During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.

"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me. Just think of him as my evil twin brother. Don't bear any grudge against me, okay?"

He begged me pitifully.

Unbelievable, it was the same person yesterday who trampled me to the ground viciously and swollen my face.

"Ha, you beat me arrogantly yesterday, and today you come here to pretend to be pitiful." I said angrily, "Didn't you say that I am as weak as a dog? Didn't you say that whether or not I receive the stars would have no impact on you at all? No, in that case..."

"No." Xiaoqin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."

"It should be more than 100. Don't increase the number of stars without authorization at this time. It seems that you haven't reviewed your mistakes at all. Isn't it quite a relief for you to beat me up?"

"You can't deduct my stars anyway." Xiaoqin's tone was about to cry, "If Ye Lin is dissatisfied, come and hit me. Make my face swollen, even if it's as swollen as a deep-sea fish..." "

"You mean I look like a deep-sea fish now. I have plaster on my face and you still make sarcastic remarks to me..."

At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin..."

"No, it was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her." I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin climbed a tree like a monkey after she got drunk, and I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down."

Xiaoqin got the advantage and behaved well, but she was actually very dissatisfied with my lies:

"People are not like monkeys, how can you describe girls as monkeys..."

I pointed to Xiong Yaoyue, who was in the front row of the classroom, wearing a PHS hairpin horizontally on her forehead, imitating a tight spell.

"Whoever said girls can't be monkeys is just a monkey named Sun."

Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.

"Fortunately, this matter comes from your mind...after your waist injury recovers." The squad leader found it funny but also said a little worriedly, "No matter what Xiaoqin did when she was drunk, it was not her intention. , you won’t be so cautious in blaming her.”

"Yes, yes." Xiao Qin, with the support of the squad leader, also said beside her, "I can't remember everything after I got drunk. It's like being flashed by the memory eraser of the man in black. For me to remember It would be too cruel to punish me for something I can't stop doing."

"The reason why Xiaoqin got drunk is because I brought wine and candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "This is my fault for not checking clearly. Don't blame Xiaoqin blindly. Besides, your fault Didn’t his face get injured when he fell from a tree?"

"Yes...yes, of course I fell from a tree and was injured." I said awkwardly, "It wasn't caused by a fall. Could it be that someone beat me up? My martial arts skills are so high, who dares to beat me... …”

When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put on a serious expression, but her expression seemed to be barely suppressing laughter, which was very annoying.

In the end, the squad leader decided to prepare a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to apologize to me, the victim, and to teach Xiaoqin some recipes she has always wanted to learn. Now the squad leader is even proficient in French cuisine. A master now.

The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.

After the matter was settled for the time being, rumors spread about a fight between me and a professional boxer in No. 28 Middle School.

The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus, and that from the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.

I really couldn't stand it, so when several foreign students were having this discussion, I asked them where exactly this Brontosaurus guy was now, and why the purpose of his existence was to beat me up and then disappear from the world.

The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.

You grandma is a bear, why did I bite my opponent alive? Did I have rabies? Also, please stop throwing corpses into the Daning River. According to several versions of rumors, the Daning River has been blocked by many corpses. I can't squeeze in anymore.

Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, He flashed his big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.

How could I forget? Not only what happened yesterday can't be forgotten, but also all the big and small things that happened in our childhood.

"For the sake of monitor and Aunt Ren, I'll let you go."

I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiao Qin brought over, so I returned them to her.

"105 gold stars will not be deducted from you for the time being, but you can't drink anymore, you know? You went too far yesterday, especially Centipede..."

"I know." Xiaoqin muttered and nodded, "I went home yesterday and took a good bath, especially my hands, which I washed two or thirty times. The thought of having touched something so disgusting..."

"Hey, you said you have no memory of being drunk."

"Yes, a little bit~~~" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "Because centipedes are so disgusting, they are deeply remembered. Like other things that are not so disgusting, I can't remember them..."

Well, should I be grateful for being classified as "not that disgusting" by you?

Xiaoqin said that from now on she would never touch alcoholic drinks or food, and she would try her best to do good deeds. In order to eliminate the bad impression she left on me yesterday, she would work harder in every aspect.

However, as the saying goes, "Haste makes waste," Xiao Qin did something well-intentioned and unhelpful that afternoon.

I have said before that Teacher Song, the head teacher of Class 2, Junior High School, temporarily became our substitute teacher. At the end of the normal class period and before the evening self-study started, he came over to inspect and discovered that the slide curtain was The power plug was loose, so I squatted down to adjust the power supply.

There were not many people in the classroom at that time, and the monitor was not there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug left and right, but it was always unstable (because the teaching aids were old and in disrepair). At this time, Xiaoqin, the big speaker, and PHS started working together. The front door of the classroom is back.

Unluckily, teacher Song's clothes suddenly generated static electricity, which made him say "ouch" and reflexively wave his hands.

"Ah, Teacher Song got an electric shock."

Xiao Qin, who was eager to do good things, thought this was a perfect opportunity given to her by God. Without thinking about it, she rushed directly to the podium and used her rubber-soled sneakers to kick Teacher Song's other arm that was holding the latch.

"Ahhhh~~~~~~,,,."

With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell down on the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid the medical expenses and apologized profusely.

Da Xiao Xiao and Xiao Ling Tong knew the situation at that time and felt very aggrieved for Xiao Qin.

"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like an electric shock. Besides, he's not an electrician, so he has nothing to do to repair the socket."

"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."

On the same day, the second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever takes the position of the head teacher of Class 3 (3) is unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.

In addition, some people expressed regret: Xiaoqin, a quiet girl, was ruined by me because she stayed with me for too long, and dared to kick the teacher under my order.

Bastard, Xiaoqin was so anxious to earn stars that she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? She even said it was "under my order". Why should I have been having trouble with the teacher for decades?

All in all, Xiaoqin became even more ashamed because of her continuous wrongdoings. She even squatted in the corner of the classroom next to me to think about her fault. Fortunately, the monitor listened to the testimony of Da Xiao and the others and knew that Xiaoqin was motivated by this. She was kind-hearted, so I specially comforted her.

"Don't be sad. Aunt Ren didn't blame you either. Don't worry about what the rumors say. Just know the truth. If Teacher Song was really electrocuted at that time, didn't you just save his life? By the way, I heard that Teacher Song didn’t blame you..."

This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.

No matter what, Teacher Song’s arm is in a plaster and she will be absent from her own class for a few days. In addition, she has a psychological shadow on our class and can no longer be our substitute teacher. Our group has become sheepherders again. 's children.

The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3, Junior High School, panic and panic, for fear of being caught by her. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.

However, Aunt Owl still gives me more face, because first of all, she bullies the weak and fears the strong, and secondly, she is Xingxing’s aunt, so we got along well at first. Anyway, this is just a stopgap measure. Besides, the dean’s hunting ground is the entire playground and How could the entire teaching building and this small Junior Three (3) classroom be able to trap her?

Wednesday is coming soon, it is the middle of the week, and November 6th is the elusive "International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".

When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought it was someone who made it up to deceive me. But when I checked online, I found out that it was actually announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
Chapter completed!