What, Zhuang Ni actually wants to bribe me to become an underwear thief like her, and take away a piece of the squad leader's underwear.

What a beautiful idea, I won't be fooled. You hate me so much, how can you cooperate with me? You must be looking for an opportunity to betray me.

As long as you tell the squad leader that I stole the squad leader's underwear, I will be robbed and mercilessly despised.

Even if I bite you out, it won't change the fact that I stole underwear. After all, you are a girl. Girls who take girls' underwear are easier to forgive than me.

But having said that, although I have been to the squad leader's house many times, this seems to be the first time I have entered the monitor's boudoir and been able to look at the furnishings inside so carefully.

The bedroom is well-lit, but the area seems to be slightly smaller than Shu Zhe's room. The squad leader must have deliberately given the larger bedroom to his younger brother.

The single bed was warmly illuminated by the morning sun. Although it had an old-fashioned iron headboard, it was well maintained and there was no peeling paint.

Compared with Xiaoqin's bedroom bedsheets with peach heart patterns, the monitor's bedroom bedsheets are aqua blue with white stripes, like quietly flowing mountain spring water.

There is a pot of green plant placed on the window sill, which looks like lemon balm. It is a fragrant bonsai that has antiseptic and insect repellent effects.

The squad leader's constitution is very attractive to mosquitoes, so it is a very reasonable decision to choose such an insect-repellent plant that exudes a light fragrance.

In my bedroom, the wall next to the bed has huge movie posters of "Fist of Fury" and "First Blood", while Xiaoqin has the entire wall of her bedroom covered with blue stars. sticker.

The squad leader didn't put anything on it. He kept the original color of the wall. Even if he accidentally added one or two water spots, he would have to carefully touch it up with wall paint later. Only with a magnifying glass could he barely see the traces.

The arrangement of furniture in the house has a certain axial symmetry implicit in it.

Directly opposite the bed is a wardrobe that is not very big. There is a full-length mirror on the wardrobe. The squad leader must use this mirror to straighten his clothes every day.

I couldn't help but have some random thoughts: I wonder if the monitor has ever looked in this mirror wearing only underwear.

Anyway, after I hit the punching bag with my upper body naked, I would sometimes go to the mirror to admire my sweaty, spartan posture with bulging muscles. As for when the squad leader would appreciate my female beauty, I don’t know.

To the left of the bed is a boxy dressing table, and to the right is a boxy study table.

After all, it is a girl's room, so it is inevitable to buy a dressing table. The monitor's long hair must have been dealt with in front of the mirror for a long time every day.

I remember that Xiaoqin’s dressing table came with a round mirror, and there were a lot of Snoopy and Chibi Maruko-chan stickers on the mirror.

The squad leader's dressing table mirror is square, with nothing taped on it to prevent the tape from sticking to it and causing traces of obsessive-compulsive disorder that cannot be removed.

There were no combs, cosmetics or anything like that on the table of the dressing table. First of all, the squad leader didn't have the habit of using cosmetics. She looked stunning just by looking bare-faced. On the contrary, her brother had a lot more cosmetics than her sister.

Secondly, the monitor will not place things randomly where he can see them. Even if there are simple skin care products given to him by his parents, he will put them in a drawer and arrange them in categories.

Instead of cosmetics, placed in the center of the table is a family photo.

It must have been May Day this year. The squad leader's parents came back from Shanghai to visit them. The four of them took the photo together in a nearby park.

On an antique wooden bridge, with water flowing under the bridge, the squad leader and Shu Zhe stood in front of their parents, and the family was caught in the camera doing a "scissor hand" show on the street.

Shu Zhe's expression was not particularly engaged. He was probably planning to pretend to be his sister and take photos of the transvestite to deal with Li Cunzhuang. However, the squad leader's expression seemed very relaxed, showing a rare childishness.

No matter how independent and strong you are, in front of your parents, you can't help but enjoy the arms you can rely on and the embrace you can receive comfort from.

Suddenly I felt a little pitiful for the monitor. If I had such a daughter, I would not be willing to go out to work.

in addition,.

The monitor's mother is so beautiful. She is wearing a bright yellow summer dress and a vacation beach hat. She looks like a fairy descending from the earth. This is already the level of a movie star, isn't it?

Even though she and her family put on tacky scissor hands for photos, she still couldn't hide her elegant temperament.

With such a figure and beauty, why don't you work as a researcher? Why don't you join the film and television industry and waste your life? Looking back at myself, I obviously want to be the protagonist of a kung fu movie, but because of my ferocious appearance, I have only played a handful of roles so far. They are all heinous villains.

The deaf-mute evil monk kills people, sells goods, and molests women. The director of "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" saw the sample film and was very satisfied with my performance.

What a crap act, I don’t even have a single line, the deaf-mute evil monk is a mute.

The director also praised me through Aunt Ren, saying that my eyes were the most charming, and that I could well express the evil nature of the deaf-mute evil monk who was heartbroken.

It turns out that Americans can also beat around the bush, so why don't you just say that I am an actor who is essentially crazy?

As for the bad boy from Jinling, he is a very hated villain. He killed his master as soon as he appeared on the scene, and later raped this one and that one, which fully exposed Director Cao's salty nature as a pornographic film maker.

But everyone has his own ambitions, not to mention the squad leader’s mother. Doesn’t the squad leader also have a school beauty-level appearance and will become a more dangerous criminal policeman in the future? This firm belief that once a goal is set, one must keep going, must be passed down from mother to daughter. .

After looking at the picture of the monitor's mother, I can probably imagine what the monitor will be like when he grows up, and I can't help but feel more worried.

Monitor, are you really sure that you are as beautiful as a movie actor and can be qualified for the job of tracking suspects in the future? You are too eye-catching as a plainclothes policeman. You are not afraid of walking down the street and encountering three stinky hooligans who strike up a conversation and end up killing someone. The suspect took the opportunity to escape, so you had to go back to the police station with three gangsters to recharge.

On both sides of the family photo, there are an equal number of small dolls, which slightly subverts ordinary people's perception of the monitor.

But I'm not surprised at all, because these dolls are all ceramic kittens and puppies. Probably the squad leader put them here specially to make up for his regret that he was hated by cats and dogs and could not keep pets, so as to heal the soul. Bar.

There is no need to talk about the study desk on the other side. Just like a good student’s study desk, it’s like a monitor’s study desk. In a word, it’s neat and organized. I wish I could all study materials numbered by letters.

But placed on top of all the learning materials is a "Dog Breeding Guide".

It was in this bedroom that was full of order, but inadvertently exuded a bit of girlishness, that Zhuang Ni asked me to join her and take away a piece of the squad leader's underwear.

"Get out quickly." I said to Zhuang Ni, who was walking on the floor wearing only stockings. "If you don't leave, I will go to the kitchen and tell the monitor."

"You can go now." Zhuang Ni was not afraid, "It's just enough to let the squad leader know how incompetent you are, and you didn't even stop me from entering."

"you……"

"Anyway, I will lock the door as soon as you leave. Then I can do whatever I want..."

Zhuang Ni's narrowed eyes seemed to have been poured into black tea, showing an intoxicating color.

"If you don't leave now, I will force you to leave." I took a step forward, pretending to use force.

Zhuang Ni suddenly leaned over to the penultimate drawer of the wardrobe and pulled it open. Suddenly, the garden was filled with joy. It was filled with the squad leader's neatly folded underwear.

"Ha, it's really here." Zhuang Ni was very proud that her guess had been verified, "Since the second drawer is the underwear counter, then the first drawer is for bras, and the third drawer is for socks. It really conforms to the upper, middle and lower order of the human body.”

"Hey, what are you going to do to the monitor's underwear?" I knew I had to stop him, but my eyes were involuntarily attracted to the underwear in the drawer, and I wanted to know what styles the monitor's underwear were.

"Ah, hollow translucent underwear, monitor is so bold."

Zhuang Ni suddenly said something, causing me to look straight at her with uneasy eyes, only to find that what Zhuang Ni was holding in her hand was just a pair of ordinary blue water-patterned girl's underwear.

"Asshole, you lied about military information, do you know your crime?" I scolded Zhuang Ni after being deceived.

"Hmph, disgusting man."

Zhuang Ni murmured, "If the squad leader really had a pair of those underwear, you must have divided the spoils with me on the spot. You were obviously thinking about letting the squad leader wear hollow translucent underwear to serve you, but you still pretended to be a good boy... …”

"You are as hypocritical and as annoying as the squad leader's brother."

I took a deep breath and decided not to be instigated by Zhuang Ni. The first priority at the moment was to get Zhuang Ni out of the monitor's bedroom and not give her the opportunity to take away any of the monitor's underwear.

"Close the drawer. I'll give you three seconds. If you don't do what I say, I will drag you out of the house. But don't blame me for running into you then."

"Why are you so proud?" Zhuang Ni stopped searching for her underwear, turned her face, and looked at me coldly.

"Do you think that after escaping my curse once, everything will be safe? When we were in Cuisong Mountain, I used such a powerful curse against you, and you were able to survive."

I personally have never believed in strange powers and gods, and the idea that Zhuang Ni put a curse on me, causing me to almost die, was considered by me to be nonsense and just wishful thinking on her part.

But Zhuang Ni's next sentence triggered my anger.

"My intuition tells me that my curse failed this time, and something blocked you from the disaster. You will not be so lucky in the future..."

What are you referring to? Are you referring to my unborn younger brother/sister who unfortunately had a miscarriage by Aunt Ren? You actually called her "something".

You ask for a beating.

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In terms of popularity rankings, the number of members of the Squad Leader's Party is increasing at an alarming rate. Driven by the new book friend "Shuo Mengmeng" who joined the party and other Squad Leaders, the popularity of the Squad Leader has been soaring. Even if it exceeds 30,000, it is not far away.

Things that are out of reach.

In addition, book friends "Abalone with Cucumbers" and "shallwe" each wrote 3 chapters for Amy, asking for Amy's H-plot. Real girls are really crazy.

Finally, book friend "Wu Miao" voted 14 flowers for John (Amy's biological father), so this man who had surpassed General Ye Yuanfeng but was almost as hard-working also appeared on the ranking list.
Chapter completed!