【631】 Big bald head
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin changed into a dress and put on a pair of sandals after taking a shower, so her running speed slowed down, and I finally caught up with me from behind.
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen," Xiaoqin covered her ears like a heroine in an idol drama, refusing to accept my explanation.
In the darkening night, I firmly held Xiaoqin's arm and refused to let her go.
"Classmate Ye Lin is thinking about mating." Xiao Qin's tears were still flowing, "Mom doesn't allow me to do that, so why don't you go find someone else? If you really can't stand it anymore, you can tell me. I promise you everything."
"It's not that I can't stand it anymore, it's that Pooh can't stand it anymore," I said angrily.
"Eh." Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, "Are there women who only think about mating?"
Winnie is wronged by what you said, but in the 21st century everyone has the right to pursue happiness. Xiaoqin, you don’t need to be so conservative. You think women can only be passive.
"But... although I hope that classmate Ye Lin will hug me tightly, and I will agree to other requests, but just hugging me, I am already very satisfied."
I handed over a piece of handkerchief to the crying Xiaoqin to wipe her face. She suddenly seemed not so angry with me and took it gratefully. One handkerchief was not enough, so she asked for another one.
"Those sluts in H comics are all made up by unscrupulous authors, right?" Xiaoqin asked in a tentative tone, "Women's desires in that area are naturally much weaker than men's, right?"
"That's not necessarily true." I frowned, "That rogue female school nurse you call her 'Sister Yingran' every day, isn't she a living idiot?"
Xiaoqin said "ah" and covered her mouth, as if she realized something important.
"It turns out it's me who's abnormal..."
"Eh."
"It turns out I'm not a real girl yet..."
"What on earth are you talking about?" I held Xiao Qin's shoulders, her delicate shoulders trembling under the gradually brightening moonlight.
Under the moonlight, Xiaoqin raised her face to me, and I noticed that at some point we had run into the middle of a large field of flowers. No matter what color the flowers were, they looked cold and lonely under the moonlight.
"Although in order to make classmate Ye Lin like me, I learned a lot of things that my mother would kill me if she found out... But that should be just the price that must be paid to keep the person I like. Am I wrong? Normal women My child, when you do these things, your body should feel pleasure."
I don't know how to answer Xiaoqin's question.
Although Xiaoqin was a genius in martial arts and was very tall when she was a child, she matured relatively late sexually. She only had menarche at the age of 14, which was quite late among her female classmates.
The development of secondary sexual characteristics is also not obvious. Unlike boys who learn to masturbate through various channels, Xiaoqin probably has never experienced the feeling of "brain numbness". The more professional term is called "sexual awakening".
As for how Pooh had his sexual awakening, I haven't asked. Maybe it was while taking a shower, or maybe it was when my "Yellow Wind Monster" phone was forcibly vibrating in class.
But this does not mean that Pooh is impure. According to a research report published by my father on the HHH fan club forum, a considerable proportion of women, whether married or unmarried, have their first orgasm from taking a shower.
Should I advise Xiaoqin to take more showers? She is so afraid of the cold and there is a bathtub at home, so she should take less showers.
But what good does it do me to let my adopted sister "sexually awaken"? Now she is turning herself into a slut just to please me. If she reaches the same level of awakening as Winnie, won't it cause more trouble to me? .
Seeing that I hesitated to answer, Xiaoqin became even more worried.
"I am indeed sick. In addition to the psychological gender cognitive disorder, I am also physically sick."
"You're not sick." I said to her in embarrassment. "The intensity of physical desire varies from person to person, just like some people have a big appetite and some have a small appetite."
Xiaoqin suddenly became unsteady and staggered back two steps. Several lilies were crushed by her sandals.
"Sister Yingran also told me the same thing. I was a little worried so I checked online, and someone told me that this symptom was frigidity."
Xiaoqin covered her face, sat down in the flowers, and cried again.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Although I pretend to be sexy, I am actually frigid. How can I be worthy of classmate Ye Lin, the most perverted classmate in the world..."
Who is the world's number one pervert? Since you don't like sex from the bottom of your heart, don't pretend to be so sex. It's all your fault that you first saw the book "The Training Master: Color Classroom".
And don’t believe those irresponsible answers to questions on the Internet. There are so many quack doctors in regular hospitals, let alone on the Internet.
But I can't teach Xiaoqin to hold the shower head against her sensitive area for a while, if she feels comfortable...
This is the rhythm of teaching childhood sweethearts how to masturbate. I can’t say it, no matter what, I can’t say it.
If Xiaoqin is taught this kind of thing by me, and then Aunt Ren discovers that she is doing something secret, it will be a capital crime, a bone-breaking kick.
So I shamelessly chose to evade this aspect, and in order to change the subject, I said to Xiaoqin:
"We can't blame Winnie entirely for today's incident, she..."
Xiao Qin immediately stopped crying, and the sharpness of an ice pick flashed from her tearful eyes.
"Pooh... is a big bad guy, a big liar, and a super sexy girl. She seduces classmate Ye Lin. Her breasts are as big as the monitor's. I never want to see her again."
"Let's admit that she seduced me." I shrugged, "But she had a reason, because she ate randomly, and the purple berries on the mountain reacted with other foods, producing results similar to aphrodisiacs..."
"Hey." Xiaoqin seemed a little happy for a moment when she heard what I said. I think she still values her friendship with Winnie.
But his face immediately darkened again, "I don't believe it. How could it be such a coincidence? Once at classmate Ye Lin's house, I gave classmate Ye Lin a coke mixed with MSG to drink, and classmate Ye Lin didn't push me down."
So have you ever tried that widely circulated aphrodisiac formula? No wonder once I felt that the cola tasted strange, and I complained to that supermarket, saying that they were selling spoiled products. Apologize to me quickly, and complain to the innocent people. The clerk apologized.
"But you have to look at how many things Pooh has eaten today. It's close to a hundred kinds."
"I also ate a lot today, 3 or 40 kinds of things." Xiao Qin was not convinced.
Is there anything worth comparing? You two are girls. If you don’t get fat, you will be hacked to death by jealous female compatriots.
"But you didn't eat those purple berries."
"Then I'll go find it now and eat it now." Xiaoqin pouted, "If I don't feel aroused after eating it, Pooh will be a liar."
Do you think that the function of "aphrodisiac" is to "make people spring"? There seems to be nothing wrong, but I always feel that Xiaoqin's words are a bit inconsistent.
I stopped her from running halfway up the mountain in the dark.
"It's useless for you to eat it. Not to mention that the fruit tastes terrible. Even if you eat it and you're fine, it won't prove anything. Pooh eats more things than you. We can't figure out which ones caused the chemical reaction. .”
"Then I will eat all the food that Pooh has eaten on the top of the mountain at noon tomorrow." Xiaoqin stamped her feet angrily, causing a few more innocent flowers to suffer.
I raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure you have a stomach as big as hers?"
Xiao Qin stopped talking. If it weren't for seafood, Xiao Qin would be a poor eater in terms of appetite.
"In short...if we don't prove that she was really under the influence of aphrodisiacs, don't expect me to forgive her." Xiaoqin shouted angrily, "Before that, I will have a cold war, a hot war, or a nuclear war with her."
Although Xiaoqin's request was difficult to meet, I was secretly glad that she focused her attention on it and did not think further: Even if Pooh was hit by an aphrodisiac, why didn't she go to someone else instead of looking for someone else? What about me.
If Xiaoqin gets entangled, then she won't be satisfied with just "let the brothers feel happy".
"Ah, so tired." Xiao Qin finally stopped crying and let herself fall backwards among the flowers. Many branches, leaves and petals were damaged, but they still looked beautiful.
"Finally, I am the only one left with classmate Ye Lin again..."
He closed his eyes and murmured with a lonely look under the moonlight.
Unlike the naughty men in the courtyard, and the little Taimei men in Qianzhe Girls' School, Winnie is the first friend Xiaoqin has made as a girl who treats each other as an equal.
Winnie has such a characteristic that she can make others take off their disguise in front of her without worrying about saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing to make her unhappy. Anyway, she has a bad memory and will forget it in two days.
I think that although Xiaoqin didn't admit it verbally, she was still hit hard by losing Winnie, her only friend.
Xiaoqin opened one eye and peeked at me.
"Classmate Ye Lin, come lie down on the flowers with me for a while."
I saw that Xiaoqin rarely acted like a nymphomaniac (even though she was lying on the flower), so I lay down next to her generously. She was my adopted sister anyway, so it didn't matter.
Holding my head and looking at the crescent moon in the sky, I was speechless for a moment, and my thoughts drifted to the distant space.
"Well..." Xiaoqin closed her eyes again and said in my ear, "Although I am frigid..."
Please don't mention this, okay? Let me take a good look at the moon.
Xiao Qin, however, kept talking to herself.
"Although I'm frigid, but if classmate Ye Lin, who has a strong desire, wants to do anything to me, you're welcome. Haha."
"Haha" Your sister, you are my sister. You are obviously feeling sad because you were betrayed by your best (and only) friend.
Even if I only consider you as my girlfriend, I will not ignore her feelings when she is sad. She is sad and I will do mine. I will take away her first time in this inhumane way. ah.
Moreover, the lust caused by the Pooh hook had finally subsided, and I didn’t want to load it again.
Just when we were lying together innocently, each with our own thoughts, suddenly a big bald head jumped out from the path next to the flowers.
"You bastard bastard, my flower field has been destroyed again. I hate you idiots the most."
The bald old farmer holding a flashlight glared at a signboard not far behind us. The signboard read in very familiar red fonts: "It is forbidden to shoot wild guns here." There are a little less words)
Chapter completed!