Xiaoqin used the new mobile phone I bought for her in her spare time to surf the Internet and read various "Insiders of Cults", "The Complete Collection of Tricks", and "The Performing Arts of Zhao Benshan's Sketch". Today's Class 3 of Junior High School, Mainly preparing for Teacher's Day tomorrow.

Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai used their lunch break to draw a Teacher's Day-themed poster. Before erasing the previous starry sky-themed poster, many students seized the last opportunity to take photos with this artistic poster.

This time, in the design of the blackboard newspaper, I followed the squad leader’s suggestion and wrote a lot of Chinese words in a regular manner, such as “Respecting teachers and respecting morality is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation”. Zhuang Ni also drew gentle words next to the words, maybe It is a female teacher based on the monitor, and a group of pretty female students. In short, there is no need for a male animal to appear on the blackboard.

In fact, Zhuang Ni can come to school today. I am quite surprised. On Saturday night, I turned on the berserker mode and punched Zhuang Ni in the abdomen. Even though I had just come back from the basketball game and was at the end of my strength with low physical strength, that punch It would also allow the Five Tigers from the Ministry of Punishments to stay in the hospital for a week.

As a result, Zhuang Ni came to school after only one day of rest. She had no obvious symptoms of physical discomfort, which made me wonder whether she was really protected by some evil force.

When Xiaoqin and I returned to the classroom from the cafeteria, we happened to catch up with Zhuang Ni finishing the last stroke of the blackboard poster. She, who hates men extremely, glanced at me with a cold look with unknown meaning when I passed by her. He didn't speak.

Hey, I advise you to give up the idea of ​​continuing to murder me. I have already been careful with you, and there are "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" bodyguards sent by Ai Shuqiao to protect you secretly. To say the least, if you break through These obstacles have succeeded in hurting me, and it will be even worse. When the time comes, you will have to face Ai Shuqiao's brutal revenge. You don't want to be turned into human amber, and you don't want to have your limbs cut off, if you don't want to suffer those cruel treatments. , just stay away from me.

Regarding what gifts to give to the class teacher and subject teachers tomorrow, the class monitor closed the door and stood on the podium to brainstorm everyone's ideas during a self-study class in the afternoon.

At this time of year, as long as the relationship between students and their teachers is not too bad, they always buy something meaningful. For example, when my father was a teacher, students stood up in class and shouted "Teacher, happy holidays." or "Teacher, happy holidays." Teacher, thank you for your hard work." It is no longer fashionable to express the friendship between teachers and students.

"Every class tomorrow, when the teacher says 'class' on the podium, everyone must stand up and shout 'Happy Holidays'."

The squad leader solemnly told us.

"Then Gong Caicai will hand over the gifts bought with class fees to the teacher, and everyone will applaud to liven up the atmosphere. Remember that?"

"Remember,."

Many students didn't know whether they listened carefully and agreed just like everyone else said.

"Why, why am I the one who delivers the gift..." Gong Caicai looked embarrassed, as if the squad leader had given her the task of standing on the podium and doing a striptease.

"Caicai, your seat is under the podium table, closest to the teacher." The monitor's reason was very good. "And you are the life committee member, and you are in charge of the class fee. No matter how you think about it, you are the one who gives Teacher's Day gifts." The most suitable.”

If it were a normal stage flower delivery occasion, it would be more suitable for a relatively disadvantaged girl like Gong Caicai. Otherwise, someone as high as Yao Ming's wife would come up and I don't know how much psychological pressure it would cause to the other party.

I heard that Gong Caicai would send flowers tomorrow, and the boys who had bad intentions and liked to tease Gong Caicai started making noises.

"Don't be afraid, Gong Caicai. Tomorrow you go up to deliver gifts, and we will sing 'Sister, Go Forward Boldly' to you."

"In order not to break the gift, but also to show sincerity, carry the gift on your head and send it up."

Gong Caicai walks more steadily with something on her head than without anything. This is already an open secret in Class 3 (3) of junior high school. Sometimes Gong Caicai is prefixed and called "Gong Cai, the one with everything on her head." color".

"That old pervert history teacher, there's no need to buy him a gift. Just letting him touch your chest will definitely work better than giving him any gift."

Some suggestions that were too dirty were shouted out while pinching one's nose. In this way, it was mixed in the noisy discussion and no one could tell who made the suggestion.

But the monitor's eyes were so sharp and her ears were so smart. She stood on the podium from a high position, overlooking the surroundings, and instantly identified the speaker as Eunuch Cao.

The look in his eyes like he was looking at non-recyclable garbage appeared again.

"Cao Jingshen, if you think letting the teacher touch your breasts can be used as a Teacher's Day gift, you can come up and touch the teacher tomorrow. You are so fat that your breasts are bigger than many girls' breasts."

"No way, no way..." Eunuch Cao's eyes flickered and he turned away his head.

"Woooooooo~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~" Xiaoqin on my right suddenly fell on the table and started crying despite the thunder and no rain.

"She is indeed the second female lead with evil intentions. She didn't forget to mock me when we were discussing buying Teacher's Day gifts. I obviously didn't offend her."

Hey, you admit that your breasts are not as big as Eunuch Cao's, right? Don't fall into the trap of being a persecuted paranoid. The squad leader is mocking Eunuch Cao, not you.

After criticizing Eunuch Cao and improving discipline, the class monitor asked everyone for their opinions to decide what gifts to buy after school today.

"How about melatonin?" Zhongguo, a class monitor, said without any malice, "I think all our teachers need melatonin supplements, especially the head teacher Yu."

"No." The monitor did not give the student a chance to continue.

"Dumbbells, 5 kilograms of dumbbells." Xiong Yaoyue raised her hand impatiently, "Our teachers all need dumbbells for exercise, so it is most appropriate to give them dumbbells."

Xiong Yaoyue, you should be the one taking melatonin. Even if we don’t count biology and geography, which don’t have new courses, we still have teachers for seven subjects: Chinese, mathematics, English, physics, chemistry, politics, and history. You have to be helpless. Gong Caicai, will you come to school tomorrow carrying a heavy dumbbell of 5×7=35 kilograms? You will definitely die of exhaustion on the way, and you will die of exhaustion due to your stupid suggestions.

"Forget about dumbbells." The monitor said with a black line on his face, "There are also greeting cards and the like. We sent them last year, but the effect was not very good and they lacked practicality. Let's think about it and see if there are any more practical gifts."

"How about hand cream?" PHS raised his hand and said, "The teacher's hands are in contact with chalk for a long time, which will affect the skin quality. If you apply some hand cream from time to time, it can have a certain repair effect."

After hearing this, many people nodded. Not all the teachers who teach us are men. It feels very appropriate to give hand cream to female teachers. There is nothing wrong with even male teachers wearing hand cream.

"What a good idea." The squinty-eyed classmate who once worked with Eunuch Cao to produce "Campus Red Line Area·Twenty-Eight Chinese Edition" agreed, "Hand cream can not only wipe your hands, but also your face."

However, he recently had blisters in his mouth and was a bit tongue-tied when he spoke. He said a good sentence: "Hand cream can not only interfere with your hands, but also your face."

Since he had a history of following Eunuch Cao, the class monitor was not sure whether he did it on purpose, so in order to maintain order, he asked him to write a 400-word gift proposal with a cold face and hand it in before class. The main purpose was to prevent him from letting him go. I don't have time to talk anymore.

"I still think pens are good." Niu Shili, the physics class representative, crossed his arms on his chest. "It's practical enough and very suitable for the role of a teacher."

"Well, five-spice beef jerky is quite practical." Big Speaker, a foodie, put forward his own suggestion, "I know where to buy the best ones. Teachers will definitely fall in love with it after eating it once."

Zhuang Ni, whose seat was diagonally opposite to the loudspeaker, lay on the table to catch up on her sleep after finishing the blackboard report at noon. She did not participate in everyone's discussion. The monitor did not wake her up, for fear that she would list such a gift. Checklist:

"The art blade, Eunuch Cao's fingers, Niu Shili's fingers, Xu Lijun's fingers, Ye Lin's fingers..."

This is to turn all the boys in the class into fingerless robot cats. If half of the students in the class are robot cats, then the gift the teacher receives on Teacher’s Day will be extremely advanced and high-end, surpassing his colleagues by 200 years. .

Of course, there is also the possibility of receiving Dorayaki piled high on the podium table...

After a heated and passionate discussion, the monitor first rejected some extremely unreliable suggestions and decided by voting to give pens and diaries to male teachers and hand cream to female teachers on this year's Teacher's Day. I will organize people to buy it after school today.

There is still 725 yuan left in the class fee that Gong Caicai is in charge of. The main reason is that the class leader often pays for it himself when the class fee should be used (such as buying drinks for everyone in group activities) and does not ask Gong Caicai for reimbursement afterwards. , and usually students are required to throw leftover beverage bottles in the fixed recycling corner of the classroom. Over time, a small sum adds up, and the income from selling waste is also given to Gong Caicai and stored in the class fee, so that he can buy gifts for the teachers. It's more than enough, no need to charge extra money from everyone.

Since the class fee is used to buy gifts, Gong Caicai, who is in charge of the class fee, must accompany her. However, the class leader is worried about letting her go alone. Although the value of each of the things she wants to buy is not high, the quantity added together is not high. There are not many, especially since most hand creams are packed in glass bottles. If you give it to Gong Caicai, the end result will be that you can neither wipe your hands nor your face, and you can only wipe the floor.

"I'll go with you after school in the afternoon." The monitor finally decided to go shopping for gifts with Gong Caicai.

Xiao Qin, who had a keen sense of smell, suddenly thought of something, suddenly raised her hand, and boldly said in front of the boys in the class:

"Monitor, let me go buy Teacher's Day gifts with Gong Caicai. I will protect Gong Caicai all the way and take good care of the hand cream. I am the most helpful person."

This was obviously to do good deeds to gain stars, and not to bully Gong Caicai on the road. But when Gong Caicai heard that Xiaoqin was going to go with her, her body immediately began to tremble uncontrollably. Looking from behind, she had curly hair. Fluctuating rhythmically.
Chapter completed!