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【652】Huashan on the sword

After Xiaoqin rescued Ah Xing ashore, I held his feet and controlled the water out of his belly. The squad leader told me across the stream that the drowning person should be placed on his knees with his face facing down. I think my method is quite effective in controlling water, so I don’t take it seriously.

As the saying goes, "beauties are bad for life", so on the other hand, ugly and vulgar people are generally more skinny.

It's like Eunuch Cao was physically weak and was beaten often, but he was never beaten to death. (Not even once.)

Ah Xing was rescued by me rushing down to the ground, and he was rescued successively by Xiaoqin and me. His eyes were dull and he looked like he had seen through the world.

"Are you still asking for your phone number?" I talked to him tentatively. If he became dementia due to this stimulation and long-term lack of oxygen, I would have to contact Dr. Yu Suiliang to perform surgery on him.

"No, I won't ask anymore." Ah Xing shook his head like a rattle, "It's too dangerous to ask for the phone number. It's not as safe as the activation code and extraction code. I'll just masturbate honestly in the future..."

Well, I also know that masturbating, children can be taught, so they should not become idiots, and the future of the motherland will be left to you.

Xiaoqin hid behind me and wrung out her wet clothes as much as possible. When Ah Xing looked at Xiaoqin again, he no longer looked at her as a "shy beauty" but as a "prehistoric tyrannosaurus".

Even the three troubled girls on the other side of the river began to whisper about Xiaoqin's rights and wrongs.

"I didn't realize it before. It turns out that Xiaoqin is so scary when she is angry. Doesn't it mean that she is weak and sick?"

"As expected of Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart, the level of cruelty is comparable..."

"The two of them are so compatible, why should they consider themselves brother and sister? They might as well get married..."

I want you to take care of it. You are the troublemakers. If I hadn't been in front of the squad leader, I would have scolded you to tears. Let's see if you dare to act like this next time.

The squad leader whispered something to the three girls, seemingly instructing them not to alienate Xiaoqin because of Xiaoqin's occasional emotional loss. These girls who called themselves "the third young master of Dongshan City" actually listened to the squad leader's words. , all said that such a thing would never happen.

"Thanks to Xiaoqin, we didn't become murderers. It's not too late to thank her."

"That's right. We only found out after listening to the monitor that Xiaoqin was angry because she suffered from severe androphobia. We are not boys, so how could we make Xiaoqin angry."

"Um... Xiaoqin can't participate in physical education class. It turns out that she was injured when she was practicing martial arts with her mother when she was a child. It's so pitiful..."

Despite his good intentions, the monitor probably told more lies today than he did all last year.

After I called Eunuch Cao back and asked him to send Ah Xing down the mountain, Xiaoqin really started asking the squad leader for the secret recipe for breast enlargement.

"I'm sorry..." the squad leader said with a blush, "I don't have that kind of secret recipe. It was an emergency just now, so I had to lie to you..."

The squad leader and three other girls had to go around a single-plank bridge upstream to join us. The three girls surrounded Xiaoqin and asked questions. In addition to thanking her for going into the water to save people, they also praised her for her good swimming skills. Ask her if she can teach me kung fu or something.

Xiao Qin ignored that her clothes were still wet, separated from everyone, and directly reached out to the squad leader to ask for the secret recipe for breast enlargement.

That's why the monitor's apologetic words came out.

"Monitor, you are so bad." Xiaoqin pouted, "You obviously have a secret recipe for breast enlargement but you don't tell others, you only care about getting bigger, and you don't mean what you say... Humph."

Just as the monitor was about to explain, three other girls surrounded him again.

"Hey, squad leader, if you have that secret recipe, please tell us, too."

"Yes, yes, don't be a solitary eater. You are already so beautiful, monitor. Even if you tell us the secret recipe, we will not compete with you for men."

"Monitor, as long as you tell me the secret recipe, I will volunteer to clean the classroom windows for a semester."

The monitor was extremely embarrassed to be surrounded by Xiao Qin and the "Third Young Master of Dongshan City". Because the topic was special, he was too embarrassed to ask me for help.

I temporarily held Obama's hand for the squad leader, and the dog collar was put back on his neck.

After teaming up with me, Obama may have thought that I had extraordinary combat capabilities and was at least a qualified human shield, so he became very arrogant. Even if a dragonfly flew by in front of him, he would scream and grin.

When Eunuch Cao came back to escort his "adopted brother" and pretended to be surprised, he asked Ah Xing: "Why is my brother doing this?" Obama called him fiercely.

At that time, Ah Xing also clasped his fists at Eunuch Cao and said, "My dear brother, I don't know something. The e-book "Guide to Picking Up Girls" is very harmful to people. I just wanted to learn how to pick up girls..."

Before he finished speaking, Obama jumped high and tried to bite them. The two men were so frightened that they ran down the mountain with urine on their butts.

Obama, who had no intention of chasing after him at all, just stood there with an expression of "I'm just so stupid", feeling satisfied.

"Xiao Qin, don't worry about the secret recipe for now." The squad leader finally managed to get out of the crowd and said, "Your shirt and pants are all wet. It took a lot of energy to jump into the water to save people. Otherwise, let Ye Lin give it to you. How about you go back to the hotel first, change your clothes, and then take a good rest."

Judging from the monitor's expression, she originally planned to send Xiaoqin down the mountain in person, but as the organizer of the picnic, she couldn't leave her post without permission, so she had to leave this honorable task to me.

Not only did she ask me to send Xiaoqin down the mountain, but she also asked me to send Obama down the mountain with her, because she felt that she spent too much time playing with the dog and got lost in playing with things, which led to the female classmate taking advantage of it and secretly swimming with her on her back. A big accident almost happened.

It is rare to find a dog that is not too afraid of itself, but it has to reluctantly part with it and leave it to me. The monitor's eyes, full of responsibility, also showed a look of reluctance.

"Monitor, this is Amy's dog. There will be another chance in the future." I comforted her and said, "Next time I go to Qingzi Academy, you can come with me to see the dog."

The monitor didn't answer me, probably because he was worried that he didn't have a high reputation with Amy and would be unpopular if he came uninvited.

After instructing the other party to pay attention to safety, Xiaoqin, Obama and I went down, while the squad leader and three other girls went up, dividing into two teams.

We went down the mountain on a familiar road, and nothing worth mentioning happened along the way. When we returned to the hotel, it was only about 10:30 in the morning. The heat of the sun was gradually rising, and Xiaoqin's wet clothes were already half dry.

However, she still went to take a shower and change into new clothes. Although the hotel attached to the special education school was not supposed to provide hot water during this period, I discussed with the principal and said that I could pay for hot water additionally, hoping to make an exception. .

The principal said that, like Pentheus, I am a charitable person who has made loving donations to special education schools. It is impossible for him to charge me money for this and happily boil hot water for Xiaoqin alone.

In any case, Xiaoqin and I didn't get enough sleep last night, and today we participated in something so physically demanding as rescuing people. After taking a bath, Xiaoqin lay down in her own bed and fell asleep in casual clothes.

"Oh, my straw hat..."

Only then did Xiaoqin realize that something was missing from her head. She probably threw it somewhere when she was rescuing people.

"Forget it, if you like straw hats, I'll buy you another one when you go back." I sat beside Xiaoqin's bed to comfort her.

In fact, I feel more distressed than Xiaoqin did when she lost her straw hat.

The straw hat doesn't matter, it's not proof of the Pirate King anyway, but the unknown chemical paint on the straw hat once attracted rare blue morpho butterflies to land on it.

It's not an ordinary blue morpho butterfly, it's a blue moor Armenian butterfly, also known as the "elegant butterfly". On the foreign "Butterfly Collectors" forum, there are wealthy businessmen who are so full that they want to buy it for US$500,000.

"Ah~~~~~~I'm so sleepy~~~~~" Xiao Qin lay on the bed and yawned loudly, "Classmate Ye Lin must be sleepy too, why don't we sleep together for a while and take advantage of the opportunity

They are all at the top of the mountain..."

Xiaoqin didn't mean to be seductive in her words, she simply hoped that I would sleep shoulder to shoulder with her like I did when I went up the mountain this morning. She seemed to sleep particularly peacefully with me by her side.

Stability is not enough either. If you develop the habit of falling asleep when I am by your side, do you have to sleep together every day?

One time it was thundering outside, and Amy came over from the neighboring house holding a pillow, hoping to sleep on the same bed as me... but she slept quite peacefully afterwards. Does the blood of a relative have the effect of soothing the nerves?

Don't use me as a pillow or sleeping aromatherapy. From now on, you two, one real sister and one step sister, do you have to be by my side to fall asleep? I am the one who needs the pillow most, okay, you are so close,

How can I hold a pillow? Is there one on the left and right, using you two as pillows?

Xiaoqin talked to me softly, gradually her eyelids could not open, and she made a pitiful gesture of wanting to hold my arm.

I have no choice but to lend her an arm to hold her for now and then take it back after she falls asleep.

I tied Obama under Winnie's empty bed. I signaled that he was not allowed to make any noise and disturb Xiaoqin. He nodded, and then opened his mouth wide, indicating that I should feed him food to bribe him.

I didn’t have dog snacks like the “Texas Beef Sticks” prepared by the squad leader, so I pointed to what was on the table, which was probably half a plate of melon seeds leftover from Pooh’s meal.

Obama looked disgusted and didn't buy it.

I recalled that there seemed to be some donkey meat jerky in Eunuch Cao’s backpack, so I planned to go back to the room to look for it, lest Obama get hungry and bark wildly, waking up Xiao Qin.

As a result, Xiaoqin held my arm in my sleep and refused to let me go. After thinking about it, I had no choice but to take off my white class T-shirt and let Xiaoqin hold my arm instead.

Xiaoqin crumpled my T-shirt into a ball and held it in her arms. She seemed to be still smelling the smell on it. The slight frown on my face gradually relaxed as I withdrew my arm.

I opened the door softly and went back to my room naked to get clothes and dried meat. However, I never thought that the seemingly peaceful atmosphere in the hotel near noon was just a thin illusion.
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