【649】Please die another day
What, how dare you tease Xiaoqin? You are such a cowardly octopus-mouthed person. You think it’s great to be called A Xing. Believe it or not, I will really beat you into a star in the sky.
Ah Xing, the sworn brother who was sworn to Eunuch Cao because they had similar odors, looked at Xiao Qin with surprise and aggrievement as she ran away in tears, and stood there blankly holding a pen and paper.
In fact, Ah Xing's posture was very much like he was asking for Xiao Qin's phone number so that he could record it. At best, it was a rather cheeky behavior of chatting up a pretty girl on the street.
But I didn’t strike up a conversation in the morning and I didn’t strike up a conversation in the evening. I struck up a conversation with Xiaoqin just when I made a promise that I would never abandon her and protect her forever.
Of course I was angry, so I comforted Xiaoqin who was wiping her tears, and immediately strode over to settle the score with Ah Xing.
"Hero, hero." Seeing me rushing over aggressively, the frightened Ah Xing quickly waved his hand to me and said, "I didn't do anything. I suddenly found a beautiful woman standing next to me and wanted to ask her name and phone number. Number, she didn't even say a word to me."
Nonsense, of course Xiaoqin will not talk to you if she is androphobic. When you see her not talking, do you think she is shy and easy to bully?
"Brother Cao Xian, brother Cao Xian, help me." Ah Xing recalled that Eunuch Cao kept calling me master, so he ran to Eunuch Cao, hoping that Eunuch Cao would intercede on his behalf.
"Well, I will burn paper for you during Qingming Festival next year."
Eunuch Cao put the miniature camera in his arms very shamelessly, turned around and ran away.
The second reason why he escaped was because the noise here had already made the squad leader and others on the other side of the stream aware of our existence.
The three girls stopped pretending to push the monitor into the stream and looked towards us in confusion.
"Hey, the man who escaped just now seems to be Eunuch Cao from the back."
"Isn't that tall man Ye Lin? Could it be that the master and the apprentice have been peeking at us swimming."
"Ye Lin is not looking here, but he looks like he wants to hit someone... The girl wiping her tears must be Xiaoqin. What happened?"
When Ah Xing saw that his "Brother Cao Xian" had greased his feet and slipped away first, he wanted to follow suit and threw his phone number book and ballpoint pen at me, then turned around and ran away.
I split my left and right hands and knocked the dust off the two pieces of stationery respectively. He did what he did best and used flying props on me who had experienced the level of a squad leader's concealed weapon. He once again made me angry.
"If you dare to bully Xiaoqin in front of me, I won't spare you."
I yelled and chased after him. When the girls on the other side heard me shouting, they thought I was teaching a lesson to Xiaoqin, and they didn’t know the boy I was chasing, so they didn’t know it was out of a sense of collective honor. Or for some other reason, he actually called me good.
"Come on, kill that kid and let him know that our second grade (3) class is not someone to be trifled with."
"Ye Lin, you have finally done something human affairs. Now that you have accepted Xiaoqin as your sister, you should protect her well."
"Hit that boy hard and kill him. We will help you dig a hole and bury him."
With the class monitor by their side, these three girls were unscrupulous and shouted loudly for fear that the world would be in chaos.
It is said that "beauties are a curse". If there are girls around during a fight, it is really easier to get into trouble. Those gangsters who get killed in fights on the street are probably doing it for women.
"Don't listen to them." The monitor who finally got rid of the threat of falling into the water shouted, "Don't fight with outsiders. Sit down and talk about any conflicts. It's very dangerous around here." ."
Hearing the girls on the other side of the stream saying that Xiaoqin was my "god sister," Ah Xing muttered as he ran down the mountain:
"I'm just fucking my sister. You didn't even let me ask for your phone number. You must be too stingy."
"What does it have to do with you whether I am stingy or not."
The more I listened, the angrier I became, so I ran a few steps to catch up with him from behind, kicked him in the butt, and immediately kicked the shit out of him.
"Yeah." "Beautiful."
Xiaoqin just looked at me quietly with joyful eyes to vent her anger, but the three girls on the other side of the stream jumped high and cheered me, as if Shen Shaoyi hit a three-pointer on the basketball court. Like dividing a ball.
"No more hitting." The squad leader shouted to me in a tone that was close to anger, "I order you not to hit anymore."
After I kicked Ah Xing and made him take a mouthful of mud, my anger subsided a little. When I thought about it carefully, Ah Xing didn't do anything that required him to be dug up and buried, so that Uncle Zhang could use his grandson as fertilizer. Yes, it’s so pleasant to hear and see... No, it’s terrible to see.
Unexpectedly, Ah Xing got up from the ground, and continued to run forward like a headless fly. After a few steps, he rushed into the stream and was submerged up to his calf by the stream.
Seeing that I stopped chasing him, he continued to swim two steps deeper, and proudly turned back to look at me who was still on the shore.
"Jiejiejiejiejie... If I'm not wrong, hero, you can't swim, right? What's going on with your second grade (3) class? Neither the male monitor nor the female monitor can swim. They are a pair. Landlubber."
As expected of Eunuch Cao's sworn brother, even his laughter is virtuous.
The question is, how do I look like the male squad leader of Class 3 in the second grade of junior high school? Our class has a dual-body committee system, not a dual-class monitor system. Do you think that when you hear those girls cheering me on and asking me to beat you to death? Am I their male monitor?
Since when did the male squad leader have to act as a thug for the girls in his class? It turns out that as a male, you must be both civil and military to be the squad leader.
Also, please apologize to Shusha. Shusha is different from me who is a complete landlubber. She can float in the swimming pool. She is at least a rubber duck.
"Ah, so wretched."
In order to avoid me, Ah Xing went into the middle of the stream, where his face could be seen by the squad leader.
"He looks so wretched, with a mouth like an octopus...I understand, it must have been him and Eunuch Cao who were spying on us swimming just now."
You are judging a book by its appearance again, but I have to say, you guessed it right this time...
"Stone him."
I don’t know who came up with the idea, and then all kinds of pebbles and broken soil from the shore began to rain on Asing’s head and body. It was like a "rain of flowers".
The monitor quickly stopped their dangerous behavior, but it was too late. While trying to avoid a large piece of rubbish, Ah Xing twisted his foot and fell down into the stream above his waist with a plop.
He struggled in an unorganized manner and tried to get up. Unexpectedly, in his panic, he lost his footing and stepped into deeper water, just in time to catch up with the sudden acceleration of the rapids in the bend of the stream. Suddenly, he was carried by the current and rushed downstream.
"Help, help," Ah Xing shouted desperately, splashing large splashes of water on the water with his hands.
Come on, you look like an octopus, but you can't swim.
Since you don't know how to swim, why are you walking deeper into the stream? Did my kick just now make you stupid?
Since you can't swim, what right do you have to mock me and the monitor as landlubbers? That's why I want to mock you as a land octopus.
Although I think Ah Xing's IQ is not good enough, and dying like this can be regarded as a contribution to China's average IQ level, but God has the virtue of good life, and Eunuch Cao still lives an ignoble life, and Ah Xing is not a treacherous and evil person, so he can't Seeing him being washed away by the stream.
So I ran quickly along the stream bank downstream, trying to hold Ah Xing's arm when he was washed close to the bank.
The squad leader on the other side probably had a similar idea. She led Obama and ran desperately downstream. Although she was still afraid of the rapid water, her gait was capable and she was focused on saving people.
The three girls who directly caused Ah Xing to drown were now frightened. They each bit their fingers and covered their faces, trembling and not knowing what to do.
Huh, you are more energetic than anyone else when you are fooling around. If something really happens, you will turn into a bully. You guys are so good at teasing the squad leader, why don't you have to let the squad leader clean up your mess?
Across the stream, the squad leader and I were running downstream at the same time, which gave me a sense of tacit understanding and dependence.
Although Obama's 2B dog stuck out his tongue at the squad leader's feet, which was a big nuisance to the scene, I decided to selectively ignore it.
Xiaoqin seemed to have followed, but I didn't have time to look back now.
A little negligence will lead to Ah Xing's death. Now he only has half a life left.
If he drowned and died, both the three girls who threw stones at him, Xiaoqin and I, were all responsible for his death. Among them, only the squad leader was innocent.
But because she is the leader of the class, and her classmates killed a 15-year-old boy during an outing organized by her, then the class leader will definitely not forgive herself and will regret it for the rest of her life.
So Ah Xing can't die, at least not now, in front of the squad leader. After we save you, even if you die of masturbating day and night, it will have nothing to do with our Grade 2 (3) class.
Soon enough, in the blink of an eye, Ah Xing had been rushed to an "S"-shaped corner. He struggled to get his head out of the water, and then, very lucky, he caught the hand stretched out from the shore. A piece of black tree root comes out.
"Pfft." After he spit out a large amount of water, he continued to shout for help out of breath. The black tree root he grabbed was on my side, so I leaned over and grabbed a small tree with my left hand. , and then use your right hand to grab his hand.
But there was already mud at the roots of the black tree, and he couldn't hold it firmly with both hands, so he didn't dare to switch to one hand to accept my help.
What's more, when the stream reaches here, the flow speed has more than doubled than before. Looking further downstream, it is shocking to find that as long as Asing drifts down another ten meters, he will encounter a waterfall.
Could it be the waterfall that Pooh led me to last night after he took the aphrodisiac? I remember there was a large boulder right under the waterfall, and Pooh meditated on it. Although the waterfall is small, the height difference is nearly 4 Mi, if Ah Xing falls down the waterfall along the stream, he might be thrown to death.
It's better to drown. Falling to death would be too bloody. How can you bear to let a young girl see the tragic situation of your brain bursting out? It's all your fault that you, an octopus, can't swim. Stretch out your hand. Come on, grab my hand. Aren't you an octopus with many hands?
At this time, Ah Xing's face was pale and pale. When he saw my stretched out hand, he mustered up the courage several times to grab the root of the tree alone, and joined me with his other hand. However, under the wash of the torrent, he failed several times.
Gave up halfway.
Chapter completed!