Although a group of Americans, with Kyle as the vanguard, mobilized forces and walked from the movie city to the expressway service area to rescue the dogs, Amy, as the initiator, was not able to come.

The reason is that Aunt Ren suspected that Amy might be lying. Compared with Aunt Ren, who was slightly injured and could not get out of the line of fire, Amy would seize any opportunity to avoid work.

"In order for her to be lazy, she will go through all the trouble for us. We cannot let everyone leave. At most, two representatives will be sent over to take a look."

"Ms. Ren, two representatives are not enough." Kyle said urgently, "Three representatives are not enough either. I heard that China's urban management is very powerful. We are well-known in the United States. If there are too few people, we will be slapped down by the urban management." "

Kyle didn't understand the situation and thought that whenever mass incidents occurred in the city, it would be handled by the urban management as the "city manager".

It is said that as China's urbanization process is in full swing, the name of urban management has also spread across the ocean, adding a new word "Chengguan" to the English language, which is basically the Chinese pinyin.

In addition, when Xiao Ding was playing "Grand Theft Auto 4", he discovered that an American game company had produced a skin for the protagonist of "Chinese Urban Management" for download. After using this skin, the protagonist can wear a uniform with the Chinese "urban management" printed on the back and start driving. A new type of "administrative law enforcement" pickup truck went to Central Park to clean up mobile vendors, and used "white cranes to spread their wings" and "black tigers to dig out their hearts" to beat hot dog vendors wildly, allowing the US imperialists to see the power of Chinese Kung Fu.

The silver-haired American director came over to make peace, and finally decided to let Kyle, who could no longer sit still, and most of the American cast and crew go to the highway service area to protest against the evil deeds of the dog dealers. In order to prevent Amy from taking the opportunity to be lazy, Amy was left behind to shoot some single shots with Aunt Ren and other Chinese staff.

"Humph, you are so damned, you are against me every day." Amy complained that among the American actors, she was the only one who could not leave the set.

"What did you say?" Aunt Ren said, clasping her hands in front of her chest, "Believe it or not, I will add a 720-degree backflip martial arts move for you."

Amy had no choice but to pout and sulk. Even if she was hanging on a wire rope, she would fail a 360-degree backflip N times. If she switched to 720 degrees, the crew would not have to do anything else but just watch her make a fool of herself all day long.

"Penteus, Pentheus." Amy called the bodyguard's name super loudly, but Pentheus was actually less than 3 meters behind her.

"Where is Winnie? Didn't I bring her to visit the set today? I can't go to the expressway service area, so I asked her to be my representative and go with the others."

Pentheus replied: "Miss Pooh was very interested in watching the filming at first, but then she found that both the lines and the communication between the drama staff were in English, and she couldn't understand it, so she went back to the RV to have snacks..."

"Asshole, tell her not to eat, and hurry up and be my representative. There will be plenty of opportunities to eat snacks and other things in the future."

So Pooh was called out of the RV restaurant with half a piece of almond meringue in his mouth. The French chef had never been able to make this dessert for Amy because Amy was allergic to almonds. Pooh was here today. He was very moved by the delicious food.

"Hey, dogs were killed on the street, in the expressway service area near us." Pooh swallowed the cookie in three mouthfuls, and scraped the crumbs from the corner of his mouth with his fingers, "Is Ye Lin's news reliable? What do I think? Even if you kill a dog, you won’t kill it on the highway.”

Aunt Ren knew that the Winnie Amy was talking about was her daughter's classmate Xiong Yaoyue. Winnie had also asked Aunt Ren about it when they first met on the set.

"Hmph, I think Ye Lin exaggerated the matter on purpose." Aunt Ren narrowed her eyes and said, "If something really happened, it would probably have been to stop a car to save the dog. How could an ordinary vendor kill the dog in the expressway service area? "

"Ah, that's it." Pooh suddenly realized, "And Aunt Ren, you finally speak Chinese. I'm so touched. I'm also surprised. If the dog dealers slaughtered them on the spot in the expressway service area, wouldn't they alert the urban management? "

"Look at Ni, it is indeed the city management." Kyle interjected from the side, "You guys were arguing with me just now, saying that your opponent was not the city management. Give me the body armor and braces quickly. We have to be prepared to bleed. It's possible to knock the dog out from under the potato."

With a longing for the mysterious Eastern culture, Kyle has been studying Chinese and Japanese diligently. His recent fluency in Chinese is no longer comparable to before. However, because he hired Chinese teachers from four different provinces, his Chinese is full of dialects. With such a high-end and foreign-style accent, he speaks Northeastern dialect, Henan dialect, Changsha dialect... which greatly reduces his fashionability. Moreover, he is greedy for more than master, and has a tendency to master more dialects. He has already made his own hodgepodge If the Chinese language has reached an advanced stage of cancer, any Mandarin teacher will give up treatment immediately.

Even so, among the American cast and crew present today, apart from Amy, the one who speaks the most fluent Chinese can really only recommend Kyle. So he became the Chinese spokesperson for the American dog rescue group, and Vinnie also She went with them, but she was just joining in the fun. Aunt Ren told Winnie not to protest among the Americans when she arrived, but to ensure that the protest was a completely American group, otherwise the effect would be reduced.

Aunt Ren thought of it together with me. In modern China, there has always been an unreasonable system: foreigners are treated better than their own citizens, so a purely American protest group will have better protest results than a mixed group of Chinese. .

As Director Cao said, the film and television city is really very close to the expressway service area. There are more than 50 Americans with blond hair, blue eyes, brown hair, blue eyes, brown hair and black eyes... In short, they don't look Chinese, holding various Protest signs with Chinese characters came all the way.

"Dogs are man's best friend."

The Chinese characters on the sign held by the makeup artist were written by Aunt Ren. The fonts are still and dynamic, which is quite eye-catching.

On other brands written by Pooh, the fonts are crooked, like cockroaches crawling, and sometimes there are typos.

"It's easy to get roundworms from eating dogs." Pooh added a grass prefix to the right side of the word "roundworm". I wonder what the relationship between this roundworm and Kong Yiji's fennel beans is.

"There are roundworms in dog shit", the word "roundworm" is still not corrected, and wherever this word is used, it is completely wrong.

"Dogs like to eat shit," said a fat white American holding a sign. He didn't know what the sign he was holding meant, but his expression was quite impassioned.

"The dog ate the roundworms in its feces again." I don't know if it was because Pooh had just eaten snacks. She focused on emphasizing the dangers of eating dogs. She didn't care whether others could still eat these heavy-flavored slogans after reading them. Serve dinner.

"Shit is man's best friend". After Pooh wrote a few slogans, he ran out of new words, so he copied Aunt Ren's slogan. However, because he had written smoothly before, he accidentally wrote "is" instead of "shit". It seemed very shameful to correct it in front of Americans, so they bullied most foreigners into not being able to read Chinese characters (Kyle's reading level is no better than a primary school student), and openly left it on the protest sign.

Are you cheating? You must know that these protest signs are for the Chinese people. "Eating dogs can easily get roundworms" are just heavy flavors. What is the meaning of "dog poop (is) man's best friend"? Which one? Human beings will say after stepping on dog poop: "Oh, this is not an old friend."

After all, Kyle wrote his protest sign himself.

In addition to admiring Chinese culture, he also admired Japanese culture, so he found an American tattoo artist and tattooed the Chinese character for "Samurai Soul" on his arm. Of course, Kyle asked Amy to write the Chinese character for her. Amy deliberately wrote the word "hemorrhoids" for "hemorrhoids", causing him to accidentally become a young man with hemorrhoids. To this day, no one has the heart to tell him the truth.

As a result, he just learned how to write the word "soul" today, so he pieced together other protest signs and the tattoos on his arms and wrote on his own protest sign:

"Leave a dog under the sword, and the hemorrhoid soul will be invincible."

What a semi-intelligible sentence, and what kind of soul is the "hemorrhoid soul"? It turns out that the "Feng Shen Bang" said that people have three souls and seven souls, and one of them is lodged in hemorrhoids. Then you still dare to do hemorrhoid surgery? If you have hemorrhoids cut off, you will lose your mind.

When this group of foreigners walked into the expressway service area, the eyes of the onlookers almost dropped, not only because they looked like the Eight-Nation Allied Forces, but also because the protest signs they held were too nonsense, even though the protest signs said The Chinese characters clearly stated their purpose, but there was still a lingering sense of dissonance.

"China is indeed a mysterious and scary place." Kyle pointed to a dozen bags of Wuchang rice on a small truck and said in a trembling voice, "This truck of rice is actually specially marked as 'normal rice'. You can imagine And who knows how many abnormal rice there are..."

"Leave the dog on a leash." Kyle immediately took the lead and shouted loudly after discovering the security guards and volunteers who were confronting each other, as well as the many dog ​​cages pulled out of the large truck.

"Leave the dog on a leash," other Americans also imitated Kyle's pronunciation.

"Don't be so arrogant as city management officials." Kyle mistook the uniformed security guards for city management officials.

"Chengguan should not be so arrogant."

"Put down the potatoes, we're here to beat the dogs."

"Put down the potatoes, we're here to beat the dogs."

"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha immediately."

"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha immediately."

"Dog lovers around the world unite."

"Dog lovers around the world unite,."

Damn it, your pronunciation of the last sentence in Chinese is slightly standard. You are a capitalist degenerate, but you plagiarized famous communist slogans. Marx has underground knowledge and will not let you go.

However, although the scene was ridiculous, Officer Ma, who had just announced that he would take the squad leader away to the police station for questioning, suddenly became very ugly.

The director had obviously told me not to alert the media before coming out, but not only did reporters from Dongshan News Station come, but they also somehow attracted foreign dog fans, and 50 of them showed up as soon as they arrived.

If it turns into a foreign-related incident, it may make national news. If it is not handled properly, CNN in the United States and BBC in the United Kingdom may report it, so how can they care about anything else.

"Don't let those foreigners conflict with the security team." Officer Ma hurriedly ordered policeman Xiao Zhang, but immediately realized that there was only one policeman alone, and added: "Contact the nearest public security bureau to request police support. You must not Let the situation escalate further."

I couldn't help but snicker at the sight of Officer Ma sweating profusely as he faced a formidable enemy.

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This morning's update is a little late because yesterday, on Valentine's Day, I took the girls in the basement to a seafood buffet barbecue. I was so full that I didn't have the energy to have sex when I came back, so I made up for it this morning.

As for the popularity rankings, the biggest changes in recent days are:

The book friend "Legend Brother is a Trap" voted 500 mobile PK votes for Chen Yingran, asking for more emotional scenes between Chen Yingran and Zha Ye (make sure it is an emotional scene and not a sexual one). In any case, Chen Yingran decisively returned after getting these votes. Now in Group A, she is only 58 votes less than Zhuang Ni. Anyway, Scrap Iron will consider increasing the role of the school doctor.
Chapter completed!