"What, you two top students from Stanford University have studied and studied, and the final conclusion is that you should let me drink alcohol, let me drink excessively to treat viral heart disease."

I can't understand why Dr. Yu and his senior brother "Poison King" prescribed irresponsible folk prescriptions to me even though they received higher education in the United States.

Dr. Yu pondered for a moment, "Ye Lin, although my senior brother is full of confidence, I personally feel that you should not try every wine type for the time being..."

"Who would try it? Consider me an alcoholic or a wine connoisseur. Since you both have a strong medical background, you should at least prescribe me some medicine. Prescribe some medicine to treat my illness and I will die."

"But, Ye Lin, don't you think curing strange diseases with daily necessities is a great way to boast?"

"How to say."

"Modern medical equipment is becoming more and more professional and developed. In the medical circle, after the technology reaches a certain level, it is no longer worth bragging about using ordinary methods to save people. Instead, under special circumstances, using fruit knives and glass slices to treat diseases Patients are more likely to receive praise from their peers if they perform open-heart surgery or let patients have pineapples on their heads to treat migraines..."

"Hey, if you have a pineapple on your head, you won't be able to go out even if your migraine is cured. My only memory is that Sun Wukong from "Journey to the West" used to have a pineapple on his head as a crown when he was in the Huaguo Mountain. Even for a six-year-old boy, My father has passed away as a six-year-old boy, so there is no need to commemorate the monkey king with a pineapple on his head."

"Ah, I made a mistake. Instead of using pineapple on your head, you use pineapple water to wash your hair." Dr. Yu corrected, "Anyway, my senior brother probably thinks that if you drink vodka, Erguotou will cure viral heart disease." , he can say it to everyone in the future and arouse the admiration of his peers..."

"I admire your sister." I was almost furious. "Just to show off how awesome he is, he has to experiment on my life. Since the key to curing me is related to alcohol, why can't he prepare a drug with alcohol as the main ingredient? It’s safer than letting me try wine like crazy, just in case I drink fake Shanxi wine.”

Theater in the brain:

After accidentally drinking fake Shanxi wine, I turned into a blind man, A Bing, wearing a long gown and sunglasses, holding Obama, whom Amy gave me as a guide dog, walking on the bleak autumn streets of Dongshan City.

Some good-hearted people were shouting from a distance: "Don't walk so fast, do a piece of "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon" before you go."

So I got furious and took off my sunglasses, revealing a pair of mechanical eyes with red light similar to those of Terminator T800. These were high-tech krypton gold dog eyes made for me by Dr. Yu out of guilt.

"Zi,."

Two high-power red lasers were fired from the mechanical eyes, and the people who were heckled were instantly turned into ashes.

"Hmph, if you want to listen to "Er Quan Ying Yue", I will satisfy you."

I put my sunglasses back on, still holding Obama's dog leash with my left hand, and my right hand behind my back.

"A heartbroken song, where can I find a close friend at the end of the world..."

In short, I will never try wine. I don't have a good drinking tolerance, and I don't plan to practice Drunken Boxing. So hurry up and prepare me an antidote that uses alcohol as the main ingredient.

Hearing that I firmly opposed blind cats and blind cats to drink indiscriminately, Dr. Yu pushed up his Google Multimedia Glasses regretfully.

"So, Ye Lin, you are not going to help us explore the medicinal value of vodka and Erguotou."

"What medicinal value do those two high-concentration alcohols have? They only have the value of reincarnating patients. Didn't your senior brother say he couldn't cure me? Didn't he die with me? Why did he irresponsibly let me drink randomly? What about the experiment?"

"To be precise, my senior brother never said he wanted to die with you." Dr. Yu reminded, "My senior brother's actual words were: If I don't cure you and let you die, I will drink 500cc of your blood and let myself die." I also get viral heart disease, and then I risk my life to challenge this disease again..."

"Now we know that the key to the solution is alcohol, so if you die after drinking Erguotou, my senior brother at least knows that Erguotou is not very effective and you can try it yourself with vodka..."

So are you totally planning to use me as a guinea pig? Dr. Yu, your senior brother is even more extreme than you are. You don’t let the patients you handle die, but your senior brother only wants to conquer difficult diseases, even if the patient dies, it doesn’t matter.

After giving me a physical examination, Dr. Yu began to repair the transmitting antenna of Bitu and turned off its power supply in advance.

"Ye Lin, if you think my senior brother's suggestion is unreliable, you can wait until I do some animal experiments to estimate the approximate alcohol content, and then treat you with other drugs."

"What animals were used for experiments?"

"White mice, I always use white mice, unlike my senior brother who likes to use primates."

I feel at ease. For me who likes animals more, if Dr. Yu conducts experiments on animals such as cats, dogs, and monkeys, I might actually drink Erguotou to verify the efficacy. Maybe it’s because of that. I've seen cats catching mice many times at my grandparents' place. I don't have much sympathy for mice.

"Because the mice are small, they only need a small amount of your blood to infect them with viral heart disease." Dr. Yu continued to explain while stabilizing the rabbit's transmitting antenna, "Then I will Prepare an injection with alcohol as the main ingredient, and if it can achieve a stable effect, we can start clinical trials on you."

I nodded, feeling that although Dr. Yu was not an expert in pharmacology, his method was much more reliable than that of his senior brother.

"Ye Lin, while I am conducting animal experiments, you still must not be careless. You must continue to follow my previous instructions to avoid excessive pressure on your heart."

"I know this. I will survive until the day, Dr. Yu, when you prepare the antidote."

"But if you feel that your situation is not good, you can drink a little wine to relieve it." Dr. Yu continued, "Your situation is special. Drinking a little wine is safer than taking Suxiao Jiuxin Pills."

Others think that drinking alcohol causes heart disease, but here I ask, can drinking alcohol cure heart disease? Moreover, if you choose the right alcohol and drink too much, you can completely cure heart disease.

How could there be such an irresponsible heart disease? Should I contact various wineries now and ask them to hire me as a spokesperson to prove that drinking is harmless and beneficial to health?

After repairing the ears of the rabbit, Dr. Yu installed the anesthesia needle launcher module on the rabbit that he had prepared early in the morning. The sharp needle is usually hidden in the ammunition box on the back of the rabbit, which looks quite scary.

"There are four anesthesia syringes in total." Dr. Yu said while twisting the bolt on the rabbit. "The default is the maximum dose. Even elephants can be anesthetized. Before launching, the weight of the opponent will be estimated through the camera. The anesthesia syringe will shoot Later, a second level of intelligent calculation will be carried out to ensure that excessive anesthetics will not be used to cause death..."

"Um..." I frowned, "Do I need to set the default dose to that of an anesthetized elephant?"

Dr. Yu asked me: "Do you think it is impossible for Amy to provoke the elephant?"

It is possible that instead of letting Pentheus fight the elephant, it would be better to let the elephant take a shot of anesthetic and then pay the zoo money.

"Dr. Yu, you are very considerate. It's a trivial matter to waste some anesthetic. As long as my sister is not harmed by the elephant..."

"Du,." At this time, the rabbit was restarted by Dr. Yu. It heard the second half of my sentence, immediately went to the Internet to find relevant information, and recited it in a very flat tone:

"Elephant, toot, is a very entertaining animal. The model child Crayon Shin-chan once wrote "Elephant Song" for it. The lyrics are: 'Elephant, elephant, why is your trunk so long~~ Mom said you have a long nose to be beautiful~~~”

"Du," the meaning is confusing, according to the active intelligence guess, the elephant refers to a certain body organ of the male, which is also commonly known as the little brother, so the owner No. 3 said that the meaning of not letting the sister be harmed by the elephant is... "

"Shut up." I ordered angrily, "If you don't shut up, I and Amy will beat you up."

After spending nearly an hour at Dr. Yu's place, I was worried that Amy who stayed in room 101 would have a conflict with Xiaoqin, so I hurried back. After having her ears repaired and equipped with an anesthetic needle launch system, naturally Follow me slowly.

"Du, I'm so depressed."

Bitu sighed in a flat voice.

"You are a robot and you are so depressed." I said angrily, "Because the name of Dr. Yu who created you is 'Yu', so you are depressed?"

"Du, I'm depressed and full of sadness. I miss my hometown endlessly. I sigh to the wind and cut off my middle intestines."

You are not allowed to read Cao Pi's poems. It's amazing that you can link Baidu and Google in your brain. And where is your hometown? Are you from the 22nd century like Doraemon? You dare to claim to be from the 22nd century without a four-dimensional pocket. I want to Return it and exchange it for one without ears that likes to eat gong cakes.

Before I could reach the door of Room 101, I saw Amy and Xiaoqin coming out of the door one after another, and Pentheus was walking over with Obama in his hand.

I found that Amy and Xiaoqin seemed to be in harmony on the outside. Amy acted like a domineering master, while Xiaoqin accommodated Amy with a low eyebrow.

Amy, what are you saying? You are the owner of the VIP Building, but don’t forget that the VIP Building is in Qingzi Academy. Xiaoqin’s uncle is the owner of Qingzi Academy. In this sense ,Xiao Qin is the master here, okay?

"Hmph." Amy took the dog leash from Pentheus arrogantly, "Since the violent woman promised that I will not take boring exams next semester, I will temporarily forgive her for seducing the male servant. After all, in She also saved the manservant once in Cuisong Mountain."

"But the valet's girlfriend is naturally the maid." Amy immediately added, "Don't think that because you are older than me, you can ask me to call you sister. But if you want to call me Miss Amy, when you are with me, you must Serve me like a maid."

"It's absolutely possible." Xiaoqin nodded without hesitation, "Since classmate Ye Lin is Miss Amy's valet outside, I really want to be a maid..."

"(*^__^*)Hehe... It doesn't matter even if you let me wear a maid outfit..."
Chapter completed!