【828】 Commander Amy
"Nonsense, nothing serious."
I stood up and pushed open the door to the private bathroom in the throne room, trying to use the "pee escape" method to avoid Amy's request to kiss the instep of her feet.
"Damn it, valet, are you really going to use the bathroom?" Amy looked at me with suspicion, "You don't want to hide in the bathroom and masturbate again, do you?"
"Who would masturbate just a door away from my sister?"
"Hey, didn't you just jerk off when I knocked on the door before dinner? You must have become addicted. Your dirty brother no longer listens to your sister's voice, so you can't jerk off anymore."
"You..." I was so angry that I made preparations for Amy like a tiger hunting a rabbit, baring my teeth to scare her, but she didn't care at all.
It’s okay if she’s not afraid, she even lifted the lace skirt of her nightgown with two fingers with a smile, as if if I dared to pounce on her, she would dare to lift the nightgown completely and show me what’s inside.
Are you not shy about exposing your body at all? On the outside of the magic glass, Winnie is pressing against the mirror, searching for an eyelash that slipped into her eyelid. If it is transparent glass, Amy, please raise the angle of the skirt. , people outside have been able to see everything under the skirt. Is this some kind of bad public play? Why do I seem to have seen similar "magic glass" in the article "Alternative Porn Collection" summarized by my father? What about the special topic "Box"?
I really lost to Amy. She knew that I couldn't hurt her, so she didn't care about any threats from me. I had to find a way to divert Amy's attention. Let's use the time of peeing in the bathroom to think about it.
Instead of continuing to struggle with Amy, I entered the bathroom, locked the door, and started thinking while draining the water.
To be honest, as Amy's private bathroom, the decoration here has already made me aesthetically tired. Anyway, it is the most expensive ceramic tiles, the most expensive toilet, the most expensive bathtub... I suddenly noticed something dirty out of the corner of my eye. Clothes basket.
Hey, this dirty clothes basket is different from Amy's other dirty clothes baskets. It's not a sealed clothes basket that can only go in and out, like a safe. In order to prevent some fanatic lolita from stealing Amy's underwear. , also in the RV, and in Room 101. Most of the clothes Amy wore were stored in sealed dirty clothes baskets, and then were escorted to the laundry room by armed bodyguards.
There is actually an ordinary dirty clothes basket here. After all, it is still sparse. There are clearly piles of the going out suits that Amy just took off. It seems that she just changed clothes here...
My eyes lit up, as if I had found a treasure. After I finished using the toilet, I washed my hands casually, took three steps at a time, and walked to the clothes my sister had taken off.
After only hesitating for a second, I bent down, reached out and started rummaging through the dirty clothes basket.
"Where is it? Where is it?"
The little deer in my chest is searching wildly.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for my sister's underwear to use for weird purposes.
What I want to make sure is that there is "no" sister's underwear in the dirty clothes basket, so I know that Amy is not completely naked under her translucent black pajamas. She just took off her outer clothes and put on her pajamas.
As a result, there is good news and bad news.
There was no underwear that Amy had taken off in the dirty laundry basket, so Amy's teasing of my body just now was largely a show of mystery.
But inside the dirty laundry basket was the snow-pink bra that Amy had taken off. It was also decorated with a layer of pearl gauze on the edge, and it was too sexy for a girl's age.
"The lower part has armor, but the upper part doesn't."
I made a conjecture in my mind instantly.
Hehe hehe hehe, now that I have this important information, I will not suffer a loss unilaterally. Although it is troublesome to vacuum the upper body, at least when the weather is very hot, Xiaoqin and Pooh also did this at their own house. Unlike the lower body vacuum which only contains a strong provocative meaning.
"Why is it so slow? Why haven't you come out yet?"
Amy shouted to me through the bathroom door. My hands shook and I dropped the snow-pink bra I just picked up into the dirty clothes basket.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not studying my sister's bra at close range, or even smelling it. I'm just checking to see if Amy's underwear is tangled with the bra just in case. I thought Amy was wearing underwear but actually she wasn't, so a human tragedy should have occurred.
After simply tidying up the dirty clothes basket and covering up the traces of rummaging (why it seemed like a pervert that often appears in H-comics), I walked back to the throne room, only to find that Amy had started another game.
This time, for some reason, I switched back to playing with my hands, and even directed everyone while playing.
"I'll guard the middle, Pooh, and you and the robot will go to the top lane."
"Eh." Pooh didn't react immediately.
"Why are you so stunned? I'll ask you two to place orders."
I twitched as I listened nearby, and kindly reminded me: "It's true that this game is divided into three lanes: upper, middle and lower. But the so-called 'top lane' refers to a person eating money and experience points alone on the top lane. You let Pooh and Fan Chuan and the two go to the top order..."
"Shut up." Amy refused to admit that she had made a joke. "I am a foreigner and am not familiar with Chinese. It is normal for me to make mistakes."
"Ha, now you admit that you are a foreigner. You clearly have Level 10 Chinese, okay? If you don't know how to give orders, then don't give them blindly..."
Amy suddenly turned her head and glared at me. Regardless of the other teammates who were fighting, her eyes left the screen and her right hand left the mouse. She pointed at my nose and scolded:
"##@%5#¥@,##@###¥*%...%¥¥%###¥¥¥¥%%%#@,."
This is not Namekian, it is just American English that speaks very fast, but for me, it is more difficult to understand than Namekian. I only heard a word that seems to be "pig".
"Hey, don't call your brother a pig. Genetically speaking, this is very detrimental to yourself."
"Who called you a pig?" Amy said strangely, "I only called you a California bullfrog that is dumber than a Bengal monitor lizard and a Florida alligator..."
"Just scolding someone, does it need to be so complicated? Besides, I don't look like a monitor lizard, alligator, or bullfrog."
At the moment when my sister and I were arguing, Amy's game character was unmanned and was positioned too far forward. A lot of health was lost to the opponent's minions, leaving only one-third of its health.
"Retreat." I pointed at the screen and shouted to Amy. She said "Huh" but did not respond immediately. Then the enemy hero who rushed up was "Zhao Xin", who was based on the Three Kingdoms general Zhao Yun. He was shot to death three times.
"Fuckyou,****************,."
I only understood the first part of the sentence "Fake Squid". As for the second part, I guess they are all swear words in English.
Amy banged on the table and yelled at the computer screen, which looked a bit like the rage of the Führer Hitler in "Downfall".
Fortunately, the throne room is quite soundproof. If Amy doesn't turn on the microphone switch, people outside won't be able to hear what she's saying, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.
There was a commotion among the team members in the activity room. Although they could not hear Amy's curse, their mission of protecting Amy from being killed failed, and everyone's heart was in their throats.
But then, things took an unexpected turn.
Although Amy's hero died, the game screen did not turn into the expected black and white. An ice blue egg appeared at the place where the hero died.
It turns out that the hero Amy chose was the Ice Phoenix with the ability to regenerate. The Ice Phoenix will turn into a Phoenix egg after death. If the enemy fails to destroy the Phoenix egg within 6 seconds, the Ice Phoenix will hatch from the egg.
Xin Zhao, who was on the opposite side, was not very smart either. He probably had never fought against the Ice Phoenix, so he didn't know the origin of the egg that suddenly appeared in front of him.
What to do? Xin Zhao weighed the spear in his hand and decided that no matter what, he would poke her a few times first. Anyway, she wouldn't get pregnant after just one poke.
The problem is that the phoenix egg is within the attack range of the defense tower. You just took the risk to attack, and you have already been hit by the defense tower. Now you still don't retreat. You really think you are Zhao Zilong who goes in and out of Changbanpo seven times.
There is no doubt that Xin Zhao was killed by the defense tower before he could knock out half of the phoenix egg's health. Amy's ice phoenix was also reborn, standing under the tower with great pride.
"Ah hahahaha, you must have fallen into my scheme." Amy laughed wildly, "I deliberately attracted you to hit me."
Just showing off to me was not enough. Amy turned on the microphone and boasted to the team members including Winnie: "You have seen how I got the heads. You don't need to protect me in this game. Anyway, I can be resurrected after death. Everyone, let’s go all out.”
When Amy was killed for the first time, she was so angry, which shows that she didn't remember what skills her hero had. In addition, she claimed that she didn't need protection and could be resurrected anyway, but she didn't read the skill descriptions carefully. As a result, the ice phoenix's resurrection from the dead obviously has a cooling time. When Amy is killed again and fails to be resurrected, she should use the "Wrath of the Führer" again.
But no matter what, the team members discovered that Amy did not get angry because of the poor protection this time. They were very happy in their hearts. They mustered up their spirits and prepared to use offense as defense, concentrating their firepower to destroy the opponent and prevent the enemy from having another chance. Get close to Amy.
The situation looked great. Pooh on the bottom lane had already demolished the first tower, and Fan Chuan on the top lane forced the opponent's Teemo to huddle under the tower, and even the remaining minion did not dare to go up to finish the attack.
However, in the blink of an eye, the situation changed drastically. Xin Zhao, who had just been stupid, standing under the enemy's tower and poking phoenix eggs, suddenly became a dragon and a tiger, and accurately caught our snowman wandering in the wild area. A set of skills directly brought He left, and then went on the road to catch Fan Chuan.
"What's going on?" Pooh was shocked, "Xin Zhao must have been replaced by someone else. How could he have such good awareness?"
Before he finished speaking, Fanchuan was also suddenly attacked.
The attacker was not Xin Zhao who was still walking on the road, but Teemo who was huddled under the tower and did not dare to take action for a long time.
This Teemo instantly became coquettish in his movements, bold and careful, and extremely threatening in his attacks.
Fan Chuan was caught off guard. He was originally on guard against Xin Zhao, who was running on the road, but he didn't expect that Teemo would suddenly attack, and the technical and tactical level he showed was not at all like the original person.
Chapter completed!