【783】Anyone
While Xiaoqin went to change sanitary napkins, I returned to Xiaoqin's bedroom, woke up the dormant netbook, and searched for the following keywords: "Jinling Bad Young Master" and "dog".
After seeing the search results, I suddenly realized that Jinling Villain did have the potential to become the spokesperson for the Car Stop Dog Rescue Organization.
Because at the end of "The Battle of Jinling", the big villain Jinling Bad Young Man was seriously injured and could not leave the scene of the fire, but his pet dog never left him, and finally died hugging this big evil man. It can be said to be the most interesting scene in the whole movie.
An artistic shot.
So on Sina Weibo, a certain celebrity who likes to grab sofas reposted this news, and it immediately became viral. Jinling Bad Young Master became an instant hit. Just at noon today, an animal protection group from other places stopped the dog meat restaurant.
When killing the dog, they held up a still photo of the evil young man from Jinling who died embracing his pet dog, along with the slogan:
"No matter how bad you are, a dog is your last friend."
It's so embarrassing. I played the villainous young man from Jinling at the end of the movie. Don't raise his image so high. Using me as a spokesperson doesn't mean that every time Gou Fan and Gou Hei start a war online, I will
Do you want to be scolded?
Brother Wu Sheng, I'm sorry for you. They saw in the cast list that the bad boy in Jinling is played by Wu Sheng. Of course they will scold you by name, but I know in my heart that they are actually scolding me. In short, we are both from the end of the world.
, we brothers can jump to the forefront this time.
Under the promotion of Director Cao, the movie viewing address of "The Bad Boy of Jinling" has also become a battlefield between dog fans and bad guys. Everyone has completely forgotten that this is a period martial arts film, and that "The Bad Boy of Jinling" is not the protagonist but the villain.
, the latest Douban comments pointed out that the evil young man from Jinling is the soul character throughout the whole drama. He constantly engages in self-examination and self-transcendence, completely overshadowing the male protagonist who appears in many roles but has a formulaic facial makeup.
"The evil young man from Jinling is the real male protagonist." The comment concluded, "The heroine is his beloved dog who will never leave him. This is a story about an unfinished love between a man and a dog. I wish you will meet again in the next life and finally achieve success.
Dependents.”
Although I once wanted to be a leading actor, I would not be happy at all to be praised like this. Who would fall in love with a dog? My taste is not that strong, okay?
Unbelievably, even though I feel very embarrassed about this, some people are jealous of me and think that I am promoting myself by being famous for stopping cars to save dogs.
"Everyone is trying to kill people. What a lousy movie. The acting is so bad. Resolutely boycott all works of Cao Jing and Wu Sheng."
"Hey, do you know that Wu Sheng is the son of a diplomat and a pianist. He is a typical rich second generation. He is so shameless when he makes movies and hypes them up."
"But according to intelligence, Wu Sheng is now in Switzerland. How could he come to China to hype up."
"Idiot, he came by plane. Now that he heard that netizens wanted to kill him, he immediately ran away with his tail between his legs. You are a cowardless gangster."
"It may not be Wu Sheng. I have inside information. Wu Sheng has a stuntman named Ye Lin who looks very similar to him. I'm afraid it's him who appears in the expressway service area this time."
"Don't be ridiculous. I watched the news program. The guy wearing sunglasses in it was obviously not a junior high school student. I checked and found out that Ye Lin is a student of No. 28 Middle School in Dongshan City. He is only in the third year of junior high school."
It's a big risk. Fortunately, my figure is a bit over the standard. Otherwise, everyone would definitely have exposed me, and I don't know how long I can keep it a secret.
I sent a text message back to Director Cao: "I will never go out with you next time. We will both be notorious."
Director Cao was not ashamed, but proud. He wrote back: "Notoriety is better than no fame. Several well-off dog lovers contacted me and planned to sponsor my next movie. I invited you to star in it. The tentative name is "Shichibu Dog"."
What a bad name. One dog is not enough. Are you going to get seven this time? Although "The Battle of Jinling" has a lot of unscrupulous plots, it also has a sponsor who sells Rolexes and makes me wear a gold watch everywhere. After all, one is good and the other is evil... What is the plan for "Seven Dogs" to be filmed?
Because there are sponsors from dog lovers, do you want to use their dogs to become actors?
Not only are there a lot of untrained dogs running around, but the center of the conflict in the plot, needless to say, is to prevent some evil forces from killing dogs. It is equivalent to the bloody confrontation between dog fans and dog blacks in the martial arts world. It has never been like this. I have never seen a kung fu movie with such a boring theme. I wanted to act in a kung fu movie, not a dog movie.
I declined Director Cao's invitation, and Director Cao was not in a hurry to convince me. He probably received another call from someone else trying to sponsor me.
With an indescribable feeling, I looked at the relevant news on the Internet again, and found that: holding up the stills of Jinling Bad Boys, the matter of rescuing dogs from the butcher's knife has become increasingly popular, and some owners who lost their dogs , and a poster with the words "Jinling Evil Young Man and Dog" was also posted at the gate of the community.
If you are liked by dog fans, you will naturally be hated by dog haters. In the blink of an eye, the bad boy of Jinling was nicknamed "Jinling Bad Dog" and "Jinling Dog King". He will always be the target of every online debate.
This is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that yesterday, in order to delay time, I accused the Zeng brothers of using dogs to hide drugs. This inspiration was actually used by radical dog fans. Since then, there have been several cases across the country. When stopping a car to rescue a dog, The vicious incident of indiscriminately blaming dog traffickers for drug trafficking wastes a lot of police resources.
This time is terrible. I must never appear in a place to defend dog rights in the future, otherwise I will definitely be recognized and become the target of public criticism.
Unconsciously, I felt very depressed. Even Xiaoqin went to change sanitary napkins and didn't come back for a long time, so she didn't think about it carefully.
Why? I just want to be a dedicated kung fu movie actor. Who is the Jinling Dog King? You can also call me the Jinling Wolf King. Looking back to the roots, the reason why I am in this situation is all,, all Kai Your fault.
Bastard, you must take revenge. Look, I will post your personal information on a gay dating website now.
I easily found a Chinese-English bilingual gay website that Pentheus often visited, and then filled in all the information I knew about Kyle in detail. I also found a photo of him from the past. When I was ready, I just Poor upload.
In the dating notes, I wrote: Absolutely number 0, looking for a strong man to accompany me for life.
Wow hahahahaha, this time the big revenge has to be avenged, Kyle, just wait for someone to call and harass you, if you are unlucky, you will get your anus fucked.
As a result, as soon as I clicked "Upload Information", something went wrong. The website had a 404 error. I couldn't find anything I had just spent a long time filling in.
I was so angry that I vomited blood and couldn't help but knock Xiaoqin's desk hard, which scared Xiaoqin who was peeking through the crack in the door and screamed "Ah".
"Hey, what are you hiding there?" I asked doubtfully, "Why didn't you just go into the house after you came out of the bathroom?"
"Yes, I'm sorry..." Xiaoqin opened the door halfway, bowed her head and apologized, "I saw classmate Ye Lin had a serious expression while surfing the Internet and was still sending text messages, so I didn't come in to disturb you. I peeked curiously from the side... "
Xiaoqin's steps were so light. Although I didn't close the door when I entered the house, she walked over secretly and I didn't notice it at all.
"Then you can come in now." I didn't particularly care about Xiaoqin peeking at me for a few minutes, but Xiaoqin suddenly said with great worry:
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, why are you visiting gay websites? Pooh reminded me that you might be bisexual. I still don't believe it. I didn't expect it to be true."
Sister, don't be angry with me, okay? I'm setting up Kyle. I didn't expect to harm others but myself. Don't misunderstand me. Although there are some unsightly gay photos on the screen, I'm not gay. Man, I'm really not gay.
Xiaoqin let out a long sigh and said melancholy:
"It's fine if classmate Ye Lin likes other girls. If in classmate Ye Lin's heart, I can't even compare to some boys, then I'm a failure..."
With that said, Xiaoqin walked into the house in despair and took out a small white medicine bottle from the drawer of the dresser.
Wow, what are you doing? Even if I'm really gay, you don't have to commit suicide by taking poison. Besides, you prepare poison in the bedroom on weekdays. What are you planning to do?
I stepped forward and snatched the medicine bottle away, only to find that it was neither poison nor sleeping pills, but a medicine with a very long name for treating depression.
"Hey, where did you get this thing?" I asked, "You have depression like Brother Melancholy."
As soon as the words came out, my heart skipped a beat. If Xiaoqin suffered from depression, I would be the one to blame. Even if she was not in Wu Sheng's situation where life was worse than death and couldn't feel happiness, it would still be very pitiful.
As a result, Xiao Qin mumbled and replied: "Yes... it was when Brother Wu gave a lot of things to classmate Ye Lin, I secretly took them away..."
"What's the use of this? Did you suffer from depression at that time?"
"No..." Xiaoqin whispered, "I'm interested in the side effects of this medicine..."
I was stunned, and immediately raised the bottle to read the instructions. I saw in the "Side Effects" column, it clearly said: "This medicine contains estrogen, which may feminize male breasts..."
"You are sick, how can you take this kind of medicine?" I said angrily to Xiaoqin.
"I, I'm just sick." Xiaoqin refused, "I have a disease where my breasts are too small. The side effects of this medicine can feminize male breasts, and it can definitely maximize female breasts. I pursue to be more like women." What's wrong with the child?"
"You know you shouldn't take pills containing hormones indiscriminately." I put the pill bottle in my trouser pocket, "I confiscated it, and you won't be allowed to buy similar pills in the future, otherwise I will ignore you."
Under my coercion, Xiaoqin promised not to take this kind of medicine again, and she said that she had never taken it before. Today she found out that I was bisexual and was afraid of losing to a boy, so she gave up all her thoughts. I plan to take medicine to increase my charm.
"I'm not bisexual, and I'm not gay. Pooh is just talking nonsense." I was worried about how to change Xiaoqin's existing ideas.
"Yes." Xiaoqin nodded seriously, "Don't worry, I will never tell others that classmate Ye Lin is gay."
"But..." After Xiaoqin made her promise, she said in annoyance, "Ye Lin just sent a text message asking if he was going on a date with gay guys. Can you please not go? If Ye Lin goes,
Chapter completed!