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【807】 New nickname

"You want to stay overnight." I frowned at Xiaoqin, "School officially starts tomorrow. You left your schoolbag at home and didn't bring it over. Doesn't it matter if you don't have any textbooks to read tomorrow?"

Xiaoqin's index fingers faced each other, her head and neck were slightly lowered, and she secretly raised her gaze to look at me.

"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on my desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks."

"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.

"Also, classmate Ye Lin's home is relatively close to the school. If I stay overnight with classmate Ye Lin, I can get up later tomorrow morning and don't have to squeeze into the subway... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to stay overnight."

I interrupted Xiaoqin, "Is it just a simple staycation?"

"Of course." Xiao Qin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"

I was still worried, "You promise to stay at my house and just sleep honestly."

"I promise." Xiaoqin stretched out a hand as if she had joined the Communist Youth League, "If classmate Ye Lin is worried, you can supervise me. If I don't sleep well, I will do whatever I want with classmate Ye Lin..."

Who wants to see your sleeping position? I will definitely sleep in a separate room with you. Our parents will most likely sleep together today. If I sleep with you again, a human tragedy will happen.

"Then you sleep in the big house..." Halfway through my words, I suddenly remembered that the big house was almost filled with adult products, especially those silicone dolls. It would be too embarrassing for Xiaoqin to find out.

"You sleep in my room, and I'll sleep in the big room." I had to change the arrangement to this.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the most." Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.

"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep peacefully and will never disturb classmate Ye Lin."

Promise it with all your heart.

"But, but..." She licked her lips with a red face, "I will not lock the door. If Ye Lin wants to come in and talk to me, you are welcome at any time. You can come in without knocking. "

Are you inviting me to attack you at night? Who would do such a thing? I am now training you as my adopted sister, and I can only last three minutes due to a heart disease.

Hey, it seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why did I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery.

"Lock the door carefully. I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night. You are not allowed to come to me either, otherwise I will deduct stars from you."

"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom."

I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night, and when both parties are wearing clothes."

"Why, what does classmate Ye Lin expect, is that I come to talk to you without clothes?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted that his nostrils have become enlarged. I have obviously already done that kind of thing now." If you can’t do it, say…”

"You really can't do it." I expressed doubt.

"Really." Xiaoqin looked at me with very clear eyes, as if showing great determination to change her past, "It's so shameful to take off your clothes and go to classmate Ye Lin. I just won't lock the door." , who is waiting for classmate Ye Lin on the bed, will never take off his clothes shamelessly, but will wear some warm clothes in a ladylike manner. "

I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. You don't need to wear warm clothes when sleeping."

Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and other clothes..."

That is to say, what you call "not naked", in the end, the only thing used to support the scene is a pair of socks. This is not as good as stripping off normally. Just thinking about that scene in your mind, you can smell a bit of lewdness. .

Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.

I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I will rely on my own willpower to pass this test.

Xiao Qin is right about one thing. Staying overnight in each other's homes is indeed the right that childhood sweethearts should have.

Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I learn that Xiaoqin leaves the door unlocked when sleeping and cannot bear the temptation to attack her at night, how many opportunities will there be in the future? .

In order to prevent me from doing that kind of thing in the future, I have to start training hard from now on and exercise my endurance. This brother of mine has really good intentions.

So even though the night was full of dangers, it passed without incident.

I don't know whether it was because Xiaoqin had a hard time waiting for me last night, or because sleeping in my bed made her feel at ease, but she stayed in bed the next morning.

"Get up, the sun is shining on your butt. Get up quickly and have breakfast."

I knocked hard on the door outside the room.

"Woo." Xiao Qin suddenly woke up, and then whined: "I actually got up later than classmate Ye Lin. I'm so lazy, classmate Ye Lin should dislike me."

"I don't dislike you. Get dressed quickly. I've heated up breakfast. After breakfast, we'll go to school."

"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failure as a childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future."

After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.

Auntie Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, goes to the morning market every day to buy groceries as usual. When she came downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door.

Aunt Mahjong was shocked. She looked at me as if Xiaoqin and I had done everything last night.

Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were really scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, as if she was begging for my protection.

I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house. The bus system in Dongshan City is really bad."

"That's right." The aunt agreed absentmindedly, "Many buses don't provide change..."

He didn't say a word about the bus system, but he changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"

"Don't worry." In order to put an end to the rumors, I lied: "We are all men. What's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate."

"What." Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiaoqin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy. How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet."

"How is it impossible?" I confidently pointed to Xiaoqin's chest, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl with such a flat chest?"

The spring and autumn school uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big in size. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.

Aunt Mahjong frowned, Gao was doubtful, and my brain twitched, so I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing underneath the clothes.

"Wu Gu..." Xiaoqin made a strange depressed sound and looked at me with great grievance.

After I stretched out my hand to take a picture, I realized that I was playing a rogue. The feeling that seemed to be there, not enough to be grasped, was so green that it was so impressive that it was difficult to get rid of it from my mind.

"Oh, it turns out it's a boy..." Aunt Mahjong believed it. "I really can't keep up with the times. Boys can be so handsome..."

He went downstairs muttering.

Xiaoqin stood there with a red face and didn't move for a long time. After a long time, she said:

"Classmate Ye Lin has hurt my self-esteem. You should give me a few stars as compensation."

I felt guilty, so I had to agree: "I will give you 3 silver stars, so that you will have 4 gold stars. If you get 1 more gold star, I will buy you a new mobile phone..."

"Actually... I don't hate classmate Ye Lin touching me..."

Xiaoqin, who was afraid that I would misunderstand, explained: "But calling me a man without breasts, Ye Lin makes me sad..."

"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation."

"I understand, classmate Ye Lin is doing it for my own good." Xiao Qin nodded, "In addition, I hope that classmate Ye Lin can continue to hold the activity of touching breasts in exchange for stars..."

Who organized such an unethical event? I just gave you three silver stars to apologize to you, not because I touched my breasts.

If someone hears our conversation, especially the conversation where I talked about buying you a new mobile phone... they might think that I am conducting a financial and physical transaction with you.

But it was a miscalculation. What I didn't expect was that by lying and saying that Xiaoqin was a man, although Xiaoqin's reputation was saved, I would get an extra nickname for me inexplicably.

,,"The Anal Exploding Demon".

Damn it, Auntie Mahjong, how did you spread the gossip? What kind of group of bastards could twist "the handsome male classmate who stayed overnight" into "exploding the male classmate's anus".

This nickname spread like wildfire, and coupled with the earliest rumors that I had AIDS spread out in Tangjiang, the gangsters on the street walked around me, fearing that I would not like them, so they would take them to the alley and blow them. chrysanthemum.

Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiao Qin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Asshole Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.

"Well...it was indeed a boy you saw last time. They are twins."

The misfortune came from the mouth, and not long after, the gangsters began to spread it everywhere, saying that I was indifferent to men and women, and that I had both brothers and sisters. I was really the number one pervert in Dongshan City. The incident of humiliating older women by the Daning River,

The incident with a middle-aged man lying drunk on the street and being groped was all my fault.

So "Tao'er Shang" reached a consensus: to prevent fire and theft, Ye Lin must not conflict with Ye Lin alone, otherwise the injury may be minor, and he may get caught in his own chrysanthemum. Maybe he will retaliate afterwards and force himself.

I'll rape your whole family, even your old sow.

Who has such a strong taste? Who is the "bisexual AIDS anus buster"? Why are you hiding from me? Last time I stopped a gangster and wanted to tell him the truth, but he almost peed in fear and knelt down and begged:
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