【692】 Functional test
"Amy, what are you doing?" I quickly backed away from my sister's hand grabbing my crotch. "Not only did you fail the cultural class, but you also failed the common sense of being a human being."
Amy, who failed to succeed, pressed forward again without caring.
"Take off your pants and let me check."
He said extremely bad things in a beautiful voice, and his blue eyes flashed with suspicion.
Generally speaking, this should be a request made by a perverted brother to his sister. What kind of trouble would you make on the other hand?
"How can I take off my pants in front of you?" I stretched out my hands to stop Amy from coming over, "Get out quickly, I will call someone if you do this again."
"Hmph, just scream, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken."
It seems that we, brother and sister, have entered into a strange role reversal.
If I wasn't worried about having a heart attack, I could have wrapped Amy in a sheet, turned her into a human spring roll, and then carried her over my shoulders to Pentheus.
Limited by my current physical condition, I am a little helpless in the face of the aggressive Amy.
"Amy, can you go out for a while? Regarding that issue, how about asking Dr. Yu to come over and discuss it with you in detail?"
"No, what if he joins forces with you to deceive me? Seeing is believing."
"Just think of it as helping my brother..."
"Brother, do you love me?" Amy suddenly changed to a gentler tone.
"Love, love." I answered strangely.
As soon as I said the words, Amy's eyes widened to the extreme and she asked loudly: "How can you still love me when you have sexual dysfunction?"
Damn... I'm so angry that I'm vomiting blood. The necessary condition for the love between brother and sister is not perfect sexual function. Even between ordinary lovers, they don't have to use that kind of thing to express their love.
I calmed down, felt the frequency of my heartbeat, and felt that I should be able to subdue Amy while keeping my heartbeat steady.
"Amy, you are so shameless. If you touch your brother again..." I pointed to the curtains in the living room, "I will pull down the curtains and tie your hands."
Amy, however, was not afraid of my threat at all. She tilted her head so that her ponytails were one high and the other low. She smiled narrowly at me and said, "It turns out that my brother is also a pervert who likes SM..."
Who is a pervert? I tied your hands not for SM, but to prevent you from sexually assaulting me.
"It's okay if I don't go." Seeing my firm attitude, Amy compromised slightly, "But brother, you have to prove to yourself that you still have the ability to love me."
"Asshole, how can you prove something like that? Do you want me to take out my heart and show it to you?"
"That's not easy. If you masturbate in front of me, you can prove it."
Amy crossed her arms in front of her chest and said lightly.
I was so angry that my face turned red and my ears burst out with tears.
"How can I have a brother who masturbates to his own sister?"
"Hey, it turns out that 'in front of me' can't satisfy my brother. What he wants is to masturbate 'in front of me'."
Amy misinterpreted my words maliciously.
However, his two small hands left his chest, reached towards the skirt of his short skirt, pinched the skirt, and lifted it up slightly.
Her seductive, stage-level elegant gestures and matching stance make her look like a delicate work of art.
But this can't change the fact that she is lifting up her skirt to me. If she goes up a little further, her underwear will be exposed. Do you want to kill your brother? This kind of thing is called "Kill or Die" in Japanese animation. "The benefits will really make me die in one hit.
Amy raised her skirt with great concentration and said with a flushed face: "Humph, my brother is resisting and refuses to do anything. He must be waiting for this kind of thing. It's really a headache to have such a brother... reluctantly, Just provide my brother with some food and drinks..."
Having a sister like you gives me a headache. If I masturbate to my sister who has lifted up her skirt, I will lose my qualifications as a human being and fall into the state of an animal. This is worse than when you came over and touched me just now. ah.
"Ye Lin, are you still alive? I'm here to see you."
The door to room 103 was suddenly pushed open with great force.
The person who broke in was Winnie, who was wearing a Qingzi school uniform. If you didn't see the band-aids on her cheeks and knees, she would have looked quite ladylike.
Winnie, who had a cheerful smile on her face, looked in her direction and happened to see Amy's back. She saw Amy facing me and seemed to be doing something, while I looked embarrassed.
"What are you playing at, you two?"
When she found someone coming in without knocking, Amy subconsciously put back the hem of her skirt. Although this sister was sexy, she was not sexy enough to show her beauty under her skirt in front of anyone.
Seeing that the person who broke in rashly was Winnie, Amy put her heart down again and showed an expression of "it's you".
"I'm really not used to Ye Lin wearing a hospital gown." Pooh said as he walked towards us, "When you were in the first year of junior high school, you had a fight with someone and suffered more serious injuries than this. You were not hospitalized for recuperation at that time. .”
"But..." Pooh put his finger on his chin and thought for a while, asking and answering himself, "Think about it carefully, if I could live in Miss Amy's VIP building all day long and eat meals cooked by French chefs, I might He might also be pretending to be sick... Oops, my stomach hurts for some reason."
"Stop pretending." Amy scolded him angrily, "You can come whenever you want, but the manservant really has a problem."
"Ye Lin, what's wrong with him?" Pooh's hands were still covering his stomach.
"Amy, don't talk nonsense, I..."
"Dr. Yu suspects that there is something wrong with Ye Lin's sexual function, and I am testing him."
Completely ignoring my obstruction, Amy explained to Pooh on her own.
"Pfft." Pooh tried to hold back her laughter, but failed in the end and spitted out a lot of saliva. I take it back. No matter how ladylike she is, she has nothing to do with being a lady.
After wiping away the saliva at the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, Pooh laughed and said: "How is that possible? Ye Lin's sexual function is very normal. It should be a little more normal than 'normal' and belongs to the relatively powerful range... "
Amy frowned and said suspiciously: "It sounds like you have tested it yourself..."
"Ah." Pooh suddenly realized that the information she knew about my little friend came from the fact that she accidentally ate aphrodisiac berries the day before yesterday, and when she was trying to push back on me, something bad was pressed against her butt.
Even if you are a man, this kind of thing is extremely embarrassing and cannot be mentioned in front of other people.
So he hurriedly changed his words: "No, no, it's just that I accidentally saw Ye Lin taking a nap on the table and setting up a tent in the classroom."
How can such a thing happen? Don't frame me. Your seat is so far away from me. Even if I was seen taking a nap while setting up a tent, it was still seen by Xiao Qin.
Amy curled her lips and said, "What you are talking about happened in the past. The manservant fell into a trap and broke his egg, which caused sexual dysfunction."
Who broke the egg? What irresponsible person spread the rumor? In the previous version, I was allergic to snake venom, which caused the testicles to swell. Now even the swelling is gone, so it just "breaks" it.
"Ah," Pooh was shocked, "could it be that the legendary...egg broke?"
I didn't know how to comfort me, so I gave me a strong hug and said in my ear: "It doesn't matter, you are bisexual anyway, please be good sisters from now on."
"Who wants to be a good sister with you? My balls are not broken." I broke away from Winnie's hug angrily. "All those who accuse me of having sexual function problems are all irresponsible rumors."
Originally, you shouldn't say these three words in front of a girl, but Amy, an American, doesn't care, and Winnie, a female man, doesn't care either, so I gradually stopped caring.
"Prove it." Amy seemed to be a customer choosing electronic products and asking the seller to demonstrate the product's functions.
How do you prove it? I was embarrassed just now in front of you alone. Now you want me to do something dirty in front of two girls.
"Um..." Pooh suddenly remembered something and asked with a strange look on his face: "Amy, you just said that you were 'conducting a test'. Are you testing Ye Lin's sexual function?"
"Yes." Amy admitted without blushing, "As my manservant, not only must you be very powerful in combat, but your sexual function must also be outstanding."
"This is not good," Pooh said cautiously, "Miss Amy, you are Ye Lin's...Ye Lin's distant cousin. It is not suitable for siblings to do this kind of thing."
Surprisingly, Amy did not refute Pooh on this topic, but put her hands on her hips and nodded:
"What you said makes sense. In that case, let me leave the glorious testing work to you and take off your clothes."
"Miss Amy, are you kidding..."
"I'm not joking, I'll give you money." Amy said sharply, "Remember the money drawer in room 101? As long as you take off your clothes in front of the valet, I will give you all the money. .”
When Pooh mentioned the drawer full of RMB, his whole body froze for ten seconds.
I remember when she first discovered the drawer, she said that she had never seen so much cash before, so she knelt down and worshiped the drawer, as if she was worshiping the God of Money, so that she would never be short of money to spend.
The temptation of money turned her eyes into the shape of $.$ again.
His right hand seemed to have become a creature with its own will, trembling and uncontrollably reaching for the first button of the suit jacket.
"No, no." Pooh suddenly woke up and hit the back of his right hand hard with his left hand. "If I take off my clothes for money, wouldn't I become a stripper?"
Amy half-squinted her eyes and instigated behind Pooh: "This is just a necessary medical measure for the health of the male servant. In addition...if you think the money is too small, I will change all the RMB in the drawer into US dollars. "
Chapter completed!