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【711】 Lonely SMS

Maybe I didn’t make it clear before, but actually the bed I use to rest in the living room is not a bedroom bed, but a sofa bed. It was originally part of the sofa where the squad leader and the others sat. It was Dr. Yu who changed it from it so that it would be convenient to lie down and watch porn. Take it out of the sectional sofa and place it opposite the coffee table.

Now Gong Caicai was lying on the carpet because she was frightened by watching the porn. Fortunately, the squad leader provided first aid in time and used artificial respiration to bring Gong Caicai back to the world.

After Gong Caicai woke up leisurely, she actually thought she was in a dream, and murmured to herself in a daze, saying that rather than marrying a scary man, she would feel more at ease in the future by marrying the monitor.

Confession on Chinese Valentine's Day, this is already the second time that the class monitor has been confessed by a girl, and there is Winnie beside him who is gloating about his misfortune and wants to conduct an "interview".

"Excuse me, monitor, will you agree to Cai Cai's confession?" Pooh used the empty drink can as a microphone and stretched it out in front of the monitor, "What are you going to do with your ex-girlfriend Zhuang Ni? Will you insist on monogamy? Zhuang Ni and Cai Cai Cai, who is the eldest brother and who is the second brother."

I think that since Zhuang Ni is also the "offensive" party in Lily, that is, the party who plays the husband, the current question is not "whether to start polygamy", but "whether to start polyandry" ", Gong Caicai is obviously going to be shared by two "husbands".

"Cai Cai wants to accompany me tonight."

In a world that has gone through an apocalyptic catastrophe and all males have become extinct, the squad leader, who was carrying a shotgun, and Zhuang Ni, who was holding a utility knife, had a quarrel at the entrance of a cave.

"Nonsense, I just stayed with you last night, it's my turn tonight." Zhuang Ni refused to give in.

"It was agreed at the beginning that I would accompany you on odd-numbered days and you on even-numbered days. Yesterday was the 31st and today is the 1st. It is a rule to accompany me for two days in a row."

"The civilized world has been destroyed. Don't tell me about the rules." Zhuang Ni's face darkened, "Believe it or not, I pushed you too."

"Please, please don't quarrel over me..." Gong Caicai sat behind the fire deep in the cave, with her feet covered with an animal skin blanket hunted by the squad leader and Zhuang Ni to protect against the cold and long nuclear winter.

"Here, this blanket is very warm by the fire." Gong Caicai grabbed the corner of the blanket and said, "The three of us covered it together. Let's recall the time when we were in school... At that time, we didn't have to eat because we were hungry. I had no choice but to eat the little rabbit..."

Since the apocalypse, Gong Caicai has experienced a series of changes, and Gong Caicai's eyesight seems to be broken.

"Forget it, let me leave Caicai to you tonight." The squad leader sighed and took off the shotgun on his back, "Recently, the activities of mutants have become more and more rampant. I will keep vigil at night and cannot let us Eaten by mutants."

Zhuang Ni smiled narrowly and sat close to the squad leader at the entrance of the cave. "Have you ever heard of it? Some people say that men are not extinct, just because they have an extra Y chromosome. All mutants have mutated into monsters due to radiation dust. All mutants are the same. of men.”

"So what." The monitor's expression remained unchanged, "Because you have always attacked men as evil creatures, so this time you are satisfied."

"Hmph, I just want to remind you that if among the mutants who attack tonight, there is one who looks very much like Ye Lin from the past. Don't be lenient. You must shoot your head with a shot, otherwise Caicai will become a It becomes their food.”

"Why should I be soft-hearted?" A trace of sadness slipped across the squad leader's face, "It's all because of him that nuclear war broke out in the world..."

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,.

The amount of information in this brain theater is too large. It's obviously a lily movie. Why are there so many complicated science fiction settings included? And why did I cause the nuclear war?

"Dr. Yu, you came just in time. Ye Lin is brain dead."

When I woke up, Pooh was pointing at me and said to Dr. Yu who heard the sound of the porn playing and followed the sound.

"Hmm... the expression is a bit strange." Dr. Yu poked his head in from the half-open door, tugged at the stubble on his chin, and pretended to examine me, "Maybe he has watched too many porn movies. , so the lack of concentration may lead to frequent loss of concentration..."

Who watches more pornographic movies? You are obviously the one who watches pornographic movies. You immediately put the responsibility of showing pornographic movies on TV on me. You are so cunning. Now even if I tell the truth in front of everyone, everyone will You may also think that I am biting back at you and wronging a good person.

"Eh." Dr. Yu used his doctor's intuition to think that there was nothing serious wrong with me because of my random thoughts. However, he found Gong Caicai lying on the carpet with a red face, shortness of breath, and signs of having just been rescued.

Dr. Yu pushed up the Google multimedia glasses on his left eye, "What's going on with this little girl?"

As expected of a non-lolicon, I just saw Gong Caicai's short stature and immature face, so I ignored her towering breasts that were disproportionate to her body and called her "little girl".

"I was a little bit scared." The monitor replied, and used his eyes to prevent Pooh from saying "I was scared by the pornographic film" to prevent Gong Caicai, who had just selectively forgotten, from recalling the horrific scene just now.

Dr. Yu thought for a while and realized that he was probably frightened by the pornographic film, so he asked Pooh and the squad leader to help him help Gong Caicai to the infirmary for observation.

"Can Ye Lin's brain be saved?" When he was about to leave room 103, Pooh looked back at me and asked Dr. Yu.

"The infirmary is over there, yes, Winnie, you have been there." Dr. Yu pointed in the direction of the infirmary, then came back to look at me sitting on the sofa bed.

Because Gong Caicai's clothes were disheveled (the second button was missing), I did not follow him to the infirmary, lest the monitor think I was playing a rogue.

Dr. Yu looked at my left temple, then at my right temple, then patted my shoulder with a worried look, and said in a sad tone:

"Ye Lin, you are always distracted. I am afraid that the toxicity of the blue morpho butterfly has been transferred to your brain. I would like to express my condolences. Do you have any last wishes? If you haven't seen enough porn..."

Hey, you said a few days ago that you were very confident that you could cure me, but why did you immediately say that my brain was poisoned and my life was at stake? If you don’t treat people like this, I...

There was a moment of panic, and viral heart disease came as promised. I quickly calmed down and held my chest tightly to eliminate the impact of the tachycardia.

Seeing me covering my chest, Dr. Yu nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, it seems that the toxicity is still lodged in the heart and has not transferred."

"Congratulations." Dr. Yu changed his hand and patted my shoulder, smiling victoriously as if I had been cured. "Ye Lin, I can at least confirm that the lesions in your brain have nothing to do with the blue morpho butterfly..."

It doesn't matter if they are all sick. I won't believe what you say anymore. My brain is not sick, I just have more active thinking. It's all your fault. I haven't had a heart attack for several days.

After a brief consultation, Gong Caicai was declared fine. Dr. Yu only gave Gong Caicai two mints and dismissed her.

"The green one can improve immunity, and the blue one can improve concentration."

After saying the above words to Gong Caicai in a very irresponsible manner, Gong Caicai gratefully took the pills which were actually mints.

As Dr. Yu often says, "Giving ineffective candy to patients and telling them it is a panacea can sometimes produce an incredible placebo effect and awaken their own resistance."

The monitor knew it well and didn't say anything, but Pooh asked Dr. Yu urgently: "Prescribe me some of those little blue pills. The teacher always says that I lack concentration. With this kind of With the medicine, my illness will be cured."

I don't know if you can cure the disease of lack of concentration, Pooh. But it is the disease of being easily deceived, and there is no cure for it in this life.

And Dr. Yu, you are so damned good, why did you press these mints into little blue pills? If others hear it, they will think that the little blue pill that Winnie wants is Viagra, and the disease she has is impotence. Lift it.

What a scam, if Pooh takes Viagra, will it still be effective because she is a tomboy? Are you going to push back on me again? Now I have a heart disease and I can’t resist. Am I going to do this? Have you been insulted by Pooh?

The torrential rain in the morning came and went quickly. By this time, the rain had stopped for a while. The squad leader decided to send Gong Caicai home. Firstly, it could prevent the frail girl from getting sick due to being exposed to the rain and being frightened. Secondly, Also because Gong Caicai had just accidentally confessed to her, it was awkward for the two of them to continue to stay together.

Dr. Yu had a lot of hospital gowns. He found a hospital gown and used scissors to cut off the long sleeves and trouser legs, and then it fit Gong Caicai.

Wearing the hospital gown outside of the pajamas will at least provide an extra layer of clothing to withstand the cool breeze after the rain, and prevent Gong Caicai from being exposed due to missing buttons.

In the end, Dr. Yu arranged for 004 to drive Gong Caicai and the squad leader home one after another. Pooh stayed in the VIP building with me and had lunch and dinner with the French chef before reluctantly going home for the night.

Of course, when Amy came back from filming, Winnie confessed to Amy that he had brought the squad leader and Gong Caicai to take shelter from the rain, and even made Gong Caicai wear Amy's pajamas on his own initiative.

"Is it just such a trivial matter?" Amy was not offended by Winnie because of this. "Although Katyusha has no good intentions towards the valet, since you have been monitoring her, you did not give her the opportunity to harm my valet and me. If you have a dog, I won’t argue with you.”

"Miss Amy is really magnanimous." Pooh quickly flattered her.

"Hmph, it's a good thing that you only gave my pajamas to big-breasted women. If you gave my pajamas to Katusha, I might be angry."

Sister, don't be ridiculous, how could the squad leader wear your clothes? Even Gong Caicai was almost strangled because your pajamas were not loose enough on the chest.

Amy seemed tired on the set today, and she didn't talk much to me. She just had a bite of dinner and fell asleep in her bedroom.

After all, Amy is an American and has no idea about the Chinese Valentine's Day. She doesn't understand that today is China's Valentine's Day.

At 23:20 in the evening, I was lying on the bed, tossing and turning and couldn't fall asleep.

Xiaoqin, who once wanted to celebrate even the "46-day anniversary of our official relationship" with me, couldn't possibly forget that today is Chinese Valentine's Day.

But she, who was obviously doing summer homework with me yesterday, not only didn’t come to see me today, she didn’t even call me.

I don’t know why I feel a little lonely...

So I lay on the bed and sent a text message to Xiaoqin.

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In terms of popularity rankings, book friend "Aurora in the Sky" voted two flowers for Dr. Yu and said "Dr. Yu is a good person", so Dr. Yu was honored to be on the list.

In addition, the book friend "Tianlai Yingluo" on the 17K mobile phone site cast 30 PK votes for Xiaojuan (a female student who once pursued Ye's father) and left a message: "We must stage a four-corner love."

Does this refer to the love triangle of Father Ye, Aunt Ren, Xiaojuan, and Huo Zhenbang? Aunt Ren will hate you to death...
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