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【645】 Battle Royale

The second kiss between the monitor and I ended with Zhuang Ni being so angry that she vomited blood and fainted for the second time.

In order to get me to leave her lips so that she could rescue Zhuang Ni, the monitor even used extreme measures such as twisting my nipples hard.

You can't do this even if I'm not wearing a shirt, it hurts me so much, and a man feels so unwilling to have his nipples pinched by a woman...

"You are not allowed to drink from now on." After the squad leader said something to me, he got out of bed and went to check on Zhuang Ni.

Hey, I kissed you forcefully, and you didn't say anything else but just asked me not to drink in the future. Could it be that the taste of alcohol in my mouth made you unhappy?

Finally I was kicked out of the room by the monitor.

It seemed that the squad leader wanted to take off Zhuang Ni's corset to allow her to breathe more easily... Anyway, he kicked me away because he thought I was in the way.

The so-called molestation instead of molestation refers to Zhuang Ni's situation.

But for Zhuang Ni, maybe she would feel happy if her clothes were untied by the squad leader, and she felt that the two of them were taking another step closer to Lily Road.

I don’t know the details of how the monitor rescued Zhuang Ni later. Anyway, Zhuang Ni continued to be half-dead the next day. She always looked half-dead.

"Exercise punishment."

The next morning, when I passed Zhuang Ni in the corridor, she said an unusual word to me.

Later, I used my mobile phone to search Baidu, and found out that the word "甔" was not originally used for humans, but refers to the act of dismembering animals and offering them to gods during ancient sacrifices. Later, it developed into a kind of dismemberment of felons. Punishment is similar to chariot breaking.

What, do you think my serious sin of kissing the squad leader can only be compensated by punishment? Fortunately, you didn't see how the squad leader and I "loved each other" before we kissed. Otherwise, you should have punished me with the top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty. You should have practiced it again and again.

Leaving aside Zhuang Ni’s desire to cut me into pieces, after I returned to my room yesterday, I called Xiao Qin on my cell phone but no one answered. I endured my sleepiness and climbed out of the window and searched around outside, but I couldn’t find any trace. .

There was no one on the bed opposite Pooh, so I opened the door quietly and took a look (Pooh was sleeping soundly, lying on the bed and grinding his teeth, so I didn't take the opportunity to peek at her, really).

It was almost 4 o'clock in the morning. I was very sleepy and it was rare for Obama to stop snoring, so I shamefully lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

As a result, when I woke up the next morning, I met Xiao Qin in the corridor who was going to the water room to brush her teeth.

Her mental state is similar to mine. She also didn't sleep well in the middle of the night, but she doesn't have as severe dark circles under her eyes as Zhuang Ni.

"Classmate Ye Lin, morning...good morning."

Xiaoqin greeted me with a yawn.

"Where were you last night?" I asked her a little excitedly.

"No...no..." Xiaoqin's eyes were evasive, "Maybe he was sleepwalking. I like to hit people when I'm sleepwalking. I didn't hit classmate Ye Lin."

Do you think you are Cao Cao? "I like to kill people in my dreams." Do you want to say that you have been beating me since you were 6 years old because you have been in a state of sleepwalking?

"Ah," Xiaoqin yawned even louder, "Ye Lin, please go wash up too. We have to climb a mountain today and I feel like I have a headache..."

The squad leader has indeed arranged a second mountain climbing activity today. He will set off after breakfast. The speed can be slightly slowed down, but he must reach the top of the mountain before noon because yesterday's barbecue materials have not been used up.

Xiaoqin rubbed her temples and went to the water room, looking like she had a dull headache after a hangover.

Why, is your drinking capacity worse than mine? Judging from Xiaoqin's condition, she seems to have a tendency to forget everything about last night.

Anyway, after the squad leader interrogated Zhuang Ni, she confronted Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin used the excuse of "I was drunk last night, so I can't remember all the things" to deal with the squad leader.

But the shoe prints left by Xiaoqin on the window sill of the monitor's room are irrefutable evidence that Xiaoqin and Zhuang Ni have been plotting something together since yesterday, and there are also Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai as circumstantial evidence.

In addition, Gong Caicai has been having a headache since she woke up from bed today. It is probably a sequelae of being given sleeping pills last night.

"Xiaoqin, don't hang out with Zhuang Ni all the time, she will teach you a bad lesson."

The squad leader gave Xiaoqin serious advice.

"Monitor, I'm sorry, I really can't remember what I did yesterday..." Xiaoqin said, hitting her head.

"It's true as you said, you only got drunk after accepting Zhuang Ni's drink."

"Probably..." Xiaoqin looked regretful, "Zhuang Ni clearly said that it was just a soft drink..."

"You were drunk, and you were able to pry open the slide lock from the window." It was impossible for the squad leader not to be suspicious of Xiao Qin.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee..." Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue and acted cute to the monitor, "I heard from my mother that when I get drunk, I will become very bold. I am not even afraid of black beetles."

You are not afraid of black beetles in the first place. When you are drunk, even the black super SWAT team will stay away.

Due to yesterday's experience, today's squad leader did not force everyone to go up the mountain at the same speed. He allowed everyone to form small teams in twos and threes and slowly gather towards the top of the mountain.

They are also allowed to collect some flowers and plants as specimens along the way, but safety is still emphasized over and over again, and private swimming in the water is absolutely prohibited.

As soon as our team reached the bottom of the mountain, Eunuch Cao staggered out from the flower grower's hut and ran to the squad leader immediately to prevent the girls headed by Big Speaker from beating him.

The squad leader didn't seem surprised. When Eunuch Cao went to stay with Uncle Zhang last night, he sent a text message to the squad leader in advance, so the squad leader knew where Eunuch Cao was from the beginning to the end.

Otherwise, when a classmate is missing, the monitor will not be able to sleep peacefully, even if he is given sleeping pills.

Seeing how tired I looked from lack of sleep, the squad leader did not assign me the task of carrying heavy objects today. He only asked me to take care of Xiaoqin, who was also tired. It didn't matter if I went up the mountain more slowly, as I didn't want to put Xiaoqin in danger.

Xiaoqin is naturally very happy, and I don't think there is anything wrong with the monitor's arrangement.

Speaking of which, unlike last night when the girls all changed into skirts after taking a shower, today because they were going to climb the mountain again, everyone changed their clothes back to the ones they wore when climbing the mountain yesterday, or similar styles. Only Zhuang Ni still wore the same clothes. She is wearing a black skirt suit and black stockings.

I always felt that Zhuang Ni wanted to find an opportunity to push me into the mountain stream, so she deliberately walked slowly with Xiao Qin. In fact, due to lack of sleep, we were not suitable for walking fast.

Xiaoqin, who had changed back to her class uniform of white T-shirt and blue jeans, still wore the straw hat on her head, which made me glance at the straw hat from time to time, hoping for the priceless "Blue Moorish Armenian Butterfly" ( The Elegant butterfly for short) flew back again.

Not only did I look at Xiaoqin's straw hat, I also looked around when I had nothing to do. If I caught this subspecies of blue morpho butterfly, wouldn't I make a fortune?

As a result, when we were almost halfway up the mountain, we didn't see the Blue Morpho butterfly. Instead, we saw that the bush in front of us on the left had been completely destroyed by some terrifying creature. And the dozens of moso bamboos behind the bush were staggering, uprooted, and destroyed. The panda must have been very sad when he saw it.

It’s so scary. What’s going on? Gorillas have been here. Are you jealous that giant pandas are national treasures, so you’re destroying their food?

When I was deeply worried about the existence of such a terrifying species on Cuisong Mountain, Xiaoqin seemed not to notice, pulling on my lapel and saying:

"Classmate Ye Lin, hurry up and leave, otherwise we will fall too far behind."

When the squad leader and others passed by this moso bamboo forest, they must have stopped for a while and commented on it.

However, Xiaoqin was not interested in this abnormality at all, so the reasonable explanation is: this abnormality was caused by Xiaoqin herself.

It turns out that you climbed halfway up the mountain to tear down the bamboo last night. It turns out that you didn't "want to hit someone when you were sleepwalking", but you wanted to hit someone when you were drunk. You suddenly jumped out of the window and ran away in order not to take me for granted. Sandbag?

I really may not be qualified to be your punching bag (although I have been for a long time before). Looking at the tragic situation in this bamboo forest, are you using the Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist, the "Nandou Thousand Heads Dragon Strike", or a unique technique? The unique skill "Xiaoqin Pink Star Fist".

No, that's not right. There are no scars left by the reaction force on your fist, so you should have kicked it with your feet while wearing shoes. Was it the tornado whirlwind kick, the cracked purple flame bullet, or simply what Aunt Ren taught you? For your bone-breaking flying kick, you used the energy-generating technique of Yin Yang Sanshou to increase the power of this move tenfold.

The strength shown by destroying this bamboo forest has far exceeded the last time you had a duel with me because Xingxing and his gang went dark.

Those bamboos are as thick as a bowl. After you kicked them in pieces, you just walked a little slower, but the soles of your feet were not seriously bruised.

Although I don't remember it very clearly, you must have been wearing a pair of sandals after taking a shower last night.

It doesn't have the cushioning ability of mountaineering shoes at all, but it can break bamboo without rebound... What kind of skill do you have? If you put on spike shoes to perform this trick, the Gundam robot will also be kicked to pieces by you.

Fortunately, you jumped out of the window before you fell into a drunken and indiscriminate attack. Otherwise, if you had stayed, Obama and I would have suffered. It was terrible. I almost died with my sister's dog.

"Brother, don't worry." Amy swore in front of my grave, "I will definitely kill the violent woman to avenge you. Before that, let's rest under the dirt with Obama."

Who wants to be buried with Obama? Let me out. I still have one breath, because I picked up Obama as a shield at the critical moment, so I didn’t die, brother.

No wonder Xiao Qin is so afraid of drinking. It turns out that after drinking, she will turn into a terrifying killer who can demolish Gundams with bare hands.

Wait, I need to do the math.

Xiaoqin's self-enclosed visual state of blackening seems to be far less powerful than her drunken state.

So, which one is stronger, the blackened state without closed vision, or the drunken state?

Furthermore, if she were drunk and allowed herself to completely turn black, how high would Xiaoqin's strength be?

It’s already the case that if God blocks God, he will kill God, and if Buddha blocks Buddha, he will kill Buddha.

Even as a temporary safety committee member, I will never allow Xiaoqin to drink alcohol again, nor will I allow her to completely turn into a black person.

Otherwise, if she had a handy weapon in her hand, she could kill the entire class by herself. It would be the version of battle royale for the second grade (3) class.
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