[009] Xiaoqin almost died
The first class in the afternoon became a Chinese class for unknown reasons. Old Man Zhang did not come to stand on the podium, but just ordered everyone to study by themselves. He also asked us to copy Du Fu's "Wang Yue" a hundred times with a pen, saying that it would help us practice calligraphy.
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I always feel that this decision was made for me.
As soon as I returned to the classroom in the afternoon, I immediately felt the scorching eyes of the crowd coming towards me. What I did in the cafeteria had already been known to everyone, right?
Xiao Qin was lying on her seat, her shoulders shaking slightly, as if she was still sad.
Shusha wasn't here anymore, so maybe she was called to the teaching office for a talk. Because the coward, the dean, didn't dare to accuse me face to face, why did he take it out on our monitor?
It’s really despicable to a certain level!
Xiaoqin's hair and clothes have been dried, and there is only a little stain left on her collar. She was busy doing this all afternoon, so she couldn't even eat, right?
I took out the pen from the pencil case, opened the textbook, took off the pen cap, and laid out the original paper... I moved very gently, as if I was afraid of disturbing Xiaoqin.
But I can't write a single word.
Because I was afraid that Old Man Zhang would come to inspect at any time, the classroom was very quiet, and I could only hear the sound of the pen tip clicking on the manuscript paper.
"I……"
Why are you so clumsy and tongue-tied all of a sudden! Aren't you a famous troll who speaks as fast as a Gatling gun when talking about Middle East issues or martial arts anime? Just saying sorry!
I raised my head as if asking for help. I didn't expect anyone to help me. I didn't expect that my classmate Da Xiaoxiao in the distance was also paying close attention to the development of Xiaoqin and me.
He also made an encouraging gesture of "Come on, I support you."
He is truly a dedicated gossip expert!
"Xiaoqin, I..."
Xiaoqin was still lying on the table, and there was a rustling sound under the table.
Eh? Is she also copying ancient poems? Can you see things clearly while lying down like this? Isn’t the light enough? It turns out that not only can keyboards be typed blindly, but as long as one is a top expert, one can also write blindly with pens?
"Xixisuosuo, Xixisuosuo"
By the way, this is not the sound of writing! Xiaoqin, what are you doing? Is this the sound you make when you cry? Do you hate me so much that you bite the table?
Xiaoqin finally noticed that I was peeking at her. She raised her face, with tears still hanging from the corners of her eyes. She was holding a loaf of coconut bread in both hands, and the coconut was even stained on her lips.
It turns out that you are lying on your stomach and stealing food! You move like a hamster! You are crying and eating at the same time. You are indeed a foodie!
Seeing that I was looking at her bread, Xiaoqin immediately moved the bread away vigilantly, as if she didn't want to be snatched away by me.
"Can you at least wait until I finish eating the bread before bullying me again?"
Xiaoqin begged pitifully.
Oops, you think so bad of me, I don’t want to bully you at all now!
I would still apologize to you if you didn't speak first!
But you have obviously suffered so much and still acted like "it's okay, it's okay." If you do this, my strong sense of guilt will disappear! If my guilt disappears, I will turn into a fortress mode focused on defense.
!
"Don't worry, eat it. I won't steal it. I'll cover it for you. If old man Zhang comes back, I will tell you."
Obviously she didn't trust me, so Xiaoqin ate the bread faster, but her mouth was so small that it would take a long time to eat an ordinary piece of bread.
Now I can safely copy ancient poems. I copied more than a dozen lines using Ye's unique calligraphy. The dragons and phoenixes are dancing, and the pens are moving like dragons and snakes. It's really good! Each line is uglier than the last.
Suddenly, my sleeve was grabbed by Xiaoqin, and it was pulled very tightly. Xiaoqin looked at me for help, unable to say a word, and her expression was very painful.
Could it be... that he choked on the last piece of bread?
Xiao Qin nodded desperately and handed over an unopened bottle of mineral water.
"Do you want...let me help you unscrew it?"
I unscrewed the mineral water neatly and handed it back. Xiaoqin took it and took a big sip, and finally her expression returned to normal.
"Huh... I'm saved! If it weren't for classmate Ye Lin, he would have died here today!"
Xiaoqin said exaggeratedly.
It's impossible to choke to death just because of a piece of bread, right? Besides, if you weren't afraid of being snatched away by me, you wouldn't have to eat so fast, right? Besides, besides -
Are you really not strong enough to unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water?
You used to be a little bully who beat ten! When you were in fifth grade, there was no bottle cap in the world that you couldn't unscrew, right? Even if you stayed at home for three years and your muscles degenerated, you wouldn't be like this.
Let’s get to the point!
I almost choked to death because I couldn't unscrew the bottle cap. It was really an act, right? Was it just to tease me and see how anxious I was?
Seeing my suspicious look, Xiaoqin pouted.
"I have been weak and sickly since I was a child, so it is normal for me to be unable to unscrew bottle caps."
"You haven't forgotten this setting! You really dare to make up lies to deceive the teacher! You should expose it when the PE class test comes!"
"Because I am anemic, the teacher said that I can not participate in physical education class at my discretion, or I can just stand aside and watch you exercise."
"..."
You, a guy who can participate in a triathlon, pretend to be Lin Daiyu and watch us half-disabled people with only 5 combat power running and jumping on the field. What a bad taste it is!
It's like Pan Changjiang and Guo Jingming were playing basketball on the court, and then Yao Ming and Kobe said off the court: "Oh, you two played so well, but we can't. We have been frail and sick since childhood!"
"Classmate Ye Lin." Xiao Qin suddenly thought of something and asked me, "Are you going to stop bullying me this afternoon?"
"Ah... not anymore."
I replied a little embarrassed.
Xiaoqin happily hummed a song, which seemed to be the theme song of "Chibi Maruko-chan". She was copying ancient poems while humming, and her efficiency was amazing.
I also quickly went to practice my Ye's calligraphy.
At the end of get out of class, the class representative went around the table and took away the ancient poems that had been copied a hundred times. I was thinking about how to use this break, but I found monitor Shu Sha walking in from the back door of the classroom.
He was so angry and filled with righteous indignation that he must kill me and then walked over quickly.
I screamed "Oh my God" in my heart and ran away in the opposite direction without even thinking about it. By the way, I ran towards the podium and table! As long as I can escape from the classroom through the front door, I win!
"Ye Lin! Stop! Ye——Lin——!!"
Squad leader Shusha called my name, every time she said it, she separated from the crowd and strode after me.
After all, I was blocked by the crowd at the end of class, and Shusha was blocked in the corridor.
Shusha is not short. If she stands side by side with me, she can reach the height of the tip of my nose. She is half a head taller than Xiaoqin.
And because her aura is so strong, any boy standing in front of her, even if he is as tall as me, will be psychologically suppressed by her.
Of course I didn't show it on the surface.
I am a warm-blooded man who will never compromise or admit defeat. How can I behave casually when I bow to a woman?
"Why are you hiding from me?" squad leader Pi Tou asked.
Of course I have to avoid you! You look very difficult to deal with, and the homophony of your name is exactly the same as that of a strong man in "Fist of the North Star". If you are killed with one move of your own fist,
How unfair that would be!
Although I think so in my heart, I can never say it.
"I'm not hiding from you! Stop feeling so good about yourself! I have to go to the toilet to pee!"
Although I look like a gangster, I am quite talented in acting. I really admire myself.
"The dean told me everything you did in the cafeteria!"
"Ah? The fact that I picked up the meal card and gave it back to the school belle spread throughout the school so quickly? I'm so sorry. I obviously hope to imitate Lei Feng and do good deeds without leaving any name..."
"Shut up!!"
I was trembling with fear.
"I'm talking about the time you poured coke on Xiaoqin's head!!"
The squad leader was so angry that his lips were trembling, and his long black hair was swaying slightly with the passing people.
Her eyes were like eagles soaring on the top of the mountains, and the deep black pupils seemed to be able to penetrate the depths of other people's souls.
My mouth feels dry.
Xiaoqin suddenly chased me out of the back door of the classroom. She passed the monitor and put her body directly on my arm. Then she hugged that arm tightly with both hands, looking very intimate.
"Monitor, you misunderstood!" Xiaoqin said with a smile, "Actually, we have known each other since childhood! We were joking in Chinese class!"
Shusha was obviously very surprised that Xiaoqin came out to speak for me.
"Don't lie to me! Even if it was a joke in the Chinese class, there's no way the incident in the cafeteria was a joke!"
"That's just classmate Ye Lin's carelessness, and my clothes are already dry!"
Xiaoqin continued to explain to me.
"Monitor~It's true%gt;_lt;%~"
Xiaoqin desperately wanted Shusha to believe her words.
"Ye Lin and I were neighbors when we were young. Our parents knew each other. We are childhood sweethearts!"
"Although we sometimes fight, we will make up soon!"
"Ye Lin, right?"
Xiaoqin asked me for confirmation, but the situation forced me to say "yes".
The time after class was precious, and the bell was about to ring again in a blink of an eye. Seeing that Xiaoqin, the victim, was blindly defending me, the monitor didn't know how to deal with it.
"Then you go back for now, I will investigate the situation carefully." The squad leader waved his hand to me, indicating that I could leave.
With Xiaoqin holding my arm, I walked crookedly, but Xiaoqin smiled happily for some reason.
The squad leader stopped us from behind again.
"Ye Lin, why are you going to the classroom? Didn't you just say you wanted to pee?"
Shusha half-closed her eyes and repeated the vulgar remarks I just made as if nothing had happened.
"I, I won't go! Because the weather is too dry, so I let my body reabsorb it!"
Shusha snorted contemptuously.
"And classmate Xiaoqin, I want to solemnly ask you again. I hope you will tell the truth."
Chapter completed!