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【850】 The God of the Future

In short, what Eunuch Cao presented to the squad leader as an apology was a "cat font" mobile application.

Specifically, the original intention of developing this application is to let everyone "write with cats".

Although it can only work with English and Arabic numerals, the cuteness of this application is immeasurable, because after running it, when chatting and typing, all English letters and Arabic numerals will be converted into cat photos. The cat’s furry flesh is arranged in an extremely cute cat font.

For example, "h" is a cat lying on all fours with its tail raised straight up, while "O" is two cats lying on their sides, end to end.

"T" is two sleeping cats, one horizontally and one vertically, and "Y" is a cat that looks like a young adult, doing radio gymnastics stretching exercises facing you...

I remembered that Director Cao once studied this application and wanted to imitate it to develop an "AV female premium version" to make money in the Japanese market (later I found out that the Japanese had already made it). Eunuch Cao knew that the monitor I like small animals but are afraid of them, so I came up with the idea to borrow flowers and offer them to Buddha. I wanted the monitor to use this cat font app to soothe his soul.

"Cao Jingshen, you are not allowed to forward pornographic text messages in the future, especially not to girls."

The squad leader reprimanded with great solemnity, and Eunuch Cao nodded repeatedly.

"However, since your parents are not at home, let's postpone the issue of the petition for a while..."

"Thank you very much, monitor, for your kindness. I will never forget you." Eunuch Cao's self-identification changed three times a day, which can be said to be without moral integrity.

"Also." The squad leader tried his best to maintain a serious expression on his face, as if he was giving an instruction casually, "Use Bluetooth and send me the installation program..."

Accept it, Eunuch Cao’s bribery plan was successful. The squad leader actually gave up both Qingfeng and The Selfless Man for the cute cat font. Sure enough, it was because he was in a low mood and urgently needed a cat to stay in his mobile phone to heal him. A wounded heart?

During the following recess, the monitor sat in his seat without moving, playing with the cat font app on his mobile phone. He didn’t know who he was showing off to in which online chat room (80% of them were the same) Small animal lovers).

It wasn't until the preparation bell rang that the monitor reluctantly put away his cell phone to avoid becoming a bad example to his classmates. He had just criticized Xiaoqin for using her cell phone in class, but he did the same.

He is really a cat addict. Compared to cats, the monitor likes dogs more. He would give up a lot of his principles for cats. If it is for dogs, especially a real dog that can be touched like Obama, even if it is a maid Even if you don’t want to wear it, you don’t necessarily want to wear it.

Amy also threatened to drink secretly and asked me to trick the monitor into going to the VIP building and put on a maid costume show. However, the monitor was now worried that she would be forced to transfer to another city. At this moment, I lured the monitor into stepping on her. Trap, the squad leader should leave without hesitation.

After school, the class monitor rode her bicycle home early. I don't know if she wanted to talk on the phone with her mother who had returned to Shanghai, or if she had something else to do.

I answered a call from my dad, saying that their HHH club was going to have a meeting to discuss who should be sent to Dongguan to fish out Director Cao, so he wouldn’t go home for dinner tonight, and asked me to eat out or order takeout. The wallet is in its usual place.

Xiaoqin was not in a hurry to update the comics today, so she was waiting for me. She wanted to walk with me for a while before arriving at the subway station. For some reason, Gong Caicai also delayed returning home. When I finally walked out of the school gate, Xiaoqin hugged me.

Follow me, while Gong Caicai is slightly behind.

When I left the school gate and was about to turn the corner, I heard Niu Shili's exclamation.

"It's really a robot. The development of technology is so rapid."

Then came Xu Lijun's voice again, "It's not like there's someone hiding in the iron shell, just playing a prank. The conversation function of this robot is too cool."

"Nonsense, how can anyone hide in such a short robot?"

"Tch, Niu Shili, you are tall, so you think others can't hide in. In fact, there are many people in our class who can hide in, Gong Caicai can..."

"Even if Gong Caicai can barely hide in, with her strength, can she make this iron shell move? Xu Lijun, you are just trying to argue with me, I say this is a genuine robot."

Hearing someone discussing herself, Gong Caicai shivered subconsciously.

And after I turned the corner, I saw Niu Shili and Xu Lijun surrounding it. It was indeed Amy's follower robot, Pitu. After my head was kicked off, Dr. Yu finally repaired it again.

"Du, I found Master No. 3 and conveyed the invitation from Master No. 1: Come to the VIP building for dinner tonight. If you don't come, I'll beat you to death."

Amy, your tone of invitation is too blunt, and you can just make a phone call for this kind of thing. Why send the rabbit out to attract attention? What if it is targeted by the scrap collector again?

"Hey, is this thing really related to Ye Lin?" Xu Lijun complained, "If Ye Lin is its third owner, who are its first and second owners?"

I briefly introduced the origin of Bitu to Xu Lijun and Niu Shili. They had participated in my rescue in Cuisong Mountain and had a celebration banquet with Amy at the same table, so they understood it quickly.

"Is it really a toy for rich people?" Niu Shili rubbed his square chin, "This kind of artificial intelligence can obviously be placed in more valuable places, such as post-disaster search and rescue..."

Niu Shili, a science fiction enthusiast, unknowingly started to think about it again.

There were two boys, Niu Shili and Xu Lijun, present. Xiaoqin was too nervous to speak and just hid behind me. Gong Caicai stood further away, looking at the all-metal body of the rabbit from a distance, with an expression on his face.

Show some curiosity.

"Beep, the wifi signal emitted by the rabbit will attract humans to come closer. After all, humans will die without wifi signal. Before more people gather here, please Master No. 3 come with me."

Bitu didn't seem to remember attacking me in the freight elevator. Dr. Yu probably erased or sealed that part of its memory.

"What, it has a wifi signal." Xu Lijun hurriedly took out his mobile phone and found that he could indeed search for a wifi signal without a password. He couldn't help but be ecstatic.

"That's great, my family won't let me go online, so I can download an pornographic movie now..."

Niu Shili poked his elbow, and Xu Lijun realized that there were two girls watching nearby. He blurted out that he wanted to download porn. It was really shameless.

Bitu has a mobile base with three rollers and a lifting axis, which can slightly increase its height to expand its effective field of vision. However, although its height can change slightly, overall, it is indeed not much different from Gong Caicai.

Gong Caicai, whose animal attributes are very close to that of a little white rabbit, looks at the robot "Bitu" from a distance, and there is a strange sense of symmetry.

"Yes, I'm sorry." Gong Caicai apologized for some reason, "I have a lot of homework today, I have to go home first..."

Gong Caicai started to move, and was stared at by the vigilant Bitu. Its semicircular head smoothly turned a 30-degree angle with Gong Caicai's movement. Since it was almost sold to a homeless man for scrap metal, Bitu I have become very distrustful of humans.

The rabbit's camera-like eyes stared at Gong Caicai without any change, which made Gong Caicai feel nervous. She felt as if she was locked by a missile launcher and would suffer a devastating blow in the next second.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Robot is also sorry." Gong Caicai stopped tremblingly, bent over to apologize and said, "I was so rude, I forgot to say goodbye to Mr. Robot, please forgive me."

"Du, it feels so good for a human to apologize to me." Bitu's dull face seemed to have joy flowing through it, and it waved its clamp arm, "Humble human, you can go now."

"Yes...yes, I will go home humbly right away." Gong Caicai disappeared around the corner as if he was running away.

"Do you think this robot has feelings?" Niu Shili still held his chin, as if he were a researcher.

"As long as there is wifi, what else do you need to have feelings for?" Xu Lijun tapped the touch screen of his phone excitedly, wondering if he was actually downloading pornographic movies.

"Weak humans, Bitu is leaving." Bitu announced, "For your safety, please find another wifi source within 10 minutes. I can no longer help you maintain your life."

After saying these words, Bitu left Niu Shili and Xu Lijun who were confused and walked towards Qingzi Academy, gesturing for me to follow from behind.

As I followed them, I turned around and pointed at Niu Shili and Xu Lijun's temples with my fingers, indicating that there was something wrong with the rabbit's brain.

"It thinks that humans will die in 10 minutes if there is no wifi signal."

"It's not wrong." Xu Lijun said, "I have an uncle like that. If there is no wifi signal for 5 minutes, his eyes will be dull and his spirit will be depressed."

"Du, human beings are getting weaker and weaker." Bitu said happily, "Soon humans will be unable to live without Wi-Fi signals for even a second, and will worship me as a god..."

You have read too many science fiction novels, and WiFi signals can be transmitted by a wireless router. Even if you become a worshiped god, you will only have the same priesthood as a wireless router. What is there to be proud of?

Xiaoqin also walked over with me. Judging from her intentions, she seemed to want to go to the VIP building with me.

"Mom never comes back on time for dinner when filming. I can go see Amy with my classmate Ye Lin."

Xiaoqin is very keen on improving her relationship with Amy, especially since she knows that helping Amy will get star rewards from me more easily.

As a result, two students after school followed a cylindrical robot, attracting the attention of many passers-by.

"Dad, what is that?" a little boy with a runny nose asked the middle-aged man holding his arm, "I seem to have seen that in a fairy tale book."

"It's probably some kind of performance art advertisement." The middle-aged man was quite puzzled, "Maybe someone is hiding inside..."

"Isn't this a Google robot?" A young man with a parkour style said to his companion on a skateboard while running by.

His companion frowned, "It looks a bit like it, but if you look closely, it's not that true. It feels like a fake, and the proportions are out of proportion. It's just like a big trash can..."

"Beep, stupid humans." When Bitu heard this, he immediately raised his clamp arm towards the skateboard user, and the anesthesia needle launcher system was about to trigger.

===Divider line===

In terms of popularity rankings, book friend "Jiang Shangfeng" voted for Zha Ye with 1,000 VIP votes before practicing in seclusion, pushing Zha Ye to seventh place in Group A... I wish book friend Jiang Shangfeng to achieve his goal as soon as possible. Return to the book review area.
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