【799】 School flower campaign
"Your class monitor is getting more and more beautiful as he grows older."
Across the aisle, Liu Badui, sitting on my left, said with envy.
"Of course." Eunuch Cao, who was sitting in front of me, replied proudly, "Shen Shaoyi from your Class 2 is the captain of the 28th Middle School, and the squad leader of our Class 3 is from the 28th Middle School." The school beauty."
Liu Badui slapped his thigh and agreed: "That's right, the former school beauty has graduated. It's time for the No. 28 Middle School to choose a new school beauty. I will hold a vote after the official start of school tomorrow."
"What else are you voting for?" Eunuch Cao muttered, "Why are the school beauties all from our class? Even if Shu Sha is not elected, Gong Caicai will be elected..."
"Gong Caicai is a little short..."
"It doesn't matter if the breasts are big."
Eunuch Cao and Liu Badui were having a very unethical discussion. Xiaoqin fell silent on my right because of her fear of men.
Shu Sha, as the representative of the third grade students, started to speak on the podium.
"At the beginning of the new semester, we all walked into the campus that we have not seen for many days with hope and longing, excitement and excitement..."
The idea of a top student is different from others. As soon as other students hear that school is about to start, they immediately rush to the execution ground. How can they be "longing and excited".
The content of the monitor's speech seemed to have been specially instructed by the school leaders, and it must be centered around calling on everyone to study hard, so it seemed a little scripted.
Although the squad leader holds a two-page speech script in his hand, he often doesn't read it, and he probably memorizes it by heart.
"...Everyone should have the courage to correct their own shortcomings. No matter what you were before, as long as you continue to challenge yourself and improve yourself, I believe you will definitely reshape yourself into a new one..."
Hey, is it my imagination? When I said these words, the monitor's eyes seemed to fall on me. Did you read these sentences mainly to me? Hey, monitor, you are pretending to be public for personal gain, the public Please be serious in this situation, otherwise I will report you.
Xiao Qin murmured below: "Reshape a new self...Why is the second female lead so similar to classmate Ye Lin? Isn't Ye Lin's star list system meant to reshape one's childhood sweetheart?"
It's a coincidence, it's a complete coincidence, and the star list system is to train you, but the monitor is trying to train me... Bah, bah, who would be trained by a girl? I am a lone wolf, I He will not surrender to any human being.
When the squad leader was speaking, the auditorium was much quieter than before, especially the many little perverts who had just entered the first grade of junior high school. They looked straight, and a faint green light appeared in the back row of the auditorium.
"...The high school entrance examination is the first crossroads in life. People often say that the first grade of junior high school is the preseason, which is a warm-up, the second grade of junior high school is the regular season, and it is accumulation, and the third grade of junior high school is the playoffs, and it is the sprint..."
Eunuch Cao continued: "The first grade of junior high school is about foreplay caressing, and the second grade of junior high school is about spreading the legs..."
I kicked the lower end of Eunuch Cao's chair hard, and he quickly shut up.
Liu Badshui is quite impatient and has now started counting votes for the election of the new school belle.
"Hey, Ye Lin, who do you want to vote for?" Liu Badshui turned on the recording function of his phone and stretched it out to me like a microphone.
"Who are the candidates?" I asked.
Liu Badui looked at the screen of his mobile phone and read: "The ones currently on the list are Shu Sha, the monitor of your class, Gong Caicai, and Xu Yan, the host of the conference..."
Eunuch Cao said angrily: "How dare Xu Yan's mere firefly light compete with the sun and the moon?"
Liu Badui licked his lips, "You show your face a lot, so it's normal to have some regular supporters..."
Eunuch Cao was still dissatisfied, "What's wrong with showing too much face? If she showed too much, I might support her..."
"In short, red flowers must be paired with green leaves. It doesn't matter if there are a few companions. I still think Shusha from your class has a higher winning rate."
"Nonsense, there are outstanding people in our class. The most beautiful among the twenty-eight is our class leader, and the most handsome is my master, Master Ye..."
Eunuch Cao, where is your shame? Do you think I will be happy if you flatter me like this? I have neither the will nor the capital to compete with Shen Shaoyi for the position of school varsity.
"Holy shit." Liu Badui said in surprise, "If Ye Lin is running for the new school president, then I will sign up too. I think I can also fight."
Because Liu Badshui was a member of the school basketball team and one of the former "Eighteen Arhats", he was not a stranger to me, and he would make any jokes as he pleased.
"Exactly." Eunuch Cao curled his lips and said, "My master didn't say anything in advance, but you Class 2 actually put Xu Yan on the list, which shows that you have no vision. If I come to count the votes, I will definitely kick Xu Yan." Yan was kicked off the list, even if my wife is put on the list, I can’t let her go up.”
Liu Badshui immediately turned his attention to Xiaoqin beside me. He knew that the "Master's Wife" in Eunuch Cao's mouth was referring to Xiaoqin.
"As for Ren Xiaoqin, someone actually voted for her." Liu Badshui mused, "But the other party voted anonymously and cannot be counted. They dare not vote with their real names, probably because they are afraid of Ye Lin's retaliation."
"How dare you care about the woman who is the boss of the campus?" It seems that for this reason, many prostitutes who tried to get close to Xiao Qin were deterred.
"Ye Lin, if you don't mind, I will vote for Xiaoqin." Liu Badui said to me carelessly, "Xiaoqin has been neglected for a long time, and you don't let her talk to other boys... "
Who doesn't let her talk to boys? It's because she has androphobia and can't talk about it.
"Okay, Master, if you don't mind, then I will also vote for Master's Wife. She is so beautiful that she is clearly ahead of Xu Yan. Why is it just because Xu Yan shows her face... No, if she shows her face more, she will appear on the school beauty list. ah."
I turned around and asked Xiaoqin for her opinion. Xiaoqin shook her head anxiously, saying that she did not want to participate in this election.
This is too closed-minded. In order to cure androphobia, maybe there is no harm in participating in more such activities.
"Okay, just vote for Xiaoqin. I don't mind. I'll vote for Xiaoqin too."
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Xiao Qin's face turned blood red. She pulled down the hem of her school uniform uneasily, as if she was a little happy, but also very worried.
To be honest, I decided to vote for Shusha earlier, but after thinking about it carefully, Shusha does not lack my vote. I estimate that she will be elected as the new school beauty with an absolute advantage (even though she does not want to).
I voted for Xiaoqin. Firstly, I want to encourage her to build up her confidence and not be too timid in front of other boys. Secondly... Xiaoqin does not have a strong sense of presence in the 28th class. It is certain that she will lose to the monitor in the election. But she is definitely much prettier than Xu Yan. Xu Yan can be on the list, why can't my Xiaoqin be on the list? Those people who chose Xu Yan, you are blind.
"Wait a minute." Eunuch Cao was afraid that the world would not be in chaos. "Since Xu Yan has voted, Zhuang Ni and Xiong Yaoyue from our class can also go up and take a walk."
"Xiong Yaoyue is a tomboy. If you choose a tomboy to be the school beauty in the 28th grade, you will be laughed at by other schools."
"That's true...what about Zhuang Ni?"
"Didn't Zhuang Ni suspend school? She didn't come to the opening ceremony today."
It's true that Zhuang Ni didn't show up. When the class leader held the class meeting yesterday, she also said that Zhuang Ni might attend the opening ceremony. It seems that she broke her promise.
"How about the cheerleader of Class 6?" Liu Badui came up with an idea, "Since there are more people, let's just make the list more lively. What's her name? It seems to be a compound surname..."
Liu Badui and Eunuch Cao were discussing the election of the new school belle. Shu Sha, the monitor on the podium, had finished her speech, bowed to the audience, and walked off the podium.
Xu Yan looked at Shu Sha's back as she stepped off the stage. There seemed to be a cold flame burning in her eyes. She hesitated for a second before announcing to the microphone:
"The fifth item of the conference is to commend teachers and students who achieved good results last semester."
First, the list of outstanding teachers and outstanding head teachers was announced. The winners had no choice but to go on stage to give acceptance speeches, thank God for the leaders, clichés and nothing new.
Anyway, any teacher's award has nothing to do with Teacher Yu. Teacher Yu was sitting on the right side of Shusha's seat, looking quite lonely. She just put on sunglasses and played the song "Two Springs Reflect the Moon".
After the awards for teachers were awarded, it was the students' turn. The list of award-winning students read out by Xu Yan was based on grade, which is the so-called "grade six stars", including "learning star", "progress star", " "Star of Civilization"...
Shusha won the Discipline Star and went on stage to receive the second award. In fact, I think it would be more handsome to change it to "Nandou Six Star" instead of calling it "Grade Six Star". Anyway, Shusha's name is originally related to a strong person from Nandou Sect. homophonic.
In addition, Shu Zhe, who has been promoted to the second grade of junior high school, won the title of "Three Good Students" again. After his sister, he also went on stage to receive the award. It is really a perfect irony of the "Three Good Students" system.
The sixth item of the conference was for the parents of a certain student to speak on the stage as a representative of the majority of parents. This student seemed to have made rapid progress last year and won the "Progress Star".
I feel like the class monitor and Shu Zhe, brother and sister, have both won awards. In fact, it would be more appropriate for their mother to be the parent representative.
But I heard someone said that the monitor's mother is still on the plane and can only barely make it to the afternoon parent-teacher meeting. She will definitely not be able to attend the opening ceremony.
He is really busy. As a researcher at a certain research institute, his workload seems to be as busy as that of a criminal police officer. The monitor's workaholic tendency is inherited from his mother.
Soon the conference moved on to the seventh item, which was a sitcom written and performed by the students. It told a vulgar story about a junior high school student who achieved brilliant results in the high school entrance examination through three years of hard work.
Not only is the screenwriter terrible, but the actors' performances are also terrible. It seems that one of the actors came to our class with the dean to search for prohibited items. Comrade Xiaohei, member of the Discipline Inspection Committee, if you don't have talent, don't come here to act. Get out of the way. Let the professionals come in next time.
After the sitcom ended, the opening ceremony and the mobilization rally for the third grade of junior high school finally came to an end together (I have always felt that the word "ji" should be removed from the dictionary, doesn't it mean "and", and the word "ji" in "the leader comes". The word "come" is also a word used only for showing off. Why not change it to "leaders coming" to our school? Wouldn't that be more domineering?)
In the end, everyone stood up half-deadly and took the oath together with Xu Yan. Regardless of whether they were junior high school students or not, they all expressed their determination to work hard and work hard for the high school entrance examination.
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The news on the popularity rankings is: with the votes of book friends such as "Devil Yu" and "ddhhyy", Aunt Ren won the first place in Group B with a total of 807 votes, 67 votes more than Chen Yingran in Group A. , naturally, Aunt Ren was also promoted to Group A.
In addition, after "Panda Grenadiers" gave Xiaojuan many flowers, they also sent 6 flowers to the squad leader's father. Is this to make the squad leader's family appear on the list, including his parents, younger brother, and second uncle? Shu Dongbo... No one will vote for the squad leader's aunt anymore. In any case, "Shu Sha's father" is also on the list.
Chapter completed!