【671】 Father-in-law and daughter-in-law are very embarrassed
It is all my fault that Dr. Yu instilled in me the concept that "it is normal to get married and have children at the age of 14", which made me seriously consider the possibility of getting Xiaoqin pregnant with a child in order to prevent her from committing suicide after I died. ah.
It's so weird. He just dismissed her as his girlfriend and immediately turned around and said, "Let's have a baby together."
"Does classmate Ye Lin have any weird hobbies?" Xiaoqin will definitely ask me at that time, "Why didn't you have a child with me when I was your girlfriend? Why did you have to revert to the status of your childhood sweetheart before you have a child with me? .”
"Because my childhood sweetheart has no status, I feel more comfortable bullying her." I had to hide the truth, so I had no choice but to tell Xiaoqin this out of conscience.
"Hahahaha, I was forced to get pregnant when I wasn't even my girlfriend. It feels aggrieved. You deserve it. Who told you to bully me when you were a child?"
It's not good, the theater in my mind can't stop, it can't stop at all.
My lower abdomen also felt like it was on fire, and there was some kind of terrible commotion. Fortunately, my back was turned to Xiaoqin, so she couldn't see the front of my pants.
It is said that when a man faces death, he will have a strong desire to leave offspring. Compared with Ai Shuqiao's death threats to me in the first place, I seem to be more prone to random thoughts now.
Wait a minute, although the severity of my viral heart disease has gradually decreased, I can foresee that I will not be able to do strenuous exercise for a long period of time.
Exercise in bed can be regarded as strenuous exercise, let alone the first time exercise in bed for a virgin. If he dies naked on Xiaoqin's body due to a heart attack... this is what is called "immediate wind" in Chinese medicine. "Yes.
What bad memories do I want to leave for Xiaoqin? Xiaoqin might stubbornly believe that she killed me.
What if I'm so sad that I bite my tongue and kill myself? What expressions will my dad and Aunt Ren use to face when they find the "naked" bodies of us hugging each other?
Not to mention among classmates and friends, my reputation in the gangster circle will be even worse by then. By then, I can no longer be described by the word "scum leaf".
"Because I was too merciless, I killed my childhood sweetheart in bed, and I also died immediately. I am really a romantic ghost..."
You are the romantic ghost, your whole family is the romantic ghost, my starting point is good, I just want my childhood sweetheart to be pregnant with my child...
No, no, no, the method of letting Xiao Qin conceive a child to prevent her from committing suicide for my love is too stupid, and the failure rate is too high, so it cannot be used as an alternative.
So, who should I leave the child with... No, it's how to give Xiaoqin the confidence to live, even if I die.
With this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Xiaoqin realizes that there is something wrong with her way of doing things and wants to correct it. I will reshape Xiaoqin into a person who is sunnier, more optimistic, more compassionate, and more considerate of others. In short She is more likely to be a girl who will continue to live a strong life after I die.
As for the method, I figured it out right away when I decided to do this, using the "encouragement teaching" method. If Xiaoqin can stop reading shoujo comics for a week, I will pat her on the head. If Xiaoqin can resist playing pranks for a week, I will give her a hug, and if Xiaoqin does three good things to help others, I will give her a kiss on the face...
Although they all use physical contact as a reward, I have not crossed the line. No matter if you are a childhood sweetheart or a younger sister, you can do this.
Okay, let's name this plan "The Step Sister Training Plan". Although it sounds a bit bad, it is actually a very noble plan. It was probably inspired by the "Dog Training Guide" that the monitor bought in the bookstore. , that... I would like to state solemnly that I want to train an optimistic and good sister, not a "sister dog".
At this time, Xiaoqin's cell phone rang, but it was my dad calling.
It turned out that my father heard that I was awake and wanted to see me, but Aunt Ren was fragile due to miscarriage depression and needed someone to accompany her. My father wanted to ask Xiaoqin if she could come back to stay with her mother.
Xiaoqin very wisely agreed to go back to accompany her mother and replaced my father.
When father and son met, I originally had a thousand words to say, but my father hugged me all of a sudden. His broad embrace made me a little breathless. His choked voice made me speechless. I was speechless, so I had to respond to him. Dad, hold him tighter.
After venting his feelings, my father wiped the tears from his eyes, and after saying "Luckily, Xiaolin, you're okay, otherwise...", he talked to me about a lot of miscellaneous things.
For example, during the rescue process, how Amy lost her temper with the firefighters and the police, who didn’t know her because she was a foreigner and underage, and Amy’s big bodyguard (referring to Peng). Theus) How to be a peacemaker, say good things to the leaders of the firefighters and police officers, and after I was rescued, he specifically asked 004 and 005 to make two oversized pennants and send them to the fire station and police station respectively, and took them with them. Several boxes of Hawaiian fruits that look inconspicuous but are actually very expensive.
Pentheus's speed in adapting to the locals is astonishing. He also masters Chinese people's sophistication so quickly. He learns Chinese, knows how to open locks, learns how to pickpocket, and learns medical skills... Is there anything else in this world that you need to learn? No, you can arrogantly dominate the world with just one specialty: professional killer. You are a top student, you have learned so many things, why don't you let the scumbags live?
Dad specifically mentioned that the police captain was relatively young and a bit handsome. After I was rescued, Pentheus’s enthusiasm for him didn’t seem to be fake. His kindness came from the bottom of his heart and made this big man very happy. The captain's anger caused by being called a loser by Amy was extinguished a lot.
"Haha, maybe it's because there are firefighters nearby." Dad joked with me.
It has nothing to do with the firefighters. Pentheus got close to the police captain because he met the standards of a "good man". You dead faggot of U.S. imperialism, let our people's police go.
Dad also mentioned that when the firefighters were searching a barren mountain, they frightened the monkeys with their flashlights and were attacked by the monkeys, resulting in a spectacular scene of a human-monkey fight. Fortunately, no one was seriously injured, and the monkeys even dropped a man suffering from the disease. After the firefighters voluntarily evacuated the albino monkey, they had no intention of taking it back for a long time, so the fire chief took it home and kept it as a pet.
Bastard, even monkeys are so irresponsible these days. They raise their own children by themselves. What’s the point of pushing them to be raised by humans?
Finally, Dad was embarrassed and mentioned with a bit of sadness the various things that happened between him and Aunt Ren the night before. I have already mentioned the details.
Finally, my father looked out the window of the RV and saw that Dr. Yu was gone, so he asked me in confusion:
"Xiaolin, how could your squad leader know about my affair with your Aunt Ren?"
I curled my lips and said, "You two quarreled too loudly. That time the squad leader went to the hotel where you were staying to visit your home, and she heard it."
"That's it." Dad suddenly realized. After a while, he carefully considered the words and said, "Xiao Lin, I think your monitor seems to like you."
"What." My brows were about to squeeze out the word "Chuan", "Dad, please don't talk nonsense."
Although a lot of things have happened between me and the monitor in the past half semester since Xiaoqin transferred here. Although there were many misunderstandings, the impression I left on the monitor has gradually changed from "a black sheep" to "there is still hope of salvation." , the monitor's favorability towards me has increased, I know this.
But it suddenly increased to the level of "liking me", and I still didn't have confidence. Even though we hugged, kissed, slept together, and even did something as bad as a spanking, I still didn't have confidence that the monitor would like me.
"I didn't talk nonsense." Dad said unconvinced, "Although when I was at a loss, I was reprimanded by your squad leader. I felt very embarrassed. I will not be ashamed to be her father-in-law in the future..."
Don't secretly classify the squad leader as your daughter-in-law. As a father-in-law who sells adult products, no matter which girl marries into our family, she will think that you are old and disrespectful.
"I have evidence." Dad stood on tiptoe and recalled, "When I first met her, there were tears on her face. She didn't care about you as much as a class leader would for an ordinary classmate. In addition, I listened to her and did not go to the search and rescue front line to cause trouble, but when I went to take care of your Aunt Ren..."
"I seemed to hear through the door that your squad leader was crying more and more sadly after I left the house. He seemed to be crying and sending text messages on his mobile phone..."
Wait, wait, I seem to suddenly understand why the monitor suddenly panicked, blushed, and ran away inexplicably when he heard a text message coming from Winnie's cell phone just now.
It is very possible that after I fell into the trap, there was no signal on my mobile phone, and there was no progress in the search and rescue. When everything fell into despair, the squad leader, with the mentality of giving it a last try, and with the same mood as when I wrote my suicide note, sent me a message The last text message has arrived.
The monitor didn't know that my phone was out of battery and couldn't be turned on, so she must have thought that I had already read the text message.
What did the monitor say in the text message that made her afraid to face me now?
Difficult, is it true that as my father said, the squad leader has a good impression of me that is close to "like". When my life is hanging by a thread or even in death, he can't suppress his feelings. He knows that my mobile phone has no signal. Did you also send me a final sentence expressing your intention?
Could this be the legendary "text message confession"? The squad leader now mistakenly thought that I had read the text message, so he blushed so much that he did not dare to see me.
Chapter completed!