take photos of wild tigers.

However, I did not take action immediately. After all, wild tigers are still very dangerous, and whether they exist is still unknown.

My main activity today is still sitting in dormitory 222, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School, and seeing if I can lay a good foundation for my father to come to teach.

Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.

However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain had become sluggish and my speech was a bit loud. I seemed to be drunk.

But I didn't drink. Could it be...could it be that the drink Shu Zhe brought me was mixed with a trace amount of alcohol, which added up to making me drunk? Why did he do this, and what was his purpose?

Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.

"Brother Ye Lin, please apologize to me." With a false smile on his face, Shu Zhe stood in front of me with his arms folded across his chest.

"Why should I apologize to you?" I asked with a frown.

"Because you went too far last night." Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard that you will become a good person as long as you are drunk. Now you should be able to apologize to me honestly. Come on, repeat what I said. ,,Sir Shu Zhe, it was my fault, I won’t dare to do it again next time,,,.”

I reached out directly, pinched Shu Zhe's nipple through his shirt, and pinched it harder than last night, which made him scream in pain.

What a joke, the good guy mode is not the retarded mode. Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? That's a beautiful idea. Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet. Even if I am completely drunk, I will not be punished by you. This guy keeps his head down and is in good-guy mode. I still despise you.

"You bastard, you did this to me." After Shu Zhe, who was crying in pain, escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the bathroom and didn't know what to do. I also fell on the bed because of the gradual sleepiness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.

I don’t know how long it took, maybe half an hour or an hour, but I heard the sound of the door of dormitory 222 opening and closing, and then a tall girl walked straight in.

Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with long ebony hair reaching her waist, and seriousness written all over her face, isn't she the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.

I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor.

"Crack."

I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:

"Who told you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless sex maniac. Apologize to me quickly, otherwise I will never pay attention to you again."

"I apologize..." I was gradually getting drunk, and my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.

"Yes, you must apologize to me." She waved her hands exaggeratedly and shouted to me, "And an ordinary apology is not enough. You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize, and..."

She took off her shoes and put one of her toes wrapped in black stockings on the head of my bed.
Chapter completed!