【636】 Pokemon
The "ghost draw" in poker is to remove the king, leaving only 53 cards including the king, and then draw the adjacent cards in a clockwise direction. If you encounter a pair of cards, you can play them out. Look at the end. Who has the lonely little king (ghost)?
It is simple and easy to learn. The outcome mainly depends on luck and the degree of facial paralysis when the opponent draws cards. According to unreliable information, the sequelae of stroke can improve poker skills by 50%.
In order to further increase the fun, Pooh proposed that the loser should be fooled by the other three people.
Then Gong Caicai lost again.
Because Gong Caicai’s expression changes so obviously.
Once she draws the ghost card, she will immediately look very sad and discouraged, and as her next player, as soon as my fingers touch the ghost card in her hand, she will immediately show that she hopes I will take it away, but she also I felt uneasy and felt sorry for my complicated expression.
However, her boss, Pooh, although he was often very moody and angry, today he deliberately teased the dog while holding up a card with his other hand for Gong Caicai to draw, not letting the other party see the change in his expression.
So once Gong Caicai draws a ghost card, he can never give it away again.
I couldn't bear it, so I deliberately judged which card was the ghost card through her expression, and then took the card away. Gong Caicai was immediately relieved and looked at me from bottom to top with a grateful look like "I'm very sorry."
Then my ghost card was immediately taken away by Xiao Qin.
From Gong Caicai's expression, Xiaoqin also knew that I had taken away the ghost card from her, so in order to prevent me from being fooled, she immediately drew the ghost card into her own hand.
Next, he deliberately placed the ghost card in a prominent position and used his eyes to signal Pooh to take away the ghost card.
Pooh was trying every possible means to beg Xiaoqin for forgiveness, so in order to please Xiaoqin, he would take away the ghost cards every time. Anyway, Gong Caicai was unlucky and would soon fall back into Gong Caicai's hands.
So Gong Caicai lost in the end.
"Ha, lift up your hair, expose your forehead, and make my brain explode." Xiaoqin said eagerly.
Pooh shrugged aside and said that he was helpless. Since he played the game, he had to abide by the rules of the game.
Gong Caicai had no choice but to lift up her naturally curly hair, revealing her smooth forehead. At the same time, she closed her eyes in fear, looking pitiful like a mermaid.
"Pah", with the deep-seated hatred of people with small breasts towards people with big breasts, Xiao Qin played very hard. Gong Caicai covered her red forehead and screamed.
Qu stood up and shivered for a while, then showed his forehead to Pooh, preparing to accept the next punishment.
Winnie originally planned to use less force, but she may have had too much contact with me and Xiaoqin, and compared my and Xiaoqin's steel and iron bones, so her fingers just touched Gong Caicai's forehead, She looked regretful.
"Oops, there's a critical attack."
Gong Caicai was almost knocked backwards by Pooh's upper body. Pooh quickly supported her and apologized to her:
"I didn't mean it, I really didn't."
With tears in the corners of her eyes, Gong Caicai turned towards me in a sitting position, lifted up the curly hair covering her forehead with both hands, and prepared to accept my punishment.
As soon as I hesitantly raised my arm, Gong Caicai closed her eyes tightly, as if what I was pressing against her forehead was not a finger but a pistol.
I don’t know what kind of education the Nazis who massacred women and children in concentration camps received, but I can’t deal with a weak person like Gong Caicai.
So I just symbolically brushed her head with my fingertips. Except for the air flow brought up, it can be said that I didn't touch Gong Caicai's body at all.
Thanks to my learning of Yin-Yang Sanshou, I probably didn't know how to control my strength like Pooh in the past, so Gong Caicai would have suffered the consequences.
After keeping her eyes closed for a long time, Gong Caicai realized that I had finished playing and opened her eyes in disbelief.
Still holding up her hair with both hands and saying "please play me", she timidly thanked me and said, "Classmate Ye Lin is so kind..."
Xiao Qin pouted on the side and proposed to start another round immediately.
As a result, Pooh deliberately let go of Gong Caicai in this round and kept the ghost card in her hand. After she lost, she happily threw away the ghost card and greeted everyone:
"Come on, come on, let's fuck Sa's brains out and see if it's your fingers or my head that's hard."
Pooh, who has short hair and no long bangs, does not need to lift her hair specially, and part of her forehead is exposed.
Xiaoqin was not only angry at Pooh for pushing back on me, but also angry at Pooh for deliberately losing to Gong Caicai, so she gave her a hard flick.
Pooh didn't even frown. Not only did he not feel any pain, he seemed to feel very happy.
However, this does not mean that Pooh is also an M like Eunuch Cao. It only means that Pooh would rather Xiaoqin hit him than Xiaoqin ignore him.
Winnie came up with the rule of playing with brains, so I was not polite to her and played her with normal strength.
"Come again, come again." Pooh shouted angrily.
At this time, Gong Caicai whispered: "I'll forget it. Mom said it's wrong to hit people..."
"That's not okay." Pooh slapped his wheat-colored knees hard, "Not accepting punishment when you lose in poker is just as unreasonable as not dying when your HP reaches 0. If you don't play, I will lose my mind. What should I do if I can’t sleep tonight?”
Taking advantage of the crowd's strength, Obama barked "woof" behind Pooh, which frightened Gong Caicai into hiding.
Gong Caicai had no choice: "Then, let classmate Ye Lin play for me..."
He specifically turned his head and looked me in the eyes and said, "Classmate Ye Lin, please..."
I raised my fingers and not only flicked Pooh's forehead, but also hit Obama who was yelling at Gong Caicai.
Pooh is a real man of iron and blood. He withstood my attack head-on without any fear.
As a male dog, Obama held his tail between his legs very spinelessly and made a "wow" sound, which represented that he had been wronged.
At this time, the monitor opened the door and came back. She saw me playing with the dog and said to me angrily: "You...you are just like Xiaozhe, bullying animals when I can't see them."
I refused to accept it and pointed to the three girls present and said, "Hey, squad leader, please don't accuse people unjustly. They can testify that it was Obama who barked at Gong Caicai, so I educated him."
The squad leader turned his questioning gaze to Obama. Perhaps because there were too many witnesses, Obama lowered his head in shame.
Although Obama had pleaded guilty, the squad leader still said to me with a dissatisfied tone: "For such a puppy, if he does something wrong, he can just be criticized verbally."
"Obama is so small, and if you criticize him verbally, will he understand?"
The monitor didn't answer me, but took one of Obama's front paws and asked lovingly: "Minibus, do you want to go to the toilet?"
Obama shook his head.
I reserve the opinion that Obama is an alien from the Trisolaris galaxy.
"Be good." The squad leader took out a Texas beef stick from her back and fed it to Obama. It was a special dog snack that the squad leader put in her backpack. God knows why she would bring this kind of thing when she went on an outing. Could it be for the road trip? If you encounter dogs, you can have something to please them.
"Geng Yuhong seems to be leading a group of girls, looking for Cao Jingshen to settle accounts." The squad leader stroked Obama's back and sighed, "Xu Lijun seems to have gone to the canteen of the special education school to buy beer. I have to go out and take care of it." Leave them alone, the minibus will take care of you first..."
"Squad leader, can't you just take the dog and go out to find them?" Pooh suggested. "Whoever disobeys the command and lets the dog bite them would be so cool."
The squad leader was quiet, thought about this possibility carefully, and shook his head.
"On the campus of the special education school, it is expressly prohibited to bring pets into the campus. I cannot break the regulations."
I understand why there is such a regulation. For students with disabilities, not to mention an animal as big as Obama, even a mouse may cause harm to them. Think of the baby version of Shu Zhe who had no ability to take care of himself. Did a black mouse almost bite off my penis?
"Anyway, I'll come back later to see if you want to go to the bathroom." The monitor said to Obama as a sister, "If you want to go to the bathroom and I don't come back, just tell Ye Lin, understand."
Obama nodded.
I think if I cook and eat Obama, I might be able to get admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University.
"But it's boring to smoke ghosts." Pooh complained while shuffling the cards, "Either I lose or Gong Caicai loses, there is no suspense at all."
In fact, if Pooh didn't let Gong Caicai go, Gong Caicai would be beaten to death.
"I have an idea." The squad leader looked at the depressed Gong Caicai and said, "You can play idiom solitaire while playing ghost games. Each time the next player comes up, the number must be within ten, and the previous player's suggestion must be raised one after another. A four-character idiom, otherwise you have to accept the card designated by the other party, how about."
This is obviously a proposal that is beneficial to the study committee member Gong Caicai. I heard from the loudspeaker that Gong Caicai once memorized a dictionary in order to improve his Chinese performance.
Gong Caicai bowed her head to the squad leader gratefully. The squad leader was anxious to deal with the matter, opened the door and left.
"It seems good." Pooh, feeling the new challenge, said first, "Invincible."
The word "enemy" is very difficult to use, and I had no idea for a moment. I could only look at Gong Caicai, Winnie's next family, to see how she would deal with it.
Xiaoqin started the countdown full of malice: "10,9..."
"We are outnumbered." Gong Caicai replied without much effort. As a result, she felt relaxed and took away one of Pooh's cards.
"Outnumbered." I immediately received it and randomly drew a card. In fact, the ghost card was already in my hand.
"Everyone... everyone is drunk and I am sober." Xiao Qin replied a little nervously.
"It's a four-character idiom." I reminded her.
"That...heavy, heavy metal band." Xiaoqin was so nervous that she stuttered.
"Not only are words with homophones used, they are no longer even idioms."
"Classmate Xiaoqin..." Gong Caicai raised her hand and said as if in class, "Actually, if 'everyone is drunk and I am sober' is reduced to 'everyone is drunk, I am sober', it becomes an idiom..."
"There's no need for you to help me." Xiao Qin angrily yelled at Gong Caicai, "If I didn't answer, please give me a card, classmate Ye Lin."
I was not polite and directly gave the ghost card to Xiaoqin. She frowned and used the same method as before to push the ghost card to Pooh.
Because there was a one-sided cold war between Xiaoqin and Pooh, I didn't care about Xiaoqin's non-compliance with the rules. At this time, Pooh poked a hand of cards with ghost cards in front of Gong Caicai, and proposed a new idiom solitaire:
"Invincible."
Damn, you are still invincible. How much do you like this idiom? How should Gong Caicai respond now?
In the end, Gong Caicai was not stumped.
"Enemies share the same hatred," she said as she drew a card.
Chapter completed!