【694】Professional Girlfriend
Pooh felt that the reason why I demoted Xiaoqin back to her childhood sweetheart was probably because she failed to push back on me and was discovered by Xiaoqin.
She was completely over-worrying.
Since Xiaoqin is willing to teach Pooh martial arts, it should mean that she doesn't care about that matter.
Pooh is a rare female friend that Xiaoqin has never had, a female friend that she can interact with on an equal footing, and is the closest thing to a "best friend".
Anyway, it is very easy for a man to become mentally ill if he does not have one or two brothers, and women should not be without besties either.
From a certain perspective, it was precisely because Xiaoqin saw Pooh knocking me down and mistakenly thought she had been betrayed that she realized for the first time the importance of her best friend to her.
In Uncle Zhang's flower field, Xiaoqin once said sadly: "From now on, except for classmate Ye Lin, I am alone again..."
Xiaoqin accidentally tasted friendship from Pooh, so she began to worry about gains and losses. I think this is actually a good sign. The purpose of the "Sister-in-law Training Plan" is to let Xiaoqin learn how to socialize with normal people, and normal people You should have brothers or best friends, which are the so-called "gay friends" or "girlfriends".
I looked at Winnie, who was also sitting on the sofa drinking mineral water. The band-aid on her left face was facing me, which made me feel that she was more like a "gay friend" than a "ji friend."
But Pooh is a professional best friend and a senior concubine. We can count it on our fingers.
Pooh is the squad leader's best friend. During gymnastics broadcasts, standing in queues and other activities, Pooh, as a sports committee member, often works with the squad leader to maintain order, which once aroused Zhuang Ni's jealousy.
In addition, the two of them also cooperated perfectly when playing volleyball. Wearing white volleyball uniforms, the two of them synchronized with each other during the game. It is not an exaggeration to describe them as "flying together".
With the squad leader as the link, Pooh is also Big Speaker, PHS, and Gong Caicai's best friend.
Gong Caicai may not want to admit this, because on the surface Winnie bullies her all day long, lifting her skirt and touching her breasts, but she cannot deny that if someone else (especially a boy) bullies Gong Caicai, Winnie will too The first one to jump out and stop her was like "I am the only one who can bully Gong Caicai".
It goes without saying that Winnie is Amy's best friend. Although Amy claims to be Winnie's master every day, it can't change the fact that they are actually best friends. Amy also calls my brother "the dead manservant" every day. .
Finally, Pooh is infinitely close to Xiaoqin’s best friend. I think it’s okay to just regard Pooh as Xiao Qin’s best friend.
There are so many people I know, including Amy and Xiaoqin, two people who normally find it difficult to have best friends.
The Three Roses are not Xiaoqin's best friends, they are just subordinates at best. It is said that after graduating from the third grade of junior high school together with He Ling, the three of them were sent to Korea to attend high school by their parents (perhaps because they were interested in Korea's plastic surgery industry).
Before leaving, the three of them came to see Xiaoqin in tears to say goodbye. While taking care of her mother, Xiaoqin went out to meet them, which was considered as fulfilling her duties as "the first generation".
Winnie is so professional at being a best friend, and I have to admit that she does have many advantages that make her a best friend.
For example: If you are loyal, not scheming, straightforward, and do not hold grudges, not only will she not betray you, but she will not even know that you betrayed her.
Although she acts recklessly and sometimes does bad things with good intentions, you can't really be angry with her because of her sincerity when she comes to "help" and her sincere regret after doing bad things.
In addition, although his tone is not too strict and his mouth is a bit loud, it is not as loud as a loudspeaker anyway. Among girls who like to gossip, it is considered good.
Suddenly I realized: Ren Peng was bullied by my quasi-sister Xiaoqin before, and now he is bullied by my real sister Amy. He is really a role model among "cousins".
It is really not easy for Pooh to be Amy's best friend first, and now Xiaoqin's best friend. I, a sister with two personality problems, please help me correct them.
After careful consideration, I first told Pooh that I broke up with Xiaoqin and had nothing to do with her.
"Winnie, do you still remember?" I asked, "When you first dressed up as Pleasant Goat and saw me and Xiaoqin dating in the amusement park, we didn't let you disclose our relationship to your classmates. What was the reason? With."
"The reason isn't that Xiaoqin's mother, Aunt Ren, is against your puppy love." Pooh finally didn't forget this.
"Yes." I clapped my hands, "So Xiaoqin and I broke up just to show off to Aunt Ren. We will get back together one day."
Because I thought of a way to persuade Pooh, I got a little carried away and accidentally said that I would get back together with Xiaoqin, although I don’t know what the future will bring...
"Hey, why did you break up because of Aunt Ren?" Pooh still didn't understand.
"Isn't this simple?" I chuckled, "Who rescued me after I disappeared."
"It's Xiaoqin, what's the point of asking..."
I pointed to my temple, reminding Pooh to use his brain, "You are stupid, Xiaoqin risked her life to save me. Others know it, and Aunt Ren also knows it. What we are dating this time is of course... I couldn't hide it from her anymore, and she was so angry that she crashed the car on the way."
"Ah..." Pooh opened his mouth wide, like a fish being dragged ashore, and let out an exclamation of realization.
"So." I said in a long voice, "Xiaoqin made her mother so angry that she was injured in a car accident because she fell in love with me early. She felt very guilty, so she calmed down and the two of us broke up temporarily. When she got older, Aunt Ren Don’t be angry with us anymore and get back together again.”
Look at how perfect my lie is. I have to thank Dr. Yu for lying to my father today and inspiring me. As the saying goes, "Read 300 Tang poems by heart, and you can recite them even if you don't know how to recite them." After hearing too many lies, I can't even Even if you don't become a big liar, you can also become a small liar.
This lie kills two birds with one stone. Not only can I continue to pretend to be a couple with Xiaoqin in front of Amy, so that Pooh won't feel weird, but I can also let Pooh keep my relationship with Xiaoqin secret from others as before.
I'm so awesome. This may be the most perfect lie I've ever told.
However, because of the "sick" attribute added to me by viral heart disease, I now have to lie like other weak people to protect myself, which is really sad when I think about it.
"So that's it." Pooh patted her thigh under her skirt and said loudly, "I asked Xiaoqin why she didn't tell her the reason for your breakup. It turns out she was afraid that Aunt Ren in the ward would hear her."
"Right." I quickly added to my anger, "You don't know, I have visited Aunt Ren twice in the past few days, and the look on Aunt Ren's face towards me is really..."
Because the hospital where Aunt Ren is staying is right behind Qingzi Academy, I went to Aunt Ren's ward accompanied by Pentheus. However, both times, Xiao Qin was not there, but my father was there to take care of her. One of them also met Ren Hongde.
As an insider, Ren Hongde did not tell my father and Aunt Ren about his plans to negotiate with Ai Shuqiao and other relevant information. He had the confidence to solve all the troubles by himself and was like a feudal patriarch.
He just seemed to ask my dad unintentionally: "Can you teach high school students?" It seemed that he was secretly planning to find a job for his dad, who was a university lecturer, in the high school department of Qingzi Academy.
"Tch, why would Aunt Ren look so good on you?" Pooh, who was easily deceived by my lies, put her right leg across her left leg regardless of the fact that she was wearing a skirt. Fortunately, there was no one across from her, otherwise there would be everything under her skirt. Got seen through.
"You slept with other girls. You are 14 years old. If it were me, I would have broken your legs..." Pooh said "You deserve it" and continued to drink his own mineral water.
"Who slept with Xiaoqin?" I felt that this misunderstanding must be corrected, "I...I did kiss Xiaoqin, but I have never done anything further."
In fact, it should be considered that I have done it. I have pushed the edge at least once, but it is always true that I have not made it to the last step.
"Pfft." The mineral water Pooh drank in shot out of her mouth like a water arrow and splashed gorgeously on the carpet in the living room.
"No." Pooh asked me, regardless of the water still flowing from the corner of his mouth, "Doesn't that mean that a few days ago, I pushed you back and almost beat Xiaoqin to take away your virginity."
Well, compared to my virginity, your virginity is more precious, right? Are you so excited because you almost felt sorry for Xiaoqin even more?
I read it right, you are indeed the best friend of the year.
"Cough, cough," Pooh coughed for a while because of the water, and frowned as he recalled.
"No wonder...when I ask Xiaoqin how your skills are in bed, she is always vague..."
"Pfft." This time it's my turn to spray water. We won't stop until we get all the carpet in room 103 wet.
"You even ask this kind of thing, you are too careless."
"Hey, Ye Lin, what are you making a fuss about? Best friends will talk about things like whether their boyfriends are helpful or not. Some of my aunts will tell everyone if their boyfriends have any perverted behavior in that regard. Complaining."
No, that's not it. The scope of communication among you women is too wide. Men will never talk about how their girlfriends behave in bed.
Pooh wiped his mouth with a tissue on the coffee table and handed me a piece.
"Humph, when I asked Xiaoqin, 'Is Ye Lin rough or not?' and 'Do you only care about yourself?', Xiaoqin either ignored me or made nonsense of you and described you as as wide as the Three Gorges Dam..."
"Hey, what exactly is the Three Gorges Dam? How does my whole body look like the Three Gorges Dam?"
"I'm also surprised. I thought Xiao Qin was someone who has come from the past, but I feel that her knowledge in this area is even less reliable than what I got from pornographic movies..."
Master Pooh, my stepsister’s appearance makes you laugh. You have read all the porn movies and you are completely qualified to be a teacher for Xiao Qin who has only read shoujo comics and a few H comics.
"It turns out that you two have never done this before, and I was almost deceived by you. Fortunately, I was smart and didn't continue to be deceived by you..."
Chapter completed!