Just after escaping from Gong Caicai's house, I saw another strange text message from "Lantu" asking me "Do you like playing online games?"

Because Lan Tu is secretive about his gender, I can only refer to him as "TA".

After thinking about it for a while, I replied to him: "I once played with my friends, but it took too much time. Who are you?"

Before replying to the text message, I specifically checked to see if there were any tiny dead pixels on the phone screen that are used to distinguish safe mode from backdoor mode. I confirmed that it was in safe mode and was not being monitored by Professor Bai and others.

Lan Tu did not answer my question, but continued to focus on online games.

"Don't you think that the future development of online games will be similar to the situation in "The Matrix"? You can live in a flawless dream world, and ordinary people will not want to wake up at all."

What, you don’t want to tell me that I have been living in a virtual world from birth to now, and now you want to give me a red capsule or something to wake me up from my dream.

Don't be kidding, is this a flawless dream world? Why did the dream world give me a biological mother who is more cruel than Snow White and her stepmother? Why did I have to be beaten by the bully since I was 6 years old? Why? I suffered from heart disease after taking blue morpho butterfly, and now I have to take cocktail treatment every 5 days, and I cannot stop taking the medicine.

However, I sent another text message asking for his or her identity, but received no response. He was silent.

What, you guys are still very busy at work? You are still discussing online games with me, and last time you gave me the correct prescription for treating heart disease (although you didn’t give me the information that it must be taken multiple times), which is very valuable information. Gao, are you using text messages to chat with me this time? I really don’t understand what you want to do.

The most frightening thing is that Lan Tu bluntly said "TA loves me" in the last text message, and refused to say whether he was a boy or a girl. God bless you, don't be a gay guy like Pentheus...

That night, I had nothing to do, so I used my mobile phone to log into the class QQ group. I wanted to be invisible and peek at the screen to see what gossip my classmates were talking about.

In the end, there were no major problems. They were just complaining that studying was too stressful, the food in the school cafeteria was too bad, and so-and-so in the foreign class was so annoying...

My father ran an online store in the study, and I went out to help him move the goods. When I came back, I lay on my back on the bed and planned to think about it, but unexpectedly I fell asleep.

Half awake and half asleep, I felt something vibrating next to my head. I opened my eyes in a daze, and what I saw was naturally my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone.

As I pressed the button as usual, a private chat window appeared on QQ on my phone, but it was from Gong Caicai, who had never talked to me on QQ.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I have clarified the misunderstanding with my parents. I have caused you a lot of trouble today. I'm sorry."

Oh, it seems that after I left, Gong Caicai finally explained the strange pair of palace father and palace mother. In fact, there is nothing that cannot be explained. There is no way to fake whether there is a baby in the belly. It really doesn’t work. The truth will be clear with a pregnancy test strip, which is sold at our home.

"It's okay." I was too lazy to type when I was half awake and half asleep, so I directly turned on the iFlytek voice input method, spoke to the phone, and then let the input method automatically turn the voice into text, "Your parents are just too easily excited. , and it was Amy and I’s fault that you were kidnapped a few days ago.”

Since "Amy" is a very common American name, the recognition rate using the voice input method is very high. "Gong Caicai" is often recognized as "Gong Caicai", and "Ye Lin" is often recognized as "Yeli", as if

How I like to go out at night and do bad things.

"It has nothing to do with classmate Ye Lin." Gong Caicai typed, "I don't blame Miss Amy. Although giving me gifts like a watch and a violin is indeed too expensive, it is not polite to return other people's gifts...

"

"Just keep it." I continued typing using the voice input method, "Amy is always very generous with his actions, and he's not just targeting you."

The voice input method recognized "she" as "he". This kind of mistake is very common and not worth correcting.

"However, I still feel that I deserve it. Student Ye Lin, can you tell me what Miss Amy likes? I want to give her a gift in return on her birthday..."

I scratched my head. Amy definitely didn't want me to tell Gong Caicai her birthday, because Amy's birthday is April Fool's Day, April 1st, and she was too embarrassed to tell me.

"Well, I don't know when her birthday is, why do you think I know."

"Because isn't Miss Amy the sister of classmate Ye Lin?"

After a while, Gong Caicai changed her words again: "That's wrong, that's my cousin. I made a typo. I'm sorry."

The day before yesterday, in the VIP building of Qingzi Academy, Xiaoqin blurted out after being drunk that Amy and I were biological siblings. Both the monitor and Gong Caicai heard this, but Gong Caicai never dared to ask me and the monitor directly, so

It's just in a state of uncertainty.

Anyway, Gong Caicai has heard it, so I think it’s not a big deal to admit my relationship with Amy to her. She’s less courageous than a mouse, and it’s impossible for her to spread gossip about me everywhere.

When I thought about it, I said casually: "Haha, you are very curious about what happened that day."

Although the recognition rate of the voice input method is close to 95% in daily conversations, it may still make outrageous errors.

For example, this time, it mistakenly wrote "curious" instead of "easy to ride", and then I swiped and sent it.

The whole sentence therefore became "Haha, you were very good at what happened that day."

Question marks are also written as exclamation points.

There was no reply from Gong Caicai for a long time, so I quickly switched the input method back to Pinyin, cheering up and trying to explain.

"Classmate Ye Lin... what did that day mean? What does it mean that I am easy to ride?"

You can imagine Gong Caicai trembling all over because of the misunderstanding.

"On the day I was kidnapped, after the apple hit my head, I didn't know anything. Could it be that classmate Ye Lin did something to me after that? Classmate Ye Lin came to the conclusion that I was very happy because he rode on me.

Is it a good conclusion to ride?"

Because she was chatting through QQ text instead of face to face, Gong Caicai seemed a little bolder than usual. Moreover, she had been explaining to her parents all day today. She must have been instilled with many delusions by her weird parents, and she became a slave to everything.

"No, it's just a typo..." I typed in a daze, and ended up typing "typos" instead of "typing". Maybe due to the monitor's obsessive-compulsive disorder, I actually backspace to make corrections.

And missed the best opportunity to explain.

"Why are you silent, classmate Ye Lin? Is it true that classmate Ye Lin asked my sister to give me gifts as my parents said, just to ride on me? Classmate Ye Lin should not do that kind of thing

Well, in that case, how can you be worthy of the squad leader..."

Gong Caicai still thinks that the monitor and I are lovers.

I felt that chatting via text was too slow and I couldn't explain clearly, so I immediately called Gong Caicai. Gong Caicai seemed to hesitate for a second or two before picking up the phone.

"Hey, is this classmate Ye Lin? I...I..."

Once the voice conversation started, the usual timidity and stuttering returned.

"Don't be brainwashed by your parents." I raised my voice slightly and said, "I'm just asking you if you are curious about my relationship with Amy."

However, due to preconceptions, even if I spoke to her directly, Gong Caicai would still misinterpret "Are you curious" as "Are you riding well?"

"Yes... I'm sorry... Classmate Ye Lin, you seem to be angry... It must be that I am not good at riding. I should not have been born into this world because I am useless... I can only embarrass my parents..."

Don't go into self-loathing mode, and whether you ride well or not has anything to do with embarrassing your parents. Does it mean that your riding well will make your parents look good?

"Hey, what I'm talking about is how good a good person is. It's so weird." I shouted hoarsely. "I may have taken advantage of you after you were kidnapped that day. It was an idea that your parents instilled in you. Forget it all. I don't care about anything. I didn’t do it to you, and only your husband knows whether you are good or not.”

I was really a little impatient. I was disturbed from my nap, and I was wronged by my father and mother one after another in the morning, so now I unconsciously vented my anger on Gong Caicai. I regretted it as soon as I said it and wanted to speak out. Comfort her.

However, Gong Caicai seemed to be very excited and said to me: "But, but... I think when Professor Bai used the causal calculation program to do shallow tests, he... he told me that there was an 80% chance that classmate Ye Lin would Be my husband."

What, did Professor Bai, a cheater, say such things? No wonder after Gong Caicai came out of the test, her face was red, her mood was up and down, and she gave me a very guilty look... It turned out to be your future prediction. There is my presence in it.

At that point in time, Professor Bai planned to trick me into joining the Scientific Happiness Cult, so Gong Caicai, a severe addict, should be a pawn that he planned to use but failed to use in the end (it is common to use relationships between men and women to lure people into cults). trick).

Logically speaking, even if Gong Caicai heard Professor Bai say such things, she would never say it in front of me, but today she made a fool of herself because of her parents, which seemed to verify the causal calculation program. Conclusion, so I felt a lot of uneasiness in my heart. The episode of "Is it good to ride or not" was also caused by the uneasiness.

"The cause and effect calculation program made a mistake." I said categorically, "What do we have in common? I have no reason to be your husband, right? Professor Bai is a big liar. I don't think you should be here." I will continue to stay in the Scientific Happiness Sect..."

"Yes... really." Gong Caicai's tone sounded a little disappointed, "I didn't believe it myself. Student Ye Lin obviously already has a monitor... How can someone like me become the monitor's opponent? Well, I'm stupid, weak, short, and I have such obscene breasts..."

"Don't belittle yourself, okay?" I said, dumbfounded, "Xiao Qin will be very jealous if you say such things. Stop thinking about it. It's already 10 o'clock in the evening. Even if tomorrow is Sunday, you should go to bed early, right? no."
Chapter completed!