When Xiaoqin and I walked into the gate of Qingzi Academy, we each wore Qingzi Academy uniforms. From a distance, we looked like couple costumes.

In fact, I have been brought into Qingzi Academy many times by Amy and Pentheus, and my appearance is so distinctive that the security guards have already remembered me, and they can get in without these clothes.

Not to mention Xiaoqin, the security captain had seen Xiaoqin and the group chairman Ren Hongde together. He knew that Xiaoqin was Ren Hongde's niece, and it was too late to flatter her, so how could he stop her.

It is because Xiaoqin has androphobia and dare not talk to the young security guards, so she always climbs over the wall and enters as if she is performing a secret mission.

Today, I took Xiaoqin with me and entered through the main entrance wearing school clothes, just to avoid some security guards who didn't know our identities. I met Xiaoqin on campus and asked her about the trouble she caused.

"Stare(⊙_⊙)..." Xiaoqin stared at my pants curiously when no one was around.

"What are you looking at? Do you think I'm still wearing those elastic tights of yours?" I said angrily, "I took them off as soon as I got home and strangled people."

"But my mother's friend said that if these elastic pants are worn close to the skin, they are very suitable for sports..."

"That's because your mother's friend is a woman. I will clean those stretch pants and return them to you. If you don't mind, I can wear them again when you grow up."

Xiaoqin lowered her head shyly and whispered: "Classmate Ye Lin said this, does it mean he likes plumper buttocks..."

What I'm talking about is that your body as a whole has grown bigger, not a specific part of you.

However, I am also very happy to see that Xiaoqin has gradually returned to her normal state. Although she is not as full of dirty jokes as when she was the first, with the level of dirty jokes being MAX, she has also returned to a certain level.

004 and 005, who were standing guard in front of the VIP building, the first thing they did when they saw Xiao Qin was to cover their eggs subconsciously. Xiao Qin smiled awkwardly and pretended not to see each other's reaction.

After meeting Pentheus and knowing that Amy had gotten up, Xiaoqin and I came outside of Room 101, only to hear an electronically synthesized robot voice coming from inside.

"Under attack." "Core processor locked." "Identification system backed up."

"The attacker is Master No. 1." "Enter a state of defense without counterattack."

"Warning, warning, the WiFi antenna is damaged."

"If you continue to attack me, I will no longer be able to provide WiFi access services."

"What are you talking about, dead robot." Amy shouted, "If you can't even fire a laser cannon, who needs a rubbish robot servant like you?"

I opened the door to room 101 and saw a very ridiculous scene.

Amy was wearing a casual cool short skirt and sandals. She was holding a prop sword in her hand (a bit like Frostmourne in Warcraft). She was attacking the robot in front of her vigorously. With the attack, her twin ponytails moved back and forth. Swinging like a summer breeze.

The robot in front of her was said to be made by Dr. Yu, and it looked very ridiculous.

It looks like a copycat of Google's Android robot icon, but also like a copycat of R2-D2 in "Star Wars". The cute robot written as R2-D2 and pronounced as "Antu Ditu" was briefly painted by Dr. Yu. Modified, created in the real world.

The shape of the robot's head is the same as the Android icon. The two antennas extending from the top of the head are responsible for sending and receiving signals. The body is like a trash can like R2-D2. The hands are designed with retractable clamps, but they can only swing back and forth. It has no legs and relies only on three freely rotating wheels to move.

The semicircular head is equipped with two eyes like camera lenses, without a nose, and directly underneath is a narrow speaker, which functions as a mouth.

In short, the expression of this robot is amazing. Whenever I look at it, it always has the same expression as ⊙▂⊙.

I heard that the model is B-2, is it the same as R2-D2? Or is it just called B-2 because the expression is so 2B?

"Master, master, please don't hit me again." Every time the cylindrical B-2 was knocked back by Amy's sword, it would roll its wheels again without memory and drive back to Amy so that she could continue to fight. .

"Master, my WiFi transmitting antenna has been damaged. According to the information I searched on Google, modern humans will lose their vitality if they leave the WiFi signal for 10 minutes. Please don't make fun of your own life."

Don't just believe what is said on the Internet. You will die if you leave the WiFi signal for 10 minutes. You are talking about a super otaku.

"Hey, Master No. 3 was scanned." The neckless robot turned its head towards me in an unusually smooth manner, "According to the intelligence, Master No. 3 is a robot controller and should be able to help B-2 get out of trouble..."

With that said, it drove towards me staggeringly in an extremely stupid movement trajectory. Amy chased it vigorously behind with Frostmourne.

Who is the robot controller? I control a majestic robot like Optimus Prime, not a stupid moving trash can like you.

"Master No. 3, please help me." B-2 continued to say in the electronic voice of the tablet, "I will use WiFi signals and girls' underwear to repay you."

"Asshole, who told you I like girls' underwear, Obama?"

I couldn't help but grabbed the two ears on the top of B-2's head, which are the receiving antenna and transmitting antenna. One of them was already crooked, to prevent it from jumping into my arms.

"Obama,,drop,, the first African-American president in American history, his term will end at the end of 2016, his mantra is 'change',,drop,, Google search engine is blocked, temporarily switch to other search engines,,Obama His catchphrase is "change", and his true identity is an underground member of the Chinese Communist Party. His Chinese name is "Ao Guan Hai". With the lofty purpose of saving the American people from fire and water, he penetrates into the enemy and vows to completely change the evil United States... "

"Although there are many difficulties, Aoguan Haiyi is courageous. When he was in elementary school in Yan'an, his chakra was far superior to that of the ordinary young pioneers around him. His communist energy is firm and powerful, and he is said to be in awe. Because of the "Big Black Eyes Triple Speed", he got his wish and became a great urban management officer at the age of 16..."

That's enough. What you're searching for is the content that everyone wrote on post bars and forums. It's not fundamentally different from Baidu's top ten mythical beasts back then.

Dr. Yu, this is how you improve the intelligence of the robot. It seems to have the ability to learn online, but in fact it does not distinguish between true and false. It has learned to think that the President of the United States is an undercover agent of the Chinese Communist Party, and humans will die if they leave the WiFi signal for 10 minutes.

And just now I heard it call Amy "Master No. 1", and Amy also called it a "trash servant". Could it be that this robot was made by Dr. Yu to serve as Amy's follower?

Congratulations, Amy has a second non-human follower besides Obama, and its 2B expression is no less than Obama's. The difference is that Obama's 2B expression often changes, while B-2's 2B is like Its name is the same and it is eternal.

It seemed like it was at this moment that Amy noticed Xiao Qin standing behind me. She raised the prop sword in her hand, pointed the tip of the sword at Xiao Qin, and said with a wary look:

"What are you doing here? Who asked you to pester the valet? You are not welcome here."

Xiaoqin didn't know how to deal with it, so I pushed B-2 aside who was reciting the search results, held Xiaoqin's shoulders, and sat on the sofa in the living room with Xiaoqin pretending to be intimate.

"Don't be so mean to my brother's girlfriend." I crossed my legs and said, "Why don't we call her 'Sister Xiaoqin' from now on."

"Who wants to call her sister?" Amy raised the prop sword in disbelief and pretended to cut it down with the sword, forcing Xiaoqin and I to sit further away. However, midway through the sword, she suddenly remembered something and frowned:

"Didn't you say that you would continue to be my manservant in front of outsiders? How could you claim to be your brother in front of B-2?"

After all, Amy is an American, so she pronounces B-2 as "Bitu", which I think is quite easy to pronounce. Since China's first lunar rover can be named "Jade Rabbit", then a Erbiyuan who is studying randomly The barrel robot is named "Bitu" which is quite reasonable. I decided to call it B-2 that way in the future.

Xiaoqin was hugged by my shoulders and felt a little unnatural in front of Amy. She was reticent for a while. I casually grabbed a handful of pistachios from the dried fruit plate on the coffee table and gave them to Xiaoqin for her to eat as she pleased.

Then facing Amy, whose expression became increasingly dissatisfied, he teased: "Bitu said you are its number one master, how can you be considered an outsider?"

Amy's physical strength was not strong enough. After lifting the prop sword for a while, she was so tired that she put it down and turned it into a crutch to prop it up on the carpet.

"Humph." Seeing Xiaoqin and I showing off our sweetness in front of her, Amy turned her face to the window. The dazzling sunlight made her very dissatisfied, and she wished she could poke the sun down in the sky with the sword in her hand.

I knew that Amy's skin was extremely sensitive to ultraviolet rays, so I stood up immediately and closed all the curtains, which were only half closed, so that the sun could no longer directly damage my sister's skin.

After closing the curtains and turning around, I found that Amy's eyes were softer. Although her big blue eyes like the water of the Danube River were still flashing with complaints and anger, at least she did not continue to lose her temper with Xiaoqin, but answered my last question. question:

"The rabbit was made by Dr. Yu. Of course, the things he made can be used as spies for him. How can we completely trust a robot?"

There is some truth in it. Certain words should not be said in front of the rabbit, but Dr. Yu knew about the relationship between Amy and I as a brother and sister early on, so there was no need to hide it.

"By the way, Bitu said you are the No. 1 master and I am the No. 3 master. So who is the No. 2 master?"

Amy tapped the carpet with the tip of her sword and replied unhappily: "The second owner is of course Dr. Yu himself."

"Hey, as the creator, he can actually give you the number one master." I expressed surprise.

"Nothing is surprising." Amy threw Frostmourne to the ground with disdain. "Of course Dr. Yu wanted to be the No. 1 master at first. Later, I said I would sponsor him some research funds, and he immediately made the No. 1 master The master's position has been given up..."

It's so unscrupulous, so what you said earlier, Dr. Yu, is that you will work hard for anyone who supports you in transforming all mankind, and you can betray Ai Shuqiao at any time as long as you give him a lot of money. Is that true?
Chapter completed!