"Okay, if you don't eat the toast, you will be fined with wine." Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you."

Xiong Yaoyue, as the fourth owner of Bitu, had certain control authority over Bitu, so Xiong Yaoyue quickly obtained Bitu from Xiong Yaoyue, and she had to make Gong Caicai agree to the order to be the team mascot.

"Du, a mere weak carbon-based creature, how dare you disobey the orders of this Rabbit-sama?"

Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off the supply of wifi signals to you and make your life worse than death."

Gong Caicai, who was not afraid of cutting off the wifi signal but was afraid of being hit by an anesthetic needle, had no choice but to agree. She sat sadly in the team activity room on the second floor. Xiong Yaoyue asked her to take some photos with everyone and put them online. He said it was as aggrieved as being forced to make a Category III film.

"Can you please stop bullying Gong Caicai?" said squad leader Lu Jiping, "If you are not afraid of exposure, why don't you make the mascot yourself."

As the weather got colder, the squad leader put on a chiffon top and denim trousers. The slightly smaller jeans exposed the shapely curves of her legs. Xiong Yaoyue continued to wear short sleeves and shorts indoors, as if she was wearing something inside her body. It looks like a nuclear reactor.

"That won't work." Xiong Yaoyue said plausibly, "According to convention, mascots have no combat effectiveness. I am the vice captain. If I am the main force of the team but work part-time as the mascot, I will be looked down upon by others. Otherwise, you will be the squad leader. Our mascot..."

"No need to talk." The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Do you make plans?"

"I've made a plan." Xiong Yaoyue looked at the sky and said, "Holding Miss Amy's thigh without wavering for a hundred years is my plan for the future. Studying for exams is not suitable for me at all. Taking the route of being a sports student , and it’s troublesome to have to follow all kinds of rules, but it’s easiest to make friends with rich people.”

The squad leader looked at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.

"Hey, squad leader, stop. Where are you going to drag our mascot? A reporter from the game channel will come after a while. It's embarrassing for us to not have a mascot."

While the monitor, Pooh, and Gong Caicai were upstairs, Xiao Qin was bored and playing pranks on Obama in the gym.

The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.

But the mode of the treadmill was adjusted to adaptive. No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best.

The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes steps, he cannot shorten the distance. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.

"Are you kidding me?" If Obama could speak, he would definitely say bad words, but when faced with Xiao Qin, who looks kind on the outside but is cruel on the inside, he might swallow it back.

"Don't abuse dogs." I said to Xiaoqin, "Don't get along with dogs just because you think you're a cat. Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with."

"I'm not abusing Obama, I'm just helping him lose weight." Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out from my backpack.

"What brand is this and why is it so big and thick?"

Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.

I’m ashamed to say that I think I have a certain knowledge of digital products, but I can’t tell which company’s product this tablet is. My dad got it back after attending an offline event of the HHH fan club a few days ago. It is said to be a gift from the president of the HHH fan club. Everyone has one and everyone has a share.

If such a bulky thing is used as a murder weapon and hits the victim's head, it will be absolutely effective and the critical hit rate is extremely high. Holding it in your hand is just for physical exercise.

But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to show you, in order to let everyone see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.

Judging from the location of the buttons, this tablet should be developed based on Android 3.0, which is newer than the system version of my phone. However, the biggest problem, which is also the second most frustrating thing, is that this tablet cannot connect to the Internet.

There is no Internet access these days, so what kind of tablet is it? I finally got a free wifi source like Bitu, but I couldn’t even use it.

And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon, how should you pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Sanjiyou"? Not only the hardware is very bad, but also the software inside is also very good, such as the desktop The game that is very eye-catching on the Internet is a copycat of "Angry Birds". Why does it use Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It is not fun to play at all. You two don't have Birds and Pigs. So cute.

What's even more terrible is that the short movie built into the "Three Friends" tablet computer actually teaches people to draw little red flags, as well as the heads of Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong-un, as well as the strange expression of loyalty to the great leader. The people singing and dancing all looked like they had just been released from Dongshan Mental Hospital...

Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel that this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? It has no Internet function, which is in line with their national conditions.

Xiaoqin sat on a spinning bike, riding slowly while playing the game of "Kim Jong-un beats Obama" and frowned:

"The tablet computer that classmate Ye Lin brought is so strange...and why did Obama make a pig noise when he was hit."

"Maybe I didn't have time to dub it, so I directly used the material from "Angry Birds"." I played table tennis with the robot when I was bored, "By the way, aren't you going to learn how to cook from Shundao and the monitor? Why?" I have nothing to do here, I just had time to play pranks on Obama."

"The monitor just pulled Gong Caicai down from the second floor. It seems that Gong Caicai also wants to learn cooking, so the monitor is looking for tableware that is not easy to break... It will take a while before it's my turn to come on."

At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.

"Tch, you're showing off that weird tablet computer of yours again." Amy glanced at Xiao Qin on the spinning bike with disdain, "How can something like yours, which is bulky and cannot access the Internet, be weirder than our American products? , follow me, I will show you the tablet computer produced in our Silicon Valley that uses red wine as energy source."

What is this? Xiaoqin and I saw a tablet computer placed on the table in Room 101, which looked like a flat induction cooker. We couldn't find its screen.

"Humph~" Amy folded her arms in front of her chest and introduced proudly, "This is a low-energy tablet computer invented by Intel engineers. It can be started with red wine. In order to reduce energy consumption, it does not have a screen."

"Your sister, if you don't have a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'. Three Friends is an MP4, and your thing is just an MP3."

"Shut up, damn boy. You don't understand how noble this tablet is. It needs a 1997 Lafite to start. Your inferior Erguotou from China will burn the machine."

"Wouldn't it be even more rubbish? The Lafite of 1997 was at the level of a state banquet. The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders. He used the wine for the state banquet to start a broken MP3 player. Or should the Lafite of 1997 actually be used? It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979..."

Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and they have to compete with China for even the "weirdest tablet".

Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, Amy has to firmly control even "the worst movie in history" and "the most brutal murderer in history" in the hands of the United States. So, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.

"Why do we have to use wine as computer energy source?" Xiao Qin held the heavy "Three Friends" tablet computer with great effort.

"Common people just don't have imagination. Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. How can I read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”

"Hey, if you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"

"I can't drink..." Xiaoqin, who had just transformed a few days ago, was very shy about alcohol.

"That's the key." Amy said to me as if she was looking at an idiot. "I can't drink alcohol when I'm under the legal age. With this tablet that can only be started with red wine, I can use this as an excuse. Ask the bodyguards for red wine to use as energy source, maybe there will be a chance to taste what the wine tastes like."

"Sure enough, you still want to drink secretly? Pentheus won't be fooled by you, right?"

"Hehehehe..." Amy suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Penteus went to visit a gay friend with an anal fissure today. He was not in the VIP building. I have already asked the French chef to find out where Lafite in 1997 was placed. Where, I’ll give it a try after a while.”

"Stop your wishful thinking. Do you think I'll make you drink when I'm here?"

"Who said I'm going to drink? I just want to start my tablet." Amy pouted and said, "Servant, don't you have any interest in high technology? With such a lack of exploration spirit, if the Chinese people People like you have no future."
Chapter completed!