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【756】 Goose Feather Snow

"Du,, wandering in the rain alley, I feel lonely and melancholy..."

Bitu started reciting Baidu poems again to express his melancholy mood. You have a shitty mood, you don’t even have a heart.

Don't be melancholy, isn't it because your anesthetic needle was intercepted halfway? Xiaoqin is not an ordinary human being at all. Ninety-nine percent of ordinary humans cannot avoid it. Based on the two visual inspections of the launch speed, I am not sure. Avoid it. If Xiaoqin doesn't have a towel on hand, he may not be able to intercept it with bare hands.

"You damn robot, how dare you attack my lady's manservant."

Amy jumped off the bed and dragged a feather pillow behind her. Compared to her body size, this feather pillow could be described as "huge". Fortunately, although it was large in size, it was relatively light in weight.

"Go to hell." Amy used all her strength to swing up the feather pillow and hit the rabbit hard on the head.

"Du, please don't beat me. Master No. 1, I just wanted to protect you."

The feather pillow bounced off the metal head of the rabbit, and Amy kept up her efforts and smashed the pillow over again.

Wearing a rhythm suit that was more revealing than a swimsuit, Amy waved her pillow back and forth, as if she was performing a body-shaping exercise ahead of her time, beating up a robot.

"Who needs your protection? You are a piece of trash, a piece of scrap metal. You can't even tell the difference between fun and real danger."

Perhaps in order to increase comfort, the fabric of the feather pillow is very thin, and it was hit repeatedly on the two antennas above the head of the rabbit. Finally, holes were poked, and large pieces of goose feathers inside leaked out, fluttering, as if in the air. There was a heavy snowfall around Bitu and Amy.

"Beep, the weather is abnormal. Please check the air conditioning system and keep warm."

After all, Bitu is a robot. It detects the surrounding environment mainly by collecting images through the video head and making final judgments through computer calculations. It is estimated that its judgment program is not perfect enough, so that it will judge the goose feathers leaking from the pillow as " Heavy snowfall."

"Keep your sister warm, I'm going to die from the heat." Amy fought harder and harder, even though goose feathers stuck to her bare and sweaty skin, she didn't care.

"Don't attack the valet next time, or I will ask Dr. Yu to dismantle you and make 10 toilet seats, which will be given to major hotels for free."

"Beep, according to the Internet information, the metal toilet seat will be very cold on the buttocks in winter. Please pay attention to keeping the buttocks warm."

"It's none of your business."

With her back to me, Amy wearing a rhythm suit and waving a feather pillow made people couldn't help but agree with Bitu, thinking that Amy's exposed butt really "needs to be kept warm".

"Du, Bitu did nothing wrong. When Master No. 3 tried to invade Master No. 1, Bitu firing an anesthetic needle was the best choice. Bitu has no merit but hard work and should get a banner..."

"I still want the pennant. It'll be nice if I don't put you in confinement." Amy continued to wave the feather pillow with most of the feathers missing, and beat the robot until she was very happy.

"Next time, without my order, no matter what the manservant does, you can't shoot an anesthetic needle at him, unless you want to be a toilet seat, got it."

"Beep, this goes against the procedure. If something like today happens again, Master No. 3 tries to invade Master No. 1..."

"Invading a big-headed ghost, what kind of violation is this?" Amy raised the pillow and threw it hard, almost rotating the rabbit's hemispherical head 180 degrees.

"Even if the manservant really violated me, you are not allowed to take care of it. If you dare to ruin my good things, I will throw you out of the helicopter."

"Beep, is it a helicopter parked at the airport?"

"Helicopters that fly higher than skyscrapers."

Bitu became silent, turned around and left dejectedly, the wheels moving slowly, lonely and melancholy, while Amy continued to play behind.

I found that on my sister's bare back, you could clearly see the shape of the shoulder blades, which were covered with a piece of pure white feathers, like super-small angel wings.

If heaven is full of angels with such bad tempers, then it’s no wonder that Jesus came down to earth to save the world (“I really can’t stay any longer, I want to run away from home.”).

I was afraid that I might have contracted a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder after having too much contact with the monitor, so I reached out and took off the feathers on Amy's shoulder blades. Amy was having so much fun that she didn't notice.

Bitu went to Dr. Yu to ask why a junior high school girl could intercept his attack, but Amy chased him all the way to the infirmary, where goose feathers were scattered all over the corridor.

To Bitu's dismay, Xiaoqin, who had taken the anesthesia injection, sat on the bed without saying a word for a long time. I thought her menstrual cramps were aggravated by sudden intense exercise.

"It doesn't matter to you. In fact, it's not a big problem for me to get a shot. You won't need it next time..."

Xiao Qin covered her lower abdomen and shook her head: "Protecting classmate Ye Lin is my responsibility as a childhood sweetheart, and classmate Ye Lin has been massaging me for so long, I am already feeling much better..."

What kind of lies are you talking about? You are obviously in so much pain that you are breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Sit still and I'll ask Pentheus if he can drive you home. I'll take you home with him to rest."

The proposal to let Xiaoqin go home didn't seem to make her happy.

"Okay, I finally have the opportunity to be with classmate Ye Lin. I have become 'sick' due to dysmenorrhea, and classmate Ye Lin will take good care of me. When I get home, I will be alone at home. How lonely..."

"I will stay at your house with you until Aunt Ren comes back." He blurted out without thinking carefully.

"I appreciate Classmate Ye Lin's kindness, but Mom will be home late. If she sees Classmate Ye Lin and me alone at home, she might be angry... Besides, didn't Classmate Ye Lin make a special trip to accompany my sister today? I shouldn't be too greedy and take away classmate Ye Lin's time..."

Why do you need to be so open-minded? Amy is my sister, and so are you. In short, I will not leave my sister with dysmenorrhea alone somewhere.

In the end, Xiaoqin stayed and rested on the bed in the bedroom of 103. Seeing that Xiaoqin's expression was painful and not pretending, Amy lent her personal doctor Dr. Yu to Xiaoqin and asked Dr. Yu to diagnose and treat Xiaoqin.

"Humph, if it weren't for the fact that you saved the manservant just now, I wouldn't bother to care about you."

When Dr. Yu heard that Xiaoqin had dysmenorrhea, he shook his head and said, "I have no experience in gynecology, so I'm afraid I can't be of much help. Do you want to sign this consent form? My colleagues in the scientific community." We are developing an artificial uterus, and it is expected that within 10 years we will be able to create bionic components that will benefit women throughout their lives, avoid menstrual troubles forever, and will not affect fertility. If you sign..."

Go away, go away quickly, and install an artificial uterus for yourself. Then you can become a hermaphrodite and create a new human being by yourself.

However, the masseuse who had just given Amy a body massage was very experienced in relieving menstrual cramps. She heard that a girl next door was suffering from menstrual cramps, so she took the initiative to come over and give Xiao Qin a targeted and professional massage.

"It's not better. I used to have menstrual cramps a lot, so I know how to deal with them best."

Xiaoqin lay on the bed and stopped talking. Her eyes were blank. Unlike when she was being massaged by me, there was no strange sound at all during the massage.

"It seems that something blocked has become unblocked... Big sister, you are so amazing..."

"Absolutely." A masseuse wearing casual clothes sat casually beside Xiaoqin's bed. "When I was in so much pain, I really hated myself for being a woman."

"By the way." The masseuse turned her head to Dr. Yu who was about to leave, "Frankenstein, when will your artificial uterus be developed? If it had been a few years earlier, maybe I would have wanted to change it. "

Some people who came and went in the VIP building gave Dr. Yu the nickname "Frankenstein" because he always invented strange things and persuaded people to amputate their limbs and install mechanical prostheses.

"I don't have much research on gynecology." Dr. Yu reiterated, "The artificial uterus project is hosted by my friend. Do you want to sign the consent form?"

"No need." The masseuse fanned herself with her hands in the room where the air conditioner was not turned on. Because the air conditioner cannot be used during menstrual cramps, the air conditioner has been turned off since Xiaoqin came to rest. Amy I had complained before that the room was too hot, saying that I favored my girlfriend and didn’t care if my sister was dying of heat. Even though Amy said so, I didn’t turn on the air conditioner. There are many air-conditioned rooms. If Amy had dysmenorrhea, she would Qin will never complain about not turning on the air conditioner.

"If I heard about an artificial uterus that doesn't hurt, I might think of it as my savior, but now I don't need it anymore," the masseuse said leisurely.

"You had your uterus removed?" Dr. Yu asked recklessly.

"You just had the uterus removed." The masseuse said angrily, "I have given birth to a child. It will be fine after giving birth. Some dysmenorrhea patients will be cured without medicine as long as they give birth to a child."

Xiaoqin, who was lying on her side on the bed, heard this and for some reason, her black eyes turned in my direction.

He didn't speak, but he seemed to be speaking with his eyes.

What are you looking at? The reason why you suffer from dysmenorrhea is indeed related to me. I will also be responsible for taking care of you when you have dysmenorrhea. But to have a child with you in order to cure the dysmenorrhea... is it too much responsibility?

The next 5 hours were spent in peace. Xiaoqin reluctantly had lunch with everyone. When Amy saw Xiaoqin's abdominal pain, it might be that she had also suffered from cold pain, and she felt a little sympathy for Xiaoqin. It's not as harsh as before.

"It's just because you have saved the manservant several times." Amy repeatedly emphasized, "And since you are my maid, don't keep a sad face all day long, and if others see it, you think you are here to do something for me. Being a servant is very painful."

It's already very painful. If you work as a robot here, you'll get beaten.

Near dusk, Pentheus drove Xiaoqin back to my home for me. Because Aunt Ren might come back at any time, I didn't stay any longer and asked Xiaoqin to pay attention to her rest, and then returned to my home.

It was almost an hour before the usual dinner. When I got home, I found that my father had started cooking very early for the first time, as if he was practicing his cooking skills.

As soon as I said hello to my dad, I received a text message from the monitor.

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In terms of popularity rankings, book friends who support Xiaoqin and the squad leader still account for the majority. The squad leader’s party who voted recently include "laijinduo123" and "Caramel PoH", while those of Xiaoqin's party include "Xia Yujunx", " "The Alluring Laughter Crazy Clown", "Absinthe?".

The book friend "Dream_Ice Cuirassier" was impartial and divided the votes equally between the squad leader and Xiaoqin, which can be called a model of peace.

In addition, an anonymous reader of the mobile phone website voted for Xing Xing, so the boss of the Five Tigers of the Ministry of Punishment was finally honored to be on the list.
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