A ridiculous comic title like "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", coupled with your unpredictable painting style, and the haphazardly cobbled-together office romance story, the editor will definitely have to classify it. Let’s look at funny comics. The author obviously draws the comics very seriously, but there is an extreme sense of violation and extreme ridiculousness everywhere.

That night I went online to watch Xiao Qin's work, and I became even more convinced that the editor had a unique vision. If "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" is not classified as a comedy comic, it would be a real loss for all mankind.

The work itself is difficult to describe in words. In short, I don't see any improvement in Xiaoqin's painting skills. Moreover, it is still a rough first draft. The lines are so messed up that I can only match the text to barely understand the story.

It is said that "the eyes of the masses are sharp", so let's use the comments made by users of evil websites to illustrate Xiao Qin's works.

I really didn’t expect that this comic has only been uploaded for less than two days, and there are quite a lot of people complaining about it. It has more viewers than many comics with rigorous drawing styles. Maybe the Chinese like to join in the fun. Once the work reaches a certain level, or is strange To a certain extent, everyone will rush over to see it.

"What is Cthulhu? I seem to have heard it somewhere, but I don't know how serious it is."

"Isn't it just using the same background as "Nayako"? The Cthulhu series is an open horror story system that has been around for some years."

"But "Nayako" makes the monsters of the Cthulhu series girly and cute. This comic actually dares to draw the original form of the Cthulhu monster."

"Pfft~ It feels unexpectedly cute, especially Mr. Ke. The octopus head is so round, a bit like a potato."

Because Cthulhu has many subordinates, he has a nickname called "General Ke", which probably means "commander-in-chief" or "commander-in-chief". However, in this office romance comic drawn by Xiao Qin, it can also be interpreted as "General manager".

"Isn't this really "SpongeBob SquarePants"? The author can actually draw the Cthulhu series to have the feeling of "SpongeBob SquarePants"."

"Mr. Ke actually flirted with his married secretary. Where is his moral integrity?"

"The fangs of the mother goddess Hydra are so scary. This is a horror comic."

Although it is actually a romance comic, even if it is classified as a horror comic, Xiaoqin would find it easier to accept it than a comedy comic.

I found that the tone of the complaint below was very similar to that of Xiaoqin herself. I looked at the ID and it turned out to be "Teacher Shuiqin A" (the previous registration number "Teacher Shuiqin" was banned for posting random comments)

"My comics are not funny at all. What I depict is a touching love story between scary monsters. You all should read the comics seriously."

Netizens responded quickly and immediately complained below:

“If you find a wild author, come and watch.”

"The subject of horror monsters falling in love is hilarious, and the style of painting is so cool."

"That's right, that's right. Many times I can't understand what the author is drawing. After studying for a long time and understanding it, I feel like laughing for no reason..."

"May I ask the author how you came up with such a funny comic."

"I draw love comics. My comics are not funny at all. You are all bad people."

"The author is angry. Looking at his personal introduction, he seems to be only 14 years old. He is female. Is he a little sister who is still in junior high school?"

"The author uploads a photo of himself. If it is a cute girl, we will come to support you and read your comics every day."

"You perverts, why don't you read other people's comics seriously..."

"You can't read this comic seriously. The more you read it seriously, the more you want to laugh."

"It seems that the author really didn't intend to draw a funny comic, but for some reason, it's funny inside and out..."

"Hey, do you think the style is like "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" or "Drawed by Uncle Ju when he was 5 years old".

"They are all different. They are in their own way. Compared with others, my painting skills are terrible, but my poor painting skills are actually one of the points of laughter."

"Nonsense, my drawing skills are very good, and you are all jealous of me. "Uncle Ju Drawn at the Age of 5" is a bad comic. To get so many recommendations and clicks at the age of 5, there must be some collusion with the editor."

When Xiaoqin uploaded "Love in Zhoukoudian" for the first time, it failed to pass the review. She happened to see "Uncle Ju painted when she was 5 years old" on a conspicuous recommendation spot, so she went in to read it jealously, and then sent a 500 The complaints were all about "a terrible comic, far worse than Mr. Shui Qin's "Love in Zhoukoudian"."

It was both a malicious attack and an advertisement, so Xiaoqin's first ID "Teacher Shuiqin" was banned without any suspense. Now she has changed her name to "Teacher Shuiqin A". I wonder if she is planning to be banned again. The name was changed to "Teacher Shuqin B", until all 26 English letters were used, and then started from the numbers "001,002".

"Little sister, Uncle Ju is not 5 years old. He becomes an uncle at the age of 5."

"Don't be too sure upstairs. There are seniors. I have a nephew who is 10 years older than me."

"Then your nephew won't be embarrassed to see you."

"It used to be awkward, but now we are familiar with each other. The year before last, he even jokingly asked me for New Year's money."

"China's seniority system is not very reasonable. My family has been the eldest for several generations. As a result, I am now very young and do not dare to go back to my hometown."

"A classmate of mine is in this situation. It's not such a coincidence. Is this you Zhang Fan?"

"Hey, I actually met a classmate by chance, so let me express my love for you, Wang Xiaoyu. Please give me a chance to take care of you for the rest of your life."

"I went to the wrong place upstairs. I should confess my love in front of others, so what's wrong with posting it here?"

"I am Wang Xiaoyu. Come to me when you are admitted to a prestigious university."

"Girl, walk slowly. Don't worry about the one who dares not confess. I graduated from Peking University... Jade Bird. Otherwise, let's just act like friends."

"Beida Jade Bird is nothing like Peking University, and that Wang Xiaoyu is a fake at first glance."

"Hey, what are you discussing on my comic page? It's so rude. Instead, discuss the comics themselves."

"Haha, the author went crazy, but going off topic is a tradition of evil spirits, and not every comic has someone coming to talk about it."

Because Xiaoqin's "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love" was very topical and had too many flaws, and some people teased the author and started chatting on the comic page. As a result, it ranked 15th on the complaint list the day after it was uploaded. There is a continuing upward trend.

What is very ironic is that another author whose work failed the review commented harshly in Xiaoqin's comic:

"The painting is so poor and the ranking is so high. There must be some collusion with the editor, or else he hired a navy army as a brush."

Now other netizens have stopped doing it.

"I'm only 14 years old, so be tolerant. It's because people think it's funny that so many people complain about it."

"Even if there is really collusion, the editor should find a more decent one. This kind of painting style is obviously that of a layman, and there is no value in collusion."

"That's not necessarily true. Look, isn't Sister Feng famous? It's not necessarily necessary to be good at painting these days, as long as the painting has characteristics."

"Nonsense, I am the best at painting. You are Sister Feng, and your whole family is Sister Feng."

"Haha, the author is being cute again. I can't help crying even if I touch my head."

Looking at these comments and Xiaoqin's answers to the commentators, I suddenly realized that although most of the commentators should be male, which may cause Xiaoqin's androphobia in reality, on the Internet, Xiaoqin can I talked and chatted with them without any hesitation. I always felt that letting Xiaoqin draw comics and upload them online would be helpful in treating androphobia.

But these are all my thoughts after reading the comics. At this moment, I was giving Xiaoqin a waist massage, and Xiaoqin's ambiguous moans were becoming more and more frequent, making it impossible for her to chat with me normally. .

"Hmm... so comfortable... right here... ah... classmate Ye Lin is so awesome..."

You think you are dubbing for a pornographic film, your voice is amazing, if you keep doing this I won’t give you a massage.

"Hey, be serious. This is a medical activity. If you keep yelling, I will stop."

Xiaoqin was in high spirits, both mentally and physically. When she heard what I said, she blurted out eagerly: "Don't stop, I still want it, and others still want it~~~"

It was almost impossible, but at this moment, Amy opened the door and barged in with a dark face.

Dragging the twin ponytails behind her head, I ran from the door into the living room with a few steps, and then ran from the living room into the bedroom, glaring at Xiaoqin who was riding underneath me.

"Violent woman, what are you doing? No one is watching you for a while. You two are doing something good."

Amy had just received a body massage in a neighboring room. At this time, she was wearing a tight-fitting rhythm suit that exposed her shoulders and thighs similar to those used during aerobics. It looked very much like a swimsuit.

Amy had a towel wrapped around her neck, and there was still a thin layer of sweat on her body. I wonder if the masseuse's skill was so good that she could achieve an exercise-like effect by letting Amy lie still.

I was upright, not afraid of the slanting shadow, and tried not to pay attention to my sister's exquisite figure under the rhythmic clothes. I replied: "It's just that Xiaoqin is suffering from menstrual cramps. I just give her a massage to relieve the pain. This is also my responsibility as a boyfriend." .”

Amy looked us up and down again suspiciously, and saw that we were all wearing clothes, which relieved her anger a little.

"Humph, you are so busy with your responsibilities as a boyfriend, have you forgotten your responsibilities as a brother?"

Amy tossed the towel angrily and threw herself onto the bed like a torpedo, lying down right next to Xiaoqin.

"I want a massage too. I'm not feeling well either. Damn it, valet, please come over and give me a massage."

I frowned and said, "Amy, didn't you just have a professional massage? And your stomach doesn't hurt..."

"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care." Amy punched and kicked the mattress, as if she was cheating, "Anyway, get off the violent woman and give me a massage. Are you willing to massage your girlfriend or not?" My sister is giving me a massage. Do you love your sister less than your girlfriend?"

For Amy's words, I, a girl-controller, couldn't completely ignore her, so I got out of bed hesitantly, stood under the bed, and watched Xiaoqin and Amy lying side by side on the bed, looking vaguely in competition. .

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Yesterday, Scrap Tie replied in the comment area of ​​the mobile phone website, saying that there should be a third update, but it didn’t come out. I was seduced into having sex by a girl in the basement. I apologize in advance.

Today is the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, and tomorrow will be the eighth day of the Lunar New Year. The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end for most people, and for people like Scrap Tie who have to go back to their hometowns to visit relatives during the New Year, they are more tired than going to work. So, The status of scrap iron after the New Year is being adjusted, and the current tentative update rules are as follows:

There are two basic updates from nine to five. If there is an update at 12 noon, there will be a third update at 5 pm (sometimes it is an extra update as a VIP, sometimes it is an extra update as a holiday, sometimes it is an extra update for no reason).

The reason why we don’t insist on updating three times a day like in the last month and a half of last year is that Scrap Tie feels that the writing pressure is a little bit too much. If the condition is good, updating three times a day can still ensure that the quality does not decline, but if you add VIP plus The fourth update will seem rushed. There are also readers who care about Scrap Iron in the book review area. They suggest that Scrap Iron should not be too desperate and neglect the family. After all, the girl in the basement still needs love (just like last night).

To sum up, although the three updates per day at the end of last year were mainly to repay the single updates caused by Scrap Tie due to family matters in an earlier period, the total was almost repaid, but Scrap Tie himself also reads books and knows that every day It is difficult to meet everyone's needs by updating twice a day. Therefore, in the first lunar month of the Year of the Horse, "Wo Cai" will still update three times a day at 9, 12 and 17 o'clock on most days, but the third update will be The third update is not a basic update, but a routine update. Some book friends on the mobile site said that they are not prepared to let me escape the hell of update updates. Once the VIP update charge tank is close to being empty, it will be filled up again. In this regard Scrap iron indicates great pressure.

However, regardless of the status of VIPs adding more energy slots, Scrap Iron will try its best to ensure that on the basis of two updates every day, a third update will be coded that will not reduce the quality. As for the fourth update, it can only be left to chance (maybe Scrap Iron will Iron is in a very good mood and will only be coded when it is in excellent condition).
Chapter completed!