Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but escort Zhuang Ni away half-forcedly, and asked me to stay with Gong Caicai at the school gate, waiting for her father to drive over.

"If Ye Lin wants to do something wrong to you, just call the security guard on duty in the mail room."

Before Zhuang Ni was taken away, she told Gong Caicai.

"Although the security uncle and nephew are not good people, you can't let Ye Lin take advantage of you, you know."

Gong Caicai reluctantly nodded, and Zhuang Ni reluctantly left with Xiong Yaoyue.

Before leaving, he gave me a warning look, as if he was reciting a Latin curse. No need to think about it, it must be the kind of vicious curse that would cause my penis to rot if I molest Gong Caicai.

"Don't waste time, let's go." Xiong Yaoyue grabbed Zhuang Ni's collar from behind, "While it's not too dark now and the gangsters haven't spawned much, I'll send you home quickly, otherwise the gangsters will spawn everywhere later. Yes, I want to throw you down and use you as bait, and run away by myself."

Xiong Yaoyue still had her usual game thinking when speaking. In fact, where are there so many gangsters in Dongshan City? In addition, claiming to leave Zhuang Ni alone and escape by herself is not in line with Xiong Yaoyue's character. According to Xiong Yaoyue's behavior and Bo Yuntian's behavior, it must be "If you want to run away, run away together; if you want to be raped, then be raped together."

Of course, Xiong Yaoyue has already mastered Aunt Ren's "bone-breaking flying kick" under Xiao Qin's training. Coupled with her own physical strength, ordinary hooligans are really no match for her.

As for Zhuang Ni, although her physical strength is poor, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Who knows if she carries a murder weapon such as a utility knife in her schoolbag.

If there is really a blind gangster who jumps out to do evil things to Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni, he may end up with a very miserable end.

For example, he was first kicked by the "Naughty Child" with the "Blue Cat Naughty Three Thousand Kicks" and his tibia was fractured, and then he was castrated with a utility knife.

So I didn't worry too much about Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni, and watched them disappear into the distance in the street.

Under the streetlight at the school gate, Gong Caicai and I were the only two people left. The atmosphere became very awkward for a while, and no one spoke first.

"Which foot did you sprain? Is it feeling better now?" I broke the silence first.

"Yes...it's my right foot. It doesn't hurt so much now. I'm really sorry for making classmate Ye Lin worried."

Gong Caicai apologized every three sentences, as if every move she made was wrong and she sincerely hoped that the whole world would forgive her.

"By the way, it's the first day of school today. Didn't Xiaoqin secretly bully you when I couldn't see you?"

I want to verify whether the "Mei Diao" plan is being implemented smoothly.

"No, no." Gong Caicai hurriedly replied, "Classmate Xiaoqin is treating me better today than before. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was not bad to me before. I didn't say anything bad about Classmate Xiaoqin. I really Didn’t say.”

Gong Caicai was carrying a schoolbag in the style of a primary school student, covering her head with her hands in tears, acting like she was afraid of being beaten. She still thought that if she said bad things about Xiao Qin, she would be beaten as hard as Zhuang Ni.

"Don't be so scared." I said dumbfounded, "I will never hit you. Winnie can trust me to protect you because she knows me and knows that I will never bully you."

"Really, really?" Gong Caicai, who was short, raised her face high and looked up at me at an even more exaggerated angle than Xiaoqin.

But I couldn't help but look down and see Gong Caicai's bulging breasts under her school uniform, which was stretched out by the shoulder straps of her schoolbag, and I felt that I was quite a gangster.

"Just, even if classmate Xiaoqin asks classmate Ye Lin to hit me, or if I say something that makes classmate Ye Lin unhappy, classmate Ye Lin will not do anything to me."

Gong Caicai's eyes were like a deer in the forest, and she regarded me as a hunter with a gun.

"Xiaoqin won't let me hit you. If she bullies you, you can complain to me."

Gong Caicai was moved for a moment, but still said uneasily: "What Ye Lin means is that Xiao Qin will not bully me anymore, but if I say anything to make Ye Lin unhappy, I will still be like Zhuang Ni." Are you going to get beaten the same way?"

It seems that this kind of weak mentality cannot be changed, just like when the Thai Prime Minister heard Premier Zhou say "China will never attack Thailand", he was so excited that he took out a pen and paper and begged Premier Zhou to write down this sentence. .

At that time, Premier Zhou declined with shaking hands and did not give the calligraphy treasure to anyone. He was worried that if he wrote a "never invade" note to Thailand, other countries would come to ask for it.

I'm not worried that one day Gong Caicai will become something I can't beat, so it doesn't matter if I give her some promises.

"Don't worry, I will never hit you. If you are like this, scolding you is too much... Also, what do you mean when you say 'something that will make me unhappy'?"

"Thank you, thank you." Gong Caicai was overjoyed to hear my assurance. Then, under my surprised gaze, she took out the exercise book and pen from her schoolbag, handed them to me respectfully, and asked:

"Then...can classmate Ye Lin write down this sentence that he will never hit me..."

You really want me to formulate words. You are in the same line as the Prime Minister of Thailand. After seeing Zhuang Ni’s face swollen and her neck reddened by me, you have been so worried that you can’t sleep.

I had no choice but to take the pen and the exercise book and plan to write a note for Gong Caicai. However, since there was no solid tabletop, the pen fell on the exercise book and the lines always went astray.

Just as she was about to use a lamppost to hold her exercise book to write, Gong Caicai suddenly made a suggestion, either because she was afraid that her father would arrive early and her "never be beaten" note would fail, or for some other reason:

"Please, please ask classmate Ye Lin to hold my head while writing. For classmate Ye Lin, the height is just right, isn't it?"

Not to mention, the height difference between Gong Caicai and I is even more exaggerated than that between Xiao Qin and I. It really takes no effort to put Gong Caicai's head under the exercise book and write.

Maybe because I thought it was fun, I actually put the exercise book on Gong Caicai's soft hair, then held the pen and gently wrote a line of crooked words: I promise never to hit Gong Caicai.

The signature was also signed "Ye Lin".

During the whole process, Gong Caicai acted extremely submissive, as if she was born to be a desk on which to write.

By the way, this kind of "bullying" Gong Caicai will really arouse a strange pleasure in men, and just using other people's heads as desks will give them a huge sense of conquest and make them very proud.

If the Prime Minister of Thailand had said to Premier Zhou: "Please use my head as a desk, or write directly on my head... In short, please give us a guarantee that 'China will never attack Thailand'."

Then maybe Premier Zhou relented and raised his hand to write the guarantee on the Thai Prime Minister’s hair with a marker. (Premier Zhou: Wow, what a round head.)

Later, the Thai Prime Minister proudly showed the letter of guarantee on his head to his deputy. The deputy pointed out: "Premier Zhou wrote the word 'forever' wrong and wrote 'forever' instead."

Prime Minister of Thailand: "It doesn't matter. The typos written by the great man are just clerical mistakes. The Chinese call them fake characters. It will not affect the ever-lasting friendship between China and Thailand. Thailand will never have to worry about being invaded by China."

A few years later, China had a famous host named Cui Yongyuan. Only then did the descendants of the Thai Prime Minister realize that their ancestors had been cheated by Premier Zhou.

"It turns out that Premier Zhou's guarantee was: 'China's Cui Yongyuan will never attack Thailand.' Cui Yongyuan is a host. Whether he attacks Thailand or not has nothing to do with whether the country is invaded or not."

The Chinese people raised their thumbs and said: "Premier Zhou is indeed a saint. He even knows that there will be a Cui Yongyuan in future generations."

"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin, have you finished writing?"

Gong Caicai's timid and muffled voice came from under the exercise book. It seemed that I was so busy playing the theater in my mind that I forgot to take the exercise book off Gong Caicai's head.

I thought that the theater in my brain would have been stopped because I had not had any random thoughts in the past few days. Unexpectedly, it had the opposite effect. Now the theater in my brain has become so cruel that even my beloved Premier Zhou has not been spared.

I returned the exercise book with the guarantee written on it to Gong Caicai. She took it gratefully, read every word for a long time, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank you so much. Classmate Ye Lin was willing to write it down, and I put my heart back in my stomach." Gong Caicai said excitedly, holding the notebook to her chest.

"In addition, just now, classmate Ye Lin asked me what I was going to say to make classmate Ye Lin angry... Now that I have the guarantee letter, can I mention it a little bit?"

Gong Caicai still looked very unsure.

"Don't hesitate to say what you want to say, just say it."

"Yeah." Gong Caicai nodded, then lowered his head.

"Ye Lin, do you want to come with me to the Science Happiness Seminar..."

Hey, so you are going to preach to me? Is this the topic you are worried about and you will be beaten after speaking out?

"Classmate Ye Lin once told me that the reason why you were with the squad leader and Xiao Qin was because you couldn't control your flirtatiousness... The Scientific Happiness Seminar has a very good way of teaching people to control themselves, Ye Lin Classmates, do you want to follow me and learn together?"

I said that I am a philanderer and that I want to ride on N boats. I did it to keep distance from you and deliberately frightened you. When I was executing the plan of the philanderer, I had to make the girls around me think less of myself. , do you actually believe it to be true?

However, it is also a good idea to break into the Church of Science through Gong Caicai. Let me think about it carefully and see if I can come up with a complete plan...

After chatting with Gong Caicai for a while, her father's car hadn't come over yet, and she didn't know which road it was stuck on.

The sky was getting dark and the street lights were gradually turning on. Gong Caicai put the pen and exercise book back into her schoolbag. The exercise book with the guarantee written on it was treated like a treasure.

Suddenly, in the green belt across the street, a short figure jumped out. Due to the light problem, I could only see the red scarf around his neck and the weapon in his hand.

What's going on? Could it be that Luo Ning, Baldy Zhao and their gang finally came to take revenge on me? But no matter how short of manpower they were, they wouldn't send a primary school student as an assassin.

Just as we were about to block Gong Caicai, we heard a "crack" sound, and the street lamp above our heads was shattered by a primary school student with a slingshot.
Chapter completed!