Get out of here, damn gay Pentheus, get out of here. Who asked you to eavesdrop outside the door? Who asked you to prepare a maid outfit for me? It’s fine for the fake Shu Zhe to wear a maid outfit. I’m such a Spar. How can Da wear a maid outfit?

If the three hundred Spartan warriors who were stationed at Thermopylae had collectively put on maid uniforms and gone to meet the enemy, wouldn't the Persian army have suffered mental pollution before the confrontation and collapsed without a fight?

Persian army leader Xerxes: "Damn it, three hundred muscular maids rushed over. Mamma Mia is so scary. The Spartans are all monsters."

The leader of the three hundred warriors, King Leonidas of Sparta, was fully dressed as a maid from head to toe, with rabbit ears on top of her head, and said coquettishly:

"Don't leave~~~Stay and take a bath with me in the hot spring~~~~~"

Xerxes, died.

"Pengpeng, please stop joking." Pooh said to Pentheus outside the door, "If Ye Lin wears a maid uniform in front of me, I will put myself in the eyes immediately."

Pentheus didn't react at all, but Obama took a step back for some reason. Maybe he heard that someone was going to poke his eye.

"I'm just passing by." Pentheus said in a gentle tone outside the door, "Miss, please have fun with everyone, I'll take my leave now."

"Who is playing with them?" Amy denied, "I am just taking revenge, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a maid outfit for a maid outfit."

"Eh." I asked the squad leader in a strange way, "Did you force Amy to wear a maid uniform on Gong Caicai's birthday? Why does Gong Caicai have a maid uniform in her house?"

The monitor's eyes never moved away from Obama and Miba, and she answered me absentmindedly:

"We just asked Amy to change into a pink and white dress, a little bit like a maid outfit..."

I was shocked. I thought Gong Caicai had a maid costume at home. Her future ambition was to be a maid. A maid who would smash all the porcelain into powder. It was so scary to think about it. How could she defeat Ai Shuqiao? Is the correct way to give Gong Caicai to Ai Shuqiao as a maid, and then break all the valuable things?

"No sophistry." Amy pointed at the bridge of the monitor's nose again at a slightly upward angle, as if she was filled with deep hatred, "Anyway, you must put on a maid uniform today to atone for your sins."

"Don't, don't look down on people too much."

The monitor, who almost exhausted all his energy to squeeze out these words, had a complex expression on his face that could be described as "colorful".

The squad leader is extremely particular about symmetrical aesthetics. At this time, for the first time, his two handsome eyebrows are not on the same level. I am afraid that he is distorted in order to suppress his true thoughts.

The heroic smile at the corner of his mouth also looked extremely unnatural, as if it would collapse in the next second due to the uncontrollable trembling all over his body.

What betrayed the squad leader the most was her usually sharp eyes like a mountain eagle. Facing the cat and dog paradise so close at hand, her cold gaze melted. Even though she was still an eagle, she was no longer looking at her prey. Instead, he was looking at his little baby that had broken out of its shell and was waiting to be fed.

"Even if the dog's mouth is swollen and it looks super cute, and the little cat has fluffy fur and round balls, I still..."

"It's just cats and dogs, just things that can meow and bark. If you give up your principles and wear a maid outfit just for this..."

The more you talk, the more incoherent you are. Monitor, are you going to fall? Even if you are confident of arresting a large number of criminals in the future, and you will not hesitate to shoot at the wild boar that hurts people, will it be difficult to resist the cuteness of the cute little animals? .

When the squad leader fell into a huge inner conflict and was unable to move from the inside out, Amy rolled her eyes and used the last resort to add insult to injury.

She waved me over and asked me to take out the things hidden under the coffee table.

When I held the rectangular object with a circumference of 50 centimeters, which looked like a huge religious book, in my hands and saw clearly what it was, I knew that the squad leader was doomed.

"Is it necessary to do this?" I asked Amy with a grimace, "How hateful it is."

"It's necessary." Amy couldn't help but said, swinging the bat that had been hidden under the sofa cushion, and suddenly knocked over the "Wonder of the World-Egyptian Pyramid Puzzle" in my hand.

A large puzzle with as many as 2,000 pieces, under Amy's violent swing, threw all the puzzle pieces in the box up to the ceiling like a snow machine.

Each piece is made of wood imported from Russia. Under the cold natural conditions of Siberia, the wood grows slowly, so the texture is dense and the material is excellent. Even if it was hit so violently into the air, not a piece was broken.

At this moment, irregularly shaped puzzle pieces fell from the air like snowflakes and scattered all over the floor. One of them even fell on the squad leader's head.

If the squad leader was still in a fierce battle between reason and emotion just now, now she saw countless puzzle pieces falling to the ground in disorder, her eyes were actually a little dull, as if she had turned into some kind of robot executing a specific program.

"Du, Shusha No. 1 must collect all the puzzle pieces and complete the puzzle, otherwise she will not be able to eat or sleep."

Of course, the squad leader didn't really "beep", I just felt that the actions she took were very consistent with the dubbing I gave her.

The cat immediately grasped the puzzle piece that fell on his head in his hand. After taking a look, the cat lowered his waist and eagerly looked for a piece similar to it at his feet.

After a brief period of sluggishness, the squad leader showed the focused eyes of a fanatical scientist while collecting puzzle pieces. When Frankenstein created Frankenstein, when Dr. Tianma created Astro Boy, Zhou Zhenglong created South China. When making tiger footprints, they must have been exactly the same with concentration.

"No, please touch my puzzle."

Amy shouted to the monitor one word at a time.

"This is my room and this is my puzzle. You have no permission to play with my puzzle set."

"I'm not playing." The squad leader said with a white lip, "I just want to restore them to their original state..."

"What's the difference between that and playing? Isn't that how puzzles are played?"

Amy raised her voice after complaining.

"Penttheus, you are still outside the door. Katusha is playing with my things without wearing maid clothes. Drag her away for me and don't allow her to enter the VIP building again. I will go with Xiaoqin and Pooh. , while playing with the cat and dog, putting the puzzle pieces together in the wrong way.”

Hey, you haven't tried the correct spelling yet, so you have to use the wrong spelling to complete the puzzle? This is a malicious attack on the monitor's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Hey, there's a puzzle piece falling down."

Pooh had just noticed the change in the environment in the room, and Xiaoqin had already picked up a puzzle piece depicting the top of the pyramid and fed it to Obama as a biscuit.

Obama looked at the puzzle piece suspiciously for a while, then slowly took it into his mouth.

You know clearly that it's probably not food, but you try to put it in your mouth based on the principle of "I'd rather kill the mistake than let it go".

Sure enough, a second later, Obama spat out the Siberian log puzzle piece and looked at Xiao Qin warily with an expression that said, "I will never be fooled again."

"No, please don't feed the puzzle pieces to animals..." The squad leader stretched out his hand to Xiaoqin in despair, trying to stop him.

"Hey, where did this woman come from?" Amy started to pretend to be dumbfounded, pretending that she had just discovered the monitor's existence, "She is neither my friend nor my maid, why is she picking up the puzzle pieces on the floor? I understand. , She wants to steal the puzzle, security guard, get this thief out of here quickly."

Pentheus cooperated and made a sound of trying to open the door. The frightened squad leader dropped the three puzzle pieces that were close together and finally collected them on the ground.

"Don't, don't drive me away now..."

The squad leader's spirit was finally broken by the cats, dogs and puzzle pieces scattered on the floor.

She slumped down on the carpet, holding her hands on the ground. Her long hair fell from her back to her sides, blocking part of the expression on her face, but from her eyes alone, she could tell that she was admitting failure.

"Why, did you kneel down and surrender?" Amy was immediately very proud. Unfortunately, the only drawback was that the squad leader did not kneel down towards Amy, but towards the cat and dog paradise not far away, subconsciously expressing his heart's desire.

"I, can't I just wear a maid uniform?" The squad leader moved his lips with difficulty as if signing a defeat treaty and spat out those words, "As long as you don't stop me from putting together the puzzle, then let me talk to Obama and Miba Play……"

The monitor, who surrendered in a kneeling position, looked in my direction with the corner of his eye. His eyes seemed to want to express some dissatisfaction, but in the end he bit his lips and did not complain.

Just like Amy said, ultimately, obsessive-compulsive disorder and liking cats and dogs are the monitor's own weaknesses. People who cannot overcome their own weaknesses have no right to complain to others.

"Ha, monitor, you finally figured it out." Pooh held the cat in one arm and made a "come on" gesture to the monitor with the other arm.

"The monitor is so unsteady..." Xiaoqin muttered while playing with Obama's dog head, "Wearing a maid uniform in front of the lustful classmate Ye Lin will make classmate Ye Lin's nostrils get bigger again..."

"That's right." Amy rarely agreed with Xiaoqin's opinion. "Anyway, letting Katusha wear a maid uniform is just to humiliate her in front of me. It has nothing to do with the male servant... Male servant, you leave first." Just for a while."

"Why, why?" I felt incredible at my sister's sudden betrayal, "Didn't we agree that I would trick the squad leader into coming here, and then the two of us would watch the squad leader's shame together..."

Halfway through the words, I knew I had made a mistake. Sure enough, the squad leader, who was still kneeling, raised his head and stared at me with murderous eyes. If he hadn't known that I had a heart disease, he would have filled his hand with dog snacks. The camouflage bag came over.

After I spilled the beans, I no longer had the shame to stay in the room, waiting for the monitor to show me his maid uniform, so I reluctantly walked out, looking back three times, under the supervision of Amy and Xiaoqin. Room 101.

It seemed that neither Xiaoqin nor Amy wanted me to see the monitor's maid uniform, but Winnie seemed indifferent.
Chapter completed!