Because his granddaughter was called a "bitch", Mr. Ren first glanced at Amy.

Amy is blond and pretty, with a lavender vest, lavender skirt, and lavender stockings. She looks like a living Barbie doll.

This kind of unreal perfection made Mr. Ren stunned for a moment when he got closer, wondering: "What... is this?"

Probably thinking of Amy as "the world's most advanced simulation idol robot".

"Who, who is a thing?" Amy, who is level 10 in Chinese, knows that "thing" is the same as "thing" and is not a good word to use to describe people.

"Oh, you can still talk." Mr. Ren pretended to be surprised and his tone was very irritating.

"You..." From the conversation just now, we learned that Mr. Ren is Xiaoqin's grandfather. Xiaoqin instinctively hates this worldly master, but she is suppressed by his aura and cannot move.

The hiccups were cured because of this, which is gratifying.

When Mr. Ren lowered his head and saw Obama holding Amy's hand, he immediately beamed with joy and praised: "This dog is quite fat. When winter comes..."

Originally, Obama was worried that Xiaoqin would kill him, but now Xiaoqin's grandfather looked at it with malicious eyes and wanted to make it into a dog meat hotpot. The frightened husky turned around and ran away, and Amy was tied up by the dog leash. In this area, we have to follow Obama.

"Just wait, I'll be back." Amy turned her head angrily and shouted to Xiao Qin and Mr. Ren.

Because 004 and 005, who had been protecting Amy from a distance, came over to answer the call, and I did not insist on taking Amy back to the RV.

There are more difficult situations to deal with now.

Sure enough, after scaring Amy away, Mr. Ren turned his attention back to Xiaoqin and me. Xiaoqin was like a little bird next to me, and the hands holding my arms were particularly eye-catching.

"Grandpa..." Xiaoqin greeted weakly, "You're here to see mom, right."

Mr. Ren nodded unconsciously, and his eyes began to move to my face, frowning as if in thought, which made my heart tremble.

"What a ghost in the day, I didn't expect you to be..." Mr. Ren muttered to himself for a while, and suddenly shouted at me: "Kneel down."

Hey, are you going to... waste my skills and expel me from the school? Because I seduced your granddaughter, but I didn't mean it. The conscience of heaven and earth is that it was your granddaughter who seduced me. But if I said that, Mr. Ren will probably be even more angry.

"Kneel down and call me master." Mr. Ren was very confident and shouted again.

Hey, haven't you always said that you won't let me call you master, and you won't recognize me as your apprentice? Because the Ren family's ancestral motto says: Yin and Yang Sanshou should not be passed on to outsiders...

Don't you think I am an outsider anymore? When you see Xiaoqin hugging my arm so gently, you think I am Xiaoqin's boyfriend and the future son-in-law of the Ren family.

The timing is wrong, old man. If I had been desperately trying to improve my kung fu, I would have knelt down immediately to become a disciple. Even if you mistakenly thought that I would marry Xiaoqin in the future, I would not hesitate.

But now, firstly, I have already understood the "fajin" of Yin Yang Sanshou on my own, and I don't particularly need Mr. Ren's further teaching; secondly, I have a viral heart disease, and I can't use fajin in a healthy state. My blood is surging, how can I practice this skill now?

Also, old man, you have lost your mind. Do you know the relationship between my father and Aunt Ren? If they get married, Xiaoqin will be my adopted sister. If I marry my adopted sister, won’t I become a cheating sister? Are you a demon?

Wait, let’s just say, the person who has made a mistake is myself. No matter whether my father marries Aunt Ren or I marry Xiaoqin in the future, I will no longer be an “outsider” to Mr. Ren, so it’s OK Feel free and bold to teach me the full version of Yin Yang Sanshou.

The full version of Yin-Yang Sanshou must be more than what I have learned on my own (such as the old man’s Yin-Yang Sanshou: The Art of Touching Porcelain). But it is a pity that my current physical condition makes it impossible for me to learn it. I have to publish it. problematic.

My knees were awkwardly loosening and tightening, and I didn't know whether I should kneel down to worship.

Xiaoqin felt my uneasiness and spoke for me: "Grandpa, classmate Ye Lin has just been rescued. He is not very comfortable and cannot kneel down. I am holding his arm to help him. I, I am not classmate Ye Lin." My girlfriend..."

"Humph, you are still too shy to admit it." Mr. Ren scratched his old face, "I heard that you were chasing after a neighbor who was a child. You wanted to package yourself and deliver it to your door. I didn't expect it to be Ye Lin. You You know Ye Lin is learning Yin Yang Sanshou with me, right? Why didn’t you tell grandpa?"

Mr. Ren is right. Based on Xiaoqin's Yin Yang Sanshou skills, she has definitely guessed that my "Hua Jin" comes from their family's ancestral martial arts. Because Aunt Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou is not as good as mine, so It can only be taught by Mr. Ren.

"I, I think..." Xiaoqin was very afraid of her grandfather, "Yin Yang Sanshou, a martial art, is harmful to the human body..."

"Nonsense." Mr. Ren said angrily, "All aggressive martial arts are harmful to the human body. Is there any martial arts where if I punch you, you will gain blood?"

Hey, Mr. Ren, your description is so trendy. Because your grandson Ren Peng plays online games every day, do you occasionally use descriptions from games?

"No, I'm not saying it's harmful to others..." Xiao Qin said timidly, "I mean, practicing Yin Yang Sanshou will be bad for your own health..."

Mr. Ren frowned, blew his beard and asked with eyes wide open: "What's wrong? Ye Lin practiced my Yin Yang Sanshou. Did he become blind or lame?"

As he spoke, he patted my left shoulder heavily with his hand. I quickly stood firm and suppressed the beating speed of my heart.

I was patted a few times by her grandfather. Xiaoqin looked very heartbroken. She mustered up her courage and said loudly to Mr. Ren: "If you practice Yin Yang Sanshou, if you practice it, you will become short legs." ,."

Mr. Ren's eyes suddenly fell on my legs, and my eyes unconsciously fell on Mr. Ren's legs.

Sure enough, neither of us have very long legs. Compared with Aunt Ren and Xiao Qin, we are definitely short legs.

"Nonsense." Mr. Ren was so angry that his granddaughter slapped his chest, "Yin Yang San Shou is indeed suitable for people with short legs and long hands, but it doesn't mean that practicing Yin Yang San Shou will lead to short legs."

"Didn't you practice with me for a while when you were a kid? Your legs didn't get shorter either."

When Mr. Ren mentioned that Xiaoqin had also practiced Yin Yang Sanshou, Xiaoqin suddenly became excited.

"Although, although the legs have not become short, the chest has become flat."

Then, while Mr. Ren and I were filled with shock, he let go of my arm and ran away in tears in the direction of Aunt Ren's ward.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"My mother didn't learn Yin Yang Sanshou well, so her breasts are bigger than mine."

"Yin Yang Sanshou is an evil martial art. Men learn it and their legs become shorter, and women learn it and their chests become flat. I wish I could forget everything I learned."

It's completely Xiaoqin's prejudice, otherwise Gong Caicai, who has been worried about her breasts being too big, would be the best time to practice Yin Yang Sanshou.

Watching Xiao Qin running into the gate of the Affiliated Hospital in tears, Mr. Ren and I were speechless for a moment.

"Well." Mr. Ren may have felt the need to explain, "Ye Lin, your short legs are not the fault of Yin Yang San Shou."

Don't mention your short legs to me. Could it be that the person selling cosmetics said: It's not my cosmetics' fault that you are so ugly? Will the other party be very happy? Mr. Ren, can you comfort people?

I quickly changed the subject: "Mr. Ren, I, I can't learn Yin Yang Sanshou from you right now, but can I call you master?"

"Okay." Mr. Ren agreed generously, "Since Xiaoqin said that you are still a little sick, let's wait until you recover. The matter of kneeling down and kowtowing will be made up for when I formally teach you. It’s ready.”

"Then... Master, it's time for you to be polite." I gave Mr. Ren a fist-clasping ceremony that often appears in martial arts TV series, which was considered as granting my wish.

"SB little leaf, I'm going to whip you." Mr. Ren suddenly became fierce to me, which made me a little bit at a loss.

"Which SB TV series did you learn from, the left hand holding the right hand is a salute. If you hold the right hand with the left hand now, are you mourning me?"

I was shocked and quickly exchanged my left and right hands. Only then did Mr. Ren take it.

If you think about it carefully, Mr. Ren admitted that I was his last disciple. From the perspective of the disciple, there was some chaos.

First of all, Aunt Ren is a disciple of Mr. Ren, so from this perspective, Aunt Ren has become my "senior sister".

Then, Xiaoqin is also a disciple of Master Ren. In the martial arts world, entry is based on first-come-first-served basis, so Xiaoqin also became my "senior sister".

Of course, the above two relationships cannot exceed the ethical relationship of blood and marriage. When I meet Aunt Ren, I still have to call her Auntie, and Xiaoqin cannot pretend to be senior sister in front of me.

The biggest problem is that I also have an apprentice that everyone knows, that is Eunuch Cao.

Now Mr. Ren has officially accepted me as his disciple. I have become Mr. Ren’s apprentice, and Eunuch Cao has become Mr. Ren’s disciple.

The sect is unfortunate. Mr. Ren would never have thought that he would suffer such a big loss like Eunuch Cao and become a sect. If word spreads to the world, our Yin Yang Sanshou sect will be laughed at by other sects.

In addition, Yin Yang Sanshou will never be taught to Eunuch Cao. Not to mention that he has no foundation in learning martial arts. What if he learns it and becomes a thief who flies over the walls.

"The child is gone, right?" Mr. Ren suddenly asked me, with regret in his tone.

"Yeah." I nodded, "It's all my fault for wandering around in the mountains..."

Mr. Ren held out his five fingers, indicating that I didn't need to say anything further.

"This is God's will and cannot be forced. However, from the way Hongli looks, it seems as if she still wants to have another child with your father."

"Hey, Master, have you visited Aunt Ren? Didn't you just come here?"

"Well." Mr. Ren stood on tiptoe, "I did just come here. I just peeked inside through the glass of the ward. I haven't met Hongli yet. Your father took care of Hongli and seemed quite considerate. ."

At this time, a middle-aged man with a serious face and a suit walked towards Mr. Ren, followed by a man who looked like a college student with a bad complexion.

Isn't he Xiaoqin's uncle, his brother who is 20 years older than Aunt Ren, the principal and chairman of Qingzi Academy in Dongshan City, and his son, Xiaoqin's cousin, who is addicted to LOL and is nicknamed "Prince of Grass" "Ren Peng.

Aren't you the captain of Amy's professional LOL team, "Golden Lightning"? I know that you were brought here by your grandfather and father to visit Aunt Ren who was injured in the car accident, but you looked half-dead... You were in the Internet cafe again yesterday Stay up late, you are more like a patient than Aunt Ren.

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In terms of the popularity voting list, the squad leader continues to stand out (worthy of being the 2013 annual popularity champion). In addition, the book friend "One Temple on the Top of the Mountain and One Pot of Wine" voted a flower for the president of the HHH Hobby Club, so the president was honored to be on the list, ranking among the top. The second tier is at the bottom, with the same number of votes as the black rat who almost bit Shu Zhe's little penis.
Chapter completed!