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【749】 Assassination of the President

Although Fan Chuan didn't know that there were robots in the real world and thought we were talking about heroes in LOL, which was quite ridiculous, Xiaoqin and I carried the Xingxing quite heavy, so we didn't have much time to waste on chatting.

In the past, the combination of the iron-blooded lone wolf and the little bully would have been absolutely relaxing and enjoyable to lift a star weighing just over 100 pounds. But now I am suffering from viral heart disease, and Xiaoqin has stomachaches again. It is really a battle. Seriously damaged.

So I said to Ren Peng: "Cousin, could you please send someone to replace Xiaoqin? Xiaoqin is not feeling well."

Although I am talking to Ren Peng, my target is actually Fan Chuan. Ren Peng was born into a good family of martial arts, but like his father Ren Hongde, he does not know martial arts and is quite chubby. Fan Chuan is tall and thin. In order to win the favor of the transvestite, he recently I have been exercising and gained a lot of muscles.

When he heard me calling Cousin Ren Peng, Fan Chuan was startled, turned to Ren Peng and said: "Captain, Ye Lin and you..."

Ren Peng pointed at Xiaoqin who was carrying people with me: "He is my cousin's boyfriend, so naturally he calls me cousin."

When her cousin said this in front of a stranger, Xiaoqin blushed with embarrassment, but she couldn't refute because of her fear of men, so she secretly raised her eyes to look at my expression.

I thought to myself that I had to pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend in front of Amy anyway. After Ren Peng and Fan Chuan joined Amy's team, they would inevitably frequent the VIP building, which made them feel that it was no big deal, so I acquiesced.

Fan Chuan looked at me suspiciously, as if he thought that with my appearance, I shouldn't find a girlfriend as beautiful as Xiaoqin. At this time, Ren Peng said again:

"Ye Lin not only calls me cousin, Amy, the shareholder of our Golden Lightning Team, is also Ye Lin's distant cousin..."

Fan Chuan immediately broke out in a cold sweat. As the saying goes: "You are not afraid of the county magistrate, you are only afraid of the current management." Now Fan Chuan is working in the LOL team where he is working as a salary earner. Two of his immediate bosses are my relatives. He probably recalled the past few days. She once contradicted me because of the transvestite, and she was worried that I would take the opportunity to retaliate.

So I took the initiative to replace Xiao Qin, held Xing Xing's feet with both hands, and carried Xing Xing to the VIP building with me.

I worked very hard along the way, and the pressure on my hands suddenly eased a lot. Although I am not an indolent person, having a heart disease at this time is not as good as before, and I am happy and relaxed.

"Let me do this kind of work from now on, you're welcome."

After Fan Chuan helped me deliver the Xingxing to Dr. Yu, he expressed his righteousness to me.

He obviously wanted me not to say bad things about him in front of Ren Peng and Amy, so he flattered me, but he deliberately appeared to be a gentleman, as if he was caring and could not bear to let a weak girl like Xiaoqin work, so he came to help. .

I casually agreed: "Okay, there may be places that need you in the future. We'll talk about it then."

Watching Fan Chuan wipe the sweat from his forehead who was working too hard, I suddenly asked curiously: "You have saved enough money to buy Xiaohong an iPhone 5S."

Fan Chuan's face turned red, "Not yet. All major companies require relevant experience. I just graduated from university and I can't get a very high salary, and it also costs money to rent a house..."

"Hey, I remember your home is from Dongshan City. Why do you want to live outside?"

If Fan Chuan had his previous temper, he would have said "You two" first and then explained, but now he feels that I can't afford to offend him, so he explained directly:

"I'm not used to living with my family. Besides, I have to prepare for being with Xiaohong in the future..."

Let me go, you have already planned to live with a transvestite. You are really determined.

"Huh, but I haven't saved enough money for the iPhone 5S, and neither has Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, and he still lives with his parents. Why should he compete with me for Xiao Hong? Xiao Hong's uncle is a strong rival... "

Uncle Fireball Shu Dongbo, are you worried that Uncle Fireball bought an iPhone 5S for his nephew first, and then deceived him into blowing Shu Zhe’s anus? Your anus, Shu Zhe, is worth an iPhone 5S.

After chatting with me for a few words, Fan Chuan was called by Ren Peng to the second floor of the VIP building to go to the team activity room to familiarize himself with the environment.

There are three floors in the VIP building: the first floor, the second floor, and the basement. However, Amy rarely goes to the second floor. Her fear of heights is probably worse than mine. I don’t know that the last time she shouted to the people below in a helicopter, It took so much courage, even though Pentheus was holding her behind.

Because Amy didn't like any room above the ground, she originally planned to build the team activity room on the first floor. However, she later felt that the team members were coming and going in and out of the corridor on the first floor, which annoyed her, so she changed the plan. I came up with the idea and moved the entire activity room, which was built with a lot of money and is even more luxurious than the most luxurious Internet cafe, to the second floor.

Team members want to enter the VIP building through the back door. They must first be checked by the bodyguards to see if they are carrying dangerous goods, and then quietly go upstairs to the activity room. They are not allowed to appear in the corridor on the first floor without permission. Only Winnie and Ren Peng are not subject to this restriction. Today Fan Chuan followed me to the first floor, which was already an exception.

"How about it? Bitu's anesthesia defense system is pretty easy to use."

Fan Chuan and I had just brought Xing Xing in. When Dr. Yu saw Xing Xing's limp posture, he immediately understood that he had been given an anesthesia injection.

"It's so useful," I said angrily, "When the rabbit excreted the excess anesthetic, it was like peeing. Not only did it pee all over itself, but it also almost soiled my and Xiaoqin's clothes."

Dr. Yu frowned and said, "Then why don't you bring the rabbit back quickly so that I can correct it?"

"The robot can wait any time. There is a human here who is unconscious. Please correct him first."

I pointed to the square star that was placed on the examination bed.

At this time, Fan Chuan was called away by Ren Peng, and Xiaoqin blushed and said she wanted to go to the bathroom. I always felt that she was starting to have menstrual cramps again.

For a while, only me, Dr. Yu, and the unconscious Xing Xing were left in the infirmary.

"Human beings are so fragile." Dr. Yu looked at Xing Xing and said with emotion, "A little bit of benzodiazepine will completely incapacitate you. Robots don't have this problem."

"You don't have to pay for killing the robot." I complained, "Anyway, hurry up and wake up the star."

Dr. Yu shrugged and injected another tube of unknown medicine into Xingxing, but Xingxing still showed no sign of waking up.

"No, Dr. Yu, you must have lost your mind. Could it be that Bitu miscalculated the amount of anesthetic and injected Xingxing with the amount of anesthetized gorilla?"

"Impossible." Dr. Yu said with a smile, "Although the blueprint is from my high school design, I reviewed it with my current knowledge. If you ask why this orangutan can't wake up..."

It's not the orangutan, it's the star, but it's my fault, at least I was the one who mentioned the orangutan first.

"He couldn't wake up because I deliberately reduced the dose of the neutralizer so that it would have the least negative effect on the body. Then I just need to wait another hour, or..."

Dr. Yu rolled up the sleeves of his white coat, and without any explanation, he opened his arms from left to right, and slapped Xing Xing four or five times in the face.

Although the blow was not cruel and the force was not heavy, the blow was very loud, but the pain was unavoidable.

"Oh my god."

Xingxing felt pain and immediately sat up from the bed. He blinked as if he still didn't understand what happened to him.

Out of the habit of his behavior before coma, he took out the signature book from his pocket, looked around for Amy and said, "Where's Miss Emily, at least sign it for me."

Cao Cao said Cao Cao was here. I thought Amy was still staying near the lotus pond, throwing stones at carps, but when I turned around I found that she was walking back with a dissatisfied look on her face, escorted by 004 and 005.

Bitu was at the end of the group, his cylindrical body wet with anesthetic still dripping with water. The strangest thing was that Obama was held in 004's arms, and his whole body was numb, just like the previous Xingxing.

Hey, could it be that after shooting the star, the rabbit pointed its evil gun at Obama? What a cruel robot, it only took a long time to create, and it injured a person and a dog. This is to continue to evolve into a terminator. , the rhythm of killing all mankind.

"How did Rabbit get permission to shoot?" I asked, "It's impossible for Amy to let Rabbit shoot Obama, and it's impossible for Obama to threaten Amy's safety... Could it be that Rabbit can already be like in some science fiction novels? Did you misinterpret the Three Laws of Robotics like that?"

"That's completely in the rhythm of a horror movie. If it continues like this, it will kill us all. Dr. Yu, please hurry up and destroy the rabbit..."

"Du, Bitu has been wronged. Bitu is so sad. Sure enough, life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten..."

"Obama was not shot by a robot."

005 explained something in Chinese that was not fluent enough. Amy thought he stuttered and made people anxious, so she took over and explained:

"When Bitu fired the anesthetic needle in front of him, the excessive amount of anesthetic splashed all over him and flowed to the ground. Obama may have thought it smelled like alcohol, so he licked it and drank it, and that was it."

Did you get drunk because of your greed? Obama, you are so similar to those stray dogs who eat the vomit of drunks and then become drunk as well.

I looked at Obama in 004's arms again, and saw his tongue squeaking out, his eyes rolled, and his expression became even more 2B.

"Ah, it turns out that I just received an anesthesia injection." Xing Xing, who was half sitting on the bed, recalled it.

"Who asked him to lie here?" Amy frowned immediately when she saw Xing Xing, "We can no longer take the treatment bed where he lay. We will burn it with a flamethrower later."

Xingxing hurriedly jumped off the diagnosis and treatment bed. His body had not yet completely recovered from the influence of the anesthetic, and he almost fell.

But he still handed over the signature book and signature pen, and begged Amy very earnestly: "Miss Emily, sign for me, I will leave immediately after signing."

After all, Xingxing received an injection, which provided very important experimental data for Dr. Yu to improve the anesthesia needle launch system, and there was no malicious intention, so I also advised Amy:

"Just sign it for him. It won't be a waste of money if you sign it."

"Hmph." Amy reluctantly let 005 take Xingxing's signature book, then opened it to a blank page and held it up in front of Amy. Amy herself did not touch the signature book because she was dissatisfied with the things Xingxing had touched. Of course, he would not use the signature pen provided by Xingxing. Instead, he took a special signature pen that 005 carried with him and usually stored in the sterilized card slot.

He wrote out his English signature in one stroke, and then impatiently motioned to 005 to move faster, hand the signature to Xing Xing, and let the annoying fans leave as soon as possible.

Xing Xing and I curiously looked at Amy's signature together. Although it was written in English and I couldn't understand it, it really looked like a celebrity's signature. At least it was much prettier than Amy's Chinese characters.
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