"That's a fake Batman~~" Pooh smiled and corrected Gong Caicai's mistake, "Imitators often appear in "Conan", so it's not surprising that some people imitate superheroes. If nothing else, our Dongshan City Aren’t there people wearing masks to help the old lady cross the street, claiming to be the ‘Dongshan City Justice League’ to maintain world peace?”

Speaking of which, in China now, even if you are not a member of the Dongshan City Justice League, I am afraid it is necessary to wear a mask when helping the old lady cross the road.

"They have become so famous that everyone knows about them." I asked curiously, "Who are the members of the Justice League in Dongshan City, and what influential things have they done."

"They're just a bunch of idiots." Xiaoqin, who had the secret identity of "Diary Man" and couldn't deal with the Dongshan City Justice League, muttered.

"You must be imitating "Kick-Ass" after eating too much." Shu Zhe hit the nail on the head.

"What is "Kick-Ass"? Is it Batman in the sea?" The monitor is not only illiterate in animation, but also rarely watches entertainment movies. After some narration by his younger brother, he learned that "Kick-Ass" is about ordinary people. A story about a man becoming a superhero.

"The members of the Justice League in Dongshan City include the Red Star Man with a red star painted on his mask, the Fire Man with flames painted on his uniform, and the thin and funny-named 'The Man Who Can'..." Pooh raised his hand. Finger, "Recently they tried to recruit the instigator 'Diary Man' to join the gang, but they broke up and the Red Star Man was beaten up."

Hearing Pooh talking about the title of Diary Man, Xiao Qin raised her little face proudly and looked at the ceiling, as if to say: "Red Star Man and the others are overestimating their abilities and are asking for trouble."

Apparently, Xiaoqin’s Diary Man’s secret identity was not known to Pooh. I’m probably the only one who knows the Diary Man’s true identity (and true gender).

“These people’s intentions are good, but their approach lacks consideration.” After pondering for a while, the squad leader commented, “A completely spontaneous act of preventing crime may evolve into a pure lynching. Not only will it not curb crime, but it will also bring trouble to the police. This will cause more trouble. After all, Batman is a comic character and cannot be copied into reality."

The squad leader’s future ambition is to be a police officer, so he must speak from the perspective of a police officer.

"It's not a case of lynching, but the Justice League of Dongshan City did do a lot of stupid things." Pooh, who seemed to have been paying attention to it for a long time, said, "Take the 'Fireman' for example. He just carries a bucket when fires are easy to happen. Walking back and forth in the alleys, if you see someone smoking, you will immediately pour a bucket of cold water on them, which has a great comedic effect, hahahaha.”

"Hey, the attribute is wrong." I complained, "He calls himself the 'Fire Man', but why does he use water as a weapon?"

"Because he can't breathe fire, it's illegal to take a flamethrower on the street." Pooh explained, "He claimed that the word 'fire' refers to his burning heart of justice, which is not inconsistent with him carrying a bucket of water and swaggering through the market. ,,Look, Edison Chen.”

Pooh suddenly shouted and paused the video player, and Edison Chen in a straight suit suddenly appeared on the screen. He played a building receptionist in "The Dark Knight". He only appeared for five seconds and had only one line, but it still made the eyes sharp. Pooh found out.

If Eunuch Cao were present, he would definitely kneel on the ground, bow before the TV, and say: "Master, I must bless this sect to flourish and create greater glory."

"Keep playing, there's nothing worth pausing." The monitor obviously didn't want to talk to Pooh about Edison Chen.

The following plot is very tense. In a series of changes, prosecutor Harvey Dent, who was originally Batman's comrade-in-arms, was burned half of his face by the explosion designed by the Joker. Coupled with the blow of the death of his sweetheart, he finally transformed into The villain character "Two-Face".

"This man's face is so scary." Gong Caicai was so frightened that she shrank behind Pooh, and asked in a low voice to everyone who was still watching the screen: "It hurts, so why don't we get treatment?"

When the squad leader saw the shocking appearance of Harvey Dent, the two-faced man, he also felt slightly uncomfortable, but it was not because half of Harvey Dent's face showed bones and muscles, but because of the left-right asymmetry.

"He flips a coin every time and makes the decision for himself. He's just as completely crazy as the Joker."

Ironically, this character who the monitor dislikes very much, is just as fond of even numbers as the monitor. For example, in the animated movie "Batman Returns", Harvey Dent said to the police: "You are limited to 22 minutes." Inside, bring 22 million to redeem these two towers..."

After the birth of Two-Face, the movie reaches another climax. The clown plants bombs on two ferries, one carrying ordinary people and the other carrying prisoners. The clown tells the passengers on both sides that they can save themselves. The only way to do this is to blow up the other ship, otherwise both ships will be blown up by remote control at midnight.

"Squad leader, if you were on that ship carrying ordinary people, what would you choose?" I suddenly became curious about this possibility.

This difficult question made the squad leader think hard for a long time, and then a classic scene appeared in the movie: the tall and strong black prisoner asked for the remote control from the timid escort policeman, and then threw it directly into the river to avoid being captured by the prisoner Anyone in the boat took advantage of it. This act was as noble and holy as Jesus, and it reminded me of Pentheus.

"It's a bit fake." Shu Zhe complained, "Why would this black man be arrested for committing crimes if he has such a high consciousness? I heard that in order to be politically correct, Hollywood movies always arrange some black people to play good guys. I guess this plot It’s probably a similar reason.”

Although the situation Shu Zhe mentioned does exist, I cannot agree with his view.

"The insertion here is not only unobtrusive, but also satirizes the Joker's concept of 'everything is chaos'. There are good people among the criminals. It is a mockery of 'order', in line with the Joker's purpose of survival, and at the same time, it is bad. The Joker's story is both ironic and symbolic. Through the different performances of different people on the two ships, the contradiction between good and evil is vividly depicted. The scene is full of darkness and cold tones, and it also exaggerates the tragedy of Batman who is at the center of the contradiction. feel."

After I finished saying this, everyone except Xiao Qin looked at me as if they didn't recognize me.

"Wow, Ye Lin, why do you speak so artistically?" Pooh said first, "According to your past behavior, shouldn't you say, 'The last two people in the boat are holding their own detonators, which is a masterpiece.'" ?”

"Hey, I'm literary, how can I be literary?" Since I had a certain sense of repulsion towards the term "artistic youth," I immediately denied it, "I just spoke out of my feelings, and talked a little more about my thoughts. It doesn’t matter at all, okay?”

Except for the movie playing on the TV, there was no sound in the room. I wondered: Could it be that I have accidentally become an artistic young man? It makes no sense. I have never read any books that can make people become artistic young people. Books, even the websites I often visit are funny websites like Fukushima, Yamokuyo, and Omelette.com.

Suddenly a terrible thought appeared in my mind: Oops, in the thousand reincarnations of the doomsday fantasy, Xiao Yin was lying on the bed and reciting books to me. Except for some scientific knowledge, the books she recited seemed to be sour. Ji's "Complete Collection of Beautiful Essays from the World". The authors are basically poets, essayists, and philosophers. It made my ears feel numb. It is said that she did this to make me "more sentimental."

Your sister Qingqiao, you have brainwashed me into a literary young man. I can’t even give a normal movie review after watching "Batman".

"It's okay." Xiaoqin comforted me after seeing my shocked expression, "I don't care whether it's an ordinary classmate Ye Lin, an artsy classmate Ye Lin, or a sexy classmate Ye Lin."

"I don't care about myself. Now that I have evolved from ordinary to artistic, I'm afraid it won't be long before I become a badass..."

"Brother Ye Lin, you are worrying too much. Actually..." Shu Zhe didn't dare to say anything in the middle of his words, probably because I have something against him.

But Pooh completed this sentence: "Ye Lin, you were not ordinary at all before, you were a top performer, so now you have made the transition from literature and art, evolving from a top pick to an ordinary person. You should be happy. "

I asked rather dissatisfiedly: "Have I always been a bitch before?"

Just in time for the movie, Batman was talking to Two-Face on a skyscraper. He asked a question in English in a deep tone, and we were in high synchrony with me.

The squad leader made a fist with his right hand and put it in front of his mouth, cleared his throat, and then looked away.

Shu Zhe looked at the ceiling.

Pooh looked at me steadily, as if to say, "Who are you trying to beat?"

Xiaoqin secretly held my right hand tightly, with a considerate attitude of "As long as it's classmate Ye Lin, it doesn't matter if I'm a dick."

I had no choice but to turn my attention to Gong Caicai at the end, and wanted to know what Gong Caicai thought of me.

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, don't look at me like that, I'm so stressed..." Gong Caicai winced and said, "Student Ye Lin was not like that before."

In Gong Caicai's understanding, "erbian" is a dirty word, so she took the initiative to harmonize it.

"Hey, you mean, I used to be a hard-core, but now I'm a bad-ass."

"No, no." Gong Caicai hurriedly defended, "Although I once misunderstood classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin has always been kind-hearted and has never bullied me..."

Gong Caicai's bewildered expression suddenly reminded me that in the doomsday illusion, when I was almost driven crazy by reincarnation, I seemed to have vented my pressure by pushing Gong Caicai.

Although it happened in the virtual world, but looking at the expression on Gong Caicai's face now, it's really similar to that time. I remember that the virtual Gong Caicai said something like "it's going to split." The language of begging for mercy.
Chapter completed!