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【701】 The unpleasant thing to drink

"Xiao Hong, what on earth did that beast do to you?"

Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.

"Yes." Xiao Ding also said behind his back, "If you don't tell us, how will we know how to avenge you?"

Unless they knew it in advance, it would be difficult for anyone to tell whether it was his appearance or his voice. The "Xiao Hong" currently lying on the bedside, trembling slightly, was actually a cute boy.

Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arms with maid wristbands, and said aggrievedly:

"Uncle...the courier hasn't been delivered yet, but uncle can't wait any longer. He, he insists on forcing me to drink..."

Fan Chuan saw the shiny, unknown liquid sliding down from the corner of Shu Zhe's mouth. He didn't know whether it was tears or something else.

Fan Chuan's eyes were immediately split, and he was furious. His eyes were red and he shouted: "Have I even done that kind of thing to you? I've actually opened my mouth to you..."

Anger is anger, and the concern and love in it can even be heard by Uncle Huoqiu and I in the living room.

"Yeah." Shu Zhe, who was in an unstable mood, sniffed and nodded. In fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.

Xiao Ding was stomping his feet in anger and glared at Uncle Huoqiu who was standing in the living room with resentful eyes. Uncle Huoqiu frowned and did not respond.

"Just, it doesn't matter even if something like that is done to me."

Fan Chuan originally planned to rush to the living room to fight with Uncle Huoqiu, but when he saw that Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath due to the exhaustion of his energy from crying for a long time, he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.

"Xiaohong, my love for you transcends gender, so why would I care if you are touched by others?" Fan Chuan said loudly, "Don't be sad, I'm here to protect you, and I will never let others hurt you again." Already,."

When it came to the emotional point, he couldn't help but leaned down and hugged Shu Zhe from behind. He wanted to squeeze the sobbing cat-eared maid into his broad chest.

Suddenly being hugged, and feeling the sincere feelings in the other person's words, Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment. Instead of struggling desperately like when he was forcibly hugged by Fan Chuan in the men's room, he let the other person's arms wrap around his. waist.

Their bodies were so close together with a thin layer of fabric that they could even transmit the beating of their hearts.

Shu Zhe, who had only known money worship and conspiracy all this time, suddenly had an extremely rare expression of feeling safe and happy on his face.

Although it was fleeting, the pair of black eyes that were genetically homologous to the squad leader swept away all the haze and shadows in a thousandth of a second, immersing them in a trembling happiness and joy. .

His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but no matter what, he did not break away from Fan Chuan's arms, not even trying.

With great fear and being coerced by my uncle for several days, I finally found a harbor where I could take temporary refuge.

Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold and hated being robbed of the opportunity. He had no choice but to watch the two hugging each other awkwardly.

Uncle Huoqiu even stared straight-eyed, commenting: "Damn, they are really more and more promiscuous every generation."

Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained: "It tastes so bad...Uncle forced me to drink it...It tastes so bad..."

Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly and stared at Uncle Fireball with murderous eyes. At the same time, he comforted Shu Zhe and said:

"Don't cry, I won't force you, and I will eat pineapple every day from now on, it will definitely taste better."

Fan Chuan, that's enough. Where did you hear this folk remedy from? Even if you insist on eating pineapples for a year, Shu Zhe won't think that stuff is delicious.

Shu Zhe didn't seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly turned his body at a slight angle.

"Fan Chuan, you..."

"Call me Xiaochuan. As I said before, Xiaohong, if you have any requests, just ask."

"Xiaochuan, you..." Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You make me very uncomfortable..."

"Okay, you stinky scoundrel." Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab the collar of Fan Chuan's neck.

Fan Chuan dodged and said: "Fuck you, I'm just a man who loves you deeply. It's none of your business to be a dota man."

"Of course it's none of my business." Xiao Ding said incoherently, "Dota is the greatest game in the world, and those who play LOL are all primary school students."

"Hmph, as long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow. Can you uninstall the Dota client?"

"I..." Xiao Ding hesitated.

Fan Chuan saw this and sneered: "How about it, although Xiaohong pretended to be your girlfriend, in the end I still love her more. You are not even willing to uninstall the Dota client..."

"This doesn't prove anything." Xiao Ding became angry, "This only proves that Dota users are more sticky than LOL. If you have the ability, you and I can fight two games together..."

"I'm not going. If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me."

"You bastard Demacia, please let go of Xiaohong first."

"I won't let go. Xiaohong likes to be held by me. Xiaohong, do you think so?"

"..."

Shu Zhe was fought over by the two men and remained silent.

"That's enough for you." Uncle Huoqiu, on the other hand, could no longer remain silent. "You molested my nephew in front of me. You really think I am a disabled person."

"What qualifications do you have to criticize me?" Fan Chuan glared at Uncle Huoqiu, "You, my uncle, actually poured it into Xiaohong's mouth..."

I couldn't continue speaking in disgust.

"What did I drink?" Uncle Huoqiu was also angry. He pointed at the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink some wine with me. Who knew he would cry after taking one sip? .”

"Eh." Xiao Ding was stunned, "So it's not, it's not..."

"What do you think it is?" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew? What do you think I did to my nephew in the future?"

Fan Chuan didn't believe it immediately, and asked Shu Zhe in his arms. After receiving a positive answer, he let out a breath of bad breath.

"Fortunately you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to spare you, that bastard named Su Dongpo..."

"Your name is Su Dongpo." Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "My name is Shu Dongbo, please let go of my nephew."

"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "We are in free love. If your uncle wants to interfere, I will make you Dongpo meat."

I originally thought I would face a family ethics tragedy, but unexpectedly it turned into a farce. Sitting on the sofa, I could no longer suppress my smile and asked Shu Zhe:

"Why, Xiaozhe, are you and Fan Chuan in free love? Then I would like to congratulate you two..."

Reminded by my sarcastic words, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and fiercely signaled the other person to let go of him with his eyes. Fan Chuan had no choice but to reluctantly let go temporarily.

"Ye Lin can just stay." Uncle Fireball ordered with a master's attitude, "You two unrelated people, please don't pester my nephew now, you can leave."

"That's not okay." Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how your perverted uncle will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave."

Xiao Ding also rarely stood on the same side as Fan Chuan, echoing: "Su Dongpo is not a good guy either. He himself is a pedophile. He bought a concubine in Hangzhou when he was only 12 years old."

"I told you that my name is not Su Dongpo anymore." Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball appears in real life and is less evil than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly. With my current physical condition, it is still a bit dangerous if I stay alone to negotiate.

Then he cleared his throat and said, "If I'm talking about it from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward..."

"Huh, my last name is unlucky in mahjong. You can just call me Uncle Huoqiu. Others won't know what it means anyway."

Shu Dongbo wouldn't let me call him "Uncle Dongpo". I don't know if he had a psychological shadow on Su Dongpo, and he was afraid that I would call him "Uncle Dongpo" or "Dongpo Rou" by mistake.

I glanced at Shu Zhe's bedroom and the two transvestites standing in the bedroom.

"Uncle Huoqiu, you should already know the relationship between the two of them and Shu Zhe. We can't drive them away until we fully understand it in advance. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, You can also explain it together."

"What else do I need to explain," Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible. If I hadn't turned in the shotgun..."

Hey, Uncle Fireball, you don't have a shotgun anymore. I'm relieved for some reason. I was worried before that you would give another good shotgun to the squad leader, making the squad leader a "two-gun style" or even a "three-gun style".

"You should stay away from your nephew." Of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were not convinced.

Of all the people, I was in a relatively calm mood (nonsense, I would have a heart attack if I got too excited). I took off my sunglasses and pointed to another bedroom with the door open.

"Let's do this, Uncle Fireball, come with me to the bedroom where you and your wife live, and have a good talk about what you want to do with Shu Zhe after dinner."

Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding looked at Uncle Huoqiu with contempt at the same time. Uncle Huoqiu did not respond to me, but pointed at them and said:

"Let's go to the big house to talk, and let them stay in the small house with my nephew. Can I rest assured?"

"Don't underestimate people." Fan Chuan shouted, "I'm different from you. If Xiaohong says she doesn't want to, I will never force her."

"Me too." Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that he didn't know where to come from.

Shu Zhe lowered his head and did not express his position. I pondered for a moment and said to Uncle Huoqiu: "Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other, and they are so close. If anything really happens, I will come out with you to stop it..."

"Okay then." Uncle Huoqiu nodded, "But let me warn you in advance: if you all work together, you will do something to Shu Zhe."

",,Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go when the time comes. I personally taught my niece's marksmanship. Do you think your head is tougher than a wild boar?"

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