After entering my house (that is, Xiaoqin's house), Pooh took off his roller skates and stepped on the carpet wearing only his socks.

"Speaking of which, since you have made up your mind to wake up, why don't you wake up earlier." Pooh complained, "I only woke up in July, and my birthday was skipped again. You have until May 5th If I wake up, can't everyone help me celebrate my birthday happily?"

"This is beyond my control." I took a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and gave it to Pooh as an apology.

"Hey, it's Coke in a glass bottle. It's rare these days."

Pooh didn't wait for Xiao Qin to get the bottle opener, bit open the bottle cap with his own teeth, then raised his neck and drank.

After drinking half a bottle of Coke, she had forgotten all her complaints.

"Don't mention it, Ye Lin, you escaped the high school entrance examination because you slept in. It's a blessing in disguise." Pooh continued after sitting down on the sofa in the living room, "Last year's high school entrance examination was extremely difficult. I used it to decide the multiple-choice questions. The dice was confiscated by the teacher again. If I hadn't hugged Miss Amy's lap, I would be living on the street now."

It's not like you're living on the streets. You have the physical fitness of a sports student, so you can get into a high school no matter what.

Next, Winnie took out a lot of condolences for me from the backpack she carried with her. From a girl's point of view, these things she gave me can be said to be quite strange.

They are mainly H fanbooks sold at comic fan exhibitions. The covers are unsightly and the titles are blinding. If you turn over a few pages at random, you can feel the full love of the comic author in every line.

It's so full that it's almost overflowing. The screen is filled with all kinds of bad spilled liquids.

"What is this?" I said in shock, "I know that popular fan books are not easy to buy, but why do you think I will like this thing? How could you have the shamelessness to go to the exhibition stand for such a terrible book? I bought it back."

"Haha, you're welcome, you're welcome." Pooh scratched the hair on the back of his head with an expression of "This is what I should do."

"No one is polite to you." I snatched back the H fanfic that Xiaoqin had taken to read, and threw it to Pooh so that she could read it clearly.

"It clearly says the 18th ban. You are only 16 now. If you have to buy me a book as a consolation gift, even the vulgar "Chicken Soup for the Soul" will do. What kind of trouble is it to buy an H fanfic? ah."

Pooh pointed to a page in the middle of the fanbook with dissatisfaction, "The painter is still very good. He has almost caught up with Teacher Shui Qin. Ye Lin, what else are you dissatisfied with?"

Xiao Qin also came over to take a look, "It's really good. And I read the comic tutorial and it said that the correct order of drawing people is to draw the naked body first, and then draw the clothes. I also thought about drawing a H fan." I’m practicing my pen writing.”

"Hey, hey." I reminded them that the topic was getting more and more sidetracked. "What I want to ask is, why did I buy H fanfic souvenirs? How did I show that I have this kind of hobby?"

Pooh and Xiaoqin looked at each other and smiled secretly. Pooh said:

"Well, when your original house was used as a warehouse, I went to help move, and I accidentally found a few H comics under the bed in your bedroom, and then I learned that you are a two-dimensional masturbator... …”

Bastards, my privacy has been exposed by you, and what is "two-dimensional masturbation school"? Does it refer to a genre that uses two-dimensional works to assist masturbation?

"On the day I helped you move, Uncle Huoqiu and the squad leader also went there." Veni raised his chin and recalled, "I was flipping through your H comics and happened to find one of the chapters about 'Abusing the Policewoman', and then... When I was discovered by the monitor, the expression on the monitor’s face was very interesting.”

"Especially the two most critical pages were stuck together by an unknown liquid..."

"It's not an unknown liquid." I quickly defended, "The comics I put under the bed were all defective products that were returned because of missing pages. The two pages were originally stuck together."

"Okay, okay, I understand." Pooh winked at me, and seeing her considerate expression, I knew that no matter how hard I tried to argue, it would be useless.

It suddenly occurred to me that in addition to a few H-comics under my bed, there was also a photo of the squad leader when he was a child that Shu Zhe sold to me. If the squad leader saw it, I would be regarded as a pedophile.

Fortunately, listening to Pooh and Xiaoqin's descriptions, what I was worried about did not happen. It seemed that Shu Zhe had taken away the evidence related to himself and disposed of it.

In any case, Winnie gave me a lot of H fanfics. I was sincere and there was no reason to let her take them back. I decided to collect them for the time being, and then look for opportunities to put them on the shelves of adult products stores and sell them together.

Without waiting long, the squad leader came with Shu Zhe and Gong Caicai, so that all the people scheduled for today were present.

The squad leader and Gong Caicai are both wearing Qingzi Academy uniforms. I am not surprised. Qingzi Academy uniforms are definitely among the best in the country in terms of beauty and practicality. I also liked the material of them before.

But Shu Zhe was also wearing the same men's Qingzi Academy uniform, which puzzled me a lot.

Why, even Shu Zhe went to Qingzi Academy? According to his age and progress, shouldn't he still be in junior high school at No. 28 Middle School? And judging from the style, he wears high school clothes that are slightly different from those in junior high school. He wears a school uniform, everything shows that he is a high school student at Qingzi Academy like his sister.

I was very surprised by this. After welcoming the monitor and others into the room and sitting down, I asked what was going on.

It turned out that not long after I fell into coma, Shu Zhe skipped a grade to enter the third grade of junior high school with his sister because of his excellent academic performance, and also took the high school entrance examination at the same time. Half of the reasons were because Lin Yumeng, the monitor's mother, came back from Shanghai to attend the parent-teacher conference last time. Discuss with Shu Zhe's class teacher about skipping a grade.

Although Shu Zhe's conscience was greatly damaged, he had enough brains. After the results of the high school entrance examination were announced, his score was more than 10 points higher than the underperforming monitor.

At that time, Lin Yumeng kept urging the squad leader and Shu Zhe to fill in the high school in Shanghai on the volunteer form so that the siblings could come together to reunite with their parents. He even immediately started selling their house in Dongshan City to use it for their future education. The decoration cost of buying a house in Shanghai, from this point of view, Lin Yumeng had planned it before letting Shu Zhe skip a grade. He hoped that the squad leader would leave Dongshan City as soon as possible and not have anything to do with me.

Although being able to reunite as a family and no longer have to be left-behind children was once a dream for the monitor, when I was unconscious, the monitor felt that it was his responsibility to stay in Dongshan City, so he stubbornly refused to apply for a high school in Shanghai. , instead accepted the olive branch extended by Qingzi Academy.

In recent years, in order to get rid of its reputation as a "second-generation private school", Qingzi Academy has systematically recruited many high-scoring students or students with special talents, and given them preferential treatment such as tuition exemptions and exemptions, so even if the monitor did not receive Despite the financial support from my parents, I still took it upon myself to enroll in the high school of Qingzi Academy.

Shu Zhe, who was influenced by his sister and had always admired private aristocratic schools, maybe for other reasons, accepted the invitation from Qingzi Academy, but he was not assigned to the same class as his sister, probably because he didn't want to be in the class. He is restrained by his sister.

Lin Yumeng was very angry about the behavior of the siblings. Originally, in order to force the squad leader to come to Shanghai to find her, she asked Uncle Huoqiu to sell the house in Dongshan City quickly. She thought that the siblings would have no place to live. It was impossible not to apply for a school in Shanghai. As a result, the squad leader simply found Qingzi Academy, which is a residential-style closed management. She can live in the dormitory whether she is in school or on vacation. Moreover, the monitor is a member of the "top special admissions". You don’t have to pay a penny for accommodation, and money is paid to your meal card regularly every month.

Shu Zhe also moved into the dormitory as usual. Now one of the siblings is in the girls' dormitory, and the other is in the boys' dormitory. They are only a hundred meters apart. They still look up and don't look down. Because the class monitor no longer has to be responsible for his brother's food, but more A lot of time for yourself.

"Let's see how long you can last." Even selling the house could not make the squad leader leave Dongshan City. Lin Yumeng yelled to his daughter during a phone call, "There are no famous universities in Dongshan City, let alone Qingzi University." The good thing of free kindergarten is waiting for you. You can only stay for another three years at most, and you can stick to it until you graduate from high school."

The class monitor did not quarrel too much with his mother. He just sent the money that his parents had sent to him but had saved instead of spending it (the total amount was tens of thousands) and sent it back to his parents, with the postscript asking them to decorate their house in Shanghai. .

Afterwards, Lin Yumeng felt that she had gone too far, so she publicly announced that Shusha and Shuzhe would not listen to their parents and would not send them living expenses in the future, but secretly they still sent money to Shuzhe, so that Shuzhe would continue to pay for their living expenses from time to time. Help my sister who is having trouble with her family.

I don’t know if Shu Zhe had planned this step beforehand, but in short, he finally usurped the financial power from his sister and became an accountant.

Because Shu Zhe, like the monitor, had free tuition and miscellaneous fees at Qingzi Academy with subsidies, so the living expenses sent by his parents became his personal capital for squandering. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long, and he was finally discovered by the monitor, who put an end to his career. Wonderful life.

The class monitor finally made an agreement with his parents that during high school, he did not need any financial support from his parents. Qingzi Academy had free food and accommodation and subsidies. Paid work, such as tending orchards, organizing libraries, etc. Blindly sending money to Shu Zhe will only make Shu Zhe spend money. It is better to let him learn to be self-reliant early.

Uncle Huoqiu acted as a guarantee and told Shusha's parents that as long as he was here, Shusha and her siblings would never suffer a loss in Dongshan City. Although the house was sold and they had to live in a dormitory, they could go to his house at any time. lives, so even if the siblings spend their high school careers in Dongshan City, there won't be any big problem.

Under the influence of various factors, Lin Yumeng finally turned a blind eye to Shusha and her brother staying in Dongshan City to attend high school. She is still sending living expenses back on a monthly basis, but the payee is Uncle Huoqiu, who had no children of his own, became the guardian of Shusha and his brother in Dongshan City.

I didn't expect that there was such a hidden story in it. The squad leader really had a lot of trouble with her family because of me. Now it seems that her choice of Qingzi Academy was not accidental, but the situation forced her to make this choice. I remember The monitor clearly doesn't like aristocratic schools.

"Classmate Ye Lin... I, I share a dormitory with the monitor. There are only two people living in a dormitory, which is very relaxed." After Gong Caicai sat down, she just listened to our discussion without saying much, until I heard everyone talking about the accommodation issue at Qingzi Academy.

After 18 months, Gong Caicai still has a baby face with very eye-catching breasts. According to the Japanese A`V cover, she is "child-like with big breasts". She seemed very nervous when she was a guest at Xiao Qin's house. .

Shu Zhe has grown taller, and is now taller than Xiao Qin. He has a delicate face and looks like a Korean actor, and his eyes are many times bigger than those of Korean actors.

Although on the surface he was pretending to draw a clear line between himself and the women around him and highlighting his different genders, in fact, my biggest impression after seeing him again was that if he put on a wig and imitated him wholeheartedly, Monitor, I am afraid that for people who are not too close to him, he can look fake and real, with a similarity of more than 95%.

During the conversation, I also received unexpected news: the high school of Qingzi Academy is no longer in the same position as the junior high school. Due to many problems such as expansion, Qingzi Academy has opened a second branch in the north of the Daning River in Dongshan City. The Second School District relocated the entire high school department there, and it is said that it was unanimously welcomed by parents. They believed that the underdeveloped Jiangbei District did not have many entertainment venues, and it was just a good place to lock up the students and concentrate on preparing for the college entrance examination.

The high school of Qingzi Academy, which was moved to Jiangbei as a whole, is now often referred to as "Qingzi High School". Moreover, Qingzi High School invested with Ai Shuqiao and later handed it over to the small hydropower station run by the Science and Happiness Sect. It is very close to it. , many students have nowhere to go during the holidays, so they have no choice but to go fishing near the hydropower station.

After the Imperial Building incident, Gong Caicai finally realized that she had been deceived by the Scientific Happiness Cult. She no longer talked about the "Law of Attraction" every day, but the power of the causal calculation program in the business field, But it also made Gong Caicai doubtful. She didn't know whether to believe the few causal predictions she had made.

After I did more than 20 push-ups on the ground to prove to everyone that my body was fully recovered, the atmosphere became very relaxed. Pooh and Xiaoqin played Xbox game consoles, and Gong Caicai followed the monitor. Help the monitor in the kitchen.

There is an oven in the kitchen of Xiaoqin's house, and the squad leader brought his own materials and molds to make handmade animal cookies for everyone (especially me).
Chapter completed!