【778】 Hello, players from all over the country
Although objectively speaking, I called the American protest group indirectly, and Kyle, the pioneer who can speak Chinese, also played a crucial role, but I just don't have a good impression of him.
Anyway, Kyle is the male protagonist of the series "Legend of the Magic Cauldron", and Amy is the female protagonist. Although you two belong to different camps in the first season and there is not much overlap, when the filming of the second season starts, you will definitely be with Amy. There will be more scenes with rivals, and you can take advantage of my sister in a grand way.
Go to hell, I will curse you to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, buy cans without ring tabs, buy milk tea without straws... In short, you will be unlucky in everything you do.
I don’t know why, but I got angry when I saw him. When I saw him, I thought of a motorcycle he often rode. Then I connected it with the Swiss Army Knife in my trouser pocket, and naturally combined the Swiss Army Knife and the motorcycle. I thought... He ran to the set, scratched the surface of his motorcycle and put some air in the tires.
It's completely the work of a despicable villain. How could I have such an idea? It must be Kyle who's sorry for me. It must be his fault. Besides causing the Yutu lunar rover to malfunction, Kyle Besides, he must have done other bad things.
By the way, it was all Kyle's fault that the baby in Aunt Ren's belly would miscarry. In the early days of her pregnancy, Aunt Ren once forced Kyle to hit her abdomen in order to demonstrate, but in the end, although Aunt Ren removed Kyle's punch, , but when I got fetal gas, I immediately ran to the grass and vomited.
So I hate Kyle for this reason, you are a bad person, you are a bad person who killed my sister (or brother), I will poke little paper figures to curse you, I will put thumbtacks in your shoes, and I will Post your personal information on gay dating sites and get your ass fucked by gay guys.
The most disgusting thing is that Kyle, a guy who commits murder and arson, commits all kinds of evil, actually pretends to be a good guy and greets me familiarly every time he sees me.
"Ye Lin, you are cheating again. You look cool in sunglasses. Why didn't you get involved with Ms. Ren's daughter?"
"You don't need to worry about it." I glared, "A bad person like you will not end well."
After saying that, I called the squad leader and Winnie and asked them to follow me to the other end of the square, away from Kyle, the man-eating devil.
Kyle felt quite aggrieved and scratched his flaxen hair in confusion, his dark brown eyes full of confusion.
You're so well disguised, and your acting skills at pretending to be a good guy are outrageous. No wonder the FBI didn't find out that you were the real culprit of the 911 incident, and didn't know that President Lincoln died at your hands.
In addition, the heroine of "Inception" came out as gay, Wang Feng was unable to make headlines, the earthquake in Xinjiang, and the 91-year-old former president of Poland was caught having an affair... are all your responsibility. After the anti-pornography campaign in Dongguan, the whereabouts of three members of the HHH club are unknown. It's also your responsibility.
In short, stay away from my sister, otherwise I will expose your evil deeds to the whole world. Anyway, I will never forgive you.
However, apart from Kyle, the other American volunteers are still worthy of thanks. At least because of their appearance, the squad leader was saved from the trouble of being taken to the police station for questioning. Ma Huiyu also played an important role in it. It seems that she contributed I bear the responsibility for the squad leader's flying rocks and hurt people, and because the squad leader is a minor, the major issue is reduced to a minor matter.
"Shu Sha, you have done a great job this time. It doesn't matter if you knock out the two front teeth of the little villain. I will help you fix it. You don't have to worry about it." After discussing with the police, Ma Huiyu came back generously. Tell the monitor.
"That's right, I'll have to rely on you little volunteers next time." Mrs. Xu happily agreed, "If the family named Luo wants you to pay compensation, then Sister Xu, I will be responsible. Next time, the dog will suffer." If you are in trouble, you have to follow us and come out to fight the bad guys."
The squad leader first expressed his gratitude to Ma Huiyu and Xu Fupo, and then said apologetically:
"I'm sorry, I may not participate in the activity of stopping cars to rescue dogs next time... I always feel that this is not the solution, and it will also cause trouble to many other people on the highway..."
"How can you back down?" Mrs. Xu said anxiously, "You have such good eyesight and are so smart. You will become a capable member of the volunteers in the future."
I took a step forward and spoke for the squad leader: "Well... we will start school in 10 days. We will face the high school entrance examination in the third grade of junior high school. We are quite busy studying, so I am afraid that our squad leader will not have time to participate in such activities..."
The squad leader gave me a grateful look, and I knew that she no longer participated in stopping cars to rescue dogs, not just because school was about to start.
"In that case, Sister Xu, don't force yourself to make things difficult for others." Ma Huiyu clearly read some of the squad leader's thoughts. She was slightly disappointed, but still said with goodwill:
"It is right for students to focus on learning, but if you have time, you can also pay attention to our volunteer forum. In addition, if you often go to Love Pet Hospital to volunteer, we may still have the opportunity to meet again."
The squad leader once again expressed his gratitude to Ma Huiyu and others, but instead of busy taking care of cats and dogs in the service area like Xiaoding's volunteers, he returned to the city with me.
"Shusha, if you want to leave, go ahead." Xiao Ding said understandingly, "Anyway, if you stay here, the cats and dogs will treat you..."
Only very sick cats and dogs will be allowed to be touched by the squad leader. There are very few exceptions. If the squad leader forces the cats and dogs to take care of them, it may increase their mortality rate.
While Ma Huiyu was talking to the squad leader, Pooh couldn't sit still, so he ran to the corner of the square and took the initiative to accept an interview with Zhao Yao.
After Zhao Yao was expelled by the police, he couldn't find a suitable interview subject for a while. Weniken came forward on his own initiative, which he wanted very much.
"Excuse me, are you a volunteer who came here to rescue the dog? Are you satisfied with the police's handling?"
Winnie was holding a willow leaf that she picked off casually. She felt that she had picked up an opportunity to be on TV, so she was very happy.
"Satisfied, satisfied. It was my first time to see riot police with my own eyes. It was so fun..."
"Well, you don't realize that sending out riot police is too exaggerated. Don't you think this is a manifestation of autocracy?"
"Transfer, what transfer?" Pooh didn't hear clearly, blinked and wondered, "Can a riot police officer change his job?"
"I'm talking about an incident of this level..."
"In many games, you can't change jobs until you reach level 18." Pooh suddenly frowned, "After completing the job transfer mission, you still have to do the awakening mission, which will break your legs. It's said that Sanda requires too much equipment to change jobs. Do you want to play Qigong? Woolen cloth."
"This classmate, what are you talking about..." Obviously Zhao Yao is not proficient in online games.
"Oops, I digressed, sorry, sorry." Pooh admitted his mistake to Zhao Yao in a dreamlike state, "I will talk about something related to rescuing dogs. I finally got to be on TV."
She excitedly made a scissor hand gesture to the camera, smiling so much that her two pairs of tiger teeth were exposed.
Zhao Yao endured his swollen cheeks and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Because of his facial injury, his questions were not as sharp as before.
"This classmate, in the volunteer team just now, someone shouted 'Kill a dog to pay for his life' and 'Replace the dog's head with a human head'. Do you support this kind of statement?"
"That's not possible." Pooh said seriously, "How can dogs and people be equal in price? I heard that many Tibetan mastiffs are sold for hundreds of thousands, but no one has paid hundreds of thousands to buy me..."
Zhao Yao was so thunderous that he almost fell to his knees. At this moment, Pooh suddenly laughed again, scratched the band-aid on the bridge of his nose and said:
"But sometimes dog heads and human heads are equivalent. For example, the dog head in "League of Legends". As long as you focus on Q soldiers and don't fight, you will still be a Q soldier when your health is exhausted, and then you will throw an ice fist, and Lan Dun, Energize, Banshee, Bing Xin, Light Shoes Enchanted Hustle, finally grow up, it is not impossible for the dog head to save the world..."
What Winnie is talking about is the LOL hero "Desert Death". Because he has the shape of the Egyptian Anubis, he is nicknamed "Dog Head". Zhao Yao has never played online games, so of course he has no idea what Winnie is talking about.
But it was definitely a digression. I didn’t expect that I would meet my opponent in the field of digression that I was best at.
"Can you please stop talking about online games?" Zhao Yao almost begged, "Can you tell me your views on the current system?"
Pooh was so speechless that he agreed without even hearing what the other party said:
"Okay, I won't talk about it anymore. In short, under the current system, long-range blood-stealing has been weakened a bit. Take Dolan's Blade as an example. Why did it change to restore 5 blood points in melee and 3 points in long-range? It turns out they are all the same.”
"..."
"The Big Mouth has also been weakened. It's hard to find someone in our team who is good at the Big Mouth. This time we have to train other heroes again."
"It's a rip-off. It's enough to weaken Sword Girl. Why do I need to nerf other heroes? Fortunately, the hero I'm good at hasn't been nerfed yet..."
"In addition, I would also like to say that mobile phone games now have higher and higher requirements for configuration. If I don't change my mobile phone, I won't even be able to play "Gongbao Granny". I hope game manufacturers will consider the mood of low-end players like us... "
"Hey, Dr. Yu promised to upgrade my mobile phone for me. I have been busy recently and forgot about it. After my mobile phone is upgraded, I will be able to play various high-end games. I will be a high-end player in the future. All low-end players, please go play with me."
"Ah, I seem to have forgotten more than one thing. I haven't written my summer homework yet, but there are still 10 days until school starts, so I should be able to make it in time. Just wait for two more days..."
"By the way, comrade reporter, what did you ask me just now? It seems that you said that the sword girl should not be weakened. Hey, reporter, what's wrong with you? Why did you kneel down? I love you."
Zhao Yao had been slapped twice today and was very angry. Now he was slapped again by Pooh, which made him faint from anger.
The cameraman Xiao Wang said anxiously: "Zhao Yao, what's wrong with you? Zhao Yao, hold on, I'll find a doctor for you right away..."
"Don't call a doctor." Zhao Yao woke up with a shudder, his eyes rolled up, and he looked like he would lose consciousness again at any time.
He turned his head in a kneeling position and said to the cameraman behind him:
Chapter completed!