In his living room, surrounded by the three of us, forcing him to open the package in front of him, Uncle Huoqiu didn't show any signs of guilt or timidity.

Instead, there was an element of pride and disdain in his expression.

He casually handed the express box into my hand and said, "You are so interested in the contents, so just open it yourself."

Hey, you are so confident. Could it be that what is inside is not lubricant and intestinal tract device, but a postal bomb or something? It will explode with a "boom" as soon as I open it.

In addition, I also heard that in order to retaliate against a buyer who left a negative review, some of my colleagues in the online store mailed poop to the buyer, making sure that he would reach out and touch it, which would make him sick for half a year.

So in order to prevent the contents from being bombs or feces, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:

"Open it. The sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you can decide whether you want to compete with Uncle Fireball."

Fan Chuan gave Uncle Huoqiu a hard look, and without using scissors or a utility knife, he directly tore open the tape of the express box with his hands. The action was very rough.

"Don't break it." Uncle Fireball reminded coldly.

"Why, you still plan to use the things in this." Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you?"

But when the express package box was opened, Fan Chuan was stunned, and Xiao Ding was also stunned when he saw what was inside.

Hey, don't block me, let me see what it is. Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a piece of shit on its head? As long as it stays there for a while and explodes, you will become a goddess. Scatter flowers so that no one can escape.

Damn it, you are so cruel as a seller. How many bad reviews did Uncle Huoqiu give you?

I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that what was lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.

"Well...even though it's an Apple packaging box, is there something secret inside? It actually contains something else." Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.

"Then you might as well unpack the box." Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it gets damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price."

I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.

"There is nothing else installed. It should be a tablet computer. It doesn't weigh like lubricant..."

Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products. You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands."

Who is that professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight.

"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong?" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.

"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, do you have the right to say that I am a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, so buying him a gift is not normal. We have been getting along with each other these days. Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple products..."

With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.

"Why, it turns out that uncle didn't want me to..."

Shu Zhe still looked like a delicate girl on the outside, which made Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding tremble in their hearts. Their face, which had been stern with Uncle Huoqiu just now, softened unconsciously.

Although Uncle Huoqiu has been used to seeing his nephew's appearance these days, in front of the two suitors, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Shu Zhe seems to be more feminine, making Uncle Huoqiu not sure where to turn his eyes. I had to try my best to look away and said:

"Uncle was really angry with you at first, but if you think about it carefully, I can't blame you entirely. You have been wronged these past few days, so I gave you this tablet as an apology... Don't argue with your sister. Your parents told you."

Are you buying them with gifts? Uncle Fireball, you should also follow the American method of using sticks and carrots.

When Shu Zhe saw that the gift given to him by his uncle was still in my hand, he couldn't wait to take a step forward and almost snatched the iPad from my hand.

After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer packaging, Shu Zhe pouted and said after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation of iPad? The latest one is now the fourth generation."

Don’t be dissatisfied, even the third generation iPad costs about 2,500 yuan. I think back when my dad bought me a 300 yuan MP4 as a birthday gift, I felt very happy.

"Anyway, you can use it first." Uncle Huoqiu scratched the short hair on the back of his head a little embarrassedly, "Although it seems that you want an iPhone 5s, I think your phone is still very new, so I will buy an iPad for you to play with first. , wait until your current mobile phone is worn out..."

Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and had received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.

In the blink of an eye, he saw that the mobile phone he had bought less than three months ago was placed on the dining table next to the Wuliangye bottle. So regardless of the fact that he was wearing a skirt, he took the mobile phone in his hand in three steps and pretended to be casual. , letting the phone slip naturally from the grasp, hoping to smash it to pieces on the hard tile floor.

As for your moral integrity, after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you.

I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone. Do you really want the iPhone 5s?

Fortunately, I was prepared. When Shu Zhe went to the dining table to get his mobile phone, I followed him. At this time, I happened to catch the missing mobile phone in my hand and prevented the phone from breaking.

Huh, Mr. Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou can catch people falling from high altitudes. Although I am not strong enough and have heart problems, I still have no problem catching a mobile phone.

"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.

Hey, you are too ambitious to be bold. You think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle all like you and have support, so you dare to glare at me.

Unable to encourage his arrogance, I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.

Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately acted like summoned beasts, protecting Shu Zhe.

"Whatever you want to do to my little red, you can do it even if it's so cute."

"Xiaoye, you...don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone..."

Who said she didn't do it on purpose? It's okay for Fan Chuan to be dead-set. Xiao Ding, you have also fallen for it. You were in contact with the squad leader every three days in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the squad leader, you fell in love with the squad leader's younger brother.

Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.

You ungrateful thing, if I had known I wouldn't come to save you, if I had known I would have let Uncle Fireball blow your asshole.

Wait, it seems that Uncle Huoqiu has no intention of blowing Shu Zhe's anus, and this door-to-door delivery is proof.

But if you don’t plan to do it today, it doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future. Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women’s clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as “Xiao Hong”, as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes.

While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy showing off their hospitality, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:

"What do you mean by buying a gift for Shu Zhe? Is it possible that you still want to have a long relationship with Shu Zhe and let him, who worships money, have a 'compensated relationship' with you?"

"Who would engage in paid dating with your nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the younger generation."

"Nonsense." I frowned, "You and Shusha haven't seen each other for a long time. Why do you only give gifts to your nephew and not your niece?"

In addition to suspecting Uncle Huoqiu's impure motives, I also felt a little bit aggrieved for the monitor.

"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift." Uncle Huoqiu exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I planned to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes."

As a girl, the squad leader’s shoes are really too few. Uncle Huoqiu wants to buy shoes for the squad leader, which can be regarded as using good steel on the blade.

"Wait a minute." I asked again, "You don't want to accompany Shusha to the mall to buy shoes, and then peek at her feet while she is trying on the shoes, you lolita control."

"Who planned that?" Uncle Fireball was furious, "I'm not that perverted, but you are very interested in my niece's feet, you foot-controlling nymphomaniac."

I felt a little guilty and speechless. When I was at the hotel at the foot of Cuisong Mountain a few days ago, I did use the monitor's bare feet for a very bad purpose.

"I will ask my wife to accompany her when it comes to buying shoes for Sasha." Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha. I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha..."

"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"

"Well..." This time it was Uncle Fireball's turn to feel guilty, "I thought that because the heels are higher, after wearing them, my running speed won't be that fast..."

"Damn it, you pervert, you are still thinking about Shusha, right? You think Shusha will be easier for you to catch up and knock her down if she wears those kind of shoes."

"Ye Lin, shut up. I only have the love for Shasha that an uncle has for a niece, an elder has for a junior, and a hunter has for a young hunter." Uncle Fireball lectured me righteously, and later licked his dry lips:

"I hope Shasha wears shoes that are not suitable for running. I just want... I just want that if I lose control one day and really push Shu Zhe, at least I won't be easily caught up and killed by my niece..."

You also said that you are not a pervert. After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shu Zhe. Now you are buying him with gifts. Do you hope that one day he will be pushed by you voluntarily?

I can't stand it anymore. There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe doesn't look like a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down.
Chapter completed!