After the recess, there is the physical education class. Although the study tasks in the third grade of junior high school are tight, some parents are clamoring that the physical education class should be cancelled. However, under the regulations of the State Education Commission, physical education has become a required subject for the high school entrance examination, and it accounts for an increasing proportion of the score. The bigger the age, so instead of reducing physical education classes in the third year of junior high school, students are required to have three physical education classes a week and even have physical education homework.

The physical education high school entrance examination in Dongshan City is usually held from March to April in the second semester of the third grade of junior high school. Now it is September, which is the time for physical training. Physical education teacher Li Dayong, when he has nothing to do, he will run around the field with the whole class and put his neck on The hanging whistle buzzed loudly.

I, a male sports committee member who was temporarily suspended, did not attend physical education classes.

If I can cure viral heart disease, then there is no need for me to participate in the training for the physical education high school entrance examination.

If the heart disease cannot be cured, it will be useless for me to participate in training. Instead, I may just throw myself into the street on the playground.

Xiaoqin also claimed that she was anemic and took leave from physical education class, so we both avoided physical education class for the first time and stayed in the classroom staring at each other.

But we are not the only two in the classroom, Gong Caicai and Zhuang Ni are also there.

Gong Caicai had her first day of school today. Because her schoolbag was too heavy, she sprained her foot while walking, so she missed the physical education class.

Zhuang Ni simply hates PE class. She especially hates PE teacher Li Dayong, who has a shaved head and often shows off his tanned muscles.

In addition, Zhuang Ni was very excited to be with her favorite Gong Caicai in the classroom, so she specially sat in the front row, next to Gong Caicai, and previewed her homework with Gong Caicai.

However, she still chose the seat to the right of Gong Caicai, a girl's seat. She couldn't stand the boy's seat.

Gong Caicai injured her ankle and was unable to attend physical education classes. She also believed that her physical condition was too weak. Even if she exercised, her physical education scores in the high school entrance examination would be hindered. Therefore, she studied hard and hoped that she could pass cultural classes to make up for her shortcomings in physical education.

"You will be exhausted if you study like this." Zhuang Nixu held a pencil and said from the side, "What's the point of the high school entrance examination? What's the point of the college entrance examination? With your family background, do you still need to work so hard?"

Gong Caicai temporarily stopped writing the test paper, "I, if I don't study hard, my parents will think that I am a bad boy..."

Zhuang Ni dismissed it, "There are many good children in this world. Why do you study for the hope of your parents? Otherwise, just marry me in the future and I will raise you..."

Gong Caicai's slightly naturally curly hair trembled slightly.

"I, I don't want to be raised with a strange identity... And Zhuang Ni, are you lying again? We are all junior high school students. How do you support yourself, or even me?"

Zhuang Ni smiled, "Didn't you hear the word 'future' I said? And even now, I can find a way to support you. There are many people who are secretly interested in things like witchcraft. If I agree to some women's requests and help them conduct a dark mass, I can still get a lot of reward."

Damn it, Zhuang Ni seems to be involved with a real cult. It spread from abroad. It is a deep-rooted Satanism. That kind of sect is a hundred times more vicious than the Scientology of Happiness. I heard that in foreign countries It is not a problem to worship Satanism and perform human sacrifices, and there are many female members, each of whom is called "witch" or "high-level witch".

Hearing the ominous word "Dark Mass", Gong Caicai actually trembled.

"I'm telling you, Zhuang Ni, it's not good to participate in cult activities. Why don't you join me and listen to the lecture of the Scientific Happiness Seminar..."

Cults are poaching each other. Gong Caicai, you still have the nerve to say "participating in cult activities is not good." What do you think the Scientific Happiness Sect does? In the name of seminars, they practice the true nature of a cult, that is, It only deceives money, not sex, and there is no idol worship or human sacrifice. It is more concealed and less harmful.

From the open front window of the classroom, the sound of insects suddenly came. This is the third floor, but the sound of insects still sounded loud. This shows that although the autumn grasshoppers have not been jumping around for two days, they do not perish in silence. Erupting in silence, their cries before death really resounded through the sky.

Gong Caicai was attracted by the sound of insects. Since she couldn't see the ugly insects and only heard the sound, she didn't seem so scared.

"It seems like they are singing a chorus..." Gong Caicai said in a daze, "I seem to hear the fragrance of grass and soil from the chirping of insects. What a harmonious nature..."

Zhuang Ni, who specializes in destroying fresh things, lived up to expectations and said:

"Insects make sounds by rubbing their wings, not singing at all, and the reason why they make sounds at the risk of being eaten by natural enemies is to find mates and reproduce."

"So these insect sounds, translated into human language, are basically: 'I want to mate,' 'I want a woman,' 'Anyone, come and have children with me,' 'Woman, woman,' …”

"Stop talking." Gong Caicai was hit hard and covered her ears with her hands, "It's all your fault. I can never listen to the chirping of insects again."

Zhuang Ni looked at the pale Gong Caicai with a "this is growth" look and patted her shoulder.

"Now you can understand how nasty men are. Even if they turn into insects, their desires have not changed. You must remember to stay away from them."

"Will those bugs fly up?" Xiaoqin asked worriedly from my right.

I knocked on the left-hand window and it made a "bang bang" sound.

"Don't be afraid. Our back window is not open. Even if it flies up, it will fly in through the front window to attack Gong Caicai first."

"Ah, then I'm relieved." Xiao Qin took a long breath and patted her chest.

"Don't look like you're gloating about misfortune, okay? If bugs fly in, are you just sitting here watching jokes and watching Gong Caicai being chased by bugs? They say everyone has the same disease, do you have any sympathy?"

"It doesn't matter, Zhuang Ni should be able to help Gong Caicai get rid of the bugs, just like classmate Ye Lin will help me get rid of the bugs, right?"

"Well...if the bugs fly over, I will probably help you drive them away, but have you never thought about helping Gong Caicai drive away the bugs in some situations, and then get a gold star? Challenge yourself in a field that you are timid about, I will award you a gold star."

I throw out the temptation on the star list.

"And you already have four gold stars, and there is still one left. I will keep my promise and buy you a mobile phone. Aren't you looking forward to getting my gift?"

Xiaoqin frowned and hesitated for a while, then finally shook her head.

"No, I'm still afraid of bugs, especially black beetles. If a big beetle flies up, I won't be able to deal with it anyway. I hope that classmate Ye Lin can protect my childhood sweetheart, otherwise I will die miserably. The big beetle's pincers fell off..."

"Are you talking about beetles or aliens? I remember you killed so many beetles when you were pretending to be a boy."

"The past was the past, and the present is now." Xiaoqin said in frustration, "I never found beetles to be that scary before. Later, after I decided to learn to be a girl, I suddenly felt that the beetles were hideous and terrifying, and I couldn't look directly at them... "

You come here to see the idiom solitaire, and there is not even a single idiom.

"Now when I hear the name 'beetle', I can't help but shudder. Otherwise..." Xiaoqin showed me a pleading look, "otherwise we don't call them 'beetles' in the future and use a different name." Can you give me a scary nickname instead?"

"What's so scary about the name 'beetle'? What other name do you want to use instead?"

"Just, just use 'Wim'."

"What is that? It seems familiar, but I can't remember where I heard it..."

Xiao Qin lowered her voice and said angrily: "When my cousin used to play games, he played a copy full of bugs and deliberately called me over when I was a guest at his house so that he could hear my screams. I remember that the BOSS he was fighting was called Wim, and he was a big, round beetle..."

Ah, I remembered that Xiaoding from the Love Pet Hospital often played "World of Warcraft" before playing Dota. At that time, there was a copy in World of Warcraft called the Temple of Ahn'Qiraj, and there were three bosses that needed to be fought together. They are called Lord Cree, Princess Yalki and Wim. They are three big bugs, nicknamed the "Three Auspicious Treasures". Depending on the order of killing, they will drop different equipment.

Pooh is the smallest of the three big bugs, and there is no title after its name. It must be the child of Lord Cree and Princess Yarki. They are a happy family of bugs. Players just want to loot equipment. Killing their whole family is really an extermination of insects. I think humans are much scarier than insects.

"Then, if classmate Ye Lin discovers Wim in the future, he must protect me or at least remind me in advance." Xiao Qingui said to me seriously.

"How can I remind you and shout loudly: 'Wim is here'?"

"Yes, this way I will be slightly less frightened, which is better than 'The beetles are coming' or 'The bugs are coming'."

"Don't you think it's a little childish? And players who have played the dungeon of Angela Temple will think that I am an otaku."

"Ye, if classmate Ye Lin feels embarrassed, I will compensate you." Xiao Qin said excitedly, "If classmate Ye Lin shouts "Wim" and is despised by other boys, I can throw myself into classmate Ye Lin's arms. Let them know that you have a girlfriend and you are not an otaku who plays games all day long."

"Hey, who told you that otakus must not have girlfriends? Please apologize to all the otakus around the world."

"My cousin doesn't have a girlfriend anyway..." Xiaoqin said, looking at the ceiling.

Because I have seen Xiaoqin being chased by beetles many times, so she is not lying when she says she is afraid of beetles. Maybe she changed the name "beetle" into "Wim" to reduce the fright. She is really important.

"Okay, then I'll call them 'Wims' for the time being. Anyway, autumn is here, and the Wims won't be able to run wild for a few more days..."

Soon the physical education class was over.
Chapter completed!