I promised not to disturb the monitor's study before the high school entrance examination, and Aunt Lin's attitude toward me became gentler. She even suggested that I work hard, and even if I couldn't go to the same high school as the monitor, I could try to go to the same university.

In fact, if you calm down and think about it, this may not be true, but may be a delaying tactic.

For example, if someone wants to chase my sister, let's take Kyle, that damn lolicon.

What if Amy doesn't dislike the suitor very much and even has frequent contact with the suitor? Then what should I, the brother, do with the suitor?

There’s no need to ask, of course you need to get the most cutting-edge weapons you can get, from a diesel chain saw to an Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon, and then give Kyle a good greeting from head to toe.

However, due to China's strict arms control, even kitchen knives are manufactured under real names, so diesel chain saws and Armstrong swing guns are not easy to obtain. In addition, in order to respond to the country's call for green energy conservation, I should not use high-power weapons to kill people.

Therefore, to deal with Kyle, the grandson, we need to use the "delay strategy" in "The Art of War".

I can say to Kyle: "My sister is so young and mentally immature. Why don't you pursue her again in two years? Then I won't object anymore."

If Kyle believed it to be true, two years later, he would come to the door with a bouquet of flowers, but he would not have thought that what greeted him at the door would be the red cannon I stole from the museum...

I lacked consideration and took Aunt Lin's delaying strategy as the truth. The reason was that I was too nervous.

Originally, I had to use all my strength to resist the monitor's aura of the Demon of Justice, but now I was faced with the aura of the Demon of Justice, and I couldn't handle it with caution.

Unconsciously, I was introduced to the shameful play mode of "son-in-law meets mother-in-law" by Aunt Lin during the conversation, which made my mind constrained by the fixed thinking.

In fact, for me now, I have no time to fall in love. My to-do list is almost full.

Is Amy free? Is my heart disease cured? Vigorous exercise for more than three minutes can be life-threatening. If I consider getting married with such a body, I want to make the monitor a widow.

Have you found out Su Qiao's whereabouts? If not, aren't you afraid that Grandma Su will get angry and use "silver needles to force a confession" on me? Although seven silver needles stimulate seven acupuncture points at the same time, it does not rule out letting me open up Ren Duer. Pulses, triggering the human body's potential, turning me into a man with seven scars who knows Beidou Bailiquan, but in the process, I may have a heart attack and my hair will turn upside down.

And I can’t forget Xiaoqin. I promised her that as long as she accumulates 10,000 gold stars on the star list, she will be upgraded to my girlfriend again... Am I going to eat my words? I’m talking to Aunt Lin. When I was young, the vague image that was half-hidden and half-revealed in my mind was the Xiao Qin who played happily with me in my childhood.

Hey, how could it be a happy play? Xiaoqin was obviously beating me happily. When was my memory modified without authorization? Because I forced myself not to hate the little bully, my brain activated the protection mechanism and created false memories. The memory showed me, how could I have such an unscrupulous brain?

Taking a step back, regardless of the arduous task I am shouldering now, suppose that Ai Shuqiao was satisfied with drawing my blood for experiments, so she released Amy and Su Qiao from her hands, while Xiaoqin due to some The reason is that she no longer wants to be my girlfriend (the possibility of changing her ways is lower than that of Ai Shuqiao), so can I boldly pursue the monitor?

It's still not possible. If the status quo is maintained, let alone how Xiaoqin will get along with the squad leader as a foster sister, strictly speaking, Ai Shuqiao will become the squad leader's mother-in-law, a mother-in-law who does all evil and a righteous police officer. Daughter-in-law... What kind of cruel relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is this.

As I was thinking wildly, I was not 100% sure that what Aunt Lin said to me later was completely a delaying tactic until the squad leader came back from the kitchen after washing the dishes and brought each of us a glass of fresh orange juice.

"Drinking a glass of fresh orange juice after a meal can promote digestion."

Although the monitor said this, she did not prepare her own portion. She poured two glasses of fresh orange juice into a glass and brought it to her. She mainly wanted to ease the relationship between her mother and me.

The squad leader was holding two glasses of fresh orange juice on a tray. For some reason, he immediately reminded me of a waiter at a maid cafe.

Maybe Amy just mentioned to me last night that she wanted me to trick the squad leader to the VIP building so that she could be forced (tricked) into wearing a maid uniform, so any action similar to that of a maid made me fascinated. .

Not to mention, the half-sleeved white shirt that the monitor is wearing, if paired with a black skirt with straps and lace, is 50 or 60% similar to a maid outfit. Now I think, the monitor is wearing a maid outfit. It doesn't matter if I serve.

Aunt Lin first took the fresh orange juice from the tray. When it was my turn to take it, I deliberately delayed it for a few seconds, wanting to appreciate the look of the monitor holding the tray with both hands and lowering his eyebrows (of course it was not because of me). I have a low eyebrow but I can’t be domineering in front of my mother).

The monitor, whose upper body was slightly leaning forward, was wondering why I hadn't come to get the juice. Although it wasn't tiring to hold the tray, the black hair flowing down from the side of her face always had a tendency to fall into the glass, so It takes a lot of energy for the squad leader to maintain this posture.

I couldn't help but blame myself: Today the squad leader defended me in every possible way, but I actually thought of playing a prank on her. I really have no conscience.

Not daring to delay any longer, I reached for the fresh orange juice, but unexpectedly something happened.

I have a nosebleed.

It shouldn't be. I just imagined in my mind that the squad leader looked cute in a maid uniform and called me "Master". I haven't had time to elaborate on the plot yet. How could I have a nosebleed? It's already September. The weather is still so hot.

It's embarrassing enough to have a nosebleed in front of the squad leader, but as a result, witnesses and the monitor's mother were caught on the spot with a nosebleed in front of their daughter. This can't be explained. Now no one believes that I'm not a pervert, Lin The anti-wolf stun device my aunt bought for her daughter can come in handy.

Logically speaking, human nostrils are used for nosebleeds. Having a nosebleed because the weather is too hot is not a big deal. Life is at stake. This nosebleed caused a chain reaction.

I spilled the fresh orange juice on the tray. Because I was distracted by the nosebleed, the glass was pushed down by my fingertips, and most of the orange juice spilled on the monitor's chest.

The white shirt was soaked immediately. Through the wet shirt, you could see that the monitor was wearing a light blue bra underneath.

The shirt that became sticky and wet could no longer hide the monitor's well-developed secondary sexual characteristics. In my hurry, I couldn't help but look there a few more times, and then the nosebleeds started to flow uncontrollably. Much more.

The incident happened in a very short moment, before Aunt Lin had time to react, and the squad leader and I respectively adopted response plans that would make the matter worse.

I covered my nose with my free left hand to slow down the flow of nosebleeds, and then tried to hold up the tipped glass with my right hand to prevent the last bit of juice left in it from spilling out.

However, the monitor thought differently from me. She knew that I had a viral heart disease and my sudden nosebleed. She didn't know that it was the result of my impure thoughts, but thought it was related to my heart disease.

So the squad leader did not immediately deal with his shirt that had become wet and tempting. Instead, he wanted to put the tray on the table and then check whether I was having a heart attack.

When I wanted to put the tray down, my body inevitably continued to lean forward, and as a result, I happened to meet my right hand trying to hold up the glass.

Just like that, my sinful right hand is covered with juice.

And the monitor’s tofu.

"Ah." The monitor shuddered and almost threw the tray away or hit me in the face with the tray, but she still controlled herself with a red face and put the tray steady on the table.

After only being in contact with the monitor's chest for a thousandth of a second, I pulled my right hand back in fear, but it was too late. There was no way the monitor's mother could turn a blind eye to this.

At this time, the squad leader wanted to change into a shirt immediately, because the shirt that had become translucent due to the juice really made her very embarrassed and she had to cover her key parts with her hands.

But she couldn't leave immediately. Firstly, she wasn't sure whether I was having a heart attack. Secondly, she didn't know how furious her mother would be.

I heard the sound of glass being scratched by fingernails. If it weren't for the lack of strength, Aunt Lin would have crushed her own glass.

"Ye Lin, you are so brave... you actually molested my daughter in front of me..."

Since everything happened very briefly, my nosebleeds were very much like the dam bursting after I touched the squad leader's chest, so it was not surprising that I was regarded as a gangster.

"Aunt Lin, I didn't mean it."

I was holding my nose and my voice was muffled. It was not convincing to say this, and the nosebleeds were still flowing.

"Mom, don't be angry. After I help Ye Lin stop the nosebleed..."

Worried about my heart disease, the monitor didn't even have time to deal with his own wet shirt and decided to check my condition first.

Aunt Lin slapped the table so hard that her daughter almost jumped up in shock.

"Can it be said that being spilled juice is an accident, and being touched on the chest can also be said to be an accident? Even if it is really an accident, the normal reaction is not to slap the other person immediately."

This is true. If the squad leader didn't know that I had a heart disease, there was a 99.9% chance that I would get a slap in the face.

The squad leader who promised to keep my heart disease a secret, why: "Mom, Ye Lin didn't do it on purpose. He bled so much, it's best to deal with it first..."

"That's just a lustful nosebleed." Aunt Lin said angrily, "You were taken advantage of by someone, and you actually talked to him. How far have you fallen? Do you want to marry him unless you marry him?"

"No, no..." The squad leader asked her mother not to be angry while covering her translucent wet shirt. She blushed so much that she wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

"I'm just worried about Ye Lin..."

"Are you worried that after the gangster molested you, he would be too excited and die of excessive blood loss?"

After saying these words, Aunt Lin got up and walked into the monitor's room. Within half a minute, she came out with something in the shape of a flashlight.

If it’s not an anti-wolf stun device, what is it?

The safety of the electric shock device was turned on, and blue sparks seemed to flash between the two needle-shaped electrodes. Aunt Lin's eyes were surprisingly gentle, and the smile at the corner of her mouth was heart-warming.
Chapter completed!