After Gong Caicai expressed that she was not too fond of French food, the class monitor also said that she was not going to eat here at noon because it was already embarrassing to come in and disturb her in the rain, so how could she still have the shamelessness to eat.

"And I have to go home and cook for Xiaozhe." The squad leader looked at the time on his phone, "He just came back from his aunt's house yesterday. Maybe he is not used to the food cooked by his aunt. I think he is a little hungry and thin. "

It's not that he's hungry, but he was forced by Uncle Huoqiu to wear a maid outfit and do some housework that he would never do at home. Asshole, why don't you just let Shu Zhe dress up in a maid outfit at home every day, at least help his sister wash the dishes? .

"Xiao Zhe is finally willing to stay at home during the Chinese Valentine's Day." The squad leader always seemed a bit uninvolved when talking about his younger brother. "I heard that many of his classmates have asked girls out. Young people nowadays..."

The monitor's tone sounded like he was much older than Shu Zhe.

"Some time ago, I suspected that Xiaozhe himself had a girlfriend, but after recent observation, it seems that is not the case. Maybe it was my misunderstanding."

You are right, Shu Zhe did break up with his girlfriend Xiaoli, and now he has become someone else's girlfriend. You must never have thought of such a cheating thing.

The monitor took out his cell phone to check the time, but before he could put it back in his pocket, the cell phone vibrated. After entering the VIP building, the monitor changed his cell phone to vibrate, probably because he felt that he was an uninvited guest and did not want the ringtone of his cell phone to disturb other people.

"Hey, Xiaozhe, you have to go out." Wearing Pooh's denim shorts, the monitor stood up and walked to the window to answer the phone. His long legs looked very appetizing from behind (I was wrong).

"I'm not with the girls, but I'm just going to the computer market with the boys. I need to put a film on the iPad I brought home yesterday. I also had lunch outside." The monitor breathed a sigh of relief, and then sighed again, such a long and short sigh. , all remind me of Li Qingzhao.

"Then please be safe and come back as early as possible. What do you want to have for dinner?"

After asking Shu Zhe about his request for dinner, the monitor hung up the phone and sat back on the sofa.

"I originally planned to call Caicai to my house to have lunch with me and Xiaozhe..." the monitor said regretfully.

"I, I also plan to learn cooking from the squad leader..." Gong Caicai said weakly, "Compared with foreign food, I still prefer the dishes cooked by the squad leader..."

The monitor's brows twitched unnoticeably, and he said with an unnatural smile: "Cai Cai, when you come to my house, you are a guest. How can you let a guest go to the kitchen? You just have to wait patiently for me to prepare the dishes... …”

"Yes, really." Gong Caicai couldn't think of any reason to refute.

"Absolutely." The monitor looked away with a bit of shame.

Monitor, what are you ashamed of? Aren't you just worried that the clumsy Gong Caicai will break all the dishes in your kitchen? You don't need guests in the kitchen. Xiaoqin obviously did it for you. Monitor, you are just for the sake of the dishes. If your life is safe, don’t you plan to teach Gong Caicai how to cook?

"The dishes that Gong Caicai needs to break to make a dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes can be converted into RMB, which is enough to order 5 braised beef rice."

This is the unanimous evaluation of Gong Caicai’s cooking skills from girls who have seen Gong Caicai cook.

It is said that the food cooked by Gong Caicai is not too unpalatable, at least it is home-cooked. Compared with the dark cuisine made by Pooh under Amy's command, it is not too much to say that it is delicious in the world (compared with the dark cuisine, the food I cook is also Delicious food in the world).

But no matter what, if Gong Caicai cooks, the dishes will become consumables like oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. The "crack" and "pop" sounds of the dishes breaking from the kitchen from time to time are really enough to make people feel sad. Terrified.

"I'm sorry." Gong Caicai, who dressed up as a cook after her marriage, looked at the debris-strewn kitchen and the empty dining table with tears in her eyes, and apologized to her husband when he came home from work, "Dinner was already cooked, but I served it I didn’t hold the table steady..."

"What's the use of you?" My husband tore off the tie around his neck and rushed over, "I've worked hard all day and I haven't had dinner, so just let me have dinner instead."

"Please, please don't be here, ah."

I accidentally fell into the theater in my head again, and then Pooh started wagging his finger in front of my eyes.

"Wow, there seems to be something wrong with Ye Lin's brain. It seems like there is a 'brain absence discharge'."

"Nonsense." I scolded her. "It was just a little wandering. Didn't Einstein often conduct brain experiments? I heard that Einstein developed the theory of relativity using brain experiments."

Yes, in the final analysis, brain experiments are also a type of brain theater. If I follow Einstein as an example, my brain theater will have nothing to be ashamed of, because without brain theater, Einstein would not have studied it. Come up with the theory of relativity. Without the theory of relativity, there would be no atomic bomb. Without the atomic bomb, Japanese imperialism would not have surrendered prematurely under the bombing of the atomic bomb. In other words,.

It was the theater in the brain that defeated the Japanese invaders. There is nothing wrong with the idea that the country is powerful because it has a scientific basis.

"It's true." Pooh didn't believe that he could figure out the theory of relativity just by imagining. "Don't lie to me. I heard that Einstein tested more than 1,600 materials in order to invent the incandescent lamp... …”

"It was Edison who invented the incandescent light bulb. Don't be confused just because they both have the last name 'Love'."

"What..." Pooh was shocked, "It turns out that Edison's surname is 'Love', and foreigners don't have their first name first and last name last. I thought he was related to Andersen."

I felt like the security guard at the gate of Qingzi Academy, who was about to cry because of Pooh.

Pooh's stupidity rarely made Gong Caicai amused, "Well, Pooh is so funny."

What a funny person, she is simply uneducated and incompetent. Last time she even asked me about the relationship between Qi Baishi and King Xuan of Qi, and who was more powerful, Zhang Fei or Zhang Yide.

Qi Baishi has nothing to do with King Xuan of Qi. King Xuan of Qi's real name is Tian Bijiang, not Qi at all, and Zhang Fei is Zhang Yide. Pooh, you are talking about cross talk, so hurry up and join the Deyun Society.

Hearing Gong Caicai say that he was humorous, Pooh admitted it without being ashamed.

"Of course, how could I not know that Andersen was the inventor of the light bulb... No, Edison, I made a mistake on purpose, waiting for you to complain."

"By the way, monitor, you said that Shu Zhe brought home an iPad yesterday and you bought it for him. Aren't you worried that it would delay his studies and don't approve of buying such things?"

Because the monitor, as the head of the family of left-behind children, is in charge of all finances, he is able to buy things like iPads compared to ordinary students who only have pocket money.

The squad leader said a little helplessly: "My uncle sold it to Xiaozhe. He said that he hadn't seen him for several years, so he gave him a gift. He also said that he would ask my aunt to take me to buy shoes. In fact, there is no need to waste money... …”

"It's your uncle who knows how to hunt." Pooh imitated the action of pulling a trigger and asked excitedly.

"That's him." The squad leader bit his lower lip, "Unfortunately, he was attacked by a bear and his right arm was disabled, so my uncle retired from the Forestry Bureau and went home early to recuperate."

"That's such a pity." Pooh looked annoyed, "I wanted to learn how to shoot from him."

Winnie, you want to learn everything. You became a teacher of Xiaoqin two days ago, but you couldn’t learn Yin Yang Sanshou. You reluctantly learned Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick and came back. Now you want to learn how to shoot a gun... Are you planning to let Have you become a loser who masters all skills but is not proficient in any of them?

"Bear..." Gong Caicai's face turned pale when she heard that the monitor's uncle was attacked by a bear. "The monitor's uncle is so pitiful. I hope he will get better in the future. But why does the bear attack people? Are you hungry?" …”

The squad leader sighed. Gong Caicai obviously didn't understand the cruelty of the wild animal world. As long as he stepped into the black bear's territory or disturbed its hibernation, he would be attacked mercilessly.

But I think the main reason why Uncle Fireball was attacked is because he lost his hunter aura.

"Monitor." Pooh suddenly remembered something, "Was the bear that attacked your uncle later killed by a hunter?"

"Probably not." The squad leader frowned, "Uncle didn't go into details, although beasts that attack people generally do need to be hunted to avoid forming a habit..."

"Hunt..." This cold word seemed to hit Gong Caicai hard, "Do we have to hunt it? Can we lock it in a zoo?"

"Tch, we're not that easy to hunt." Xiong Yaoyue said, holding a straw she found somewhere, "After all, it's my family, and it must have been hiding smartly now."

The squad leader's face was cold, as if she would never have given the black bear a chance to attack her uncle if she had been in the forest, and now she has not given up on hunting the black bear herself to avenge her uncle.

"Wow, monitor, your expression is so scary." Pooh shuddered and said, "If you want to hunt a bear, I won't stop you, but don't get it wrong, you'll hunt me too."

He grabbed the remote control on the coffee table and pressed the start button on the large wall-mounted LCD TV.

"Let's not talk about this topic anymore. It makes my scalp tense. Let's watch some good TV."

When Winnie first picked up the remote control, I didn't take it too seriously. I'm not in the habit of watching TV. I haven't turned on the TV in the past few days. Instead, I was playing the theater in my head, or playing with what Amy threw to me. ipad and the like.

But as the TV screen turned from dark to bright, my heart suddenly beat faster and I realized that there was a huge crisis in front of me.

Damn, this TV has been modified by Dr. Yu. It can receive satellite adult channels for free. The last person watching TV was probably Dr. Yu.
Chapter completed!