【797】 Brush, brush, brush
"One, one hundred million little red flowers can take the same student as Ye Lin..." Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Where can I do 100 million good deeds?"
"Where there's a will, there's a way." I said without sympathy.
"Okay, okay." Xiaoqin clenched her two little fists, raised them in front of her chest and said with determination, "I didn't get any little red flowers when I was in elementary school, and now I get the little red flowers from classmate Ye Lin. Well, I will definitely do a lot of good deeds. In order to accumulate 100 million good deeds, even if I have to sell Gong Caicai..."
"Hey, under normal circumstances, ordinary people would say 'even if I sell myself', Gong Caicai has offended you."
"Yes, but I can only sell it to classmate Ye Lin. According to popular saying, it is a 'special product'..."
Aunt Ren, come here quickly. Your daughter has become a special commodity. By the way, Aunt Ren bought all the girl comics that Xiaoqin reads. If Xiaoqin becomes like this, Aunt Ren, you are also responsible.
"Gong Caicai is different from me. She can sell to anyone, and she is still a hot commodity..."
"What does it mean to sell to anyone?"
Xiaoqin started to count with her fingers: "First of all, I can contact a poor otaku who can't find a girlfriend online, send him Gong Caicai's information, and ask him if he has any intention to buy. If he pays the deposit, I will Let the Rose Team help escort Gong Caicai over..."
"Human trafficking has begun. What does this have to do with you getting a little red flower for doing good deeds?"
"Why doesn't it matter?" Xiao Qin pouted and said, "I fulfilled the poor otaku's wish to have a girlfriend, so I should at least get a little red flower."
I was speechless. Before I could refute, Xiaoqin said again:
"But I have a good heart and am very kind. I couldn't bear to see Gong Caicai being forced to be a stranger's girlfriend, so I acted bravely and rescued Gong Caicai from the evil Rose Group. Dangdangdang~~~ This is The second good thing is that my childhood sweetheart got a second little red flower."
You directed and performed everything yourself. The Rose Group acted under your orders. If you want to add the prefix "evil", it should be added to your head.
Thinking back to Xiaoqin's idea just now, he wanted to add a prefix to me. In the future, if I hold the title of "Great Ye Lin" and stand next to "Evil Xiaoqin", it will be an eye-catching sight, at least from the looks of it. They look like two mid-boss humanoid monsters from an online game.
I thought that selling Gong Caicai and then personally rescuing her to get two little red flowers was shameless enough, but in the end I still underestimated Xiaoqin's imagination.
"Although I rescued Gong Caicai, I was too kind and couldn't bear to see the otaku not receiving the goods, so I cried on the keyboard, so I sent Gong Caicai back..."
Your sister, this can be considered a good thing, right? How can you be so kind? Gong Caicai is about to be played to death by you.
"But it's not good to ignore Gong Caicai's wishes, so I rescued Gong Caicai from the fire pit before the otaku met Gong Caicai..."
You have never considered Gong Caicai’s wishes from the beginning, and you haven’t considered the wishes of the otaku either. If Gong Caicai falls into the hands of an otaku, he may not end up in a pit of fire, but if he falls into your hands, he will end up in a pit of fire.
"At this time, the otaku without a girlfriend started crying again, and my heart softened again, so I sent Gong Caicai back again..."
"..."
"Then Gong Caicai burst into tears again, and I had no choice but to rescue Gong Caicai again... Oh, it's so hard to be a good person, for 100 million little red flowers..."
Do you think it's an online game to spawn monsters? You have to go back and forth between Otaku and Gong Caicai's family 50 million times. Do you think you have done 100 million good deeds and earned 100 million little red flowers for you?
"No cheating." I said seriously, "Things like harming people first and then rescuing them can only be considered a prank, not a good deed at all."
Xiaoqin puffed up her cheeks, and then she had an idea and asked: "Then... is it a good thing to help the old lady cross the road?"
"Forget it, but be careful when you help her. Aunt Ren earned her hard-earned money. Didn't the Bumblebee sports car have just been repaired? If you didn't use the correct posture to help the old lady, you might have turned Aunt Ren's sports car into a bicycle... "
"Don't worry, I will definitely help the old lady cross the road without fail." Xiao Qin said confidently, "I will never let her have a chance to fall. I supported her and crossed the sidewalk from left to right first. , then cross the sidewalk from right to left, and then cross the sidewalk from left to right..."
I changed the method of brushing the little red flowers. This time I brushed the old lady. You want to torture the old lady to death. Go back and forth at both ends of the crosswalk fifty million times. Not to mention the soles of the old lady’s shoes. Even the old lady My knees are going to be worn out too.
"No mindless cheating is allowed, no ghosts and animals are allowed to flow back and forth. Good people and good deeds that are truly meaningful can be counted as more red flowers, otherwise it is just a prank, so it is good not to deduct any small red flowers."
Xiao Qin pouted: "Then when can I save up 100 million little red flowers? I heard that it takes more than 3 years for a person to count from 1 to 100 million without eating or drinking..."
Huh, this kind of astronomical figure is just to make you quit when faced with difficulties and be satisfied with a pat on the head and a hug. However, as an encouragement and education, it is not suitable to make Xiaoqin feel that hope is too slim. It should give her some motivation to move forward.
"Well... the name of the little red flower system sounds like something for elementary school students. We are already in the third grade of junior high school. It's time to be more mature. Why not use the 'gold and silver star system'."
In fact, the gold and silver star system is just a variant of the little red flower system. I explained it to Xiaoqin:
"Since you just used Gong Caicai as an example, I will use Gong Caicai as an example here. For example, when Gong Caicai was collecting her homework, she accidentally dropped her homework books on the ground. Help her pick them up. Get up and you can get a silver star."
"If Gong Caicai is pestered by a nasty boy, and you drive the boy away, you can get a gold star. The exchange ratio between gold stars and silver stars is 1:5..."
Xiaoqin heard this and said anxiously: "I have androphobia, and there is no way I can drive away the boys who pester Gong Caicai."
I disagreed, "It's just because it's difficult for you that I will reward you with gold stars. You don't need to talk to the annoying boy to get rid of him. You can always find a way. Otherwise, you just keep doing simple good things. The same goes for accumulating more Silver Stars."
"Then..." Xiao Qin put her index fingers together and asked in a low voice, "How many stars do I need to upgrade from my childhood sweetheart to my girlfriend?"
Hey, you really came here to play online games. No wonder you have been thinking about killing monsters just now. But upgrading to a girlfriend is much more restrained than the previous "having a baby together". I shouldn't have to throw it away this time. The number "100 million" is used to scare people.
"Just ten thousand gold stars."
I think this number is already difficult to reach, and as the proposer of the system, I have the "final right of interpretation" of the cheating. Especially, before Xiaoqin accumulated 10,000 gold stars, Dad and Aunt Ren were definitely married. , when Xiaoqin discovers that her upgrade route has gone astray, she can only admit that she is unlucky.
"The details of the gold and silver star system have not been formulated yet, but they can be implemented from now on." I whispered in the dark auditorium, "Whenever I find that you have done something worthy of commendation, I will add stars to you and write it down. The system will be implemented in the same way in the future. Silver stars are only used for counting, and gold stars have exchange value. One gold star can be exchanged for me to pat your head once, three gold stars can be exchanged for me to hug you, and five gold stars can be exchanged for you to kiss me. Face..."
As I said this, I felt quite shameless. Compared with Xiaoqin, with my rough face, I actually had to do at most 25 good deeds before I could be kissed once... Who would take on such a deceptive task except Xiaoqin?
Xiaoqin thought carefully in the dark, then suddenly lowered her voice very low and asked, "Although it is my duty to help classmate Ye Lin and sister Amy, can I still get stars?"
I was very surprised why Xiaoqin lowered her voice so low. The roar of the dean on the podium shook the whole world. The two of us were whispering to each other, and the people around us couldn't hear it at all.
"Okay, if you help Amy, even if it's just a small thing, you'll start from Venus."
I have the responsibility to establish a good relationship between my real sister and my adopted sister. The first of the "Three Laws of Sister Control" is "Brothers must not harm the overall rights and interests of the sisters, nor must they sit back and watch the overall rights and interests of the sisters be harmed." For this reason. "Overall rights and interests" and reducing conflicts between sisters are the top priority.
Xiaoqin's voice was as low as a mosquito: "When I mentioned classmate Ye Lin's mother, will classmate Ye Lin be angry? If classmate Ye Lin is so angry that he wants to hit me, I deserve it, but I hope classmate Ye Lin won't Beat me in front of everyone, wait until no one is around..."
"I won't hit you. If you have anything to say, you can just say it."
I couldn't have such a calm tone before. Issues related to Ai Shuqiao have always made me very sensitive, which is why Xiaoqin has always avoided talking to me about this.
However, since I have experienced life and death catastrophes and had near-death experiences, my mentality has become more mature. I will no longer get angry and express my anger at others just because someone points out that Ai Shuqiao is my mother. Ai Shuqiao's mistakes are not related to What does it matter to others?
After Xiaoqin got my permission, she said firmly and hopefully:
"Classmate Ye Lin, I know you have always planned to liberate sister Amy from the control of her mother. If I help you do this, how many gold stars can I get?"
"Five thousand." I blurted out without hesitation, but later I realized that there was something wrong with Xiaoqin's words.
"Hey, what are you going to do? You know about your uncle's negotiation with Ai Shuqiao."
Xiaoqin nodded, "I accidentally overheard something when uncle called me, but I just got a rough idea... In short, classmate Ye Lin's wish is my wish. Even if classmate Ye Lin doesn't give me a star, I will The smile on the face of classmate Ye Lin who helped you achieve your wish is the greatest reward for me..."
"Fool." I held Xiaoqin's hand next to mine in the dark, "Don't take risks for me. In my eyes, you are as important as Amy, and now Amy's matter has been resolved. The turning point..."
At this point, I suddenly had an idea, "Xiao Qin, do you want to infiltrate the cult with me? This kind of thing should be quite fun for you. If you complete this task, I will give you stars."
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In the middle of this month, Scrap Iron was reported by someone on a small account, saying that Scrap Iron brushed the 17k flower list, which was a shameless brush. So I asked Xiaoqin to shamelessly brush the little red flowers in this chapter, otherwise I would be so sorry. someone's accusation.
In the middle of this month, when "Wo Cai" suddenly disappeared from the flower list on the 17k homepage, the technical department discovered that there was an abnormality in the flower data, and went too far and deducted all the flowers from the first three days of the week. The reporter was very proud of this and continued to be happy. I used hundreds of IDs including "Fantasy Editor" to add abnormal data to me, but it did not affect me. After a week, I only used four days of flowers to reach the 20th place on the flower list.
Now half a month has passed, and "Wo Cai" has been ranked in the top 15 of the permanent flower list (ranked 9th when I wrote this) after I registered it with the technical department and deducted the daily abnormal flowers. So what is the fact? I can already explain it to the readers who care about me.
Chapter completed!