I was immediately shocked when I saw those 3,250 records of good people and good deeds.

As a good deed equivalent to preventing ATM robberies, 3,250 things were done in 18 months, with an average of 6 things done every day.

Don't be ridiculous, okay? Even if the public security situation in Dongshan City is comparable to Gotham City where Batman is located, it is impossible for you to encounter 6 crimes in a day and then stop them.

Besides, you have to take care of me every day, so how can you find the time to do so many good things? Even if you give up your seat on the bus, you may not be able to do 6 things in a day.

I carefully opened the article about good people and good deeds, and when I looked at it with my eyes wide open, I immediately sprayed it.

In general order, the specific content of good people and good deeds is written in the format of a diary:

[Good deeds 0001]: Guanyin Bodhisattva told me in a dream that as long as I complete 9999 good deeds, classmate Ye Lin will wake up. Although the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the dream looks a little different from what I imagined, like a pyramid scheme, but I decided to give it a try. Anyway, after classmate Ye Lin wakes up, I can become his girlfriend again by doing these good deeds.

Today, when I went downstairs to pick up the sheets that had fallen off the balcony, I found a ferocious Tibetan Mastiff barking at the children and trying to pounce. So I kicked the Tibetan Mastiff in the butt, which was thanked by the parents of the children.

(The following is a recording of parents thanking Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin made good use of the multimedia attachment function of wiz notes,)

[Good Deeds 0002]: The owner of the Tibetan Mastiff did not see me kicking his dog, but he got into a quarrel with the child's parents and wanted to beat them arrogantly, so I very kindly handed the children's parents a brick, and then the Tibetan Mastiff owner I fell to the ground with a bloody head. I had administered justice and felt very warm in my heart.

[Good Deeds 0003]: I am very kind-hearted and found someone lying on the ground with a bloody head. I was surprised and immediately called 120 emergency number. According to the first aid knowledge my mother taught me, I cut the wound proximal to the heart (that is, the neck). ) was bandaged and finally succeeded in saving a life.

[Good Deeds 0004]: The owner was taken away by the ambulance. The Tibetan Mastiff, who had no food to eat, felt very hungry, so he stared at another child in the community fiercely, wondering if he wanted to eat his meat. I successfully persuaded the child to put his hand in his hand. I gave the mutton skewers to the Tibetan Mastiff, which saved the life of the child and the Tibetan Mastiff respectively. Although strictly speaking they are two good things, they should be combined into one, otherwise classmate Ye Lin will scold me for being greedy when he wakes up.

(There are also recordings of thanks from children and dogs. I think the Tibetan Mastiff’s barks are a sign of gratitude o(╯□╰)o)

You...your sister, I've only heard of chain legs and chain schemes, but I didn't expect that there is such a thing as a chain of good deeds. Except for the first one, all the other incidents were probably caused by you. Do you have it? If you want to file a case, even if there is no case, you have to file a case. What's more, handing bricks to people as weapons is a big deal, and bandaging a wound on the head ends up being bandaged around the neck. You want to strangle someone to death.

Looking further back, there are even stranger things.

[Good Deeds 0013]: I saw an old man riding a tricycle in the middle of the night, pulling a load of manhole covers on the car. It looked very hard, so I called the police, hoping that the police uncle could help the old man push the car, but the old man Unexpectedly shy, I threw away the tricycle and ran in the opposite direction. Then I fell into the sewer without a manhole cover. I quickly went up and grabbed his hand and saved his life.

[Good Deeds 0014]: After I pulled the old man up, I told him not to be afraid. The policeman came to help him immediately. Then he ran forward again without his life for some unknown reason. Not long after running, he fell into another sewer. I Fortunately I caught his hand again.

[Good Deeds 0015]: I guess the old man is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan, because no matter how many times I rescue him, he always has to go into the sewer, but I am still kind-hearted and save him again and again, and even take pictures of the process. Come down.

(It is followed by a video of the old man being chased by the police and Xiaoqin, and falling into the sewer again and again in a panic. It is so funny that it can be directly used as a ghost animal gif picture)

It turns out that you do good deeds an average of 6 times a day and you accumulate them like this. The old man who wants to steal manhole covers to supplement his family income falls into the sewer again and again and is pulled up by you again and again. It will lose his life, it will definitely lose his life. Bar.

【Good Deeds 0176】: A thief went to Amy's VIP building to steal something and was caught by Pentheus. Amy wanted to feed him to the crocodiles. I was very kind and released the thief.

(Attached is the thief’s thank you message: “Oh my God, I will never come here to steal anything again.”)

【Good Deeds 0177】: Amy was very angry when she found out that the thief had escaped, so I caught the thief again. The crocodiles were very grateful to me.

(Attached is the sound of a pool of crocodiles chewing something)

"I bet, what did you do in the end? You didn't really catch the thief and threw him into Amy's crocodile pond, right?"

"How could it be possible?" Xiaoqin said with an innocent smile, "It's just that the thief's leather shoes were eaten by the crocodiles."

[Good Deeds 0178]: The crocodiles accidentally ate the thief's crocodile leather shoes. The psychological pressure of eating the same kind of food made them fall into depression and often shed tears. I squatted by the crocodile pond and gave them psychological counseling for a long time. , they regained their normal appetite.

You should receive psychological counseling yourself. Crocodiles are inherently cannibalistic. I don’t know how many small crocodiles have been eaten by their own kind. I have never seen any wild crocodile suffer from depression. In addition, crocodiles shed tears to excrete salt. Even if you don't do well in biology class, you should have heard of the phrase "crocodile tears".

I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin had androphobia, and how she communicated with some young men and asked them to leave recordings of thanks.

"That's right." Xiaoqin replied, "I have a hoodie. When it's inconvenient to reveal my identity, I cover half of my face and pretend to be a man. That way I can barely talk to men of the same age. Hey Hehe~~"

Is it similar to a "transformation" like Superman or Batman? Your hated method of doing good deeds really shouldn't expose your true identity.

I will continue to read the reports on good people and good deeds later.

[Good Deeds 0662]: Because I have persisted in doing good deeds for a long time, the citizens of Dongshan City gave me the nickname "Diary Man". It seems that it is because every time I do a good deed, I have to leave a message or take a photo of the recipient. What happened was that there was a naughty kid who refused to use the crosswalk when crossing the road today. Before the truck crushed him into a meat pie, I kicked him out of the danger zone. Not only did he not cry out of fear, he even blurted out to call me. "Brother Diary Man".

[Good Deeds 0848]: People are afraid of being famous, but pigs are afraid of being strong. A group of imitators of me appeared in Dongshan City, but no one is as efficient as me in doing good deeds. In order to help my cousin Ren Peng get rid of his Internet addiction, I helped my uncle catch him. , let him go to an Internet addiction treatment center for treatment.

It turns out that you have a share of the credit for Ren Peng receiving electrotherapy. Ren Peng is really unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a cousin like you. In addition, you actually got the nickname "Diary Man" and some other things. imitator.

When I inquired about it, I found out that since Xiaoqin started to perform chivalrous acts indiscriminately, it greatly stimulated the inspiration of the young people in Dongshan City, so they imitated "Lei Fengxia", "Hong Kong Bauhinia Hero", "Beijing Bauhinia Hero", "Czech Shit Man" and "Seattle Phoenix", these real-world "ordinary superheroes", began a journey to defend the city for completely different reasons than Xiaoqin, and even formed a "Wintershan City Justice League", which has been Trying to figure out the true identity of Diary Man and inviting Diary Man to join.

I'm so confused. Xiaoqin has a reluctant reason for becoming a vigilante. Why are you here to join in the fun? And let's see what kind of people you are imitating.

Not to mention Lei Fengxia, everyone knows its connotation anyway. Doesn’t the Bauhinia Man wear a purple eye mask and a black low-cut tight night suit to distribute food and cash to people living on the streets? So far, whether it is the Hong Kong Bauhinia Man or the Beijing Bauhinia Man, Xia, what everyone remembers is her low-cut busty breasts and sexy photos.

As for the Czech Dog Shit Man, he wears a rough red and blue uniform. Once he discovers that the dog owner allows the dog to defecate everywhere, he immediately picks up the dog feces with his gloves and smears it on the dog owner's back as a punishment. Shit Man's recent heroic deeds have been very dangerous. Either he encountered a fierce dog, or the owner of the dog ran very fast. If he was caught up, he would get a nasty beating.

Seattle Phoenix's black and yellow suit is very professional. His equipment includes a set of "Dragon Scale Armor" body armor, a net gun, pepper spray, handcuffs and a first aid kit. During the day, he has his own job, but every day When night falls, he puts on special props and costumes to fight crime (unfortunately, during a recent night patrol, Phoenix Man clashed with the opponent when trying to break up the fight, and used pepper spray on the opponent, resulting in himself being detained by the police. 7 hours).

Now Xiaoqin is on par with the above people. I heard that the social phenomenon it caused was even reported by foreign newspapers. She really rushed out of the country and went to the world.

[Good Deeds 1924]: Red Star Man and Fire Man jointly reported an illegal gambling den, which caused the gamblers to lose their happy gathering place. Unable to bear it, I introduced them to a new place and got their thanks. However, Red Star Man and Fire Man thought that I was going against them and had deviated from the path of a hero.

[Good Deeds 2112]: In order to help an old lady cross the street, I knocked the "Do-It-Yourself Man" who was competing with me to the ground, so the "Dongshan City Justice League" announced that I would be expelled from the hero team and renamed me " Diary Demon”.

Hey, as expected, you have no talent for doing good. Although you started the trend of real superheroes, you ended up becoming the enemy of all heroes. When I was in a coma, you had become Magneto and Doctor Doom. 's existence.

[Good Deeds 3001]: Red Star Man invited me to negotiate, but he suddenly reached out and tried to lift my hood. When I was nervous, I lost my mind and beat him up. However, I was sent to the hospital afterwards. He verbally said that I was a Dangerous elements, in fact, they are quite grateful to me.

(Attached is a photo of Red Star Man with a big bump on his head and a broken mask)
Chapter completed!