I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.

The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School pays great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participates in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and serves as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.

She might indeed be able to stop a car and rescue a dog just to be on TV. She would also put on a charming smile for the camera, follow the script she had written in advance, and say something beautiful to express her inner beauty. , but not the squad leader. The squad leader really likes dogs and is not afraid of being dirty or tired. If his hunter aura hadn't scared the dogs in those cages, now the squad leader would definitely not be sitting at the negotiation table, but with Xiao Ding and the others. We went to take care of a sick dog together.

"Who wants to be on your TV?" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and yelled at the camera, "Our school beauties have plenty of opportunities to be on TV. We are beautiful on the outside, beautiful on the inside, and so on. There is no need for you at all." Come to promote our school beauty... Ouch."

The class monitor secretly pinched my lower back, meaning that I was not allowed to call her the school beauty anymore. It really hurt, and I guess it was from the true legacy of Big Speaker.

While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporters, policemen, or dog dealers noticed her little move.

Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything about it. She just smiled at us with an expression of "it's great to be young". Laughed.

It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously doubted that Mrs. Xu had watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the squad leader and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should also be together.

After being pinched by the class monitor, I stopped saying the word "school beauty", but I felt dissatisfied. I thought to myself, "When school starts, you can be the school beauty even if you don't want to."

"Anyway, our squad leader doesn't care about being on your TV. If you want to interview me, just interview me." I was confident that I would not be recognized by the few netizens who had watched "The Battle of Jinling" because I was wearing sunglasses.

Because the microphone was taken away from me, even if Zhao Yao didn't want to interview me, he could only ask me a few random questions.

“As for this classmate who doesn’t want to be named, do you think it’s a ‘cool’ thing to stop a car and save a dog?”

"I think it's a very 'funny' behavior." Officer Ma said sarcastically across the street.

"Yes, it's very funny." Zeng Laoliu echoed, "It's so funny."

Hey, you dog dealer is keeping up with the times. Internet buzzwords are not inferior to those of our students.

"You're the one who's so funny." Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny."

"Don't argue, don't argue." Police officer Xiao Zhang couldn't help but say, "Harmonious society, peaceful resolution of problems."

After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is neither cool nor funny to stop the car to save the dog, but it is worth thinking about. Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought, and I hope everyone will come too." Meditate with me."

This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely like this. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can also find ways to ask tricky questions.

Zhao Yao was indeed very disappointed with my answer: "Well, this classmate, haven't you thought about it and come up with any results?"

"Yes." I said in surprise.

Zhao Yao was overjoyed, "Well, hurry up and tell the national audience what results you, a volunteer, thought about when you stopped a car to rescue a dog."

He wanted me to make my position clear. Whether I said it was cool to stop a car to save a dog, or that it was funny to stop a car to save a dog, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use this to provoke conflicts and create topics.

I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his nonsense.

So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: Eating steamed buns chewed by others does not taste good, so I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you.”

Zhao Yao had just whetted his appetite, but I immediately poured cold water on him. He scratched his head and hands anxiously and said: "You don't have to think about it so much. The audience doesn't have time to think about it. You should publish this matter today." You can give me your opinion, just say whatever you want."

I blinked through my sunglasses and said, "You really can say anything."

"You can say whatever you want." Zhao Yao nodded, "Dongshan News Station attaches great importance to press freedom, so there is no need to have any scruples."

The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to scold the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .

"In this case..." I scratched my head, "I'm not polite. I really have something to say. I've been holding it in for a long time, and I'm actually a little embarrassed..."

The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.

Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about. Just say whatever you want. Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions."

I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded in agreement with "Yeah, yeah", then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.

"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."

I smiled in front of the camera. There were no vegetable leaves left on my newly cleaned teeth. I looked like the person who was selling toothpaste in the advertisement.

It's just that they were holding up toothpaste, and I was holding up a Swiss Army Knife.

"Yes, the audience in front of the TV, you guessed it correctly, this is a Swiss Army Knife, but it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife, you see."

I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black hilt.

"Have you seen the Swiss flag? Its size is 111 mm, which is the largest model of the Swiss Army Knife. The knife on the market is called the 'Centurion'."

"But my knife is not comparable to the ordinary 'Centurion', because as a diplomatic gift, it is specially made of high-quality steel, and all parts have been specially reinforced. It is definitely stronger and more durable than the ordinary 'Centurion' , so it can be called a ‘Thousand Commander’.”

Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.

"I don't know how to pronounce this line, but it means that this is Victorinox's military knife. Together with another Vigo military knife, it is called the only authentic brand of Swiss Army knife."

Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman could recover from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.

"Wow~~~~~It also includes bottle openers, can openers, cork drills, screwdrivers, pliers, hacksaws, wire strippers, scissors, electric lights, ballpoint pens, magnifying glasses, toothpicks... Look here, look here, Look here."

I was so excited at the time that I almost didn’t say, “For only 998, for only 998, I can buy a Swiss Army Knife and take it home.”

Huh, I failed to show off my saber just now, which made me suffocate to death. This time I finally showed it off to the national audience. Sajia's life is worth it.

Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part after I get back."

Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal policeman and a policeman, also cast admiring glances at me. I have the courage to express my opinions. Isn’t it worthy of admiration? However, they may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Admiration mixed with a little contempt.

As for the monitor, she was more determined this time and turned her face outside the glass window, completely pretending not to recognize me.

But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny."

Zeng Laoliu, who was on the opposite side, said: "That's why I told you to be funny."

Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement."

Zhao Yao looked at the dozen volunteers surrounding the large truck in the square and hesitated a little. I quickly held up the Swiss Army Knife and squeezed into the camera again, and said with great emotion:

"Whether it is traveling at home or surviving in the wild, they are a good helper for the master. As a pure man, how can I not use one? If I don't use one, would I be embarrassed to say that I am a pure man?"

After all, I have acted in films and TV dramas, so I have some experience in following the camera. The photographer tried several times to exclude me from the camera, but all ended in failure.

Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview volunteers outside first and come back later."

"Don't go." I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience. Look at this nail file. It's very useful. I just used it. .”

It wasn't until Zhao Yao was so angry that I, the "advertising king", walked out of the restaurant that I sat down in my seat with satisfaction. Before I could put away the Swiss Army knife in my hand, the policeman Xiao Zhang standing next to him suddenly turned slightly red. He opened his mouth and asked:

"Well, where can I buy it?"

No, I made a random advertisement just to disgust Zhao Yao, but you, the little policeman, were tempted. I am not for sale. It is a diplomatic gift given to me by Brother Melancholy. Xiaoqin finally returned it a few days ago. I.

I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take away my treasure.

At this time, Ma Huiyu called back. She and Mr. Niu discussed buying a dog, and it seemed that there was a result.

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In terms of popularity rankings, book friend "Bang Bang Candy" cast 1,000 PK votes for the monitor, asking for sex with Amy (the monitor is such a cruel party, even real girls are not spared).

Also supporting the monitor were "Legend Brother, That's a Trap", "Xr Tokisaki Kurumi", "Caramel PoH", etc., which brought the monitor's total score close to the 40,000 mark.

Xiaoqin received votes from book friends such as "Daydream Neibai Scenery", "Xia Yujun

Amy, Pooh, and Gong Caicai also received certain votes. The book friend "Luixingkong" who supported Gong Caicai specifically said: "It would be better if there are more plots of Zha Ye bullying Gong Caicai." So don't bully.

Honest people are guilty...
Chapter completed!