[079] Women's toilet fright
Many people looked at us curiously along the way, which made me regret a bit.
It really is obvious, right? As a notorious desperado, I am supporting a petite, pale-faced girl. No matter how you look at it, you will suspect that I am holding her hostage, right?
Two people from the Discipline Inspection Department of the Student Union clearly saw me, but they moved to both sides and did not dare to stop me.
The flow of people unnaturally parted to both sides to make way for Xiaoqin and me.
Although it is easier to walk, I can feel the burning eyes and whispers coming from behind. Everyone is discussing what happened to Xiaoqin and me.
The men's restroom and the women's restroom are on the east and west sides of the teaching building respectively, in completely opposite directions. After walking for a while, there were many female students coming and going on both sides of the corridor. They looked at me and went straight to the direction of the women's restroom.
As he walked away, his eyes widened and he dared not speak.
Unlike me, Xiaoqin completely ignored the looks of people around her and kept leaning into my arms.
"It hurts...but I'm also so happy. This is the so-called 'menarche', right?"
Don't ask me this kind of question, I don't know about girls' physiological knowledge! And don't say these words with an expression of expecting praise! I won't praise you even if you have your period!
I don't know whether it was due to physical or psychological reasons, but a flush appeared on Xiaoqin's cheeks.
"With this, I should be able to get pregnant with classmate Ye Lin's child..."
What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense in the corridor with people coming and going! It will be terrible if others hear you!
Suddenly the voice of the number one loyal dog glasses brother came from behind:
"Something bad has happened! Ye Lin made classmate Ren Xiaoqin pregnant!"
Damn you, uncle! Why did you show up again! If you don’t eavesdrop on other people’s conversations, you will die if you don’t make sense out of context! If I hadn’t been holding Xiaoqin and couldn’t take my hands away, I would have had to fight with you!
Brother Zhonggu's speech was tantamount to dropping a bombshell in the crowd.
The girls nearby surrounded the loyal dog brother like flies to blood, hoping to get more inside information.
"Hey, hey, what's going on? Did Ye Lin really do it?"
"She got pregnant just two weeks after transferring to another school. Isn't that girl so pitiful?"
"She was so unlucky that she was assigned to the table next to Ye Lin!"
"Ye Lin will be fired this time..."
I was so angry with these chirping girls that my scalp was numb.
Can you please respect the facts? Don’t say that I haven’t done anything with Xiaoqin. Even if I did, from a physiological point of view, it is completely impossible for Xiaoqin to get pregnant! She only had menarche today, even if I really want to
She is pregnant and has to wait at least another week!
Xiaoqin suddenly coughed, and then made retching movements.
"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling so uncomfortable?"
Xiaoqin looked at me gratefully, shook her head and said:
"It doesn't matter, classmate Ye Lin, it may be morning sickness..."
Damn, you want to make me mad! Why are you singing along with the number one loyal dog? All the girls watching saw your action of bending over and retching! My grievances can't be washed away even if I jump into the Yellow River!
Xiaoqin turned a blind eye to the cold sweat on my face and said to herself:
"If it's a boy, let's call him Ip Man..."
Your sister is Ip Man! Don’t use the name of the Wing Chun master! Bruce Lee didn’t have a problem with it and Donnie Yen would have a problem with it! And why should your child bear my last name!
"Let's call the girl Ye Xiaochai..."
This is even more outrageous! Ye Xiaochai is one of the three main protagonists of Taiwan’s Pili Puppet Show! And although the name sounds a bit feminine, he is a boy!
I risked myocardial infarction and sent Xiaoqin to the door of the women's restroom.
"You go in quickly, I can't stay with you here any longer."
Xiaoqin was quite sensible, nodded, and walked into the women's restroom alone. I heard the sound of the cubicle door being opened. It seemed that Xiaoqin was lucky enough to find an empty seat in the women's restroom, which was always overcrowded.
Maybe the girls who originally wanted to go to the toilet gathered around Brother Zhonggu and asked me the inside story of how I got Xiaoqin pregnant?
After about a minute or two, Xiaoqin suddenly rushed to me outside the toilet and shouted:
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~Oh no! The most important thing, classmate Ye Lin didn't give it to me!"
I was shocked, and when I touched my blouse, my stomach was bulging. Sure enough, due to various disturbances on the road, I forgot to ask Xiaoqin to bring the sanitary napkin in.
"Hey, there's nothing you can do if you forget it. Just come out and get it again!"
"But, I don't have any strength at all! If I pull up my pants again, there will be blood everywhere! Classmate Ye Lin should help me bring the sanitary napkins in! Please!"
Even if you beg me with tears in your eyes, I won't go into the women's restroom to give you something! And don't tell the details of your period so loudly! Isn't it embarrassing?
When I was worrying, three girls walked out of the women's room together as if they had made an appointment. They were so flustered that they didn't dare to look up at me.
They are not in the same school year at all! How come they came out at the same time by such a coincidence! Is it because you heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and me and thought I was going to force my way into the women's restroom, so I ran out in a hurry?
Don't run! Even though you doubt my personality, I need you to help me deliver sanitary napkins to Xiaoqin!
"Wait, you guys..."
As soon as I said something, they ran away, screaming for help as they ran, as if I was going to take them into the toilet to get pregnant.
I don’t know why, but I feel so bitter in my mouth. In just half a day, I have become a sex demon in No. 28 Middle School!
Suddenly I found the squad leader walking towards me, with deep pity for me in his eyes.
Or maybe it's contempt, or both.
"Why are you blocking the door of the women's restroom? Are you collecting tolls?"
Who would do such an immoral thing? Forcing girls who are in a hurry to go to the toilet to pay tolls, and then letting them wet their pants if they don’t pay! What kind of bad taste do I have!
You haven’t forgotten what I said on Saturday about collecting protection money! Never forget to ridicule me!
"Get out of the way. My hands are full of chalk dust. I want to go in and wash my hands. If you don't stay away, I'll smear it all over you."
As the squad leader spoke, he raised a hand covered with white dust and made a gesture.
Although the monitor threatened to smear me with chalk dust, I couldn't miss the opportunity and took out the pack of sanitary napkins from under my shirt.
The monitor saw me lifting up my clothes and taking out a long object, and subconsciously shielded my eyes.
Your sister, monitor! What do you think I paid for? Do you think I would openly expose my private parts to girls in school?
Although I did expose my private parts to you that time under the Jiangqiao...but that was a complete accident! I didn't develop the horrible habit of blocking the girls' toilets in school and exposing my private parts to every girl who came to use the toilet!
After seeing clearly that what I was holding was a pack of sanitary napkins, the monitor frowned and asked:
"Which girl did you steal it from?"
"It's not stolen! I bought it for Xiaoqin! But when she went in, she forgot to bring this, so, can you..."
Before I could finish speaking, the monitor took it over.
Before entering the women's restroom, she turned to me and said, "I will take full responsibility for Xiaoqin's problems. It's none of your business here. Get out of the way! No other girl will dare to let go of the restroom when you are here!"
I nodded and backed away reluctantly.
It's not that I'm afraid of the squad leader, it's mainly that I have to bow my head now that I have to ask for help from others.
Moreover, the squad leader promised to take care of Xiaoqin for me, which would save me a lot of embarrassment. Other girls should help with girls' matters, so what am I, a big man, here?
I didn't see Xiaoqin back in the next class. I heard that the monitor sent her to the infirmary and asked the school doctor to take care of her.
In addition, the class monitor also criticized the sanitary napkins I bought for Xiaoqin.
"This is the first day of her period, how can you buy a daily model?"
"Eh? It's daytime now, shouldn't I use the daily necessities?"
The monitor glanced at me coldly, stopped talking to me and went about his own business.
Later, I learned that the daily type has a very small absorption capacity and is basically only used when the period is about to end. A few days before the period, no matter day or night, I should use the night type with a large absorption capacity.
Finally, the monitor lent Xiaoqin the sanitary napkin in his schoolbag.
It was really a waste of effort. If I had known this, I should have borrowed it from the class monitor early in the morning, which would have saved me from suffering so much humiliation and almost getting the reputation of getting a female classmate pregnant.
Fortunately, the class monitor refuted the rumor for me and said that Xiaoqin was having her period and could not be pregnant, so I was saved from the trouble of being interviewed by the principal.
Although he is very cold to me, he is still helping me!
Is it the same as what Amy said, "The mouth is short when eating people, and the hands are short when taking people"?
I always feel that the squad leader is someone who either takes advantage of others or practices favoritism and takes special care of me.
After all, you still don’t want to see me suffer injustice, right? Even a person like me must be illuminated by the light of justice?
Chapter completed!