"Brother Ye Lin, you really know how to joke. Being a transvestite is just... a temporary interest. I won't do it for the rest of my life. When I solve the problem on my chest, I will completely return to my true self as a man."

Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, there was a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he had discovered the door to a new world during the conversation just now, and he forgot the pain even after I slapped him on the face.

"Tch, you are a man. I didn't see anything about you before you became a transvestite. You are a guy with no masculinity at all. If you betray your sister's interests in the future, I will sell you to the gays and gays in the United States. Bisexuals, whether it's Pentheus or Amy, know many perverts who have this hobby."

The United States is the base of all evil capitalist depravity. The total number of transvestites in the United States is not necessarily less than that in Japan. Moreover, because of the average body shape of Europeans and Americans, local transvestites are not as sexy as Asian transvestites, so I think a top-notch transvestite like Shu Zhe can be sold. Good price.

"Wha, what." Shu Zhe said in panic, "Brother Ye Lin, if you do such a thing, my sister will not forgive you. Be careful of being shot to death with a shotgun."

I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Does Shusha still have a shotgun? Didn't your parents sell the house in Dongshan City? She can't hide the shotgun in the school dormitory."

"The shotgun is now stored with my uncle." Shu Zhe said in a high voice for fear that I would not believe it. "If anything happens to you, neither my sister nor my uncle will forgive you."

"Hey, it means that the shotgun is now hidden in Uncle Fireball's house." I rubbed my chin and muttered to myself, "Uncle Fireball is obviously a hypocrite, but he hasn't done anything to you in nearly two years. It's really a miracle. ah."

"Hmph, he's afraid that I'll tell my sister." There was a hint of pride in Shu Zhe's words, "Besides, I also made him a lot of money by selling original underwear and the like for him, even if he had any dissatisfaction in the past. It’s time to be content.”

I heard from Shu Zhe that the "Happy Valley Abnormal Supplies Store" run by Uncle Huoqiu did make a lot of money last year. Later, it aroused the vigilance of the Ministry of Public Security, and when Shu Zhe "delivered goods" to Uncle Huoqiu I was almost bumped into by Aunt Huoqiu, so I gradually stopped going.

Although the "Happy Valley Abnormal Products Store" died on the way, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" has become very prosperous under the management of Uncle Huoqiu. Shu Zhe still occasionally works as a "rope model", only showing off Give me an arm and take some partial pictures of the plush handcuffs to earn some pocket money.

However, ever since Shu Zhe took antidepressants and grew breasts, he stopped taking pictures at Uncle Huoqiu's for fear of being discovered.

Just now, I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, and at the same time I opened my web mailbox. Suddenly I heard a notification that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Winnie.

It's strange. Winnie is not someone who particularly likes to contact me via email. If she has anything to say, she usually says it in person or on the phone. What exactly did she say in the email she sent me?

After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.

Damn it, Winnie, you took the wrong medicine again. The content of this letter is really not suitable to be said in person. Not only that, it is simply not suitable for anyone to say it at any time and in any way.

An excerpt from one of them is as follows:

"I heard from Xiaoqin that you once called my name and other girls' names when you were in a coma. Big pervert, have you ever fantasized about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your brain. I treat you like that." Brother, you actually stabbed someone in the back. If you have the ability, come forward. I'm going to blow your a** off Ye Lin. Don't think you're powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely let you ****** and start again. cannot."

The above is the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs is unclear, but they are full of very strong and sensitive content that will definitely be harmed.

This...could it be the legendary pornographic emails, text sexual harassment, and it's from women to men? What's wrong with Pooh? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,."

In the originally silent corridor, the sound of rapid running and the scream of a girl suddenly came out.

Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.

"You are not allowed to receive emails. That was a mistake. You..."

Seeing me sitting in front of the computer, with the web mailbox already open on the screen, Pooh suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and managed to hold on to the door frame to keep from collapsing.

"What on earth is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed and wanted to get close to the computer to see what was going on, but was glared back by Pooh's fierce gaze.

"Delete it, delete it, delete it from your mind too."

Pooh yelled at me.

"That was something I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and the Internet was disconnected. It was just random writing. I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got off the subway and came to school... I was actually connected. The wifi is automatically sent."

It turns out that when I was a kid, I wrote some letters for my own entertainment that I would never send out (such as to the person whose home address is in the M87 Nebula). Pooh also wrote random letters to pass the boring time on the subway. I wrote a letter containing some complaints about me and some irresponsible thoughts. I didn’t expect that in today’s world, application software often tries to be clever, causing such high-tech tragedies.

I clicked the mouse and deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.

However, Winnie was obviously not relieved. She heard that the squad leader and Zhuang Ni were in the infirmary, and Shu Zhe didn't act as a campus tour guide for me because it was too hot, so he volunteered to take me to familiarize myself with the campus.

Five minutes later, Pooh and I were already walking on the winding tree-lined avenue.

The weather was very hot, and it was summer vacation. There were very few students on the boulevard. We could only see a couple in high school uniforms whispering under the cherry blossom trees.

I suddenly woke up: after entering high school, there are no perverted school rules like the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls". This is a private high school, so even campus love can appear openly in front of everyone's eyes.

Compared to that couple, Pooh and I were not wearing school uniforms and were dressed very casually. The other couple glanced at us warily, probably because they recognized Pooh as a student at Qingzi High School and did not pay any more attention to us.

Pooh took me to a row of ginkgo trees, and asked with a still a little embarrassed look on his face: "Um...Ye Lin, you don't think I'm a pornographic pervert, do you?"

I burst out laughing.

"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch porn in an Internet cafe? You just wrote an unhealthy email and sent it to me accidentally. , if Gong Caicai sent me this kind of letter, I might have all my views ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter, even if you send me this kind of letter deliberately, your image in my mind will still follow It’s the same as before, nothing has changed.”

"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.

After passing by the ginkgo tree and coming to the purple rhododendron bush, Pooh asked me: "Actually, you haven't fantasized about me while taking a bath, have you? I must have wronged you, haven't I?"

I nodded.

I did not fantasize about Pooh while taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao likes to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually look at my own muscles in the mirror and feel narcissistic). However, as an energetic person, I imagine As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.

However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of my threesome with Amy and Winnie. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.

"As expected." Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, it's just that I'm abnormal..."

"Hey, something is wrong with you."

Pooh blew out the air from his mouth and replied: "I will fantasize about it while taking a bath..."

In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No, I was just taking a shower. I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have a boyfriend, Friends can cure it..."

Hey, you've said everything you shouldn't have said. Based on your words, could it be that you fantasize about me while taking a shower?

Pooh, like me, is quite muscular and has an athletic figure. Could it be that when she was taking a shower, she associated her own body with mine, and then unknowingly did something other than taking a shower?

Regarding the matter of sending the wrong email, the reason why Pooh was more generous than before was because she unknowingly exposed her delusion. She ate the wrong berries in Cuisong Mountain and blamed me. She followed me. My skin-to-skin contact has exceeded that of everyone else. It doesn’t seem to be particularly difficult to understand that I was the target of adolescent delusions.

In order not to embarrass Pooh any further, I took the initiative to admit:

"Don't be so embarrassed. I have deleted the email you sent me by mistake. I will not tell anyone the content. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy while taking a shower, it is not worth being ashamed of. In fact, boys You are much more shameless than you. When you were in junior high school, every time you lay on the window sill in shorts and looked down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I also watched it secretly, and even deliberately raised my hands while doing gymnastics for the broadcast. The shadow falls on your butt..."
Chapter completed!