After I made up my mind to catch the blue morpho butterfly, I didn't delay much on the way and went straight to the creek where the girls secretly swam. Xiaoqin's straw hat was probably lost there.

As a result, I searched back and forth but couldn't find Xiaoqin's straw hat.

Could it be that he fell into a stream and was washed away by the water?

I had no choice but to reluctantly carry the insect net and patrol the area for more than ten minutes, but the shadow of the blue morpho butterfly never appeared.

What's worse now is that without the straw hat that can attract blue morpho butterflies, I have no obvious advantage compared to others.

While worrying, I walked towards the top of the mountain, hoping to get lucky, and bumped into the 500,000 US dollars halfway. However, I saw two groups of hooligans fighting not far ahead.

"It's mine, I found it."

"What's the use of it? I caught it."

"Don't grab it. I heard that if you kill it, you can only sell it for $50,000."

"I fuck you, you bastard, I am Zuo Qinglong and You Baihu. If you dare to hit me on the nose, brothers, do it for me."

For a small blue butterfly caught in a bug net, the two sides fought fiercely. There were no weapons in the wilderness, so they broke branches and picked up stones. In my opinion, this fierce fight was quite like a prehistoric human drama. Science and education film.

Unlike them, I have seen blue morpho butterflies with my own eyes, so I know very well that the little butterflies in their net are simply fakes. However, they are obsessed with money and refuse to give in to each other. In the end, both sides suffer losses and quit the trap early. Army of butterflies.

There was an endless stream of things like this. In order to compete for the "suspected" blue morpho butterfly, too many gangsters were injured in fights (more than half of the people who went up the mountain in less than an hour). Later, the special education school sold a lot of spare stretchers and wheelchairs because of this. , the income is high, the principal with glasses is very happy, saying that he can finally give some bonuses to the teachers who are struggling.

I was careful along the way and tried my best to avoid being involved in the gang fights of the gangsters. At one o'clock in the afternoon, my stomach growled because I had not eaten lunch, and I ran into the five tigers of the Criminal Department who were retreating from the top of the mountain in a panic.

"What's wrong with you guys?" I saw that Xingxing's forehead was scratched by some kind of sharp instrument.

"Don't, don't mention it." Xing Xing said with a sad face, "I just saw a blue butterfly. Before I even lifted the net, I didn't know who kicked me from behind. As a result, my head hit a stone. I almost died."

Xing Erhu next to him said that he was even more unlucky. When he was urinating in the woods, a monkey suddenly jumped over and stole the food in his backpack, leaving several scratches on his neck.

It turns out that there are monkeys in Cuisong Mountain. No wonder Big Speaker said that the peaches he brought had been stolen. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find the culprit.

"Wild monkeys may carry germs." I said to the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, "Take your dicks down the mountain to the hospital quickly."

Seeing that Xingxing was still a little unwilling, I added in a more serious tone: "Wild monkeys have a high chance of carrying rabies virus. If you don't take the second child to get vaccinated, be careful of him getting sick, and we will send you all to the west."

These uneducated people were now scared. They walked down the mountain in a no-nonsense manner while muttering in a low voice:

"Brother Ye knows so much, I didn't know that monkeys also have rabies..."

"You don't know any more. Look, the last four animals in the Chinese zodiac are monkey, chicken, dog and pig. There is only a chicken between the monkey and the dog, so it is very easy for dogs to contract rabies."

"I see... But then, wouldn't it be true that chickens and pigs that are closest to dogs are more likely to have rabies?"

"Well... probably avian flu and swine foot-and-mouth disease are both variants of rabies."

These five fools left as quickly as they came, and accomplished nothing except lending me an insect net and giving the monkey a lunch.

I think it's a good thing that they quit as soon as possible. Firstly, they are not short of money. Secondly, if they encounter a group of gangsters who try to snatch butterflies from them, they are not allowed to be beaten to death on the spot.

With the withdrawal of the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department and half of the other gangsters, there are now only about a dozen Butterfly Catchers left on Cuisong Mountain, except for the students from Class 3, Grade 2 of Junior High School.

The rest are elites, about three groups, including a few buddies of the young entomologist (professionals), a wise rogue (who formed an alliance with the son of the old entomologist), and a mustache. He is a bald man with a large fishing net in his hand. Although he looks brave and foolhardy, his group is actually the strongest team in terms of combat effectiveness alone.

I tried my best to avoid these three groups to avoid being alone and being attacked by them.

In the end, I climbed to the top of the mountain first and came to the camp of Class 2(3) of Junior High School where the squad leader and his friends were.

If you ask why, it's mainly because I'm hungry.

The closer you are to an athlete's physique, the easier it is to feel hungry because your metabolism is fast and your body has less fat.

The "Korea Chronicle" that my dad read a few months ago contains an example of how during the Great Famine, the tall, strong boxers died of starvation first, but the small, wizened old lady survived.

I heard on the phone that everyone was crazy because of the $500,000 bounty, and no one was eating the barbecue, so I planned to go up there and fill my stomach first, and then think of a solution.

As soon as I reached the top of the mountain, my eyes became clear.

No, no, it's not that the real blue morpho butterfly appeared on the top of the mountain, and then the students fought and fought frantically, resulting in a tragic situation with blood all over the ground.

With the squad leader and Niu Shili around, it wouldn't be that chaotic.

The reason why my eyes are straight is because Xiaoqin's lost straw hat is now in Gong Caicai's hand.

"Hey, this straw hat..."

I cast questioning glances at Gong Caicai and the squad leader next to me.

The squad leader looked at the insect catching net in my hand and said coldly: "When I returned from the creek, I saw this straw hat of Xiaoqin hanging on the branch, so I picked it up and asked Gong Caicai to use it to catch mosquitoes first. .”

After Gong Caicai knew that this hat belonged to Xiaoqin, she declined it and did not dare to wear it on her head. She just held her hands in front of her chest awkwardly, fearing that Xiaoqin would ask why she was holding her straw hat, and also Afraid of losing the straw hat.

Seeing me coming, Gong Caicai wanted to hand me the straw hat as if she had been granted amnesty, "Um, classmate Ye Lin, please return the straw hat..."

My face turned red mid-sentence, and I wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

Because the straw hat got stuck on her overly plump breasts. Others wore their hats with their heads, but Gong Caicai could wear her hats with her chest.

I was anxious to get this straw hat that could attract blue morpho butterflies. I couldn't wait to reach out and planned to "pull" the straw hat out of Gong Caicai's chest, but as soon as I stretched out my hand, I felt something was wrong and stopped in mid-air.

In the end, the squad leader relieved Gong Caicai from the embarrassment and handed me the straw hat, but there was still contempt in his eyes.

That... monitor, you misunderstood. The reason why I was so happy to get the straw hat is because this straw hat is an important prop for trapping blue morpho butterflies, not because this straw hat just stayed on Gong Caicai's chest.

It suddenly occurred to me that because my head is relatively big, I can't wear Xiaoqin's straw hat, and if I want to catch the blue morpho butterfly, it would be best for another person to wear a straw hat and walk in front to seduce the blue morpho butterfly, and then I will be behind. Holding the insect net, waiting for the opportunity.

So I decided on Winnie's idea.

She, a big money addict, was trying to climb up a pine tree, searching for traces of butterflies from a high position. I called her down when she was halfway up and told her that I had a good way to capture blue morpho butterflies and asked her to follow her. I cooperate.

"Hey, why are you so kind? How do you divide the 500,000 yuan?" Pooh was dubious and asked straight to the point.

I thought about what she said to me last night, and I felt a little embarrassed.

"Um...Give me the blue morpho butterfly, I may not share your money..."

"Holy shit, you think I'm a fool." Pooh interrupted me mid-sentence, "Everything belongs to you, why should I cooperate with you?"

I raised a hand to let Pooh calm down first.

"Blue Morpho Butterfly has... a special use for me. Although I may not be able to exchange it for money, and I may not share your money, I can recommend one to you in the future, similar to Pentheus's. Working as a bodyguard for Amy, the pay is very generous."

In fact, this was just to borrow flowers to offer to Buddha. Amy had already expressed her intention to keep Pooh by her side through similar means.

Pooh didn't realize that what I promised her was something that already belonged to her.

"Hey~~~~~That's great." Pooh said happily, "I'm worried about what to do in the future. Otherwise, if I continue like this, my relatives will say that I can only be an athlete in the future, and I won't be able to win gold medals in competitions, so I will retire. After that, I can only go to the bathroom to work as a scrubber..."

Don't design such a miserable future for yourself, and don't say such miserable things in such a happy tone. If you become an athlete, you will definitely win the gold medal. I will cheer you on in front of the TV.

After the deal was made, I asked Pooh to put on Xiaoqin's hat (a little small, but he could fit it in) and walk in front to act as a bait, while I held up the insect net behind, ready to attack at any time.

Seeing that our men's and women's sports committee members all behaved this way, the squad leader shook his head in disappointment.

"If I want to be a bodyguard, should I learn some kung fu?" Pooh asked as he walked, "Ye Lin, can you teach me? I think you seem to be good at both."

I paid close attention to see if any butterflies were approaching, and casually replied: "It would be more appropriate to let Xiaoqin teach you. Her kung fu is more authentic than mine."

"Well, Xiaoqin's mother is the world champion in Sanda competition. Everyone in the class probably knows it now, but... Xiaoqin is angry with me."

I asked Pooh to walk as gently as possible to prevent the blue morpho butterflies from coming over.

"Xiaoqin shouldn't be angry with you all the time. Anyway, let's get the Blue Morpho Butterfly first and learn kung fu. From now on, whether Xiaoqin comes to teach or I teach, you will always have a master."

Winnie could never restrain her desire to run fast, so I asked her to walk slowly while wearing a straw hat, which made her look very painful.

"Alas, I actually think Pentheus's Kung Fu is even better." Pooh sighed, "It's a pity that he refused to teach me. First he said it was a killing technique, which was very ominous, and then he said that only gays could do that kind of Kung Fu. Only then can we learn... What a pity."

Pooh, you've been deceived. Pentheus just doesn't think it's suitable to teach you the murderous fighting skills. Do you really believe that there are martial arts similar to "The Sunflower Book" that only special people can learn?
Chapter completed!