"You got my sister!"

Shu Zhe's expression clearly said "You don't understand such a simple truth?", as if he was a senior.

I have a hard time understanding the idea of ​​one person getting another person.

People are not objects without independent will. Their ownership can be easily determined like objects. They are not pets either. As long as you are willing to raise them, you are their owner.

From a physics point of view, I tend to say that the US military has obtained Saddam Hussein and Japan, and I hope that China can also obtain those corrupt officials who fled the country as soon as possible.

The dandy boys from Xingxing's class once told me that there was a tall, handsome and rich man in their school who liked to "collect stamps" and had dated countless girls. He often boasted that he had won many girls.

If this theory is feasible, if I go to Badaling and Jiayuguan and write "Visit here" on each section of the wall, can it also be said that I have obtained the entire Great Wall?

It is immoral to scribble on cultural relics, and it is also irresponsible to scribble on other people's youth.

Even if it's just a canvas, I won't start painting easily until I have the painting skills worthy of this canvas.

The idea of ​​"getting" the squad leader is very unrealistic to me.

To put it bluntly, even if the squad leader was "obtained" by me under her brother's conspiracy, I would never be happy, right?

Even Shusha, who is usually so strong, would shed tears after learning the truth, right?

I can't stand girls' tears.

Because I was once a weak person, because I once cried silently alone, so I don’t want anyone to cry because of me.

I can't understand girls' romance, nor how they can fall in love with someone they hate. I think a man's romance is to die at Thermopylae like the Three Hundred Spartans.

When I thought that when I died in the battle, there were girls crying for me in the distance, the bloody and drunken scene suddenly changed.

Apart from making me weak, I can't think of any use for falling in love.

Are you talking about physiological needs? You might as well take care of that kind of thing yourself. If not, you can just find an airplane cup from your inventory at home.

My dad gave me sex education very early (nonsense, I sell sex stuff every day without education and I am self-taught). He told me: Confucius said: Food and sex are the same. That is to say, appetite and sexual desire are basically the same.

On the same level, sexual desire is neither higher nor lower than appetite. All kinds of abnormal behaviors in society are caused by the inability to face sexual desire, hostility to sexual desire and exaggeration of sexual desire. Those who advocate extinction

Sexual desire people are just as hateful as those who promote promiscuity. They are like saying that people can skip meals, or that people should overeat every day.

I think masturbating is probably equivalent to eating instant noodles at home. It may not be as delicious as a big meal outside, but it’s not that troublesome.

If I push down the squad leader just for physical needs, it is basically equivalent to killing a little sika deer running happily in the forest just to satisfy my appetite.

I don't think the tears in her eyes when I was devouring the body of the little sika deer was a beautiful sight.

What's more, my main energy is devoted to physical exercise. I masturbate only occasionally, and I am not as addicted as Cao Jingshen. I heard that he once masturbated to arm spasms and was sent to the hospital for treatment.

To sum up, I think Shu Zhe's wishful thinking for me to become monitor is a bad idea.

I told Shu Zhe that I'm not interested in your sister and don't mention it again in the future. Besides, it's easy for people to misunderstand us all the time. They might think I'm blackmailing you.

Shu Zhe felt that he had put in a lot of effort and only got this answer, showing an expression of both anger and unwillingness.

"Brother Ye Lin, there is no shop like this after passing this village! If you really don't want to, I will think of other ways!"

"Eh? What else is your unscrupulous brother planning to do?"

Shu Zhe straightened his hair that was messed up by the wind.

"What else are you going to do? Humph, if my sister doesn't give me pocket money, I'll make it myself! I heard that someone in the second grade is selling nude photos of my sister... They are obviously photoshopped, and they can still be sold for 100 yuan each...

…”

I was so shocked by his words that my hair stood up.

I looked at him with a very serious expression, and he looked back at me with a very serious expression.

Damn it, what do you want to do? You are so obsessed with money! Are you really going to take some nude photos of Shu Sha and sell them in order to make some pocket money? Cao Jingshen has encountered a strong competitor.

Ah! This guy can produce genuine nude photos of the squad leader! Cao Jingshen, no matter how good your PS skills are, you have no chance of winning!

I warned Shu Zhe not to do such immoral things, but Shu Zhe turned a deaf ear to my words.

"Brother Ye Lin, after I take photos of my sister, I may give priority to selling them to you, but there is no bargaining price for 300 yuan a piece! If you don't buy it, I will sell it to someone else!"

I think this little brat really deserves a beating. If I weren't worried about being seen on the playground, I would have to beat him up.

I couldn't hit him or scold him in front of so many people, so I had no choice but to sneer at him, hoping he would realize his mistake.

"Shu Zhe, your price is quite fair! All the fakes from PS are sold for 100, but you only buy the real ones for 300, which is a conscientious price!"

I hope he can think with his conscience whether his sister who has taken care of him for so many years should be treated like this.

Shu Zhe didn't hear what I said, so he picked up a piece of chewing gum and put it into his mouth and started chewing it.

"I also want to sell it more expensively, but ever since I peeked at my sister taking a bath in the fourth grade, she has been very careful with me. Now even if I try my best, I can only take photos of my sister showing a little bit...

…”

You're really not ashamed! You learned how to peek at your sister in the shower in the fourth grade! Shusha was so exhausted from maintaining order in the class all day long that she was sweating profusely. When she got home, she had to be on guard against you, this little pervert! You, you white-eyed wolf

!Hurry up and spit out all the food your sister cooked for you!

"Shu Zhe, you are so useless. If a photo of your sister showing off her naked body is circulated in the school, is that something glorious to you?"

"Of course it's not very glorious, so I said I would give priority to Brother Ye Lin to sell it to you!"

Shu Zhe said as he handed me a piece of chewing gum, but I didn't take it.

"Aren't you afraid that I will change hands and sell it again?"

"Don't be afraid. Although Brother Ye Lin has a bad temper, he is not a despicable person who would do such a thing. I will give you the memory card when the time comes and I will not keep a backup, just in case my sister's nude photos are spread in the school.

Well, that’s your responsibility, Brother Ye Lin.”

He presented the possibility as if it were a fait accompli.

"If my sister is sad and crying because of these photos, Brother Ye Lin can only take responsibility and comfort her, right? With your character, you might even use violence to take back these photos from the whole school! Girls are here

You are most vulnerable when you are sad. Once you find someone to rely on at this time, you will easily be captured by Brother Ye Lin!"

Shu Zhe, this kid has such beautiful thoughts! I don’t think that after the squad leader discovered these photos, he would first think that they were secretly taken by his family. The biggest suspicion was that his unscrupulous brother had peeked at his bath, and then he would think

You were hung upside down from the ceiling and whipped, right?

At this time, the preparation bell rang, and the time for free activities was always short.

I warned Shu Zhe again not to do anything immoral, otherwise even if the squad leader didn't beat him to death, I would bury him in the ground.

Shu Zhe didn't seem to care at all. As he walked towards the teaching building, he greeted a girl with shawl hair in the distance.

Judging from the degree of intimacy, she should be his little girlfriend who makes him spend money like water.

I suddenly felt a sense of disharmony.

"Shu Zhe, last time we were under Jiangqiao, I remember that your girlfriend seemed to have short hair? How come it has grown so long in just a few days?"

Shu Zhe finally showed a slightly embarrassed expression.

"Brother Ye Lin, you can see it! Because Xiaohua was beaten and kicked in front of the gangsters last time. Those embarrassing scenes were all seen by Xiaohua. My boyfriend felt that it was very shameful, so he took her

Dumped it and got a new one..."

Replaced!? Replaced with a new one!? Replaced with a new one!?

It’s only been a few days! You little playboy! You are so efficient! No wonder you say you have rich experience in love!

How could Xiaohua be sorry for you? When you were besieged by gangsters, Xiaohua was anxious to save you! In that case, Xiaohua was actually more dangerous than you! You just lost face in front of Xiaohua

I just dumped him! Do you have any conscience?

The FFF team is indeed right! As expected, a heterosexual like you who has changed his mind can just be burned at the stake!

If I had known I would not save you! I would have just let those gangsters throw you into the river! I only rescued Xiaohua and left you to those gangsters. Even if they were crazy enough to kill you, I would not

I will take care of it!

Monitor, there is something very wrong with your brother’s character! While you are busy doing this and that all day long, and have no time to take care of him, your brother has grown into a man who, although he looks likeable on the outside, is money-worshipping, vain, and full of pride in his heart.

What a bad boy with a scheming mind!

It turns out that setting an example is of no use! Your brother must have seen that you, a righteous devil, are busy, tired and angry every day, so he took you as a negative example! He decided to spend his life being lazy, irresponsible and intoxicated!

If I had a younger brother, I would have given him Spartan training since he was a child, so that he wouldn't be able to become a weak-minded pretty boy like Shu Zhe who is always using his brains!

Monitor, you must have never beaten him, right? It must be because you are too doting on your younger brother, so the most you can do is criticize him, right? Criticism is useless! You must beat this bad boy hard! You can't go down.

If it's your hand, I'll pump it for you!

Although I don’t hit girls, I will never show mercy when I teach a man a lesson! If I teach him a lesson, I will definitely make him cry and promise to change his past!

Suddenly I wanted to go back to the classroom to discuss with the class monitor. If she agreed to lend me my brother for a few days, I would definitely be able to correct his bad behavior with an iron fist and make him give up all the methods of murdering his sister and start a new life.

It's just that the squad leader won't agree. How can she be willing to leave her heart and palm treasure to me?
Chapter completed!